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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Why?
How much can you know about yourself if you never been to a fight.
Wait, let me start earlier.
Like many of you I was stuck.
No. You can't die from playing video games.
I flipped trough catalogues and wondered what kind of dinning set defines me as a person?
This is your life and it's ending one minute at the time.
I prayed for a different life.
Rice. I grow and sell rice.
And this is how I met Mr. General.
Come on. Hit me before I lose my nerve.
Ouch.
You hit me in the ear.
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Can I be next?
We just gave it a name.
Gentelmen, welcome to ASHIGARU CLUB.
The first rule of ASHIGARU CLUB is you do not talk about ASHIGARU CLUB club.
After ASHIGARU CLUB we all started seeing things differently.
You're gonna have to keep me up all night.
And ROME II ruined everything.
You're not into ROME II, are you? NO, GOD! Not at all.
We're all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be movie gods and rock stars.
But we won't.
He had a plan.
To what purpose?
In Mr. General we trusted.
I need to take Ashigaru Club up a notch.
Each one of you has a homework assigment.
You're gonna start a matchmake battle with a total stranger.
And you're gonna win.
That hurt.
You're looking for a way to change your life. You got it.
I'm stoping this. It's alredy done, so shut up!
What kind of a sick game are you playing?
Oh, my God!
This is too much.
In the end you'll thank me.