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UHU Entertainment presents
Jihad - War on Terror
14 July 2007 - The war in Iraq has caused over 2000 deaths among the coalition forces
Still , the soldiers haven't lost their faith and courage to fight for the long lost cause
Among them is Vladimir Decebal , the only survivor of infantry division Alexandru I. Cuza
For him now , everything is a fight for - Survival
Welcome to the life of a soldier , in times of war
Here we have a mushroom good to eat
The war is still not over , and look , we are in a forest
We are in the middle of nowhere , and you have to learn to survive healthy
All you need to know is that all that is said about the hand grenade is wrong
It is the best friend of man , you can use it against wild animals and all kinds of *** that try to eat you
You have to learn that this "Hectus Pretus" is the best food you can find in this palestinian wasteland
It has an amazing taste and you can eat as much as you want
Amazing... It will be great but take care , if you eat more than 1kg per day you can get a heatstroke
You have to learn about the useful stuff from your parachute
First of all this special zip from Nike can be used as a flint.
Unfortunately we cannot light a fire because the ground is wet
In this time of the year we can find very tasty birds around here.
You will see how we kill this bird out of one shot.
After you prepare the bird in two minutes, by taking out its beak you can enjoy it raw
*** bird , must have had bird flu!
We continue our journey towards other great places...
Now that we are close to the river, we have to look for food.. for fish.
You can see this palestinian soldier , smoking and fishing.
My technique to kill him is easy , and you can use it on any nationality , with 100% success rate
Let's do this!
Mmmmh... Havana!
After enjoying that long awaited Havana cigar
I was stunned to find a jewish gun in the hands of a palestinian! Incredible!
Who knows where this *** comes from?!
I have to get rid of this piece of ***!
Look , it doesn't even work!
I can't stay here anymore because this body stinks like *** , and i have to leave the area
Now i'll teach you how to cross the river without getting a bite from Piranha or Islamic Sharks
Everything is easy , all you have to do is keeping your gun dry. Follow my example and you will be fine!
Now i'll present you a good friend of mine , Yelyl Al Halyl.
Who has teached me a lot about survival, the best guide of these hot areas.
Unfortunately it seems he is not in good mood for giving us information...
I will try to translate some of his wise words...
It seems like there have been no bears around here lately , so our job will be simple.
It looks like our friend ran out of cigarettes...
And i think he will ride into town to buy some...
But it looks like he is good with the girls...
Who could have killed him? Those jewish sons of ***!
After a few hours of chasing , i managed to find those ugly jews in a vulnerable position
Now i'll show you how to get rid of them efficiently , with a low number of bullets...
With jewish blood on my hands , i take the hat of my lost good friend...