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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> MOVIES! RENT YOUR MOVIES!
>> Both: OHH!
>> OH, SORRY, MAN.
>> Rigby: [ SCOFFS ]
NICE OUTFIT.
>> IT'S A COSTUME!
THEY MAKE ME WEAR IT!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> Mordecai: MOVIE NIGHT!
I GOT THE POPCORN!
>> Rigby: I GOT THE MOVIE!
>> Mordecai: WAIT, I THOUGHT WE
WERE WATCHING "SHY GUY."
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'VE SEEN THAT
MOVIE 100 TIMES.
I GOT SOMETHING BETTER.
BAM!
>> Mordecai: "ELLO GOV'NOR!"?
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
IT'S FOREIGN.
CHECK IT -- "A BRITISH TAXI IS
POSSESSED BY THE SOUL OF ITS
DRIVER SEEKING REVENGE ON THE
LOWLY GANG MEMBERS WHO MURDERED
HIM.
PAY THE FARE OR PAY THE PRICE."
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE, NOT
ANOTHER HORROR MOVIE.
LAST TIME, I HAD TO WALK YOU TO
THE BATHROOM EVERY NIGHT FOR A
WEEK.
>> Rigby: NO, MAN, IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT.
THIS ONE'S OLD AND CHEESY.
IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.
>> Mordecai: YOU SURE YOU CAN
HANDLE IT?
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S IN BLACK
AND WHITE.
COME ON!
>> Mordecai: HMM...ALL RIGHT.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: AAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: SEE? ISN'T THIS FUN?
>> Mordecai: MM-HMM.
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ British accent ] ELLO,
GOV'NOR.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ LAUGH EVILLY ]
[ WOMAN SCREAMING, TIRES
SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: [ YAWNS ]
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ DOG PANTING ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ MAN SCREAMING ]
>> AAH!
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
ELLO, GOV'NOR!
[ WOMAN SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Mordecai: [ SNORING ]
[ COUGHS ] HUH?
IS IT OVER?
DUDE, THAT WAS SO CHEESY.
I MEAN, WHAT WAS UP WITH THE
TAXI?
WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL OR
NORMAL BUT HAUNTED BY A GHOST
CONTROLLING THE TAXI OR WHAT,
YOU KNOW?
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERING ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ ENGINE RUMBLING ]
Mordecai!
[ SCREAMS ]
MORDECAI!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
>> Mordecai: [ British accent ]
ELLO, GOV'NOR!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS, GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, CHILL OUT.
YOU'RE SCREAMING LIKE A FRIGGIN'
MANIAC!
>> Rigby: I KEEP HAVING
NIGHTMARES!
>> Mordecai: JUST DREAM ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE, THEN.
[ GROANS ]
DREAM LIKE YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY OR
SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: I'M A TOUGH GUY.
I'M A TOUGH GUY.
[ Deep voice ] THEY SAY THIS
CITY'S TOUGH.
BUT I'M TOUGHER.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YOU WALKED DOWN THE WRONG
ALLEY, RIGORSON.
>> Rigby: THE NAME'S FISTS!
[ ENGINE RUMBLING ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR!
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
WHAT THE HECK, RIGBY?!
>> Rigby: IT'S THAT STUPID
BRITISH TAXI!
IT'S ALL UP INSIDE MY BRAIN!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
WATCHED THAT MOVIE.
>> Rigby: I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
WE JUST GOT TO DESENSITIZE YOU
TO THE HORROR.
WE'RE GONNA WATCH "ELLO GOV'NOR"
OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU
STOP BEING SCARED.
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
IT'S NOT REAL!
>> Rigby: LET ME GO!
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN SEE THE
MICROPHONE SHOWING!
LOOK AT IT!
>> Rigby: GET OFF ME!
>> Mordecai: I'M SICK OF YOU
KEEPING ME UP!
YOU LOOK AT IT!
>> Rigby: LET ME GO!
>> Mordecai: LOOK AT IT!
>> Rigby: LET ME GO!
>> Mordecai: LOOK AT IT!
[ Wearily ] LOOK AT IT.
YOU LOOK AT IT.
YOU...LOOK AT IT.
>> Rigby: LET...ME...GO!
[ THUD ]
>> Benson: WHAT THE HECK IS
GOING ON?!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY'S JUST
FREAKED OUT BY THIS DUMB BRITISH
MOVIE WE WATCHED.
>> Benson: WELL, YOU BETTER HAVE
THIS MESS CLEANED UP BY THE TIME
I GET BACK FROM MY CRICKET GAME.
>> Mordecai: CRICKET?
>> Benson: YEAH.
I'M TRYING NEW THINGS.
SO WHAT?
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
WILL BRITISH PEOPLE BE THERE?
>> Benson: IT'S CRICKET.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Mordecai: SEE, RIGBY?
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
SEE HOW CALM AND COLLECTED THESE
BRITISH DUDES ARE?
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
[ ALL TALKING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR!
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
RIGBY!
AW, MAN!
I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED
THAT LAME CAR MOVIE.
>> Skips: HE'S SCARED OF CARS
NOW?
>> Mordecai: NO, JUST BRITISH
TAXIS.
>> Pops: WHAT A SILLY NOTION!
MY BRITISH TAXI ISN'T SCARY AT
ALL.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
POPS, YOU OWN A BRITISH TAXI?
>> Pops: YES!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Rigby: WHAT'S IN THE BARN?
>> Mordecai: SOMETHING THAT'S
GONNA GET RID OF YOUR FEAR.
>> Pops: THERE SHE IS!
ISN'T SHE A BEAUTY?
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK,
POPS?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD A
BRITISH TAXI.
>> Pops: A BRITISH TAXI?
OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID A
"BROWNISH" TAXI.
>> Mordecai: BUT THAT TAXI'S
YELLOW.
>> Pops: YELLOW?
MY TAXI IS NO COWARD.
I GUARANTEE YOU THAT!
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
NEVER MIND.
READY TO GO FOR A RIDE?
>> Rigby: IN THAT THING?
NO WAY.
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT EVEN A
BRITISH TAXI.
COME ON!
>> Rigby: I DON'T CARE.
A TAXI'S A TAXI.
>> Mordecai: IT'LL BE FUN.
WE'LL JUST GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
>> Rigby: UH, I GOT TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM.
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> Ello, Gov'nor.
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
[ FAX MACHINE SCREECHING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
DRIVE!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
>> Rigby: THAT BRITISH TAXI,
MAN!
IT'S FOLLOWING ME!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST SEEING THINGS.
>> Rigby: NO!
I WAS THE BRITISH TAXI, AND IT
WAS REAL!
>> Mordecai: SO IT CAME OUT OF
THE MOVIE, THEN.
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW!
MAYBE!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT. FINE.
LOOK, YOU'RE SAFE NOW ANYWAYS.
LET'S JUST TRY AND RELAX AND
CALM DOWN.
POPS WILL DRIVE US AROUND FOR A
BIT.
>> Rigby: HMM.
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SNORING ]
>> Rigby: WAIT.
POPS, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> Pops: I ALWAYS DRIVE DEEP
INTO THE WOODS WHEN I WANT TO
CLEAR MY MIND.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE SCENERY?
>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> Pops: OH, BOTHER.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>> Pops: IT SEEMS WE'VE RUN OUT
OF GASOLINE.
>> Rigby: OH, MAN, OH, MAN!
THIS IS NOT GOOD!
HE'S COMING, AND WE'RE STUCK
HERE!
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
UGH! WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!
>> Rigby: WE RAN OUT OF GAS, AND
HE'S COMING FOR ME!
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
WE GOT TO GET OUT AND PUSH.
COME ON, RIGBY!
>> Rigby: NO!
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE!
>> Mordecai: FINE.
POPS AND I WILL PUSH YOU ALL THE
WAY BACK HOME, THEN.
GEEZ.
[ SCRAPING ]
>> Rigby: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NOT BACK THIS WAY!
[ GASPS ]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT. HELP!
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR!
>> Mordecai: HOLY CRAP!
IT'S REAL!
RUN, POPS!
>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ TIRES SCREECH, ENGINE REVS ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Mordecai: POPS, LOOK OUT!
>> Pops: HUH?
>> Mordecai: OH, NO!
IT'S GOING AFTER RIGBY!
WE GOT TO HELP HIM!
>> Both: RIGBY!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ ENGINE RUMBLING ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
[ GROANS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> ELLO, GOV'NOR.
>> Rigby: I'M NO GOV'NOR!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
ELLO, GOV'NOR!
>> Rigby: THE NAME'S FISTS!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
I HATE YOU!
STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WAKE UP!
RIGBY, STOP IT!
>> Rigby: STOP! [ SPUTTERS ]
MORDECAI?
>> Pops: OH, THANK SHOW YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT!
>> Rigby: I DID IT!
I CONQUERED MY FEAR!
I CLEANED THAT TAXI'S CLOCK WITH
MY FISTS!
>> Mordecai: KIND OF.
YOU HIT YOUR HEAD AND STARTED
GOING PSYCHO ON THE TAXI.
BUT ACTUALLY, THE TAXI WAS A
KID.
>> Rigby: YOU?!
>> YEAH. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
>> Rigby: WHY WERE YOU FOLLOWING
ME IN THAT TAXI SUIT?
>> [ SIGHS ]
MY BOSS MADE ME WEAR THIS.
I'M FROM THE VIDEO STORE.
YOUR RENTAL IS OVERDUE.
>> Mordecai: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
CALL OR SOMETHING?
>> I DID, AND I SENT A FAX!
>> Rigby: THAT WAS YOU?!
>> YES!
SO CAN YOU JUST RETURN THE
VIDEO, PLEASE?
>> Rigby: WE BROKE IT.
>> WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PAY FOR IT.
>> Both: POPS?
>> Pops: OF COURSE!
I'M AFRAID THE SMALLEST BILL I
HAVE IS A 100.
WILL THAT DO?
>> YEAH. SURE.
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
I GOT TO GET A BETTER JOB.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> Rigby: HEY, MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
NOT AGAIN!
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY, DUDE.
I'M NOT SCARED AGAIN.
I JUST -- THANKS, DUDE, FOR
HELPING ME OUT WITH MY FEARS AND
STUFF.
>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM, MAN.
NIGHT, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: GOOD NIGHT, MORDECAI.
[ Deep voice ] THEY SAY THIS
CITY'S PRETTY TOUGH.
BUT I'M TOUGHER.
[ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]
>> BLOOD.
>> AAAH!
>> GUTS.
>> AAAH!
>> DINNER.
>> AAAH!
>> "ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY."
>> Mordecai: THAT LOOKS AWESOME.
>> Rigby: I'M GLAD YOU SAID
THAT, 'CAUSE I GOT US -- BAM!
TWO TICKETS FOR OPENING NIGHT!
>> Mordecai: OOOH.
I KIND OF ALREADY GOT TWO
TICKETS FOR "PAJAMA SISTERS 2."
>> Rigby: WHAT?
WHY?
THAT'S JUST SOME CHICK FLICK,
AND NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND!
I SAW THE PREVIEW.
THEY'RE JUST GONNA SIT AROUND
TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS,
FULLY CLOTHED.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
I GOT THESE TICKETS FOR ME AND
MARGARET.
I'M FINALLY GONNA TRY AND ASK
HER OUT.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
BUT IT'S OPENING NIGHT!
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO
GET THESE TICKETS?
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
YOUR FOOD'S ALMOST READY.
SORRY FOR THE HOLDUP.
>> Mordecai: OH! HEY, MARGARET.
UM, I WAS WONDERING, UH...
WOULD YOU, UH, LIKE TO, UH, YOU
KNOW...UH...
>> Rigby: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EXCUSE MORDECAI HERE.
HE HAS A HARD TIME TRYING TO
ESPRESSO HIMSELF!
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD ONE, RIGBY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR
FOOD, GUYS.
>> Rigby: DUDE, DID YOU SEE HOW
HARD MARGARET LAUGHED AT ME?
>> Mordecai: THAT WASN'T FUNNY.
>> Rigby: YES, IT WAS.
MAN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
>> Margaret: HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
>> Rigby: SALAD?
WHERE'S MY FRENCH DIP?
>> Margaret: HUH?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I MESSED UP.
LET ME TAKE IT BACK.
>> Rigby: EVERYTHING OKAY,
MARGARET?
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'VE GOT A FULL
PLATE.
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
I'M JUST A LITTLE STRESSED
'CAUSE I'M MOVING OUT OF MY
PLACE TODAY.
>> Mordecai: I COULD HELP YOU!
>> Margaret: REALLY?
THANKS, MORDECAI!
>> Rigby: HEY, MARGARET!
I CAN HELP YOU MOVE, TOO!
>> Margaret: OH, PERFECT!
DO YOU GUYS MIND COMING BY MY
PLACE IN AN HOUR?
>> Rigby: OH, WE DON'T MIND.
IT'LL BE A MOVING EXPERIENCE FOR
ALL OF US.
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
RIGBY.
[ THUD ]
>> Rigby: OW!
WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: NOTHING.
>> Rigby: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE JEALOUS!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
NO, I'M NOT.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE JUST
JEALOUS 'CAUSE I MADE HER LAUGH,
AND ALL YOU DO IS SIT LIKE THIS!
"UH, UH, UH!"
>> Mordecai: WHATEVER.
JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY WHEN I'M
HELPING HER MOVE.
>> Margaret: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
DO IT.
JUST DO IT.
HEY, MARGARET.
UM, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK
YOU, UH, DO YOU WANT TO, UH...
HAVE ME...PICK UP THAT BOX?
>> Margaret: OH, YEAH, THANKS!
THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
BUT BE CAREFUL.
IT'S REALLY...
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Margaret: ...HEAVY.
UH, DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT?
>> Mordecai: [ Grunting ] IT'S
COOL.
I GOT IT.
>> Rigby: HEY, MARGARET!
BRIEFS OR...
BOXERS?!
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE SO FUNNY, RIGBY.
OKAY.
GOT TO GO TALK TO THE MANAGER.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Mordecai: HEY, RIGBY.
YOU BETTER LEAVE, DUDE.
YOU'RE RUINING MY CHANCES WITH
MARGARET!
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A MOVE ON
HER YET!
YOU'RE GONNA END UP SEEING
"ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY" WITH ME
ANYWAY.
>> Mordecai: NO, I'M NOT!
QUIT SCREWING THIS UP FOR ME!
>> Rigby: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
THAT I CAN TALK TO CHICKS
AND YOU CAN'T!
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
YOU GONNA ASK HER OUT OR WHAT?
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
READY TO CALL IT A DAY?
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
UH, JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU IF
YOU WANT TO, UH...
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO, BUT, UH...
>> Rigby: MARGARET, WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING COOL?
BAM!
TWO TICKETS TO THE
"ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY" PREMIERE!
WANT TO GO WITH ME TONIGHT?
>> Margaret: YOU ACTUALLY GOT
TICKETS?
YEAH!
I'LL TOTALLY GO WITH YOU
TONIGHT!
MORDECAI, YOU GOT TO COME, TOO!
>> Rigby: MORDECAI CAN'T COME
'CAUSE I ONLY GOT TWO TICKETS!
>> Margaret: AW.
MAYBE NEXT TIME?
>> Mordecai: NO, NO.
IT'S COOL.
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME.
>> Margaret: OKAY.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00, RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
I'LL GO TO THE MOVIE WITH YOU.
JUST CALL IT OFF WITH HER.
>> Rigby: PFFT!
YEAH, RIGHT!
I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND YOU
BLEW IT!
YOU BLEW IT!
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
COME ON, DUDE.
JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
>> Rigby: OKAY.
I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE IF
YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS.
>> Mordecai: NO, I'M NOT
JEALOUS!
>> Rigby: THEN I GUESS I'M STILL
GOING OUT WITH MARGARET!
OHHHHH!
YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
MORDECAI, CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
UH!
WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE ME?!
AAAH!
>> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE
"PAJAMA SISTERS 2" IS BOMBING.
BUT IT'S DOING BETTER THAN YOU
DID WITH MARGARET.
OHHHHH!
THREE HOURS TILL MY DATE!
>> Rigby: HEY, MUSCLE MAN, YOU
KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT
MARGARET?
THE WAY SHE'S NOT GOING OUT WITH
THIS GUY!
>> Muscle Man: OHHHHH!
>> Rigby: OHHHHH!
TWO MORE HOURS TILL MY DATE!
>> Both: OHHHHH!
[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN!
THIS IS JUST LIKE EARLIER!
[ Imitating Margaret ] MORDECAI,
HELP!
THESE BOXES ARE TOO HEAVY!
[ Normal voice ] MORDECAI CAN'T
HELP YOU, MARGARET.
HE'S TOO BUSY NOT ASKING YOU
OUT!
[ GRUNTS ]
OOH, YEAH, MARGARET!
EHH-LL-EHH-LL!
OHHHHH!
ONLY ONE MORE HOUR TILL MY DATE,
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT'S
GONNA GO DOWN.
[ BELL TOLLING ]
HEY, PAJAMA SISTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WATCHING TV
ALL BY YOURSELF?
DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, SINCE YOU
CAN'T TALK TO CHICKS.
>> Mordecai: I'M WARNING YOU,
MAN.
YOU BETTER CALL HER AND CANCEL.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T CANCEL.
THAT'S BEING RUDE.
I CAN'T BE RUDE TO THE LADIES!
BESIDES, I'VE GOT...
20 MINUTES TILL MY DATE.
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU SURE IT'S ONLY 20
MINUTES TILL YOUR DATE?
>> Rigby: HUH?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BATTERY?
>> Mordecai: IT COULD BE 20
MINUTES TILL YOUR DATE, OR MAYBE
IT'S HALF AN HOUR.
OR MAYBE YOU ALREADY MISSED IT!
>> Rigby: WHATEVER!
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT TIME IT IS!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: HA!
>> Rigby: AAAH!
[ PANTING ]
>> Mordecai: CALL IT OFF WITH
HER!
>> Rigby: YOU'RE JEALOUS,
MORDECAI!
IT'S ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
>> Mordecai: MY FACE ISN'T
JEALOUS!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Mordecai: CAN'T DO WHAT?
THIS?
[ BEEP ]
[ ZAP ]
NOW YOU'LL NEVER BE ON TIME FOR
YOUR DATE!
>> Rigby: GIVE ME BACK THOSE
CLOCKS!
>> Mordecai: NO!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ WHIR ]
[ ZAP ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Rigby: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE JEALOUS
ALL THE TIME?
>> Mordecai: SHUT UP!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
I FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO ASK
OUT MARGARET, BUT YOU HAD TO
BUTT IN AND RUIN EVERYTHING!
>> Rigby: NO, I DIDN'T!
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
"ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY" WITH MY
BRO, WHO FLAKED ON ME FOR SOME
GIRL WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE
EXISTS!
>> Mordecai: I'LL KILL YOU!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
RIGBY!
NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK!
GO BACK! GO BACK!
AAH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ Echoing ] HELLO?
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ CREAK! ]
[ SHATTER! ]
[ ***! ]
[ SHATTER! ]
>> HEY, WHO'S SCREWING AROUND UP
THERE?
[ BELL TOLLS ]
OH, IT'S YOU.
>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM FATHER TIME, AND YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO'S BEEN RUNNING
AROUND MICROWAVING ALL MY
CLOCKS.
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
>> YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO.
YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME, YOUR
TIME, AND YOU REALLY WASTED THE
TIME OF THAT GUY YOU KILLED.
HE'S DEAD.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
CAN YOU BRING HIM BACK?
>> NO.
HIS BODY HAS BEEN BLOWN INTO
BITS OF STAR STUFF, AND NOW YOU
GET TO SPEND ETERNITY HERE AT
THE END OF TIME, ALL BECAUSE OF
YOUR PETTY JEALOUSY.
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT JEALOUS!
>> YES, YOU ARE!
>> Mordecai: NO, I'M NOT!
>> SILENCE!
PEER INTO MY TRUTH HOLE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT IS THAT?!
I'LL KILL YOU!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: IT'S TRUE.
I AM JEALOUS OF RIGBY, AND EVEN
THOUGH HE'S ANNOYING, HE'S STILL
MY BEST FRIEND.
YOU'RE RIGHT, FATHER TIME.
I DESERVE TO BE TRAPPED HERE.
>> I'LL BE HONEST, MORDECAI.
HOUSE GUESTS REALLY ANNOY ME.
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HOW YOU
WRECKED MY LIVING ROOM!
>> Mordecai: OH. SORRY.
>> YOU BETTER BE.
NOW, I'LL GIVE YOU A DO-OVER
JUST THIS ONCE.
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN!
THANKS SO MUCH!
>> BUT REMEMBER, STOP BOTTLING
UP YOUR EMOTIONS, BECAUSE IF I
EVER CATCH YOU BACK HERE AGAIN,
YOU'LL BE SORRY.
NOW GET ON THE TIME PONY.
>> Mordecai: TIME...PONY?
>> OH, COME ON.
IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
>> [ WHINNIES ]
>> THAT'S HOW YOU RIDE A TIME
PONY?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> IT'S JUST WEIRD.
NOW GET OUT OF MY DIMENSION.
[ HOOFBEATS ]
>> [ NEIGHS ]
>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RIGBY!
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE HERE!
>> Rigby: SHHH!
WE'RE WATCHING THE TRAILER!
>> AAAH!
>> "ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY."
>> Mordecai: THAT LOOKS AWESOME.
>> Rigby: I'M GLAD YOU SAID
THAT, 'CAUSE I GOT US -- BAM!
TWO TICKETS FOR OPENING NIGHT!
WANT TO GO WITH ME?
>> Mordecai: YES, I DO.
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
YOUR FOOD'S ALMOST READY.
SORRY FOR THE HOLDUP.
>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET!
UH...HA.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GO A LATTE ON
YOUR PLATE?
[ CHUCKLES SADLY ]
>> Rigby: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EXCUSE MORDECAI HERE.
HE HAS A HARD TIME TRYING TO
ESPRESSO HIMSELF!
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD ONE, RIGBY.
I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR FOOD,
GUYS.
>> Rigby: DUDE, DID YOU SEE HOW
HARD MARGARET LAUGHED AT ME?
OH, DUDE, YOU'RE JEALOUS!
ADMIT IT!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I'M NO--
WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT.