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AAAAH!
COMING UP ON "HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO"...
June: ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
WE DECIDED TO TAKE A ROAD TRIP
FOR OUR FAMILY VACATION/HONEYMOON
WITH THE KIDS.
[ SHUDDERS ]
I WAS, LIKE, SO EXCITED TO GET OUT THERE AND SURF.
LET'S GO, ALANA! SHOW THEM GIRLS HOW TO DO IT!
OOH, OH! WHOA!
Mike: I'M EXCITED.
I'M FINALLY GONNA GET SOME ALONE TIME WITH JUNE.
I DON'T GIVE IT UP TOO OFTEN, BUT BECAUSE I DO IT SO WELL...
I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE IT UP A LOT.
Anna: OH, MY GOD!
[ CHUCKLES ]
Jessica: YOU WANT SOME, MAMA?
LET'S WATCH THIS.
OH!
ALANA!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
COWABUNGA, DUDE.
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June: [ GRUNTS ]
[ SNEEZES ]
JESSICA!
[ SNEEZES ]
LET'S GO. WE GOT TO GET UP.
MOOTIE MOOT.
WHAT?
IT'S TIME TO GET UP!
WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH OUR ROAD TRIP TODAY,
AND WE'RE GOING TO SAVANNAH TO LET THE GIRLS GO SURFING.
AND LATER ON IN THE NIGHT, ME AND SUGAR'S GONNA HAVE
OUR FIRST NIGHT ALONE IN EIGHT YEARS.
I MEAN, UNCLE POODLE'S JOB IS ONLY TO DRIVE
AND EMPTY OUT THE [BLEEP]
REAL [BLEEP] JOB.
HIS NEW NAME'S GONNA BE UNCLE POO-POO-POODLE.
THESE GIRLS LIKE TO POOP A LOT.
[ HISS ]
YO! SERIOUSLY?
YOU GOT TO USE THE CRAPPER WHEN I'M CLEANING IT?
[ GROANS ]
[ SHUDDERS ]
[ COUGHS ]
BLECH.
OH!
Lee: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, PUMPKIN.
[ COUGHS ]
June: AFTER A FEW DAYS BEING IN THE R.V. IN A TIGHT SPACE,
IT WAS STARTING TO STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN.
NOBODY WAS USING THAT TIGHT LITTLE SHOWER.
OH!
BUT LUCKY ENOUGH TODAY,
WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH SO THE GIRLS CAN BE ABLE TO BATHE.
AAAAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
June: AND THEN LATER ON, ME AND SUGAR BEAR
ARE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN HOTEL ROOM WITH A REAL SHOWER
AND A BIG BED SO WE CAN RELAX IN.
WELL, I REALLY LOVE THESE KIDS TO DEATH,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SOME ALONE TIME WITH JUNE
SO I CAN CLOSE THE DEAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
[ SNEEZES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
June: THE GIRLS HAVE ONLY BEEN IN THE OCEAN ONE OTHER TIME
BECAUSE McINTYRE IS SO FAR FROM THE ATLANTIC.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT THE GIRLS ARE LOOKING TO MORE
ON THE VACATION, IS GOING TO THE BEACH.
SEE?
THIS TRIP IS ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN AND TRYING NEW THINGS.
SO I DECIDED TO SIGN THE GIRLS UP FOR SURFING LESSONS.
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THEY'VE EVER SURFED IS THE INTERNET.
[ SEAGULLS SQUAWKING ]
HI.
I THINK THEY'RE QUITE CAPABLE OF SURFING.
Shane: TODAY WE'RE GONNA TRY A LITTLE SURFING.
THE WAVES ARE SMALL, BUT IT SHOULD BE FUN.
Lauryn: NONE OF US HAD EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
I MEAN, WE WERE BOTH SCARED AND EXCITED ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
COME ON, GIRLS! LET'S GO!
LET'S DO THIS!
[ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
LOOK BEHIND Y'ALL! THERE'S A SHARK!
AH, I DON'T -- I THINK THAT'S A DOLPHIN.
NO, THAT'S A SHARK.
I THINK IT'S A DOLPHIN.
OR A PORPOISE.
PUMPKIN, LET'S GO!
BOOM!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU LAUGHING, AIN'T YA?
OH!
[ IMITATING SEAGULLS ]
I WAS, LIKE, SO EXCITED TO GET OUT THERE AND SURF.
COWABUNGA, DUDE.
LET'S GO, ALANA! SHOW THEM GIRLS HOW TO DO IT!
[ SURF MUSIC PLAYING ]
OOH, OH! WHOA!
I GOT UP THE FIRST TIME.
DID YOU SEE ME?
June: PUMPKIN!
Lauryn: I DIDN'T THINK SURFING WOULD BE AS MUCH FUN AS IT WAS,
BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN.
[ SQUEALING ]
NO WAVES, NO GLORY.
June: OH, IT'S OKAY!
THE BEST SURFER HAD TO BE ALANA,
AND THE WORST SURFER WOULD HAVE TO PROBABLY BE ME.
HOLD UP. THE WORST SURFER --
OKAY, WHO IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT DIDN'T STAND UP?
YOU.
OKAY, THEN WHO'S THE WORST SURFER?
WHY ARE YOU SO PROUD TO BE THE WORST AT SURFING?
'CAUSE I TRIED MY BEST, OKAY?!
OOH.
HIGH FIVE.
I'M REALLY PROUD OF THE GIRLS
FOR TRYING NEW THINGS AND BEING ADVENTUROUS.
WAS THAT FUN?
I REALLY THINK THEIR FIRST TIME SURFING WAS A GREAT SUCCESS.
THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH.
YES, MA'AM. OUR PLEASURE.
THANK YOU.
I SWEATED IT OUT THERE.
HANG 10!
BYE-BYE.
THIS ISN'T JUST A FAMILY VACATION.
THIS IS ALSO OUR HONEYMOON.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?
June: I THINK THE GIRLS HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME SURFING.
THEY GOT A BATH AND WAS ABLE TO HAVE FUN ALL IN THE SAME TIME.
AND NOW WE'RE HEADED TO A MOTEL ROOM
SO ME AND SUGAR BEAR CAN SPEND OUR LAST NIGHT OF THE ROAD TRIP
WITH JUST ME AND HIM ON OUR HONEYMOON.
Lee: WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PARK AT?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
Lauryn: BYE, MAMA.
BYE-BYE.
LOVE YOU! BE SAFE!
MAMA AND SUGIE WANTED SOME ALONE TIME.
BORING!
June: THIS ISN'T JUST A FAMILY VACATION.
THIS IS ALSO OUR HONEYMOON,
SO WE GOT A REALLY NICE FANCY ROOM
FOR THE LAST NIGHT OF OUR VACATION.
Mike: I'M EXCITED.
I'M FINALLY GONNA GET SOME ALONE TIME WITH JUNE.
[ CLOWN HORN HONKS ]
♪ IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BABY ♪
"MOULIN ROUGE"?
MOULIN ROUGE.
OKAY, OPEN IT.
WELL, LET ME OPEN IT UP.
THE HOTEL ROOM WE'RE STAYING IN IS GONNA BE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?
[ LAUGHS ]
IT IS PARTY TIME.
NOW, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
BLECH!
WELL, WE GOT PUT YOURS ON THERE.
UH, NO.
THE ROOM HAD A STRIPPER POLE IN IT,
BUT THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MANY [BLEEP] AND [BLEEP]
HAVE BEEN ON THAT.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
Mike: I ASKED THE HOTEL TO CRAFT
SOME OF JUNE'S FAVORITE SNACKS IN A HEART SHAPE.
THAT'S LOVE.
LOVE CANDLES.
THEY ACTUALLY, LIKE, MAKE ROOMS LIKE THIS?
IT'S CALLED A LOVE ROOM.
THE BEST THING IN HERE IS PROBABLY THE SNACKS.
WELL, EAT YOU SOME SNACKS.
♪ DO-DO-DE-DO-***, DO-DO ♪
I'LL LEAVE THAT RIGHT THERE.
♪ DO-DO-DE-DO-*** ♪
♪ DO-DO-*** ♪
[ WHISTLING ]
♪ DO-DE-DO-*** ♪
UH, WHAT I THINK IT TAKES TO KEEP THE ROMANCE ALIVE
IS TO KEEP BUYING HER GIFTS AND JUST KEEP HER HAPPY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
♪ LOVE MAKES ♪
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD GO 'ROUND ♪
♪ AND IT CAN LAST FOREV-- ♪
I GOT TO GO FRESHEN UP.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LIGHT THE CANDLES TO KEEP THE BUGS AWAY.
I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE BED.
IT'S SO HARD.
I WENT IN THERE TO GO FRESHEN UP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.
I CAME OUT AND SUGAR BEAR HAD A BIG SURPRISE FOR ME.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
SUGAR, WHERE YOU AT?
WHERE YOU HIDING AT?
WHERE?
COME STRAIGHT.
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE TUB?
BUBBLE BATH. COME JOIN ME.
THERE'S YOUR CHAMPAGNE.
CHEERS.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE IT UP TOO OFTEN,
BUT BECAUSE I DO IT SO WELL...
I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE IT UP A LOT.
OH, MY GOD!
IT KEEPS HIM GOING FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.
TO DO WHAT WITH?
THAT'S FOR LATER.
WHAT HAPPENS IN TYBEE ISLAND STAYS IN TYBEE ISLAND.
All: EW!
[ LAUGHS ]
Jessica: AAH!
AAH!
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
[ IMITATES FLUTE ]
YOU ENJOY YOUR BUBBLE BATH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
YES!
ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET, SUGAR BEAR?
HUBBA BUBBA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT DIDN'T VIBRATE.
YUP.
WOW.
SO, YOU GUYS TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER BABY?
NO.
Anna: UGH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BABY CRYING ]
June: [ SIGHS ]
LET'S GO EAT.
MM. GOD, IT SMELLS SO GOOD.
WE'RE HERE AT SISTERS OF THE NEW SOUTH
HERE IN SAVANNAH, GEORGIA, TO GET OUR GRUB ON.
Woman: YOU WANT SOME LIMA BEANS? YOU CAN HAVE IT.
WE HAVE GRAVY.
SOME MAC AND CHEESE.
I WANT MASHED POTATOES.
CAN I GET THE GRAVY ON IT, PLEASE?
YES, MA'AM.
GOODNESS.
WE GOT A LONG-*** RIDE BACK HOME,
AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN FUN ON THIS VACATION,
ALL OF US ARE CRANKY AND ILL
AND JUST READY TO GET THE HELL BACK TO McINTYRE.
YEAH.
THE FOOD AT SISTERS OF THE NEW SOUTH
COMPARED TO THE HOT DOGS THAT WE HAD BEEN EATING
FOR TWO DAYS IN THE R.V. WAS A VERY REFRESHING MEAL.
HOMESICK?
WHY ARE YOU EATING OFF MY PLATE?
Lauryn: THE R.V. TRIP, I THOUGHT, WAS GONNA BE A DISASTER,
BUT IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT REALLY GOOD.
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE BEST THING ABOUT THE R.V.
WOULD HAD TO HAVE BEEN US JUST, LIKE, HAVING FUN
AND GETTING TO SEE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART, SUGAR BEAR?
UHH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT, BABY?
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE TRIP?
OH. OH.
OH, MY GOD.
OH.
OH, GOD.
OH.
[ Chanting ] WE'RE FINALLY HOME! WE'RE FINALLY HOME!
June: LEE, YOU GOT TO S--
Mike: PARK THIS [BLEEP] RIGHT HERE.
DAMN, I GOT TO GET OUT. I GOT TO GO!
WE'RE HOME! WHERE ARE MY SHEETS?
June: WE'VE HAD A LONG ROAD TRIP
AND WE'VE GOT A LONG ROAD TRIP HOME.
WHAT KIND OF DRINK IS IT?
OKAY.
3, 2, 1. GO!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHS, COUGHS ]
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE DON'T GET TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME,
AND IT'S BEEN A REALLY GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR THE FAMILY.
[ SIGHS ] BUT I'LL BE GLAD WHEN I GET BACK INTO McINTYRE.
[ BABY CRIES ]
I REALLY LIKE ROAD TRIPS, BUT HOME IS WHERE MY HEART IS.
♪ AND TAKE ME HOME ♪
♪ TAKE ME HOME ♪
♪ AND TAKE ME HOME ♪
Lauryn: WE ARE HOME!
[ R.V. BEEPING ]
[ ALL CHANTING "McINTYRE" ]
WE'RE FINALLY HOME! WE'RE FINALLY HOME!
McINTYRE!
WE LOVE YOU!
June: LEE, YOU GOT TO STOP THIS --
Mike: PARK THIS [BLEEP] RIGHT HERE.
PARK RIGHT HERE.
Lee: SHUT THE HELL UP.
DAMN, I GOT TO GET OUT. I GOT TO GO!
Lauryn: LET'S GO! GET OUT!
[BLEEP] I GOT TO [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
HOME SWEET HOME.
Mike: HOLLA! HOME SWEET HOME.
HOME SWEET HOME.
OH, GOD, I HAVE NEVER.
WE'RE HOME.
HEY, BOY!
Alana: WAIT FOR ME!
WE'RE HOME. WHERE ARE MY SHEETS?
I WOULD NEVER GO R.V. TRIPPING AGAIN.
THIS IS AN R.V., LIVING AT THE HOUSE.
WELL, I MEAN...
WE'RE HOME! OH, YES.
I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HOME BECAUSE I CAN LAY IN MY OWN BED.
GET OUT OF MY ***.
NO!
[ Laughing ] STOP.
COME ON, IF WE ALL GET THIS DONE,
WE CAN GET IT DONE PRETTY QUICK.
OVERALL, THE ROAD TRIP
WAS A PRETTY COOL THING THAT WE'D DONE.
WE GOT TO SEE DIFFERENT PLACES
AND DO DIFFERENT THINGS THAT WE NORMALLY WOULDN'T DO.
Lauryn: THE R.V. TRIP WAS VERY GOOD.
OH, GOD.
I'M VERY EXHAUSTED.
IT'S MIDNIGHT, AND I'M SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME.
MM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?
MY DAMN EARS HAVEN'T BEEN CLEANED IN LIKE FOUR DAYS.
HMM.
WHO WANTS HOT DOGS?
Anna: YES, PLEASE.