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Let's begin the very first fart contest.
For all of the starters, BEGIN!
Now they've begun to move.
EH!?
SILENCE, SILENCE... SILENCE!
Now show us the score for this one!
127, really?
Excellent come, the champion has arrived.
Amazing isn't it?
Great champion.
The school girls are still eating potatos aren't they..
..as expected.
Is it there? SILENCE!
It didn't pass over while you were walking here did it?
Alright now! And if you'll excuse us.
SILENCE!
IT COULD STILL COME OUT!
Eh!?
I understand.
Well for now let's see, alright go ahead!
38.
Hey hey hey! Eh You!?
Well then, silence.
That was the best!
The one just now was the best yet!
What everyone thinks-
NOW EVERYONE, Please Look This Way.
Amazing isn't it?
THIS SCORE THIS TIME, PLEASE!
227! UUUUWOOOOOOW!
(untranslated)
That one just now was good.
The one just now was good wasn't it.
Really, the swiftest that's appeared in japan isn't it.
Eh you! Can you do it!?
Now it's a lady!
Did *** come out?
OK! CHAMPION! (saying this as if she *** herself and that wins the contest lol!)
You, it's no good if you equivalate them.
Just because you're champion, you definitely won't appear on television.
Yes.
You're the champion in the wrong way.
Ah! Ah! AH! AH! AH!
What is it?
"Brrrh"
(crowd laughs)
No, if you don't use that.
Can't it be done with this?
It's because these are for talking.
That's why there's ones for the competition isn't there?
Ehhhhh, also as you probably know 15 minutes has just passed.
(untranslated)
Oh yes YES! He's coming back!?
Whoa!
OOOOHHHHHHH!!!
The Champion Has Returned!
EVERYONE, PLEASE LOOK! DON! (don = thud/slam/*** sound)
Huh!?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The one just now had good richness didn't it?
If you think about it, the winning one done was amazing wasn't it!?
An amazing score after all isn't it?
Right!?
You can't come back yet, sorry.
Even though he did it quite well too.
You.. You're alright aren't you? (at farting)
Do more over here, more.
You're... You, you, you, you are a what..an adherent is it?
Ohh again!?
OK!
There is this one.
There is this one.
This is as I told you right?
This is how I thought it would be too.
Let's see it
And the score this time!
(untranslated)
This is roughly an amazing thing.
Iya, this is an amazing th-
He can do this thing quite well.
I can't do this impossible thing you know.
At this point if it wasn't for them,
it's a good thing that we invited these 2.
Exactly right.
Ahhh Ah Ah AH AH!
This is...not there.
This one was barely heard.
Well for the time being let's see the score, if you please.
Well you know, I commend you for your hard work.
'Miiiiin' wasn't it? (imitating fart sound)
Really, a person's emergency 'miiiin' is..
Disapproving words aren't they.
(untranslated)
Now everyone, we're left with only 30 minutes remaining.
Eh, wh-who?
Where!?
He's coming through the crowd.
Yes that's right, now silence.
Good, that one will definitely appear.
Now the score for that just now, please.
43.
Well, but what's with the 43..don't get it at all.
Let's put in effort.
This is good!
This could very well be quite good.
Wait just a second and it will show.
Now the score for just now, DON!
UUUWWWWWWWAAAAAA!!!!!
HE'S DONE IT!!!
Please come.
Champion champion, OK OK, champion..oooooooo.
Sit down.
He is -----?
Does he have what it takes to come back?
Come right back, make sure to come back.
But you know, I wonder how the score is added up.
Oh Oh OH OH OH!
You came for source!?
Somehow, we're not getting any from those in uniform.
They won't come out.
They aren't showing, if you get one will you do it?
Yes, I'll do it.
IT'S COME!!!
He's returned!
Welcome back.
Already situated.
Heeeee, this is good.
This such thing.
He's gradually getting the hang of it.
Now let's go, the score this time DON!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It was just a bit off!
Even though it's an easygoing joke, it really smells a bit bad.
Come has it.
It smells very bad, try coming over here.
Is that so.
It really smells bad.
Nah I will.. I'll pass on that.
Why me..
For 'Golden Time' television, you mustn't put a wall up to the smell.
It really smells bad a bit.
Is that so?
It's come come come come come come come!
It's come, it's come!
Somehow anymore, it's fundamentally accomplished.
It's like a lie.
The score this time, go ahead.
153. Eh? Eh.
15 minutes to go.
15 minutes left.
AH!
Ossei-san!
Don't stick it there, bring it closer.
Dammit!
Eh!?
Now during the last 10 minutes, what will occur!
This has appeared hasn't it.
Turns out, after all we don't know what might happen!
This is as I said isn't it.
Now let's go, the score this time please!
IT'S APPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!
New record score!
New champion chosen.
Have a safe trip.
We've passed the last 10 minute point.
Here!
OHHH!!!!!!
It's a woman!
You've got guts don't you?
You're wearing disgracefulness to the limit.
(untranslated)
The resonator has returned.
Now everyone, please give a round of applause.
This is just fine isn't it, let's go!
The score this time, DON!
IT WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
He did it.
Something has still occurred!
You're on fire aren't you?
Right?