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-I don't speak Spanish -You don't speak...that's interesting!
So how do you two communicate then?
Just non-verbally? -Google translate!
Google? Oooh!
That's cute! That's cute.
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Do you know any Chinese actors or actresses?
Jackie Chan -I was just thinking the same.
How did you two meet?
We both work at Mediterra.
People in China love basketball, So they would love you..
Yeah we love Jeremy Lin.
Who would win in a fight? King Kong or Godzilla.
-Ah, you saw that movie, didn't you?
Do you know any sexy Chinese guys? -No
Would you ever date a Chinese guy? -Maybe.
Who won? -I think Godzilla.
Who's better? Jeremy Lin, or Yao Ming? -Yao Ming - Jeremy Lin
-I haven't, there's not many in my school
But right now, you got him, so... -Spanish blood.
-Who is more good looking? -(Unanimous) Jeremy Lin
If you two were to have a kid, what would you name the kid? [LAUGH]
Um...
Would you ever date a chinese girl? -Yeah
Would you ever date a Chinese guy? -Yeah
This is very interesting...
This is like a relationship, but you two can't understand each other :) -We communicate.
-We don't talk.
What do you like the most about Chinese girls? -They're cute, I guess?
I guess in the bedroom it doesn't matter, right? You just know.
You just know. You understand each other.
What do you like the most about Chinese guys? - I like their hair.
You like their hair? Oh! Hi-five. And hi-five about cute Chinese girls too!
Is this going on TV? No, this is not going on TV.
Do you ever do any kind of martial arts?
A little bit. -Let me guess, Tae Kwon Do?
-Tang Soo Do
-What is that? -Tang Soo Do is another Korean martial art
You notice that, by the way? Does it kind of look like a ***?
[LAUGH] Right?
Looks like the balls are kind of tilted.
What if you fought me and I know Kung Fu? Who would win? Um, I don't know, you're a bit taller than I am.
Probably you. Does Tang Soo Doo have a lot of high kicks and everything?
Oh, certainly.
So you might be able to kick me in the face. -I can kick over your face.
You see that?
Yeah, I don't know. -Kind of look like two balls, a ***?
You want to show me right now? -No I'm wearing jeans -You're wearing jeans.
And I'm currently here working over the summer. -What kind of job?
Um, in a lab -DignifiedG: They're doing Kung Fu. Jim!
Kung Fu! Oh my goodness. Hwahh!
Oh my goodness, look at this. Show me, come on, show me!!
What is your favorite Tang Soo Do or Kung Fu movie?
-Obviously, it would have to be Bruce Lee''s
Enter the Dragon. -Dude, come one. Show me some!
I can't, we're American!
I have a joke, by the way: You drink Heineken...
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Water
Wattah!! You got it! High Five!
Come on, show me some, how about this one? There you go! Come on, come on!
Beach Boys?
Are you a fan of the Beach Boys? -Yeah, they're pretty good.
You know, being from California.
Is that..the...
the band that represent California or there're other band?
To me, I'm from Los Angeles. So for me, it's the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Do Guidos have big dicks? -Alright, we're leaving.
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Thank you so much.
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