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Max: Oh you must be Martin Martin: Hi, you must be Max
Max: how are you doin'... Martin: how are you doing man, i know that the appointment was like at... Max: at 3 o'clock?
Martin: 3 o'clock , it's like 3:25 i'm sorry, do you mind if i set down?
Do you mind if i set down?
Max: oh yeah, have a seat. Martin: i'm tired, that's crazy.
it took me a while to get here, i just stopped to get this cool shirt. Max: oh, ok.
Did you get lost? Martin: No, i didn't get lost. you know, i was taking a nap, coz i was late last night.
you know what i mean?
i was like drinking heavy. Max: Ok, alright.
Martin: so, anyhow, what's up? what do you wanna know? Max: huh, just tell me about yourself. tell me about your experience. have you worked before? what do you do?
Martin: what was the ques...? i'm sorry. Max: can you tell me about yourself?
Martin: well, i'm a gemini. umm, i've had a bunch of jobs. Max: well, you have a good experience?
you have a good experience? Martin: well, i wouldn't say that i have good experience.i've had jobs but i mean...
Do you mind if i eat , i'm hungry, i haven't got to eat. want some Twix? Max: No, thank you.
Martin: is this disk clean? coz my Twix just fall in here. Max: yeah, its clean.
ummm, but about myself, i'm like gonna be a really good employee. so don't even worry about that. what's he next question?
Max: Ok, why are you interested in this position? Martin: umm, to tell you the truth, i applied for like a lot...(cellphone interrupting)
hold on a second.
i hope this isn't distracting. oh i need to answer this one. if that's ok, we've got a party tonight.
so, i apologize, you know how things go. is this distracting, should i not have this on?
Max: i think it'd be better if you turn it off. or put it on silence. Martin: ok, i'm not really sure how that works. i'm just gonna leave it on.
Max: let's move to the next question, i have your resume' here and...
so, what are your.. .strengths and weaknesses Martin: let me see
Martin: i was just laughing about that text message.its crazy.
how about the other one, i have like ADHD2, so i'm like now processing your second question. like what the job?
i don't even know, i have applied to so many jobs on Craigslist. what do you guys do here?
Max: this position is for sales person.. sales person. Martin: like what do you sell?
Max: we are a retail store, so basically you have to interact with costumers and sell them items. Martin: Really?
Max: yeah, do you have any experience with selling? Martin: well, yeah. i mean, it depends on what your are talking about as far as sales.
i used to sell marijuana when i was on 8th grade. that was like self employed though.
Max: yeah, let's move to the next question. what would you do if you had a problem with one of your co-workers?
how would you handle the situation?
Martin: well i mean, just from the past, umm... if i had a problem with somebody i'd just like tell 'em.
and if that doesn't work, like having an argument or disagreement. i'll just have to take it to the parking lot. Max: oh, wow
Martin: i mean this is how i was taught!
Max: so the last question to ask you, why do you think that you're the best candidate for this position?
can i ask you some questions about this job. is it possible for me to start like 11 in the morning?
Max: do you have a problem?
Martin: well, like i told you earlier. i just like stay out, drink, and party sometimes. getting here like 8 o'clock is that your regular hours, that's gonna be difficult for me.
i kinda like make my own hours and i can't afford the weekends.
and like smoking, i'm a heavy smoker. is it cool if i smoke in the office? Max: you can not smoke in the office
Martin: so, like, is it gonna be like a high paying. coz i need to make at least $50,000 a year.
coz i got baby mama to support. you know what am i saying?
Max: yeah yeah sure.
we start paying $10 an hour so that way you can...
Martin: $10 an hour, how many hours a week? Max: 40 hours, that's a full time.
Martin: so 40 hours a week times $10 an hour. do you have a calculator? so i could figure that out?
Max: its all $400 Alright
thanks for coming Martin. Martin: thank you man, appreciate it, i will get back to you when i want this or not. alright?
Good luck