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- [ Door Opening ] - Noise, noise, noise Smokin' weed, smokin' weed
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers Pack o' ""rass,"" my good man.
Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed !
Done poisoning the youth for today, huh ?
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
Now it's time to head over to Atlantic, drink some beers,
get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine. - Pay the good man.
- Yeah, you close soon ? - in half an hour.
Yeah, we get off the same time every day.
- We should hang out. You get high ? - l should start.
Wanna come to this party tonight ? There's gonna be some *** there.
With you ? l don't think so.
Oh, look at you. ""l don't hang out with drug dealers.""
- Nothing personal. - What happened with that old guy ?
- He died in the bathroom. - l heard he was jerkin' off or something.
I don't know. I wasn't watching.
He probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know l felt like beatin' it when l saw her.
Oh, come here, ***. You like this ? Huh ?
- This what you want ? - Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend, all right ?
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
Yeah, well, l thought we might be starting again.
- Don't you already have a girlfriend ? - [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.
- And what, you're gonna dump her for that Caitlin chick ? - Maybe.
I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's nice, but l see that Veronica girl...
doin' *** for you all the time.
I saw her rubbin' your back, ***' comes and brings your food.
-Didn't l see her change your tire once? -Hey, l jacked up the car.
All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on.
- Well, l know she does a lot for you. - She's my girlfriend.
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and ***.
***, my grandmother used to say, ""What's better ?
***' a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
No, wait. l *** up. ""What's a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
Meaning ?
I don't know. She was senile. She used to ***' *** herself all the time...
and *** herself.
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get the *** outta this ***' gyp joint...
with this ***' *** Dante.
You *** smoker.
You know, there's a million fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
but they don't all bring ya Lasagna at work.
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
[ Jay ] Come on, limp *** !
[ Silent Bob ] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's right.
I love her.