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well I heard there was an interest
of how
Miss Emily here
and I met
and got together
so one day I was walking down the street
I just saw these beams of light shine down on
this angelic creature.. it was the most beautiful thing i had ever seen
its amazing
the angel was a part of a nativity set
in the store
behind the angel I saw Emily
and I was like
whoa
she's cute and as angelic as the angel
Hey Foxy Lady.. You and me.. Together forever?
She was like gawking at me
So I got inside and she bought me flowers
it was adorable and I got my flowers, sniffed them, so we went to the park
and we were prancing off into the sunset
It was just a wonderful night
We were walking, and our hands were side by side, but not touching
she reached out and I was like just bring it in
so we grabbed hands
and sparks flew, they flew
So I was walking her home that night and I had to hide behind the bushed because I was kind of intimidated by her parents
And after I left I heard some screaming
About a boy taking her out
So I ran home, and my parents were like where were you?
You see
I met this foxy lady at the store, and i just had to pick her up and
bring her on home
I need your permission to marry her
They said, well we have to meet the parents first. It was 12:03 am and the dragged me over to Emily's house, her parents got so mad that they literally kicked me out of the house
So as they were kicking me out of the house, I was crying, So I left and then the next day I threw some pebbles at her window
I was like Emily let down your hair, and it only went down about half way
So I found a rope and chucked it up there it hit her in the face but she was fine
And she climbed down and we eloped, we got a priest to marry us, a pastor not a priest, because i'm not a catholic
It was this man right here,
But the pastor married us that day
it was a wonderful time
then later
i was like we rushed into this
we need to separate, later like two weeks later
I was working at McDonalds
and Emily was a successful business women
so i was like
whoa!
I am living in a cardboard box
So i got up one morning and looked her up in the directory, called the operator
I walked into her office
when i found out where it was
Then she said what are you doing here?
I said, I want you back baby
I mean as long as you love me
I'll be your platinum, ill be your silver, ill be your gold
Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough and ain't no river wide enough
ain't no valley low enough to keep me from getting to you
it was like baby baby baby oh
there's gonna be one less lonely girl, i love you i love you i love you
so she was like fine I want you back, i took her to our favorite park
were we first met
we were walking and i waited till the sunset
and brought her to her favorite spot in the park
and knelt down
opened the box and was like, honey will you marry me? she was like of course i will honey
so we lived happily ever after
in her huge mansion