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Hi everybody, I'm jazff
and i'm going to answer some yahoo questions very stupidly.
Okay here's an interesting question;
How do you know how many atoms are there in the universe?
And I'll answer to find out you have the multiply the mass of an apple into the mass off the sun.
Okay, why do only few people like dark chocolate?
Because they're racist.
How do you cut without taking the blade out of a razor?
So I've replied, just try to take the blade out of the razor, the cutting will happen by itself.
So someone has asked a question, saying that they're feeling guilty for eating a lot of food.
It's not actually a question
So I'm gonna say (awkward guffaw)
Repent now for it's not too late. (because she used 'guilty')
So someone asked a question, in which part of the body is the soul located?
And the most obvious answer
most people would give
'The Butt'(tth)
So someone wants to become vegetarian and give up meat.
So the most simplest thing you can do to give up meat is..
Place th meat on your palms,
push them upwards,
...so you've given up meat (congrats)
So I came to this question,
thinking of the exact same answer that's right here..
What are two things you get for the price of one?
and, just what I wanted to write, ***.
Someone's asked, why is an Adams apple called an 'Adams apple'?
For those of you who don't know what an Adams apple is,
It's the little bulge on the throat of a guy (jumbled up words)
So I'm gonna answer, because 'Adams grape' wouldn't be too appropriate.
*** can break, even though there's no bone?
So I'm gonna answer a completely unrelated answer; Haha, you said 'bone'.
So someone's asked for help, they apparantely can't run their 'hammer game'.
So, the best answer is obviously..
It's obviously not hammer time.
How do I get the area of a shape in hectares when measurements are given in metres.
(mass of an apple into the mass of the sun) Enough said (heehuhee)
How to charge an air conditioner?
Present it with a bill.
Okay, girl is sending me really mixed signal, she is not interested, or does she want me to wait?
If the signal is red, she wants you to wait.
You know, becuase, mixed signals..
Buying a scooter for college, a good plan?
You should ask yourself, does your college need that scooter?
It's probably already taken fees from you, you don't need to give it anymore than that.
And it's not like a college can ride on a scooter.
How will having a low graphics card affect my gameplay?
You'll probably have to play from the floor (because he said 'low')
What's the purpouse of getting high?
To enjoy the view (Like, when you go to a high place..)
Which town is better? Rhine(??)beck, or Catskill New York?
Looking to move from Brooklyn to one of these towns, need quiter, more peacefull settings.
Well I doubt that Catskill is going to be a quiet and peacefull place, judging by its name.