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I like hugging girls, you can feel their breasteases
on your chesteases.
SHUT UP!
Well, thanks for coming over guys, it was fun!
Yeah, sure was...
Alright, later John.
And, uh, it was great meeting you, Berry!
OH CRAP, is he going for a handshake or a hug?
Did he see me hug John and just thinks I'm one of those guys that hugs everyone?
I mean, I JUST met this guy...I should reach out for a handshake
before it's too late.
WAIT! He's raising two hands, HE'S GOIN' FOR A HUG!
Uh..okay, I'll just hug...uhh..no wait, I THINK IT'S A HANDSHAKE!
OH! I'M SORRY...I...d-d-DOOHOH...
Has something like this ever happened to you?
Don't worry, I am here to help.
Aside from morning wood, hugging can be the most
stressful and confusing thing a man will face on a
daily basis, but with my HELPFUL tips, your awkward
instances of hugging will be a thing of the PAST.
THE GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS.
The first thing to keep in mind is to only hug guys that
you're close friends with!Three easy ways to know
if you're good friends with the guy are:
If you fought over the last potato chip.
You just take it...
NO, you take it!
Why don't we just split it?
If you've accidentaly worn the same ***.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Yuuuh, it's mah shirt you're wearin'!
Or if you've mistakenly seen his ***.
*gasps* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TWICE.
I told you I can do the helicopter!
Another thing to remember is to always minimize
your hugging duration.When two men hug,
there should never be any hangtime between
full embrace and departure...
If you linger, you may make things a little
uncomfortable.
But don't forget about those hands!When you pat
a man's back during a hug you're telling him
You're a good friend, but don't get the wrong idea, Slim.
When you hold your hand solidly, you're telling him:
You're a really good friend, and I know we aren't attracted
to each other at all.
When you grasp on to his flesh and or buttocks
you're telling him:
Well, I am pretty sure it's clear what it says there xD...
Most of your straight friends will not appreciate that.
I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME! (cries)
And depending on how ugly you are, some of your
gay friends might not even like it.
Eeeew, keep dreaming, ***!
Now that you've learned how to properly hug your
guy friends here's some hugs you should never perform:
THE SIDE HUG
THE GAP HUG
THE SPIDERMAN HUG
THE MANSPIDER HUG
THE LEG HUG
THE BUTT HUG
And finally, never hug naked!
Allow me to demonstrate...
MOLESTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!
Well, that's all the time we have for today.
Tune in next time for guys' guide to spooning guys!
BYE!
Shut up!
Okay TBone.
It's Daddy.
okay, Okay Big Daddy.
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Thanks for watching, subtitles by Mike.
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