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SPECIAL EDITION
You can't have sex because he's got erectile dysfunction.
When it's time for action, he can never go.
At the moment of penetration, you go flaccid.
Yes, I go limp.
Your proposal is that your ex-wife move in with you
so the three of you can be in a relationship?
Well, it's the 21st Century.
I cast a spell on your loins son
and so you can't --- -- up.
That's sad. What a pitiful woman.
Six months ago, they made plans to marry.
My lawyer recommended a prenup.
Who presented this prenup to you?
Raul.
-Not your husband? -No.
All of my assets are in my son Gustavo's name.
What properties are you trying to protect?
Are they yours? Did you work for them?
Judges and lawyers aren't stupid.
German author Christopher Lichtenberg...
My German's good, isn't it?
...once said,
"Marriage, unlike fever,
begins hot and ends with you having chills."
Hello and welcome to "Case Closed."
Oh goodness...
Marriage has been described in so many ways.
And still, we insist on getting married.
Bring out the litigants.
How is a woman supposed to feel when she's in bed about to...
and her husband fails to perform?
I feel worse.
I'm a man, and I'm in the mood, my body wants it,
yet I can't get it to work.
Good afternoon and welcome.
Good afternoon.
Yahaira, you're the plaintiff.
Yes, ma'am.
This is your husband Alejandro, right?
Yes, ma'am.
Why are you suing Alejandro,
other than for the reasons I just heard,
and what do you demand to settle this conflict?
I seek to annul my marriage
and I demand $15,000 I'm entitled to
because I want to start a new life here in the US
because of suffering and damages.
So you want to annul your marriage.
You're not asking for a divorce.
You want to annul the marriage.
And you want $15,000 fo.
Now tell me why you want to annul
and how you met him.
Tell me all of that and where the $15,000 comes in.
Go ahead.
I'll be very honest.
I lived in Bogota, Colombia.
I met this man online.
We chatted.
I won't lie. He was very honest with me.
He said he'd been married, but was divorced.
I even showed you the papers.
I'm not denying it.
He showed me the divorce papers.
That's why I believed him.
So we started a relationship for three months online.
In that time, there was...
Well, as you could understand,
you could have a lot of fun online.
This man was an animal.
Through the Internet.
Yes.
He's amazing on Skype.
Amazing.
And he wooed me.
-So much so... -In person too.
Hold on. I'm getting there.
So much so that as you can see...
I invested a few dollars in myself
because he flew to Bogota to legally marry me.
What are you saying?
You had plastic surgery to look better?
I did some touchups. Some tightening up.
Since it was so interesting and.
You thought, "Let me fix myself up."
He flew to Bogota, and I accepted his excuses because...
But imagine having to deal with her family
grilling me with questions.
I could barely sleep at night.
The altitude is different than that of Miami's.
I could barely breathe. Sh.
I understood at that moment.
What did you understand?
The anxiety of meeting in person...
Oh, you couldn't consummate your relationship
before getting married.
We did a lot, but consummating per se...
Absolutely nothing happened.
That had never happened to me.
I understood because of the anxiety of meeting in person,
or because he was nervous, etc.
He gave me a bunch of excuses.
We got here, got married, and moved in together.
Unfortunately, nothing happened.
We tried all kinds of things.
-Games... -How is it my fault?
I was a race car revving to go,
I couldn't get out of the garage.
You're aware of all we did.
The outfits, the toys, the pills...
You've been married four months.
We went to the doctor.
And you haven't consummated your marriage.
You can't have sex because h.
No, ma'am.
He does get erections.
He does turn me on.
But when it's time for action, he can never go.
I don't understand.
If he gets an ***...?
But when it gets close, it goes limp.
At the moment of penetration, it goes flaccid.
Yes, it goes limp.
If you looked like this,
how would you feel if that happened to you?
Even if I didn't look like that, I'd feel bad all the same
because my husband and me couldn't...
Okay.
-Have you seen a doctor? -Yes.
He says everything works properly.
That's why you want to annul.
He gave me another excuse.
According to him...
I don't believe in these kinds of things.
I don't believe in curses or spells.
He said his ex-wife did something to him.
More of his excuses.
Then explain the pills.
The doctor said they'd work,
and even scarfing them down produced nothing.
We tried all kinds of things.
Did you investigate further?
I thought he was either gay or had serious problems
or had a mistress or something.
So I started investigating.
I just found out he was seeing another woman.
I followed him because I needed to know.
I had to try something.
-And you know who he was seeing? -Who?
Who were you seeing?
His ex.
-He left his ex to be with me. -And he was cheating with her.
After coming here, I discover he's with her again.
Who could believe that?
I had to make sure I could still perform.
So you discover he's with his ex-wife,
and he can perform with her.
According to him, yes.
Alejandro, what's going on?
I honestly don't know.
I want to be married to her,
but I also want to resolve this problem.
I don't want a divorce.
I don't think I've mistreated her psychologically.
I'm going through a bad time too.
I'm a man from head to toe.
I see her, and I stand at attention, but then suddenly...
You hit the floor.
It doesn't make sense. It.
What do you think is going on?
I put my ex-wife through a lot.
I liked fooling around. Either with her or other women.
So when day she told me she was going to join us for life.
-Till death. -Your ex told you.
I don't believe in that, but I didn't feel like arguing.
So she took me to a man in ah.
Like a shaman?
Something like that.
I don't know if he cast a spell or hypnotized me,
but he touched me here and here...
And I passed out.
I noticed because when I awoke, it wasn't the same people there.
He said he'd done everything he had to do to me.
And that I'd be bound to my wife for life.
I could only have sex with her or with this
that I always had to carry on .
What's that? An amulet?
This is disgusting.
I didn't carry it with me because I didn't believe in it.
Now I carry it with me.
What is this?
This is weird.
I didn't believe in it.
This looks like a *** a man can insert his *** into.
So there'd be a *** on your ***.
I don't know how to work this.
I need a minute to figure this out.
Oh, it's like this.
He said I could only have sex with that or my ex-wife.
So the shaman said it was.
Or my ex-wife.
Also, to always carry it with me.
Did you?
No, how could I? That's crazy!
It sure is.
Imagine walking through an airport with this!
Do you think you have a solution to this?
I do.
Let's take a short break.
Did anyone bring any witnesses?
I did.
Great.
When we return, we'll talk to your witness
and you'll tell me what you propose to fix this.
I do think you're in love with her.
Yes.
And she's really disappointed.
Very much so.
We'll be back after this short break.
When he wants to be with a woman,
he'll be solid as a rock, but he won't be able to perform.
He's cursed.
He's cursed down there, and can only perform with her.
Cleanse this man. Close your eyes.
CASE CLOSED