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Ross Weisman got a brand new single everybody!
And it's not a parody! It's a real song!
This song is only metaphors, well it's a rap
If you get confused, just read the lyrics.
Cuz I'm not gonna explain them.
Like a *** on a spaceship you’d better strap-in,
When Paul McCartney wants ***, he says ‘Let It Be Gin’
I saw an elephant lifting weights on the go,
He’s got his trunk fully packed you know.
I got some wood for that beaver,
Met a lion with jungle fever.
Men’s Warehouse is never suiting,
While La Roux is involved in a drive-by shooting.
Met a racist mouse named Stuart Belittle,
Kids like Eminem but I prefer Skittles.
Taste the rainbow like you’re licking a gay pride flag,
I act like I give a crap but I don’t got a SAG.
Built a pretty lady robot but the body was shoddy,
A shoddy body, a shoddy shawty body.
I got sick beats like a quarantined supermarket,
Your *** is big like a car cuz you have to park it.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
Medusa turned men to stone then she got high,
Gay guys who aren’t sure leave a room and say “Bye”.
Lick like you’re getting to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop,
Teabagged a guy in a coffee shop.
I present a scent that I sent without consent,
I sent it from where Governor Sanford went.
Like a board game with a snack I twister in a pretzel,
John Fogarty opened up a rolling mill.
Monkeys with cars drive me bananas,
Go on and touch my Ennis like Montana’s.
iWent to the Apple store, the Apple of my i,
We played iSpy near the Wi-Fi supply.
If I cut myself, don’t mourn me in vein,
The airline food is still very plane.
Guys are asking me a gay question or a query,
I’ve cooled by expanding like the big *** theory.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
Monopoly’s monotony old like paleobotany,
Does peeing in snow count as graphology.
I be shroomin’ up like Mario,
Tiger’s women weren’t up to pario.
Freddy better stay away during a wet dream,
When spinach plays a game, it always get creamed.
Charlie Brown got diarrhea,
I feel boxed in like North Korea.
Can’t beat Donald at playing the horn, he’ll trumpet,
A ninja throwing weapons nunchucks it.
An old man chef is running out of thyme,
Citrus sandwiches are sublime.
A writing utensil for a hog is called a pig pen,
I met a fat Franklin called Big Ben.
I vouch that I slouch on the couch with a drink pouch,
I won the Oscar for being a grouch.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
This is the chorus, this is the chorus,
Hopefully Ross will not bore us,
Like the beach, I hope you’re shore,
To pick up your jaw you just dropped on the floor.
Well, that's the end of my rap everybody.
It was pretty awesome. Am I right?
Yeah.
And you can go cut yourself if you don't like it.
That's mean.
No. Well, I don't really care.
I care.
Shello internet! RossMan4Eva96 here!
Ay yo. Thanks for watching my video.
Apparently, I'm from Brooklyn or some other area
such as that.
Thanks a lot for watching my video.
My mom said if I made a face it would stick that way.
I didn't listen.
Continuity error!
Click right here to see my last music video.
Ooh! That was a good one!
See ya later, guys!
What's with this salute thing I do?
I don't know. I like it.
I think it's quite patriotic.
Woah-chew! Patriotic Man!
Shane Dawson goodbye!
Wuh-shoe!
Wow. This camera is so bad, it's scary.
Hey so on Friday, my English class yelled at me
to give Shout-Outs to them in this video.
So I wanted to give a shout out to Larry, Sam,
Jordan, Sophie, Jonah, Kate, Angel, Jenna, Izzy,
and a lot of other people that I can't
think of because I'm kinda tired!
Woah-chew! Patriotic Man!