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>> RYAN: Alrighty, Internet people. Welcome back. My name is Ryan. We are playing Shadow
Man for the PC.
There's a bunch of guys that are jerks and they have
dangerous weapons
and they are going to kill me.
Because of close quarters combat and close quarters combat is very difficult in this
game. [laughs]
Ah... So we're going to have a look around. See what can be seen.
[gun charging]
This area appears to be very horrible.
Very horrible for the kingdom. [gunshot]
Oh, more of these guys. I saw you before.
You're pretty lame.
That is a... dark soul that isn't in a govi. What does that mean?
[gunshots]
I'm rather curious about that. Why isn't it in a govi? Are they...
Is this where they extract them?
This totally must be where they extract the dark souls.
[gunshots]
I can't hit you. You are too far away.
[gunshots]
[gunshots]
[gunshots]
OK, so I appear to be in what...
Very bad tile job. They got their blood all over everything.
[gunshots]
Is there a door here? There is. It's locked.
I guess I'll have to go in from the above. I'll...
Oh wait, there's another door here. I was going to go back go to up from the top there
but there's another door.
[gun charging]
What is, what is that?
... What?
[gunshot] What is that?
Um. Hm.
Let's see... [gunshot]
This area is very dark. Much more dark than I've seen areas before. [gunshot]
[monsters roar] Hello.
Hi, how's it going? [gunshots]
Don't mind me. Just wandering in and... [gunshot]
... seeing how you guys do stuff around here.
That's a thingy on some fire.
Again another reason to have walk on fire that I don't have. Sigh.
[gunfire] Aw, ***!
You're like a ninja with your Assassin's Creed garb.
Oh god! These guys!
[gunshots]
Oh, I can't shoot through that! Oh god!
OK, let's get in and out of this area before they get up. Oh! One of them's up. Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Aaah!
OK.
I guess we're kind of stuck. I guess we kind of have to go back to that top level there.
OK, top level.
Oh, hello.
[gunfire and pig noises]
Still really not all that confident fighting these guys in such close quarters. There's
got to be a better way to...
There's got to be a better way- Oh god, the dogs! Oh! Gross! That's so disgusting!
Oh my god.
[gunfire and pig noises]
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
Doing that thing to poor unsuspecting... denizens of this area.
Oh... not impressed. Not impressed one b- Oh, there's another one.
Must put you out of your misery.
OK.
Wonder what could be down... Or how I get down there, I suppose. Hm.
Open sesame. I like it when giant doors open on command like that. Just right when you
walk up to them.
Oh, another retractor I'm guessing?
[music changes]
No enemies to guard it?
I guess they had the dogs.
>> SHADOW MAN: Hey, now that could be useful.
>> RYAN: Retractor? Am I saying that right? Is that the right, uh...?
Yeah, retractor. OK.
I am now the proud owner of two retractors.
They are very holy. [gunshot]
Not in that they have holes in them. They're sacred I guess would be the politically...
I guess not politically. Literally correct term.
OK, so down the other way here. Oh! Hello.
[gunfire]
Fancy meeting you here.
Just wanderin' about and there you are. Hm.
Oh, and a govi.
More govi extraction going on down this area there?
Must be.
OK, I don't think I can get in there.
At least not yet. Can I get over there?
Oh, there's a door right there. Oh, that's where I came from.
Hm. Well then. [gunshot]
What is the solution, game?
What would you have me do?
Oh, I see a hook.
OK.
So what am I going to do about this?
Come on. No, that just doesn't work at all. [gunfire]
Oh, my camera's wrong now!
That door's still locked so that's good.
Is there a switch or something I was meant to push before I did that?
Oh, it occurs to me, I think I probably hit a dead end in that main area but down here
I can just sort of jump into this water. Maybe I'll do that.
I guess we'll take care of Mr. Rifle Guy here.
>> SHADOW MAN: Oh no. >> RYAN: Oh, I totally shot you.
That is unfair. You are a very obnoxious man.
[gunshots]
[more gunshots]
Alright, so what's down here in these barrels?
Not a thingy.
Not a thingy.
And let me guess... [gasp] Oh, a thingy.
I was going to guess not a thingy so that makes me very bad at guessing I suppose.
Come on, Shadow Man!
Put away the gun- No- Come on... Climb on top.
Nope. OK, come on, come on. Climb on top.
What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to jump over it like a dolphin? Climb on top.
Come on. You can do it, Shadow Man. OK, apparently you can't.
Your refusal to jump onto the ledges is frustrating me, Shadow Man. [gunshots]
I will not file a good review.
OK. So, let's see what's in these barrels. I'm really just here for the barrels because
when I was walking by I saw them and I didn't even notice that other path.
Just ignoring stuff. Ignoring paths that I can go down...
Of course, it's the best way to do anything. To, you know, ignore all of the very obvious
paths that they keep showing to me repeatedly.
OK, let's see about... What's the best way to get to there? Swim very slowly towards
it. Yes.
OK, good.
See, I don't have any problem when there's no swimming involved.
Ooh, this is very dingy!
I feel like I'm playing Morrowind. You know the level.
Except, this... The way this blood is really flowing is really concerning me. It's like
it's, it's like it knows exactly where it's meant to go.
[monsters bluh, gunshots]
Hi!
How's it going?
I am Shadow Man, the Lord of Deadside. You may have heard of me.
Oh, hello.
You're too far away for me to...
[gunshot] properly hit.
Oop. We'll just jump over here. I saw you.
[gunfire] Oh god.
[gunfire, dark soul appearing]
I was locked on to the right guy for a second there.
[gunfire]
OK.
>> RYAN: So, we've got a dark soul. >> SHADOW MAN: The dark souls... are mine.
>> RYAN: Kind of glad I decided to go this way. Oh, you're shooting me. Oh god.
Oh god, there's a bunch of you. Oh, and there's a bunch of dark souls. Jesus.
There's quite a few. And some thingies. This place is a treasure trove.
So how do I get over there? Do I just swim and jump like normal I guess?
Ohhh... K.
[gunshots]
Will it let me climb up to that ledge?
Come on. Don't just swim inside the wall. Climb on the ledge. You know you want to,
Shadow Man.
Hm.
Oh, you can't hit me! I've got a better ship. OK.
[gunfire]
I'll take that as I can't go that way yet? It doesn't look like I can jump there from
any area...
Yeah, I think that's about it. I think I'm just going to have to find a way to get to
that other area back there.