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PREVIOUSLY ON "ARMY WIVES"...
Taking a job with Grant Chandler?
(Claudia Joy) WITH HIS LAW FIRM.
WELCOME TO CHANDLER, ARNOFF & DRAKE.
THANK YOU, PROFESSOR.
GRANT.
I DON'T THINK THE TIMING IS RIGHT FOR A BABY.
WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE TRUCK STOP?
NOTHING.
LAST TIME WE TALKED, IT WAS FULL SPEED AHEAD.
THAT WAS BEFORE THE BANK CUT MY LOAN IN HALF.
MAYBE IT WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
ARE YOU SAYING I MADE A MISTAKE?
HOW'D YOU GET THE CONTRACTOR'S FEE SO LOW?
I'VE GOT A FRIEND.
WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? CALL HIM.
HEY, WHIT. IT'S ME.
CHASE AND I ARE--
SHE SAID YES.
OH, WOW. YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?
WHEN'S THE DATE?
WELL, WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON A TIME YET.
IF YOU ASK ME, THE SOONER THE BETTER.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING NEXT SUNDAY?
(all laugh)
OKAY, NEW LOAD.
(Denise) HEY.
OHH.
YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE AT YOGA YESTERDAY.
AND SEE? THAT IS WHY I DON'T EXERCISE.
(laughs) AND, PAMELA, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
PLEASE. I WILL BE AN OFFICIAL ARMY WIFE AGAIN SOON.
(Denise) YEAH, HOW SOON?
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY WEDDING INVITATION YET?
OH, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HAVING A WEDDING.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
(Denise and Claudia Joy) WHAT?
ROXY.
YEAH, THEY'RE DOING IT DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE
LIKE THEY'RE PAYING SOME PARKING TICKET OR SOMETHING.
CHASE AND I ALREADY HAD A BIG WEDDING THE FIRST TIME.
THE SECOND TIME IS JUST--
WHAT, A RERUN? REAL ROMANTIC, MORAN.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, A POOFY WHITE DRESS,
BIG CHURCH, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? I THINK WE DESERVE IT.
WHAT?
OH, ROXY, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THEY DO IT.
THE POINT IS, THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.
THANK YOU.
WE SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR THEM.
YEAH, HAPPY THAT THEY'RE DOING IT
LIKE A COUPLE OF FUGITIVES DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE,
RIGHT DOWN THE HALL FROM THE MURDERERS
AND THE DRUG DEALERS.
COME ON, AM I ALONE HERE?
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT.
OKAY, WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS DISCUSSION.
CHASE AND I ARE DOING IT THE WAY WE WANT TO DO IT, AND THAT'S IT.
BUT--
ZIP IT.
(indistinct conversations)
(door lock clicks)
(door opens)
(keys jangle, door closes)
MOM! MOM, LOOK AT THIS. IT'S THE PERFECT DRESS.
WELL, HELLO TO YOU, TOO.
I FOUND IT ONLINE. IT'S VERA ***.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
I'VE BEEN GOOGLING WEDDING STUFF ALL WEEK.
DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
WELL, YEAH, IT'S NICE, BUT--
NICE? MOM, IT'S VERA ***.
ALL THE STARS ARE WEARING THEIR HAIR DOWN THESE DAYS.
BUT YOURS IS KIND OF MESSY THAT WAY,
SO I WAS THINKING THAT YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR HAIR UP.
BUT NO VEIL. VEILS ARE SO LAME, RIGHT?
AND THIS IS THE TUXEDO THAT I THINK DAD SHOULD WEAR.
I LIKE THE REGULAR TIE INSTEAD OF THE BOW TIE.
LOOK, KATIE, WE'RE NOT--
THIS IS SO AWESOME.
HOW MANY KIDS GET TO BE AT THEIR PARENTS' WEDDING?
I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD DO A CUPCAKE TOWER
INSTEAD OF A REGULAR CAKE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
(chuckles)
I THINK...
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
♪♪♪
(Molly crying)
OH.
OOH. OH, NO.
WHEW.
(crying continues)
I'M COMING, SWEETHEART.
(groans)
(groans)
(wretches)
(Roland) WHO'S READY FOR SOME BREAKFAST?
(singsong voice) WE ARE.
(Roland laughs)
(normal voice) OOH, YOUR DADDY IS A MAN OF MANY TALENTS.
YES, HE IS.
HERE, EAT YOUR FOOD. USE YOUR FORK.
(telephone rings)
OH, I GOT IT.
(ring)
(beeps)
HELLO?
(Denise) Roland?
DENISE? YOU SOUND TERRIBLE.
YEAH, BELIEVE ME, I FEEL WORSE.
What's the matter?
STOMACH, HEAD. I WOULD GO TO MY DOCTOR,
BUT I'M SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM.
WELL, WHERE'S FRANK?
D.C.
OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
OKAY. OHH.
(beep)
(chirps)
ROLAND, THIS REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY.
IT'S 101.
OH.
THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS, DENISE.
YOU HAVE NAUSEA?
BOTH. TIPS AND TAILS.
THAT'S DELIGHTFUL.
(groans)
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT THAT STOMACH BUG
THAT'S BEEN GOING AROUND. PATTY HAD IT LAST WEEK.
LAID HER OUT FOR 24 HOURS, AND THEN SHE WAS FINE.
CAN YOU PRESCRIBE SOMETHING?
IT'S VIRAL, DENISE. YOU KNOW THAT DRUGS AREN'T GONNA HELP.
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE SICK, NOT WITH FRANK OUT OF TOWN.
(Molly crying)
I GOT HER.
OH, ARE YOU SURE?
I'VE CHANGED MORE THAN MY SHARE OF DIAPERS.
(crying continues)
HEY, DENISE, WHY DON'T YOU LET JOAN AND ME BABYSIT MOLLY?
WHAT?
JUST UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER.
NO.
WE GOT DAY CARE AT PIEDMONT,
AND JOAN AND I CAN WATCH HER TONIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
(groans) EXCUSE ME.
OH, YEAH.
(grunts)
DENISE?
YES, TAKE HER!
(door slams)
OKAY.
(indistinct conversations)
(police radio chatter)
(indistinct conversations continue)
♪♪♪
OKAY, YOU WIN. WE'RE HAVING A WEDDING.
YAY!
SEE? I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND IF I NAGGED YOU ENOUGH.
ACTUALLY, SMART-***, IT WAS KATIE.
SHE'S NUTS ABOUT A BIG WEDDING.
SHE DOWNLOADED ALL OF THIS STUFF.
SHE'S GOT HER HEART SET ON IT, AND I JUST CAN'T DISAPPOINT HER.
WOW. KATIE HAS SOME EXPENSIVE TASTE.
NO KIDDING.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN THROW TOGETHER
BEFORE SUNDAY?
HEADING BACK TO THE JOB SITE.
(woman) ♪ IT'S TIME TO LET IT OUT ♪
WAS THAT...
WHIT, YEAH.
FINN'S DAD?
HE'S BACK?
HE'S MY CONTRACTOR FOR THE TRUCK STOP.
WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T GET THE LOAN
FOR THE TRUCK STOP.
NO, I JUST DIDN'T GET AS MUCH AS I WANTED.
THAT'S WHY I HAD TO HIRE WHIT. HE'S GIVING US A BREAK.
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE HIS TRAILER PARKED OUTSIDE.
YEP.
SO FINN'S DAD IS YOUR CONTRACTOR,
HE'S LIVING IN YOUR PARKING LOT, AND TREVOR'S COOL WITH THIS?
♪♪♪
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TOLD TREVOR.
I AM GOING TO TELL HIM TONIGHT.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE TRUCK STOP ANYMORE.
WE'VE GOT A WEDDING TO PLAN.
(door opens)
(indistinct conversations)
MM.
AH, CATCHING UP?
UH, SLOWLY.
GRANT, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING UNDERSTANDING ABOUT MY TIME OFF.
OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE. HERE, RIVERSIDE CASE.
(Rose) CHANDLER, ARNOFF & DRAKE.
TAKE A LOOK. WE'LL TALK.
MA'AM, PLEASE SLOW DOWN. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
I... MR. CHANDLER, A WOMAN FOR YOU. ELENA SOMETHING.
I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT SHE'S SAYING, BUT SHE'S VERY UPSET.
(indistinct conversations)
(knock on door)
(man) MA'AM.
(knock)
MA'AM, YOU NEED TO UNLOCK THIS DOOR NOW.
UH, STAY BACK, PLEASE.
I'M AN ATTORNEY. MY--MY NAME IS GRANT CHANDLER.
THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, AND ELENA CABRERA IS MY CLIENT.
WHAT, SHE CALLED YOU FROM THE BATHROOM?
YES, SHE DID,
AND I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH HER IF YOU DON'T MIND.
YEAH, I DO MIND.
HOW DOES A WAITRESS HAPPEN TO HAVE A LAWYER ON SPEED DIAL?
WELL, NOW THAT'S REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
BUT ELENA CABRERA HAPPENS TO BE MY FRIEND.
SHE SERVES ME BREAKFAST HERE EVERY MORNING.
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON.
SIMPLE. WE'VE GOT A STANDING ORDER TO DEPORT.
(indistinct conversations)
WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
NO MISTAKE. WHEN WE SHOWED HER THE WARRANT,
SHE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKED HERSELF IN.
WELL, CAN WE TALK TO HER?
IT'S EASIER THAN BREAKING THE DOOR DOWN.
FIVE MINUTES.
THANK YOU.
ELENA, IT'S GRANT CHANDLER. UH, LET ME IN SO WE CAN TALK.
ELENA, UNLOCK THE DOOR.
I PROMISE, NO IMMIGRATION AGENTS ARE GONNA COME IN WITH ME.
ELENA, THIS IS CLAUDIA JOY. SHE WORKS WITH ME.
SHE'S A FRIEND. YOU OKAY?
NO, NO, NO.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
JUST TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON.
THEY WANT TO SEND ME BACK TO EL SALVADOR.
I HAVE MY GREEN CARD, MR. CHANDLER.
I'M LEGAL. I CAN PROVE IT.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF SCREWUP SOMEWHERE.
IF ANTONIO WAS HERE, HE WOULD KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS.
IS ANTONIO YOUR HUSBAND?
YES.
WHERE IS HE? MAYBE WE CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM.
NO. NO, YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE HE'S IN AFGHANISTAN.
HE'S IN THE ARMY.
YEAH. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS, ELENA.
BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, I-- I NEED YOU TO COME OUTSIDE.
NO.
THEY'LL ARREST ME,
PUT ME IN JAIL.
YES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
(crying) NO, MR. CHANDLER. THEY'LL SEND ME BACK.
NO, THEY WON'T.
THE ARMY WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN,
NOT WITH YOUR HUSBAND IN UNIFORM.
LOOK, I-I KNOW HOW SCARED YOU ARE.
BUT WE'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
(sobs)
PROMISE.
(sighs)
YOU READY?
(sniffling)
(lock clicks)
(door opens)
(exhales) OKAY.
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
(zips flex cuffs closed)
THIS WAY.
(door opens)
(Elena cries)
AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?
(Claudia Joy) ELENA, YOUR GREEN CARD IS A FORGERY.
NO, NO. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
MY MOTHER, SHE PAID FOR IT IN EL SALVADOR.
SHE USED HER LIFE SAVINGS.
WE--WE FILLED OUT FORMS. WE WENT TO THE--
I'M SORRY.
WHOEVER YOUR MOTHER PAID WAS A CROOK...
A CLEVER CROOK.
THE DOCUMENTS AREN'T GENUINE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'VE BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY FOR SIX YEARS,
PAID MY TAXES.
W-WHY? W-WHY DO THEY COME AFTER ME NOW?
BECAUSE YOU APPLIED FOR CITIZENSHIP.
YES. ANTONIO BECAME A CITIZEN AFTER HE JOINED THE ARMY,
AND NOW IT'S MY TURN.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE BACKGROUND CHECK REVEALED THE PROBLEM.
AY, DIOS.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, MR. CHANDLER?
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE BABY?
THE BABY?
I'M PREGNANT.
(indistinct conversations)
SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, WE HOPE FOR A SYMPATHETIC JUDGE.
OH, WHO WOULDN'T BE SYMPATHETIC IN THIS CASE?
WELL, SHE IS HERE ILLEGALLY, CLAUDIA JOY.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
WELL, THAT'S IMMATERIAL. GOTTA DO BETTER, COUNSELOR.
NOW WE CAN WORK ON A STAY,
BUT WE NEED TO CONTACT HER HUSBAND.
HE CAN PETITION ON ELENA'S BEHALF.
AND WE MAY NEED TO PULL SOME STRINGS WITH THE ARMY.
OKAY, I'LL TRY.
GOOD.
NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU MAY CALL WHENEVER.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
(beeps)
(sighs)
HMM. LET ME GUESS.
YEP.
(laughs)
THAT'S THREE CALLS IN TWO HOURS.
YOUR MOMMY MISSES YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
OF COURSE. WHO CAN BLAME HER?
LOOK AT HER, ROLAND.
SHE'S SO TINY.
HEY. IS THAT BABY TINY?
YEAH?
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. YOU WANT TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE?
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE...
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE,
BAKER'S MAN.
BAKER'S MAN.
BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
...FAST AS YOU CAN.
ROLL 'EM...
ROLL 'EM...
AND PAT IT...
(speaks indistinctly)
AND MARK IT WITH A "B"...
HIT IT WITH A "B"...
AND PUT IT IN THE OVEN...
PUT IT IN...
FOR BABY AND ME.
FOR BABY... (speaks indistinctly)
(laughs)
(laughs) GIVE IT UP.
♪♪♪
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD.
GONNA SUB THE PUMPS, THOUGH.
DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH GAS.
PLACE EVER GOES UP IN A FIREBALL,
I DON'T WANT YOU BLAMING ME.
OKAY. WELL, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT PICTURE IN MY HEAD.
(laughs) DON'T WORRY, ROX. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
I KNOW YOU WON'T.
ALL RIGHT. I GOTTA GET HOME.
TREVOR'S CALLING.
THAT'LL BE NICE.
YEAH. UH, HEY, KAREN, CAN I GET A REFILL OVER HERE?
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
YOU, TOO.
♪♪♪
THANKS.
(indistinct conversations)
(Claudia Joy) IT IS SO UNFAIR, MICHAEL.
SHE'S IN CUSTODY JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BECOME A CITIZEN.
HAVE YOU TRIED J.A.G.?
My first call. My first three calls, actually.
I GOT DIFFERENT ANSWERS FROM THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE,
NONE OF THEM HELPFUL.
Really? That's not acceptable.
What can I do?
PUT US IN TOUCH WITH SPECIALIST CABRERA.
HE COULD APPLY FOR AN IMMEDIATE RELATIVE VISA.
I COULD E-MAIL YOU ALL THAT AS SOON AS WE HANG--HANG UP.
YOU OKAY?
Yeah. I'm trying this new yoga class.
Uh... (clears throat) pulled a muscle.
(sniffles)
WELL, TAKE IT EASY.
Ahh, it's a great stress reliever.
You really should keep up with it.
IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME WITHOUT YOU NEXT TO ME
IN THOSE SEXY OUTFITS
with the music.
HONEY.
A man can dream, can't he?
I'M GLAD YOU DO.
MINSTER--CHECK.
CUPCAKE TOWER--CHECK.
TUXEDOS--CHECK.
VERA *** KNOCKOFF-- CHECK.
OH, ROXY'S WORKING ON A BAND,
AND WE ARE GONNA SEE A VENUE TOMORROW.
YOU ARE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS.
OH, PLEASE.
IF IT WERE UP TO ME, WE'D BE IN LINE TO SEE A JUDGE
RIGHT BEHIND GLENDA, THE AX MURDERER.
WHO?
NEVER MIND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THIS?
AH, I THINK IT'S GREAT. THE KIDS ARE EXCITED,
ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE THERE,
AND THIS TIME, I WILL BE SOBER.
CHASE.
I'M KIDDING.
LOOK, ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT
I GET TO WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
AND I MEAN THAT.
(whispers) HEY.
WHAT'S PINK AND FUZZY?
(Trevor) I don't know, buddy. What?
PINK FUZZ. WHAT'S BLUE AND FUZZY?
Blue fuzz?
NO. PINK FUZZ HOLDING ITS BREATH.
YEESH. (laughs) OKAY. YOU GOT ME THERE.
HEY, CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MOM, PLEASE?
Sure.
MOM, DAD WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
(laughs) OKAY. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
WHOA. HEY. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
TELL YOUR BROTHER TO GET IN THE SHOWER.
YES, MA'AM.
Hey, babe. How are you?
(laughs) I'M GOOD. YOU?
Fantastic. Do you believe T.J.'s report card?
HE SEEMED REALLY PROUD.
YEAH. UM, I'VE ACTUALLY GOT SOME NEWS, TOO.
We are breaking ground on the truck stop tomorrow.
O-OKAY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE BANK TURNED YOU DOWN.
Yeah, not entirely.
SEE, I FOUND WAYS TO CUT COSTS, LOWER THE AMOUNT THAT WE NEED,
LIKE, UH, THERE'S THIS CONTRACTOR--
YOU TOLD ME THIS THING WAS DEAD.
Yeah, but there's a contractor--
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR CONTRACTOR, ROXY.
YOU SHOULD'VE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS FIRST.
I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO YOU,
BUT EVERY TIME I DO, YOU TELL ME WHAT A BAD IDEA IT IS.
Maybe because it is.
WELL, I AM DOING WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT FOR THE BOYS.
We're going in circles here, babe.
We agreed not to do anything until I got home.
NO, NO. WE DID NOT AGREE ON THAT.
YEAH, WE DID, BUT ONCE YOU GET SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD,
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK, IS THERE?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO IT NO MATTER WHAT.
THAT IS NOT TRUE. LOOK...
OKAY, LOOK. I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CONTRACTOR.
Forget it, Roxy. Go ahead and build your damn truck stop.
Just don't talk to me about it.
(line disconnects)
TREVOR?
TREVOR?
(beeps)
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU GET UP.
WELL, YOU FED HER AT 2:00.
I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU SLEEP.
I CAN TAKE HER IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO BED.
OH, NO. I'M GOOD.
WE HAVEN'T LOST OUR TOUCH, HAVE WE?
NAH. WE STILL GOT IT.
(laughs)
HMM. THINK WE COULD KEEP HER?
I'M PRETTY SURE DENISE AND FRANK WOULD NOTICE.
PROBABLY RIGHT.
YEAH.
(cooing)
HI. HI, MOLLY.
SO HE HUNG UP ON YOU?
WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME TELL HIM ABOUT WHIT,
AND I TRIED, BELIEVE ME.
WELL, TRY ME.
WHY DID YOU HIRE WHIT?
WELL, I TOLD YOU. HE'S SAVING US A LOT OF MONEY.
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN, SERIOUSLY?
IT'S HOW IT LOOKS, ROX.
I SAID TO WHIT, HE'S NOT ALLOWED ON POST.
NO ONE WILL EVER SEE HIM.
AND THE WORK WILL BE DONE BEFORE TREVOR GETS BACK.
HECK, TREVOR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW HE WAS EVER HERE.
I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE GROUNDS?
IT'S FANTASTIC.
YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT IF IT RAINS?
WE HAVE A TENT FOR INCLEMENT WEATHER,
NATURALLY.
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS KISMET, YOU CALLING LIKE THIS.
WE ARE BOOKED SOLID FOR SIX MONTHS,
BUT THE COUPLE WHO RESERVED THIS SUNDAY
SUDDENLY GOT COLD FEET.
GREAT.
I MEAN FOR US, NOT FOR THEM. (laughs)
OUR PRICE CARD.
NOW LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH THE OPTIONS.
WELL, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT
DEALING WITH THE AUTHORITIES IN EL SALVADOR.
AND MRS. CABRERA'S MOTHER, WHO OBTAINED THE GREEN CARD,
DIED TWO YEARS AGO.
I SEE.
AND THE RECORD SHOWS THAT MRS. CABRERA
HAS NEVER COMMITTED A CRIME.
WELL, OTHER THAN ENTERING THE UNITED STATES ILLEGALLY
AND WORKING HERE WITH FALSE DOCUMENTS.
(groans)
MRS. CABRERA IS ALSO THREE MONTHS PREGNANT, YOUR HONOR.
HER HUSBAND WAS HOME ON MEDICAL LEAVE EARLIER THIS YEAR
AFTER HE WAS WOUNDED IN ACTION, AND--
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE.
BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
SHE'D LIKE TO HAVE HER CHILD HERE.
YOU MEAN HER ANCHOR BABY.
(sighs) OF COURSE SHE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE CHILD HERE.
THE BABY WOULD AUTOMATICALLY BECOME A CITIZEN.
ALL RIGHT. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
I'M SURE WE'RE GRATEFUL TO SPECIALIST CABRERA
FOR HIS MILITARY SERVICE,
HOWEVER, BASED ON THE EVIDENCE...
THE COURT DENIES THE REQUEST FOR A STAY OF DEPORTATION.
WELL, WE REQUEST MORE TIME, YOUR HONOR.
YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS BEFORE DEPORTATION, MR. CHANDLER.
BAIL IS DENIED.
SEVEN DAYS?
WE'RE SORRY, ELENA.
THE JUDGE IS RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE NEXT YEAR.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO APPEAR SOFT ON IMMIGRATION.
HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANTONIO?
NOT YET.
WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO REACH HIM.
HE WAS SO PROUD TO ENLIST.
THE ARMY WOULD PROVIDE FOR OUR FAMILY,
WOULD GIVE US ALL A BETTER LIFE.
(Denise) MUCH BETTER.
FRESH DIAPER, HAPPY BABY.
(sighs)
(Molly cooing)
THE DISPLAY BOX ARRIVED YESTERDAY.
IT'S NICE, DENISE.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
THANKS.
YOU KNOW, WE COULD ALWAYS KEEP HER A SECOND NIGHT,
NO PROBLEM.
OH, THANKS, BUT MY FEVER'S GONE.
I'M FEELING HUMAN AGAIN.
DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED.
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, WOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN OUR HEARTS
IF IT HAD BEEN A 48-HOUR BUG.
OH, YEAH. EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
(chuckles)
THANKS AGAIN.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE, BELIEVE ME.
I'LL SEE YOU, MOLLY GIRL.
YOU COME SEE US AGAIN REAL SOON, OKAY?
BYE. THANK YOU.
YEAH.
OH, SAY BYE-BYE. SAY BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE, UNCLE ROLAND.
(fussing)
SO WHAT DOES THE BEST MAN DO?
OH, LOTS OF THINGS.
FIRST YOU GOTTA STAND NEXT TO ME UP FRONT,
HAVE MY BACK, MAKE SURE MY FLY IS NOT OPEN OR ANYTHING.
(chuckles)
AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE RINGS IN YOUR POCKET
AND GIVE THEM TO THE MINISTER WHEN HE ASKS.
THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
EASY.
SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.
IT'S SPAGHETTI.
YUM. HEY, GUYS.
I NEED TO TALK TO DAD FOR A MINUTE, OKAY?
SO COULD YOU...
OKAY.
OKAY.
WHAT'S UP?
WELL, WE FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE--
BEAUTIFUL GARDENS, HISTORICAL BUILDING.
SOUNDS GREAT.
YEAH, WELL, IT SHOULD BE. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE PRICES.
WOW. AND THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE AVAILABLE ON SUNDAY?
APPARENTLY, CHARLESTON IS
THE NUMBER TWO WEDDING DESTINATION IN THIS COUNTRY.
WHO KNEW?
WOW.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AND ADD THAT TO THE FOOD AND THE BAND,
AND I REALLY THINK WE GOTTA FACE FACTS.
LET'S DO IT.
CHASE, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS, PAMELA.
LOOK, THIS IS SOMETHING THE KIDS ARE GONNA REMEMBER
THEIR WHOLE LIVES,
AND WE WILL, TOO.
I WANT TO DO IT.
REALLY?
HEY... YOU ONLY GET MARRIED TWICE,
RIGHT?
BOOK IT.
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU?
(Roxy) WHAT? WE LOST THE VENUE?
WELL, CHASE SAID YES, SO I CALLED BACK AGAIN,
AND IT WAS TOO LATE.
THE COUPLE WITH COLD FEET WARMED UP AGAIN.
UGH! I HATE THOSE TWO.
WELL, IT'S PROBABLY A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
IT WAS SO MUCH MONEY, ROX.
OKAY, SO WHAT NOW?
WELL, BACK TO THE COURTHOUSE.
UNH-UNH. NO WAY.
EVERY OTHER PLACE IS BOOKED.
WE'LL HAVE IT HERE.
WHAT?
WE'LL CLOSE THE PLACE DOWN. IT'LL BE SO GREAT.
WE'LL DO TABLECLOTHS, FLOWERS, A LITTLE MOOD LIGHTING.
DO NOT MAKE ME PLAY THE KATIE CARD.
THINK OF YOUR POOR LITTLE DISAPPOINTED DAUGHTER,
DISGRACED IN FRONT OF ALL OF HER FRIENDS--
OKAY, OKAY, STOP.
KATIE WILL BE REALLY HAPPY.
THANKS, ROX.
ARE YOU KIDDING? I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T THINK OF HAVING IT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(belches)
OH. OKAY, I DO.
BUT IT'LL BE REALLY GREAT.
(chuckles) OKAY. I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW.
OKAY.
SEE YA.
BYE.
TRAILER BOY'S DINNER.
GOT IT.
♪♪♪
(indistinct conversations)
HEY, BOSS.
TIME FOR MY SHIFT.
RIGHT.
♪♪♪
(both speaking indistinctly)
(door opens)
MORNIN'.
KITCHEN'S CLOSED.
WE'RE HAVING A WEDDING, AND YOU ARE NOT INVITED.
ALL RIGHT.
(indistinct conversations)
KAREN...
WHY AREN'T THE TABLECLOTHS DOWN?
YOU TOLD ME TO SET UP THE CHAIRS.
AFTER THE TABLECLOTHS.
SORRY.
UGH.
OKAY, THE WEDDING IS OFF.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED?
I HAVE NO DRESS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU HAVE NO DRESS?
WELL, NOT IN SOUTH CAROLINA, ANYWAY.
WHY NOT? WHERE IS IT?
THE SHOP MADE A MISTAKE.
THEY SHIPPED MY DRESS TO CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA.
WHAT?
SO I'M DONE.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
ROXY--
WE CAN DEAL WITH THIS.
OH, YEAH? HOW?
I-I DON'T KNOW.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD. HOW'S IT GOING?
WELL, WE THINK THE TOP PART OF THIS ONE MIGHT WORK,
BUT WE NEED SOMETHING LESS FITTED ON THE BOTTOM.
OKAY, ARE YOU THINKING A-LINE OR BALL SKIRT?
UH, BALL?
MM-HMM.
YEAH?
GUYS, I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP,
BUT I AM NEVER GONNA FIT IN YOUR CLOTHES.
OH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
OOH, PRETTY. PAMELA, COME HERE.
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YEAH, THAT COULD WORK. CAN WE TAKE THESE OFF?
(Denise) YEAH. PIECE OF CAKE.
YOU ARE INSANE. YOU ARE NOT CUTTING UP
THESE BEAUTIFUL DRESSES.
YOU'RE RIGHT. WE ARE GOING TO GENTLY RIP OUT THE SEAMS.
LET ME GET MY TAPE MEASURE AND SOME PINS.
(Claudia Joy) I'M SORRY I CAN'T STAY.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, BUT TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
AND WE'LL SEE YOU A THE WEDDING, OKAY?
UH-HUH. YEAH.
(Claudia Joy and Roxy) BYE.
BYE. ALL RIGHT, PAMELA,
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
WHAT? I--
MORAN, WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY
OR WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
READY?
CLAUDIA JOY.
HI, DR. ROBBINS.
APPRECIATE YOU SEEING ME ON THE WEEKEND.
NOT A PROBLEM. I WAS ON CALL ANYWAY.
(laughs)
SO WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY?
I SAW YOU, WHAT, SIX MONTHS AGO?
I'VE BEEN HAVING THIS PAIN ON MY RIGHT SIDE.
WHERE EXACTLY?
UM, LIKE IN HERE.
IS IT A SHARP PAIN? CONSTANT?
UH, IT'S SHARP, BUT, NO, NOT ALL THE TIME.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LIE BACK? AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
(exhales deeply)
(thunder rumbling)
(cell phone rings)
(ring)
(ring)
(beeps)
HELLO.
(Michael) Hey, I got an update for you
on Specialist Cabrera.
OH, DID YOU REACH HIM?
CAN WE GET HIM AN EMERGENCY LEAVE?
NOT THAT EASY. HIS UNIT'S AT A REMOTE OUTPOST.
I TALKED TO HIS CHAIN OF COMMAND.
THEY SHOULD BE GETTING WORD TO HIM TODAY.
Oh, good.
Michael, I am so worried. The judge denied a stay.
WE'VE GOT A WEEK, AND I PROMISED THIS WOMAN
THE ARMY WOULD NOT LET HER GET DEPORTED.
DOING OUR BEST. I DON'T WANT THIS HAPPENING
ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, BELIEVE ME.
I GOTTA CUT THIS SHORT. YOU OKAY OTHERWISE?
YEAH. (clears throat) OF COURSE.
UH, JUST LATE GETTING READY FOR, UH, PAMELA'S WEDDING.
THAT'S RIGHT. HEY, GIVE 'EM MY BEST, WILL YOU?
I will.
LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO. BYE.
(thunder rumbling)
(beep)
(Roland) YOU READY?
ALMOST.
(exhales deeply)
WOW.
YEAH?
OH, YEAH.
(laughs)
CAN YOU HELP?
YEAH.
I CAN'T GET THE CLASP.
DONE.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
OH.
SOMEBODY IS GONNA WANT THIS BACK.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND FUNNY...
BUT I MISS THE BABY.
I DO, TOO.
(sighs) ROLAND.
HMM?
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
MM-HMM.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T WAIT?
HAVEN'T WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I SAID
ABOUT IT NOT BEING THE RIGHT TIME AND ALL,
BUT WITH MY CAREER, THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE A RIGHT TIME.
YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, WOMAN.
WE BOTH WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD.
AND THE WAY SARA ELIZABETH TOOK TO MOLLY...
THAT WAS SOMETHING, WASN'T IT?
OH.
OF COURSE, IT WOULD MEAN, UH,
MORE MR. MOM WORK FOR YOU...
HEY, I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF A LITTLE HARD WORK.
AND A REAL ROLL OF THE DICE FOR CAREER-WISE FOR ME.
I LIKE YOUR ODDS, COLONEL.
SO DO I.
(thunder rumbling)
(rainfall)
(indistinct conversations)
NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
OKAY. THANKS ANYWAY.
THAT WAS THE MINISTER.
HE ON HIS WAY?
THE BRIDGE IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE STORM.
OH, NO.
HE CAN'T MAKE IT.
(Roland) UNBELIEVABLE.
I SWEAR, PAMELA'S HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE WHEN I TELL HER.
EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH, MAYBE I COULD HELP.
YEAH? HOW?
I'D BE HAPPY TO OFFICIATE.
(chuckles) ARE YOU A MINISTER?
YES, SIR.
A REAL MINISTER?
ORDAINED ON THE INTERNET
SO I COULD PERFORM MY SISTER'S SERVICE.
WELCOME ABOARD, PADRE.
I'LL, UH, GO BRUSH UP.
(indistinct conversations)
UH... WHAT DO YOU SAY WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US FOR NOW?
GOOD IDEA.
OH, YEAH.
(thunder rumbling, rainfall)
(Roxy) WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
EVERYTHING'S TURNING OUT PERFECTLY.
(rumbling continues)
YOU HAVE A STRANGE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "PERFECT."
(laughs)
(knock on door)
SOMEBODY ORDER A WEDDING DRESS?
OH, LET'S SEE IT.
SHOULD WE ASK HOW IT WENT?
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA WIN "PROJECT RUNWAY" ANYTIME SOON,
BUT I GOTTA ADMIT... IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
(Claudia Joy) OH.
OH, I KNEW IT. SEE? PERFECT.
MUCH BETTER THAN ANY VERA *** KNOCKOFF.
(rainfall continues)
PAMELA MORAN, DO NOT START CRYING.
I SPENT 20 MINUTES ON THOSE EYES.
(voice breaks) THANK YOU, GUYS.
COME ON. LET'S DO THIS.
(Claudia Joy) YES.
STOP CRYING.
♪♪♪
(lightning crackling)
(rainfall continues)
(band playing instrumental ballad)
♪♪♪
(thunder rumbling)
(rainfall)
(rumbling continues)
♪♪♪
(guests murmuring indistinctly)
♪♪♪
(thunder rumbling)
♪♪♪
(rainfall)
♪♪♪
(rumbling continues)
♪♪♪
(lightning crashes)
(woman) OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
(Pamela) YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
WHIT, OPEN UP!
SOME STORM, HUH?
POWER WENT OUT.
YEAH, I KNOW. YOU GOT A GENERATOR?
YEP.
WELL, WILL YOU GET IT?
NOW?
YEAH, NOW. WE GOT A WEDDING.
ALL RIGHT.
(thunder rumbling)
(indistinct conversations)
(rainfall)
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DARN THING WOULDN'T START.
GUESS THE GAS HAD BEEN IN THERE A WHILE,
GUMMED UP THE FUEL LINE, SO I HAD TO CLEAN OUT THE VALVE.
WELL, IS IT WORKING NOW?
OH, YEAH. PURRING LIKE A KITTEN.
OKAY, PLUG IT IN.
ALL RIGHT.
(guests) AWW.
(indistinct conversations continue)
YEAH.
(mouths word)
(applause)
BEST WEDDING EVER?
WELL, HARDEST TO FORGET, ANYWAY.
SHALL WE?
WE SHALL.
GUESS I'LL BE GOING.
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. JUST SIT DOWN.
UH, MINISTER GOT STUCK.
YEAH, BUT--
COMPLETELY LEGAL.
I'M THINKING WE DO THE SHORT VERSION.
ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.
FRIENDS, THE BIBLE TELLS US
THAT LOVE ALWAYS TRUSTS,
ALWAYS HOPES,
ALWAYS PERSEVERES.
TODAY WE GATHER HERE TO HONOR A FAMILY
THAT PROVES THOSE WORDS ARE TRUE.
PAMELA CATHLEEN MORAN,
DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
I DO.
CHASE RODERICK MORAN,
DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
I DO.
MAY I HAVE THE RINGS?
(rainfall)
(camera shutter clicks)
THESE RINGS ARE AN OUTWARD SYMBOL
OF AN INWARD BOND.
PLEASE PLACE THE RING ON HER FINGER
AND REPEAT AFTER ME.
WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED.
WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.
(Chief) PAMELA.
(camera shutter clicks)
WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.
BY THE GRACE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
AND THE POWER VESTED IN ME
BY universal- marriage-license.com...
(laughter)
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
(woman) WHOO!
MM.
(laughs)
(playing up-tempo country music)
(indistinct conversations)
(clinking)
UM...
LISTEN, YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'M NOT ONE TO GIVE SPEECHES.
EXCEPT AT HOME.
(laughter)
RIGHT. (laughs)
UM... WELL, FIRST WE WANT TO THANK... OUR KIDS.
LUCAS, YOU ARE THE BEST BEST MAN EVER.
AND, KATIE, YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAID OF HONOR.
THIS WAS ALL REALLY KATIE'S IDEA.
EVEN THOUGH YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO HER AT FIRST.
MAY I MAKE MY SPEECH, PLEASE? (chuckles)
SORRY. (chuckles)
(laughter)
UH, I LITERALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
HERE, LET ME.
(woman) AW.
UH... A BIG THANKS TO ROXY AND HER STAFF
FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
(woman) WHOO!
UH, MOSTLY, WE JUST WANT TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR BEING HERE
AND FOR STICKING WITH US
WHILE WE FOUND OUR WAY BACK TO EACH OTHER.
I GUESS, UH...
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT I'VE LEARNED
IN THE LAST YEAR
IS THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY.
AND WE ARE NEVER GONNA BE APART AGAIN.
RIGHT NOW...
I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST GUY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
(playing up-tempo country music)
HOW ABOUT IT, ROX?
WANNA DANCE?
UH, NO.
AH, COME ON.
I REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TO TWO-STEP.
♪♪♪
OKAY. JUST ONE DANCE.
YOU GOT IT. BUT REMEMBER, I LEAD.
(chuckles)
♪♪♪
YOU OKAY?
FINE. YEAH. WHY?
UH, YOU'VE JUST BEEN QUIET TONIGHT.
I'M TIRED. BIG CASE AT WORK.
OKAY.
OH, ALL THIS HAPPINESS MAKES ME...
THINK OF JEREMY AND TANYA.
I KNOW.
MAY I HAVE THE HONOR OF ESCORTING
ONE OF YOU FINE LADIES AROUND THE FLOOR?
CLAUDIA JOY?
NO, YOU GO.
ARE YOU SURE?
YES.
I WOULD BE HONORED, SIR.
♪♪♪
AH.
(indistinct conversations)
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THE PRECEDENTS, CLAUDIA JOY,
AND... I-I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA HELP.
WHAT'S WRONG?
(exhales) I WAS HAVING SOME PAIN,
AND I WENT TO MY DOCTOR.
SHE FOUND A MASS.