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Hey YouTubers. 123 Comic Bro here! So many of you have never asked me:
"Hey Comic Bro, when you run out of Cheez-Its, what do you eat?"
Well, that's what I'm here to tell you about today. Narrator: Cooking with Comic Bro.
Narrator: The best worst cooking show on the internet.
These are the very specific and secrets directions for how to make the
123 Comic Bro Pizza, so...
keep 'em safe. First step is to heat your oven to 450 degrees.
Ugh, doesn't this go any faster?
Finally! Next, buy a cheap, but good pizza. And then put it on a pan.
Once the oven is done preheating, open the oven, and put in your pan!
Oh yeah.
After you've put it in the oven...
set a timer, but I don't know for how long, so check the back of your label
8 - 12 minutes...
No, too long...no, too short!
Perfect.
Now you wait, which is boring...
It's done it's done it's done!
All right. Now,
You take out your delicious pizza
from the oven.
Without burning yourself, hopefully!
And let it sit for about two minutes. All right, this next part is THE secret ingredient to
the 123 Comic Bro Pizza! Here we go!
Oh yeah.
Chipotle Tabasco sauce.
It is delicious.
All right, so here's what you do. You take your Tabasco sauce,
take off the top (after it's been shaken) and then...
essentially...you put it on.
All over.
As much or as little as you want. I personally...
...go for a lot.
Oh yeah. That's gonna be good.
Once you have your Tabasco sauce evenly distributed
among the pizza, you do what I like to call the
123 Comic Bro pizza fold.
Aw yeah.
Perfect.
Once you have masterfully folded your pizza, take it
and apply it to your plate.
Wow.
Look at that presentation.
Let's get a 360 on this.
Woah. The final, but also important element to the 123 Comic Bro Pizza, is
sitting on your couch, looking lazy,
and eating it...
...with both hands.
*chewing*
This gets me so motivated,
I just wanna watch Netflix.
*crying* I'm so lonely!
Narrator: We hope you enjoyed this episode of
cooking with Comic Bro. If you enjoyed it, give it a thumbs up! If we get
50 or more, Comic Bro will create another culinary abomination.
That's f*$%ing terrible. Thanks so much! Until next time!