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Oranges!
Huh? Well that's bloody stupid, isn't it?
It can't be "the best of times" AND "the worst of times"!
Can I smell a hint of... of...
South Poshington! Oh I'd wondered where I'd put this.
I might as well answer it, mightn't I!
"Dear Doctor, as an actor/acrobat, I find it terribly
difficult to maintain my voice for long periods of time.
Can you assist me in some way?"
Well, according to this...
No.
But I never trust my own handwriting.
Try some of this delectable elixir.
What it does is, when you drink it, it'll give your
vocal chords a nice baritoney feel to them.
To prove a point, I'm going to have a swig myself.
There we go, and any minute now my
[high-pitched] voice will go into a wonderful baritone...
Oh my God what has happened?!
I sound like a eunuch having an enema!
Percival! Percival! Come quickly!
Yes sir?
[rushed] Oh God Percival you've got to help me
my voice has gone all funny because I drank the elixir
and now I sound like a eunuch with a... [garbled]
Say... "I'm a pretty little girl."
What? Of course I'm not going to do that Percival,
that's absolutely ridi... cu...
Say... "I'm a pretty... little... girl."
[quiet] I'm... I'm a pretty little...
[interrupts] To them!
I'm a pretty little girl.
He can't help you now.
He's going to a tea party.
[echo] I am Doctor J!
[echo] [maniacal laughter]
[sigh] Well. That backfired.