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I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history
I'll slay your *** *** out like Cedric Diggory
With a wave of my finger I'll put you on the floor
You's punk *** little kid without Dumbledore
I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see
You're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy
I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead
If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled
You's a big bald fairy
You think I'm scared of you
I smoked basilisk and I'll smoke you too
I got witches in class I got witches in the halls
If you look under my cloak, you'll see my Hagrid size balls.
I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess,
Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart's Express
You can't touch me son, I drive magic cars.
I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars
Poor little Harry,you're such darling lad.
Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?
Oh that's right I killed em, you're little owl too.
All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew.
You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny
Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermoine.
My boyz are called death eaters,they're black magic studs
They'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloods
You can never find me, it's like trying to catch smoke
You hide from me with your punk *** cloak.
You think your invisible, but I can see through that!
I'll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT
Say it don't spray it you breath smells like a grave
Your teeth look like tonbstones and your noise is concave
Your head looks loke a golf ball
Your face looks like a lizzard
Here's the toll free number for the hair club wizards
The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew
Wizards drive by's is what we do
When dementors try to ice me
I step right up and own em
I crack a butter beer and say ''Expecto Patronum''!