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- TONIGHT ON FIND ME MY MAN...
WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU FIND YOURSELF DOING
THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE A NEGATIVE?
- I DON'T THINK IT'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
I THINK I'M JUST SO AWESOME. - [laughs]
WOW.
- WHAT THINGS DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
- WELL, I LIKE TO GO AND CHILL AND DRINK WINE.
I COULD BE A FREAK IN THE SHEETS BUT A WOMAN IN THE STREETS.
- WITH YOU, MEN ARE CAPTURED SEXUALLY, NOT MENTALLY.
I REALLY WANT SHAY TO SHOW A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE.
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX?
- ACTUALLY, I'M A ***.
- OH.
- I DON'T WANNA SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
THAN WHAT I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE.
- SHE'S TOO PICKY. TOO PICKY.
- I JUST--I DON'T LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TOUCHES ME.
- I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE UPTIGHT.
- YOU THINK SO?
- I JUST DON'T THINK A LITTLE KISS ON YOUR HAND
SHOULD JUST SEND YOU IN A RAGE LIKE THAT.
- I LIKE MY PERSONAL SPACE.
- I JUST THINK YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP.
MY NAME IS NATALIE CLARICE, MATCHMAKER AND LOVE COACH.
- NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
- YOU ACT LIKE A DUMMY, YOU GET TREATED LIKE A DUMMY, DUMMY.
I TAKE ON THE DIVAS WHO BREAK ALL THE RULES
WHEN IT COMES TO DATING.
- IF THEY CAN'T LIKE YOU FOR YOU,
SEE YA, BOO.
- AND IT TAKES SOME TOUGH LOVE AND A STRONG HAND
JUST TO GET THEM TO LISTEN.
75% OF MY CLIENTS FIND TRUE LOVE.
MY UNIQUE PROCESS GETS REAL RESULTS.
IF YOU KNEW IT ALL, YOU WOULDN'T BE SITTING IN MY CHAIR.
SO IF YOU PLAY BY MY RULES, I'LL FIND YOU YOUR MAN.
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MY FIRST CLIENT IS L'TESIA.
- MY NAME'S L'TESIA TOMLINSON,
AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY CHEERLEADER.
WHY AM I SINGLE?
- L'TESIA'S SINGLE BECAUSE SHE CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT GUY,
ESPECIALLY DOWN HERE IN MIAMI.
ALL THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IS SEX.
- I FEEL LIKE MY BEST ASSET IS DEFINITELY MY ***. [laughs]
- L'TESIA HAS HUGE ***,
AND SHE DEFINITELY LOVES TO SHOW 'EM OFF.
- THEY'RE ALL NATURAL.
SO MANY TIMES PEOPLE ASK ME, "OH, ARE YOUR *** REAL?"
THEY GIVE ME THE *** CHECK. - THEY'RE AMAZING.
- FLAUNT 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM.
I THINK THAT IF YOU DO GOT 'EM, ROCK 'EM.
I'M STILL A ***.
I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR THAT RIGHT GUY.
DATING IN MIAMI, FOR A ***, IT'S TOUGH.
- WHEN GUYS FIND OUT THAT L'TESIA'S A ***,
THEY'RE KINDA SCARED, I GUESS.
- I KIND OF FEEL LIKE SINCE I WAITED SO LONG,
I MIGHT AS WELL WAIT TILL MARRIAGE.
- HI. - HI. HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. - HAVE A SEAT.
WHEN I FIRST MET L'TESIA,
I THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY NICE, VERY DELIGHTFUL.
OF COURSE BIG ***.
YOU CAN'T MISS THOSE.
- I NEED YOUR HELP. [laughs]
- I WILL ASK YOU A SERIES OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS,
JUST TO GET A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHO YOU ARE
AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP HISTORY. - OKAY.
- WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY I'M SINGLE RIGHT NOW.
PRETTY MUCH--
I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS. - OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA SETTLE.
AND IT'S JUST BEEN HARD TO FIND THAT ALL-AROUND GUY.
SOMEONE WHO'S AMBITIOUS, DRIVEN,
A DEEP CONNECTION PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, SPIRITUALLY.
- OKAY.
- READY TO GO OUT THERE AND CONQUER THE WORLD.
LOVES TO GET OUT AND HAVE FUN.
YOUNG, STRONG, TALL, STABLE, FUN, NICE,
INTELLECTUAL ABILITY, HAVE GOALS,
HAVE MUSCLES, BIG BODY, IN SHAPE, LIKES TO WORK OUT.
ALL OF THOSE QUALITIES WRAPPED INTO ONE, WHO'S--
SOMEONE WHO'S NOT JUST GONNA WANNA HAVE SEX.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK. [laughs]
- THE THING ABOUT L'TESIA IS SHE'S TOO PICKY.
TOO PICKY.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX?
- ACTUALLY, I'M A ***.
- OH. - [laughs]
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH.
- SHE DOES NOT GIVE OFF A *** VIBE.
ACTUALLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SCREWING EVERY DAY
WHEN YOU REALLY LOOK AT HER.
OKAY, SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU HAD SEX?
I'M JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW.
- I'VE HELD ON FOR SO LONG I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE,
WELL, NOW I MIGHT AS WELL JUST WAIT UNTIL I MEET THE RIGHT GUY.
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IF I WERE TO JUST DATE SOMEONE,
OR LOSE IT NOW, THAT I ALMOST WOULD LOSE MY VALUE.
- WHAT DO YOU DO IN REPLACE OF NOT HAVING SEX?
- PRETTY MUCH--I MEAN, I'M REALLY GOOD AT--WHAT--
WHAT DO THEY CALL THAT WORD?
WHAT'S THE NICE TERM THAT THEY USE? UH, ***.
- YOU GIVE 'EM-- YOU GIVE 'EM HEAD.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A MAN WITH A TON OF PATIENCE TO UNDERSTAND
THAT HE WILL NOT BE GETTING ANYTHING *** FROM L'TESIA
BUT A MOUTH.
I DO HAVE ONE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
- BE NICE. - YOU HAVE VERY NICE ***.
- YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT.
- HOWEVER... - [laughs]
- WE WANNA MAKE SURE THAT WE DO NOT EXPOSE THEM TOO MUCH...
- WHAT? - WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE.
THEY ARE QUITE NOTICEABLE.
- YEAH, THESE ARE, LIKE--THIS IS WHAT DRAWS 'EM IN, YOU KNOW?
- BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
- THEY'RE ALL-NATURAL, ALL MINE, SO I ROCK 'EM, AND I JUST--
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE TO COVER IT UP.
- L'TESIA... - MM-HMM?
- THIS IS NOT A DEBATE.
- OKAY. - COVER THEM UP.
HIDE THE GIRLS. THE GIRLS ARE TOO VISIBLE.
THE GIRLS NEED TO BE TUCKED IN A LITTLE BIT MORE.
KNOW WHAT I THINK I'M GONNA DO?
I'M GONNA SEND YOU ON A DATE WITH GEORGE.
- GEORGE. - GEORGE.
L'TESIA HAS IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS
AND SHE'S SENDING MIXED MESSAGES.
I'M GONNA SEND L'TESIA ON A FAKE DATE
WITH MY UNDERCOVER DATE COACH GEORGE.
MY FAKE DATE TECHNIQUE WILL BE A GREAT WAY
TO SEE WHAT MAKES THIS WOMAN TICK.
AND SEE HOW SHE REALLY ACTS ON DATES.
ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE, SWEETHEART,
AND WE'LL TALK TOMORROW. - OKAY, THANK YOU. BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
MY NEXT CLIENT IS SHAY,
WHO'S BEAUTIFUL AND EXOTIC,
BUT SHE NEEDS SOME ASSISTANCE.
- MY NAME IS SHAY, I'M 25, AND I'M A HAIR STYLIST.
- CHEERS TO MIAMI. - CHEERS, MIAMI.
SEXY GIRLS.
- SHE'S A LOT TO HANDLE.
NOT A LOT OF MANS CAN HANDLE HER LIFESTYLE.
'CAUSE SHE'S JUST A FUN GIRL.
SHE LOVES TO HAVE FUN. SHE'S A PARTY GIRL.
- I LOVE TO CLEAN, COOK, I LIKE TO GO OUT.
WHOEVER GETS ME IS ONE LUCKY MOTHER[bleep].
THAT'S JUST WHO I AM.
THEY LIKE IT, THEY LIKE IT, THEY DON'T...
THEY COULD GO SUCK IT.
- SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
- I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A GENUINE, GOOD PERSON.
- OKAY. LET ME ASK YOU, WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
- I JUST FEEL LIKE MEN ARE JUST UMTIMIDATED BY ME.
- REALLY?
- BUT THEY'RE ALL SUCH *** BAGS...
- RIGHT. [laughs] - AND SUCH [bleep]HOLES.
AND THEY TREAT YOU LIKE [bleep], AND I'M SO TIRED OF IT.
- WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU FIND YOURSELF DOING
THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE A NEGATIVE?
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK IT'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
I THINK I'M JUST SO AWESOME.
both: [laugh]
- WOW.
- I COULD BE A FREAK IN THE SHEETS
BUT A WOMAN IN THE STREETS.
- [laughs]
SHE'S JUST ON HER OWN PLANET.
- I'M NOT UGLY. I KNOW I'M NOT UGLY.
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
- THEY ALL JUST, LIKE, GO WITH THE LITTLE UGLY GIRL,
JUST TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.
AND I'M JUST SO [bleep] TIRED OF IT.
- YOU'RE TIRED OF IT. [laughs] OKAY.
SHAY THINKS THAT SHE'S A LOT TO HANDLE,
BUT REALLY AND TRULY, SHE'S JUST DITZY.
ARE YOU HAVING SEX NOW? - OF COURSE.
I MEAN, I CAN'T JUST NOT HAVE SEX.
- WHY? - IT'S BORING.
- SO THE GUY THAT YOU'RE SEEING, HE'S FULFILLING YOUR NEEDS?
- YES, HE IS, ACTUALLY.
- HOW DOES HE FEEL ABOUT YOU?
- I DON'T THINK HE FEELS NOTHING.
- OKAY, SO YOU THINK THAT HE'S JUST MORE OR LESS BANGING YOU.
- HE'S COLD-HEARTED. YEAH.
- HE'S COLD-HEARTED. - IT'S COLD. EVERYTHING IS COLD.
- BUT EVIDENTLY, YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO THAT.
- OBVIOUSLY, YEAH.
- I DOUBT SHAY HAS EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP
THAT HAS GONE BEYOND THE *** LEVEL.
MEN DON'T SEE HER AS ANYTHING MORE THAN A SEX OBJECT,
AND SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EITHER.
SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN LOVE OR ANYTHING.
- NO, NO.
- OKAY, SO...
- THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. FOR YOU.
- THERE YOU GO.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTTO? WHAT IS YOUR PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE?
- IF THEY'RE NOT FEEDING ME, [bleep] ME,
OR PAYING ANY OF MY BILLS,
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION ON MY LIFE.
IF YOU WILLING TO PAY ONE OF MY BILLS...
- RIGHT.
- OR YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER EVERY NIGHT...
- RIGHT. UH-HUH. - OR [bleep] ME REAL GOOD,
THEN YOU CAN HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT MY LIFE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, DON'T SAY NOTHING.
- YOU ARE SOMETHING. OH, MY GOODNESS.
YOU KNOW, I GET THAT SHAY WANTS TO SHOW
THAT SHE'S INDEPENDENT OR SOMETHING.
BUT IS THIS ALL SHE WANTS IN A MAN?
IT'S NO WONDER THAT MEN THINK THAT SHE'S SHALLOW.
- SO WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE MEN?
- I'M NOT FINISHED TALKING WITH YOU, SHAY.
YOU ASKIN' ME QUESTIONS ALREADY.
- I'M ASKING YOU, I WANNA KNOW. - THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE HERE,
BUT I HAVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU,
AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE THINGS THAT YOU LIKE
AND THE THINGS THAT YOU'RE INTO.
- I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M GONNA SET YOU UP ON A DATE.
- I'M EXCITED.
- SHAY IS THE TYPE OF WOMAN
WHO GETS THE *** CALL, BUT NOT THE BOYFRIEND.
I'M GONNA SEND HER ON A FAKE DATE
WITH MY DATE COACH KEVIN TO SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING
TO SEND OFF THIS MESSAGE.
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♪ ♪
- MY NAME'S GEORGE.
I'M NATALIE'S DATE COACH AT HEART AND SOUL.
THESE FAKE DATES ARE MY UNDERCOVER MISSION,
AND I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING WRONG WITH MEN.
I HEARD THAT L'TESIA WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
WHO'S A 25-YEAR-OLD ***, SO IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
WOW, A 25-YEAR-OLD ***, HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE--
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE?
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- I'M GOOD. HOW YOU DOING? - PRETTY GOOD. GEORGE.
- L'TESIA.
- THE WAY SHE LOOKED WHEN I FIRST SAW HER,
SHE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A *** TO ME.
SHE DID NOT HAVE ON A SKIRT.
WHAT SHE HAD ON WAS A PIECE OF CLOTH.
BIG *** OUT AND OPEN.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I'M A PRO CHEERLEADER.
MM-HMM, FOR A PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM.
- OKAY, WOW, INTERESTING. - MM-HMM.
AND WHAT DO YOU DO FOR YOURSELF?
- ENTREPRENEUR. - OKAY.
- SO HAVE YOU BEEN-- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
CLOSE TO MARRIAGE? - UM, NO.
- NO? PROPOSED TO?
- NO. - NO?
- MM-MM. YOU GONNA PROPOSE RIGHT NOW?
- UM... - [laughs]
- NO, I MEAN-- - IT'D BE NICE, YOU KNOW.
- WE REALLY HAVE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
A WHOLE LOT BETTER BEFORE I DO THAT.
- I GOT THE RING-- RING FINGER.
[laughs] BLINGING OVER HERE.
- OH, WOW.
OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE.
I MEAN, DID I MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OR SOMETHING?
- YES. - I DID?
- YES.
- I DON'T KNOW, I FELT LIKE IT WAS APPROPRIATE AT THE TIME.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.
- JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
- WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MM...
IT JUST REALLY, LIKE...
- IT THREW YOU OFF? - THREW ME OFF.
- YEAH? IS THAT A BAD THING?
- A LITTLE, YEAH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT KISSING YOUR HAND WOULD THROW YOU OFF.
- I JUST--I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY--SOMEONE TOUCHES ME.
I REALLY LOVE MY PERSONAL SPACE.
I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M NOT USED TO THAT,
BUT IT DEFINITELY, UH, WAS A TURNOFF.
- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INTIMACY?
- I FEEL LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT RIGHT AWAY.
- YOU HAVE, LIKE, A 90-DAY RULE OR SOMETHING?
- UM, IT'S MORE THAN A 90-DAY RULE. [laughs]
- REALLY? WOW. - YEAH.
- I MEAN, YOU ALMOST MADE IT SOUND LIKE
YOU WERE A *** OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU SAID IT.
LIKE, "I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE."
- NO, I AM. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT.
- YOU ARE? - YEAH.
- WHEN YOU TALK TO L'TESIA,
SHE SEEMS VERY INTELLIGENT. SHE HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY.
BUT SHE HAS TO REFINE HER MESSAGE.
SHE COMES OFF AS BEING OVERLY ***.
BUT THAT'S THE LAST THING SHE REALLY WANTS.
- I FEEL LIKE I COULD DRESS SEXY AND, YOU KNOW,
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE THE-- THE FIRST THING...
[cell phone vibrating]
- OH... - ON YOUR MIND.
WE COULD STILL TALK AND CONNECT.
- 'SCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.
I'M SORRY, THAT'S ONE OF MY--
ONE OF MY GUYS WHO WORKS FOR ME IS, LIKE, TEXTING ME.
- REALLY? - BUT--
- KINDA RUDE, BUT...
- I'M SORRY.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THOSE THINGS HAVE TO--
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE A TIME AND A PLACE.
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO HAVE BALANCE IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE WORKING WHILE YOU'RE OUT ON A DATE.
LIKE, IF WE'RE OUT DOING SOMETHING,
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA ALWAYS BE ON YOUR PHONE?
- SO FORGIVE ME. DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
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♪ ♪
- COMING UP...
- THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE, SO I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING--
- I KNOW, IT'S THE FIRST DATE.
IT'S LIKE, AT LEAST ON THE FIRST DATE, YOU KNOW--
- I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, 'CAUSE IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME.
- NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME EITHER.
- WITH YOU, MEN ARE CAPTURED SEXUALLY, NOT MENTALLY.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANT SHAY TO SHOW A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE.
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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♪ ♪
- I'M SORRY, IT'S ONE OF MY--
ONE OF MY GUYS WHO WORKS FOR ME IS, LIKE, TEXTING ME.
- REALLY? - BUT--
- KINDA RUDE, BUT... - I'M SORRY.
- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE.
- SO FORGIVE ME. DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
- OKAY. I GUESS.
- OR YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MAN?
- WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE WITH ME, YEAH,
YOUR PHONE SHOULD BE ON SILENT,
AND YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING AND LISTENING TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
THAT'S A VERY BIG TURNOFF,
IS SOMEONE WHO PICKS UP THEIR PHONE WHILE WE'RE ON A DATE.
- WELL, I DIDN'T PICK UP A PHONE CALL.
THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY RUDE.
- I MEAN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL. YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
IT'S LIKE, PUT YOUR PHONE ON SILENT, YOU KNOW...
- WELL, THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE, SO I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING--
- I KNOW, IT'S THE FIRST DATE.
IT'S LIKE, AT LEAST ON THE FIRST DATE, YOU KNOW,
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE.
- I'M FEELING LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF OFFENDED BY IT,
AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
- OKAY, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO APOLOGIZE.
I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO NOT BE RUDE AND NOT PULL IT OUT
AND SAY THAT YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
- PEOPLE GET TEXT MESSAGES. IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S COMMON.
MAYBE IT'S NOT THE MOST APPROPRIATE THING TO DO,
BUT IT HAPPENED,
AND SHE WOULD NOT LET IT GO.
I RECOGNIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO YOU
AND HOW IT OFFENDED YOU, AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- YOU'RE SHUTTING ME DOWN RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, YOU'RE LOOKING AWAY, YOU'RE KINDA DEJECTED ALREADY
OR SOMETHING. I'M SORRY, I MEAN...
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
ARE WE STILL, LIKE, HERE, OR I MEAN...
- YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON YOUR PHONE, YOU SHOULD FOCUS--
YOU SHOULD REALLY BE ALL SO-- WE SHOULD BE SO HERE
THAT YOUR PHONE COULD BE RINGING
AND YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
- SO APOLOGY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I JUST HAVE TO-- - MM-HMM.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, I JUST GOTTA--
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, 'CAUSE IT'S JUST--
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME. - NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME EITHER.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- TODAY I'M GONNA MEET WITH L'TESIA
TO TALK ABOUT THE DATE WITH GEORGE.
NOW, SHE DON'T REALIZE
THAT GEORGE HAS ALREADY GIVEN ME THE LOWDOWN.
I JUST WANNA HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.
I AM VERY INTERESTED IN KNOWING HOW YOUR DATE WENT.
- IT, UM...
IT STARTED OFF GOOD. - OKAY.
- I WAS--AS I WAS SHOWING HIM MY NAILS,
HE TOOK MY HAND AND KISSED ME ON THE HAND.
- OKAY.
- NOW, I KNOW, THAT'S LIKE, OH, YOU KNOW,
SOME GIRLS MIGHT LIKE THAT.
- MM-HMM. - OR WHATNOT,
BUT IT JUST REALLY THREW ME OFF, AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
IT WAS A TURNOFF. - MM-HMM.
- AND THAT WAS KIND OF STRIKE ONE FOR ME.
- OKAY. - SO THEN, UH, IT CONTINUED.
WE WERE TALKING MORE.
AS WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SPEAKING,
HIS PHONE WENT OFF... - MM-HMM.
- AND HE TOOK HIS PHONE OUT,
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, WELL, THAT'S RUDE.
SO AFTER THAT, I WAS JUST COMPLETELY TURNED OFF,
AND I WASN'T FEELING IT.
- SO THAT WAS IT FOR L'TESIA.
A MAN YOUR HAND AND THAT'S A WRAP?
AND HE LOOKED AT A TEXT MESSAGE,
AND IT WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY OVER.
LOOSEN UP.
I'M GONNA BRING SOMEBODY DOWN FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY.
- OKAY? - YEAH.
[chuckles]
I WAS REALLY IN DISBELIEF.
I WAS EMBARRASSED, TO BE HONEST.
- HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW'S IT GOING? - OKAY.
- I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
- HAVE A SEAT, GEORGE.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, GEORGE IS MY DATE COACH.
- I'VE BEEN LIED TO. - THAT WASN'T REALLY A DATE.
THAT WAS REALLY TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD ACT ON A DATE.
- OH, GOSH.
TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS THE DATING COACH,
THAT REALLY SURPRISED ME, THAT REALLY SHOCKED ME.
I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
- INITIALLY, I THINK WE STARTED OFF PRETTY GOOD.
WE WERE STRIKING UP SOME CHEMISTRY.
AND YOU JUST KINDA WENT SOUTH ON ME.
THE THINGS I DID WERE ALL INTENTIONAL
TO SEE WHAT YOUR REACTION WOULD BE.
LIKE KISSING YOUR HAND.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE NECESSARILY COMFORTABLE
WITH THAT OR NOT,
BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY YOU COULD'VE HANDLED THAT.
AS OPPOSED TO THE WAY YOU DID HANDLE THAT.
YOU KINDA SHUT ME DOWN.
I CHECKED MY PHONE.
I AM A BUSINESS OWNER. I AM A VERY BUSY PERSON.
I DIDN'T RESPOND TO THE TEXT MESSAGE...
- MM-HMM. - OKAY?
AND I APOLOGIZED TO YOU FOUR TIMES.
- FOUR TIMES.
- WE'RE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
SO THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR YOU
TO BE SO DEFENSIVE OR ARGUMENTATIVE WITH ME.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN A CONFRONTATION,
PARTICULARLY ON A FIRST DATE.
EVERY WOMAN WALKS WITH A MESSAGE.
YOUR MESSAGE IS POLAR OPPOSITE
OF THE ONE YOU'RE TRYING TO PROJECT.
I DUBBED YOU AS L'TEASE-YOU.
BECAUSE YOU WERE DRESSED SO PROVOCATIVE ON OUR DATE.
- HERE'S THE THING ABOUT L'TESIA.
SHE HAS SOME CONTROL ISSUES.
IF SHE DOES NOT FOLLOW MY ADVICE,
SHE'S GONNA BE THE OLDEST *** IN MIAMI.
WELL, WHAT I THINK--YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO UPTIGHT.
I JUST DON'T THINK A LITTLE KISS ON YOUR HAND
SHOULD JUST SEND YOU IN A RAGE LIKE THAT.
- I UNDERSTAND, BUT I JUST-- I LIKE MY PERSONAL SPACE.
- I UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE I LIKE MINE TOO.
MY THING IS IS THAT, OKAY, HE KISSED YOU ON THE HAND.
"YOU'RE SO FUNNY." AND KEEP IT MOVING.
- YEAH.
- BUT FOR THAT TO BE SUCH A MAJOR TURNOFF LIKE THAT...
- MM-HMM. - I JUST DON'T GET IT.
IN MY MIND, THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU
TO JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES DURING A FIRST DATE.
- YEAH. - YOU'RE VERY SEXY.
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DRESS.
VERY SEXY. OKAY?
- I LOVE MY ***. - OKAY.
AND YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM.
AND I'M NOT SAYING DON'T LOVE THEM.
BUT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE YOU FOR THIS.
- MM-HMM. - OKAY?
AND REALLY GET TO KNOW YOU.
AND NOT BE DISTRACTED BY YOUR ASSETS.
IT'S OKAY TO SHOW A LITTLE CLEAVAGE,
BUT NOT THE WHOLE DAMN ***. OKAY?
- BUT I MEAN, IS THIS--
THIS IS STILL TOO MU--
THIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED TOO MUCH?
- YOU DON'T WANT A PERSON
LOOKING AT YOU-- "AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
- [laughs] - AND WHAT--
YOU KNOW, AND THE ONLY THING THEY SEE IS THAT.
- I LOVE TO SHOW MY GIRLS OFF,
AND NATALIE TOLD ME THAT, UM, MAYBE I SHOULD COVER 'EM UP,
BUT I JUST FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GOT 'EM, FLAUNT 'EM.
- YOU CAME TO ME WITH PROBLEMS, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
- LET ME HELP YOU SOLVE THEM.
AND THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT. HUG? - HUG.
- ALL RIGHT.
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♪ ♪
- I NEVER HAD A BLIND DATE BEF-- OR, YEAH, I HAVE ONE TIME.
- HELLO.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - SHAY.
- SHAY, HOW YOU DOING? I'M KEVIN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD.
NATALIE TOLD ME, FIRST OFF,
THAT SHAY WAS A BIT OF A FREAK, YOU COULD SAY.
JUST OUT THERE AND DITZY AND WILD.
AND SO I WANNA SEE IF SHE'S DISPLAYING
ANY OF THE TRAITS THAT NATALIE DESCRIBED TO ME.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ISRAELI AND BRAZILIAN.
- WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE YOU'VE BEEN DOWN HERE?
- I'M GOING TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW
FOR LASER HAIR REMOVAL.
- OKAY.
- I WANNA BUILD AN EMPIRE. THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR.
- ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S ATTRACTIVE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT YET,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
BUT IT'S THERE.
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.
- SO THEN, WHAT THINGS DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
- WELL, I LIKE TO GO AND CHILL AND DRINK WINE.
- YEAH? - YES.
LIKE, I GO OUT. - DO YOU GO OUT?
- I LIKE SEEING LIVE BANDS. - YEAH, ME TOO.
- I DON'T DRINK AS MUCH ANYMORE,
BUT THAT NEVER STOPS ME FROM HAVING FUN.
- I'M NOT A BIG DRINKER.
- NO? OKAY. - NO.
- THAT'S COOL.
- I DON'T GET, LIKE, SLOPPY OR ANYTHING.
- THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
NO ONE ENJOYS A SLOPPY DRUNK.
I'M A GUY, I LOVE THE PHYSICAL, YOU KNOW, ATTRACTION OF WOMEN,
BUT I LOVE A GOOD CONVERSATION.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BEYOND THAT,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE TRYING TO START DATING SOMEBODY.
- COMING UP...
- WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME TO BE INTIMATE WITH A YOUNG LADY?
- THE FIRST DATE? - WHAT?
- KEVIN IS MY DATE COACH.
- YOU LIED TO ME! WHAT THE [bleep]?
I HATE [bleep] SURPRISES.
- WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
- OH, MY GOD, HE'S GONNA TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF.
- MY GOODNESS.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- HI, SHAY, HOW ARE YOU?
DID I INTRODUCE YOU TO GEORGE?
GEORGE IS MY DATE COACH.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, GEORGE.
- HE'S ONE OF MY DATE COACHES. - YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU. - MY PLEASURE.
- I'M MEETING WITH SHAY TO GO OVER HER FAKE DATE WITH KEVIN.
OKAY, SO, SHAY, LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
EXACTLY HOW THE DATE WENT.
- HE JUST SEEMS BORING TO ME.
LIKE, I WAS BORED.
- SO DID YOU FIND IT HARD TO HAVE CONVERSATION WITH HIM?
- UM...
WE TALKED ABOUT, UM...
LIKE, WHEN, UM...
- THERE HAD TO BE SOMETHING YOU TALKED ABOUT.
- UM...
I WAS BORED.
- SHAY REALLY COULD NOT TELL ME
WHY HER AND KEVIN DID NOT HIT IT OFF.
"HE'S BORING. HE'S NOT FOR ME."
I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT SHAY
WOULD'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO KEVIN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE KEVIN AGAIN?
- I DON'T WANNA SEE KEVIN AGAIN.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME WAS KEVIN.
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY-- - I FORGOT.
- LISTEN, SHAY, HOT, DITZY, AND CLUELESS
IS JUST NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE.
SHE'S SO DAMN CLUELESS.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
KEVIN! - [bleep]. OH, [bleep].
KEVIN! [laughs]
- [laughs]
- I WAS JUST FINISHED TALKING [bleep] ABOUT YOU,
AND THEN YOU JUST POPPED UP.
- I'M EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW? - WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
- SO, SHAY, LET ME EXPLAIN WHO KEVIN IS.
KEVIN IS MY DATE COACH.
- OH, SO WAIT, YOU'RE A DATE COACH ALSO?
- UH-HUH. - I AM.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP. - [laughs]
- SO YOU LIED TO ME!
[laughter] WHAT THE [bleep]?
I HATE [bleep] SURPRISES, OKAY?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
- CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE DATE, KEVIN?
- I CAN.
I NOTICED THAT WHEN I'D ASK QUESTIONS,
IT SEEMED LIKE I WAS GETTING A LOT OF VAGUE ANSWERS.
IT WAS LIKE SHE WAS JUST HOLDING BACK EVERYTHING,
BEING SOMETHING DIFFERENT,
NOT WANTING TO EXPOSE WHO SHE REALLY IS.
AND IF I'M ASKING QUESTIONS BUT GETTING NO FEEDBACK,
THEN MY MIND'S GONNA CLICK OFF
OF WANTING TO BUILD A RELATIONSHIP
AND GO STRAIGHT INTO WANTING TO HAVE SOME CASUAL SEX.
- NOW, WITH YOU,
MEN ARE CAPTURED SEXUALLY, NOT MENTALLY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
AND ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT
IS FOR MEN TO COME INTO YOUR LIFE
AND ONLY SEE YOU FOR ONE THING.
SHE'S JUST ACCEPTED GUYS
LOOKING AT HER FOR ONE REASON, FOR THE MOST PART.
SEX. S-E-X.
IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO REALLY FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL, CORRECT?
- RIGHT.
- 'CAUSE REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST *** HE'S HAD, OKAY?
I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH TO SHAY.
DON'T BE SO DITZY.
IT MIGHT BE A STRETCH, BUT AT LEAST TRY.
NOW, SHAY, AS WE MOVE FORWARD,
I NEED YOU TO HAVE CONVERSATION.
I NEED YOU TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS.
IT'S JUST, "SO WHERE YOU FROM?
"WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION? HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOING THAT?
YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS?"
ARE YOU WITH ME ON THAT?
- M'KAY, I'LL TRY MY BEST. - OKAY. YOU WILL.
I KNOW YOU WILL.
BUT THE THING IS I DON'T KNOW IF SHAY IS CAPABLE OF THAT.
I HOPE SO.
SO ARE YOU WITH ME? - YEAH, I AM.
- AND YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME?
- I WILL, I'LL TRY.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS WRONG ON THE DATE,
SO I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE DIFFERENT NOW.
- CAN I GET A HUG? - YES.
both: [laugh]
- YOU ARE SO CUTE.
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♪ ♪
HELLO. HI. - HELLO.
HOW YOU DOING? - HOW ARE YOU?
NOW, AS PART OF MY PROCESS,
IT'S TIME FOR WHAT I CALL THE FOCUS GROUP.
GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. - HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AS WELL.
- I'VE GOT THREE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS
PICKED OUT FROM MY FILES.
I PUT MY CLIENTS BEHIND THIS ONE-WAY MIRROR
SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY OBSERVE ME INTERVIEWING THESE MEN.
THIS PROCESS IS DESIGNED TO HELP THEM LEARN
HOW TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES.
I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN FOR L'TESIA
WHO'S WILLING TO BE SEXUALLY PATIENT
AS WELL AS A MAN WHO WILL HELP HER
LOOSEN UP AND BE LESS UPTIGHT.
AS ALWAYS, THE FINAL CHOICE IS UP TO ME.
- I COULD DO THIS EVERY DAY.
[laughs]
- MARKEEM, WHEN DO YOU THINK IS THE RIGHT TIME
TO BE INTIMATE WITH A YOUNG LADY FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME?
- PEOPLE PLACE TOO MUCH KIND OF EMPHASIS ON SEX.
AND IT'S JUST NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL SOMETIMES.
I DON'T, LIKE, BASE MY LIFE AROUND IT.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. EDWIN.
- THERE'S NO THREE MONTHS, FOUR MONTHS.
IT'S BETWEEN YOU TWO.
- OKAY.
- MARKEEM. - YES.
- WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
- OH, YEAH, TURN UP THAT QUESTION.
- OOF, WOW. DO I REALLY HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?
UM, PROBABLY ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.
- IS SHE JUST A FRIEND? - YEAH, SHE'S A FRIEND.
- OKAY, SO IF SHE WAS TO SEE YOU WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
SHE WOULDN'T GET UPSET WITH YOU?
- I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S JUST MUTUAL.
IT'S JUST A KIND OF FUN THING.
- YOU JUST BOTH WAS GETTING YOUR GROOVE ON.
- EXACTLY. YEAH. - YEAH, OKAY.
- VERY HONEST, THIS GUY. - I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THAT!
BRANDON? - THE CAR RIDE UP.
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. [laughter]
- WOW.
- SEVEN MONTHS AGO. SEVEN MONTHS.
- SEVEN MONTHS AGO.
AND YOU? - UH, PROBABLY A WEEK.
- A WEEK? OH, YOU JUST GOT SOME.
WOW.
AND WHAT IS SHE TO YOU?
- UM, SHE'S A NEW FRIEND.
- A NEW FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. THAT'S WHAT HE MEANS.
- WHEN I WAS TALKING TO EDWIN,
I JUST SAW A BROTHER THAT'S JUST RELAXED.
- I DO KNOW MYSELF. - MM-HMM.
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE IN A WOMAN, SO...
- MM-HMM. - THERE'S NO DOUBT
I'D SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET
AS SOON AS WE SHOWED UP. - GOT IT.
WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC DATE YOU'VE TAKEN A GIRL ON?
- SOUTH POINTE PARK. A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT-- ABOUT THE BUILDINGS THERE
BEING AN ARCHITECT, WHATNOT.
WALKING AROUND, JUST SO MANY CORNERS...
- MM-HMM. - TO REFLECT, BE QUIET,
AND TO BE ROMANTIC. - OKAY.
- THAT'S GOOD. - MM-HMM.
- BRANDON, WHAT IS A DEAL BREAKER WITH A WOMAN FOR YOU?
- BAD HYGIENE.
- BAD HYGIENE. - YES.
- FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU SAY HYGIENE, LIKE WHAT?
- UH, STRANGE SMELLS. [laughter]
IT'S HOT IN MIAMI. LET'S JUST KEEP IT--
IT'S HOT IN MIAMI.
IT-- - RIGHT.
- IT JUST-- - TURN OFF, HUH?
- UGH. - I KNOW.
I'M--I'M THE SAME WAY. - DEFINITELY.
DEFINITELY. - I GET IT.
BRANDON, HE'S A VERY SWEET GUY. I LOVE HIS SENSE OF HUMOR.
OKAY, GUYS. THIS HAS BEEN A PLEASURE.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TAKE CARE.
- BYE, GUYS.
- SEE YOU LATER. - OKAY.
THE TWO GUYS THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT
VERY, VERY HEAVY WILL BE
EDWIN, AS WELL AS MARKEEM.
- NATALIE. - HI, L'TESIA.
- HEY. - HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW'S IT GOING? - GREAT.
WAS THAT FUN? - THAT WAS FUN.
THAT WAS INTERESTING. - THAT WAS FUN, HUH?
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
WE HAVE EDWIN, BRANDON. WE HAVE MARKEEM.
NOW, WHO DO YOU LIKE?
- EDWIN. EDWIN WAS COOL.
- OKAY. - I LIKED EDWIN.
- WELL, GUESS WHO I SELECTED ON YOUR BEHALF?
- WHO DID YOU SELECT?
[ding] - EDWIN.
- YAY! [laughter]
I'M EXCITED THAT NATALIE CHOSE EDWIN.
I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY, I WOULD SAY, MY FIRST CHOICE.
THE HEIGHT WAS A GO, UH,
HE'S CHARMING, CONFIDENT. SO, UH, YEAH,
NATALIE, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.
- JUST INTERVIEWING HIM, I FEEL HE'S A GREAT GUY.
I FEEL THAT THERE'S A LITTLE EDGE ON HIM
THAT WOULD KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES
A LITTLE BIT. - OKAY.
- JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SWAG THERE, BUT GOOD SWAG.
I THINK THAT EDWIN, HE'S A GENTLEMAN.
AND I THINK THAT HE WILL RESPECT
AND UNDERSTAND HER DECISION TO BE A ***.
I WANT YOU TO GO ON YOUR DATE.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN. - MM-HMM.
- I WANT YOU TO ENJOY IT. I WANT YOU TO RELAX.
IF HE DECIDES TO DO SOMETHING SWEET OR SPECIAL,
DON'T GET OFFENDED, DON'T GET UPTIGHT.
WHEN YOU COME OFF SO UPTIGHT AND SO--[growls],
MEN TEND TO WITHDRAW FROM THAT, AND THEY AUTOMATICALLY BE LIKE,
"GOSH, I JUST WAS TRYING TO DO--"
YOU UNDERSTAND? - YEAH.
- AND THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO PORTRAY.
REMEMBER, I WANT YOU TO JUST TONE IT DOWN.
LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS REALLY A CUTE OUTFIT.
- MM-HMM.
- BUT ALL WE NEED TO DO IS JUST BUTTON THAT ONE UP.
- BUTTON UP? [laughs]
- IT'S OKAY TO HAVE THE CLEAVAGE, BUT JUST--YOU KNOW--
- JUST A LITTLE BIT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WHOLE LOT.
- ONE MORE BUTTON. ONE MORE BUTTON.
- LIKE I SAY, BECAUSE THE MAIN THING THAT I WANT
EDWIN-- TO SEE YOU FOR HERE.
COMING UP... - ON THE DATE, WE'RE OUTSIDE.
I HAD TO WEAR A TANK TOP,
SO THE GIRLS ARE GONNA SHOW A LITTLE BIT.
HI. - I'M DISTRACTED NOW.
- I REALLY WANT SHAY TO SHOW A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE.
JUST A LITTLE BIT. - GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
[bleep] YEAH!
- I RECRUIT WHEREVER I SEE A PLETHORA OF GOODNESS.
HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- SHAWN. - ELLIOT.
- ELLIOT. HI!
YOU GUYS LOOK SO NICE.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.
- ARE YOU EMPLOYED? - YES.
- ARE YOU INDEPENDENT? DO YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?
- YEAH. - DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOME?
- NO, NOT YET. I'M WORKING ON IT.
- DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CAR? - NO, NO, NO, NO.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A [bleep] CAR? - NO.
- THAT'S ONE THING YOU NEED TO HAVE!
- I HEAR THAT, I HEAR THAT. I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- BUT I LIKE YOU. - THANK YOU.
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
NOW IT'S TIME FOR SHAY'S FOCUS GROUP.
I'M GONNA FIND HER A MAN WHO ISN'T JUST OUT FOR A *** CALL.
HE'S GOT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION WITH SHAY,
AND LET HER SHOW ANOTHER SIDE OF HERSELF.
- I'M EXCITED.
THEY ALL LOOK GOOD. - LET'S DO IT.
JORDAN, WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU?
- TO ME, LOVE IS WHAT MY PARENTS HAVE RIGHT NOW,
AND HAVE HAD FOR THE PAST 46 YEARS, YOU KNOW?
- MANNY? - LOVE IS, UH...
LOVE IS MY DAD AT THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW WITH MY MOM.
- AWW. - DESCRIBE THE PERFECT WOMAN.
- SOMEONE RESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW? - MM-HMM.
- THAT'S HUGE TO ME, YOU KNOW? - MM-HMM.
- RESPECTING YOU AND-- - HOW ABOUT NO.
- MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GENUINE.
YOU KNOW, A TRUTHFUL PERSON.
- OH, I LIKE HIM, MANNY.
- FIRST OFF, SHE HAS TO BE LOYAL AND TRUSTWORTHY.
- HE LOOKS NICE. - BUT I WANT A WOMAN
THAT'S CONFIDENT IN HER BODY, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S SEXY TO ME. - I LIKE HIM.
- WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A FIRST DATE?
- SOMETHING LIKE A PADDLEBOARDING SESSION.
- YOU KNOW, WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO.
SHE WANTS TO GO TO AN ART MUSEUM,
WE CAN SWITCH IT UP AND DO THAT. SO IT'S WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?
- MAYBE HIT UP, LIKE, A LITTLE LOUNGE,
SOME NICE, SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING-- LIVE. ALWAYS LIVE.
- OH, HE'S GOOD. I LIKE HIS QUESTIONS.
I MEAN, HIS ANSWERS.
- NATHANIEL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DIAGNOSED
WITH A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE?
- NO, NOT AT ALL. - ALL RIGHT.
- WHY DOES HE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT?
THAT'S A NO FOR SURE, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S A [bleep] NO.
- JORDAN, WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
- WHAT DO I BRING TO THE TABLE? - MM-HMM.
- YOU WANT TO SEE? - YES.
- OH, MY GOD, HE'S GONNA TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF.
- DO IT, COME ON.
OPEN UP QUICKLY! OH, MY GOODNESS.
- EH, WELL, HE'S OKAY. - NATHANIEL...
WHY SHOULD I SELECT YOU?
- I CAN GIVE HER EXPERIENCES
THAT SHE MOST LIKELY HAS NEVER HAD BEFORE.
- HOW ABOUT NO FOR YOU, BROTHER.
- MANNY. - YEP.
- WHY SHOULD I SELECT YOU AS ONE OF MY SUITABLE MALE CANDIDATES?
- I'M JUST A VERY AMBITIOUS PERSON, VERY PASSIONATE.
THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING THAT I SAY NO TO.
- OKAY, GUYS, WELL THIS ENDS OUR INTERVIEWING SESSION.
THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING.
BYE-BYE.
HI, SHAY, HOW ARE YOU? - HI.
HOW ARE YOU? - HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK PRETTY. - THANKS, SAME TO YOU.
- SAME HERE.
WASN'T THAT GREAT? - YES.
- AT WAS FUN, RIGHT? - YEAH, IT WAS EXCITING.
- AND THEN IT GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHO THESE GUYS ARE.
- ALL RIGHT. - SO LET'S GET TO THE POINT.
JORDAN. - HIS BODY IS GORGEOUS, YEAH.
- AMAZING, RIGHT? - YEAH, VERY NICE.
- YEAH.
NATHANIEL? - YEAH, NO.
THAT'S--THAT'S A NO-NO. - WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
- HE HAD TO THINK ABOUT
IF HE HAS ANY *** DISEASES.
LIKE, YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT.
YOU SAY NO RIGHT AWAY. LIKE, I'M SORRY.
- MANNY?
- HE NEEDS TO WORK OUT MORE. - YEAH, YOU FEEL
HE NEEDS TO WORK OUT. - YEAH.
- DEFINE HIS BODY A LITTLE BIT MORE.
- YES, YES, DEFINITELY. - YEAH, GOT THAT.
WELL, HERE'S THE THING-- WHO I'VE SELECTED
FOR YOUR FIRST DATE... - OKAY.
- IS MANNY. - REALLY?
- REALLY. YES, I DID.
THE THING ABOUT MANNY, THERE IS SOME MEAT THERE.
THERE'S SOME STABILITY THERE.
HE'LL BE ABLE TO ENGAGE SHAY IN ACTUAL CONVERSATION.
IT MIGHT BE A FIRST TIME FOR SHAY.
YOU CAN SIT DOWN WITH HIM AND REALLY
HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?
- RIGHT. OKAY. - IN ADDITION TO HIM
BEING THAT PERSON THAT IS FUN
AND OUTGOING AND THINGS THAT YOU LIKE TO DO.
RIGHT? - RIGHT.
- SO WHAT I NEED FOR YOU TO DO ON THIS DATE,
I NEED YOU TO OPEN UP.
I NEED YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS.
I NEED YOU TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, OKAY?
BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO TELL
IF THERE'S ANY SORT OF CHEMISTRY,
IF YOU GUYS ARE VIBING. YOU KNOW, I REALLY
WANT SHAY TO SHOW A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE.
I MEAN, JUST A LITTLE BIT. AS MUCH AS SHE MAY HAVE.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET THIS IMPRESSION OF YOU
LIKE THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE,
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?
- RIGHT. - WHAT I THINK SHAY
NEEDS TO DO, FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,
SHE NEEDS TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE
BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED WITH THEM.
BECAUSE I DO HAVE A STRONG FEELING IN MY GUT
THAT SHE'S JUMPING INTO BED WITH THEM FIRST
AND NOT KNOWING THEM.
AND THEY'LL WAKE UP AND SAY, "WHO ARE YOU?"
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.
[laughter]
- LISTEN, UM... - YOU'RE MANNY, RIGHT?
- WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME MENUS OUT HERE.
- MENUS? [laughs] - OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M MANNY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - SHAY.
- AWESOME, SHAY, YOU WANT TO TAKE A SEAT?
- YEAH. - COOL.
- MANNY IS A GOOD-LOOKING GUY,
AND I'M GONNA DO MY BEST
TO FOLLOW NATALIE'S RULES ON THIS DATE.
- I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU.
- SO YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A PICTURE OF ME OR NOTHING?
- NOTHING AT ALL.
FIRST TIME. - THAT'S GOOD.
DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE SO FAR? - ABSOLUTELY.
- DO YOU LIKE LIVING IN MIAMI?
- I DO. - YEAH?
- IT'S, UH--IT'S PRETTY AWESOME. - IT IS.
- ESPECIALLY AS A MUSICIAN, WHICH I AM, BY THE WAY.
- YOU PLAY GUITAR OR WHAT ONE?
- I PLAY A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING.
- I HAVE A GUITAR, ACTUALLY.
- YOU JUST SEE IT, FROM A DISTANCE,
BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY IT.
- NO, I TRIED...
- YEAH. - AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
YOU CAN TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY GUITAR?
- ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. - OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
AS I'M TALKING TO MANNY, I COULD HEAR NATALIE
IN MY HEAD TELLING ME WHAT TO SAY
AND TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO? - I'M A HAIR STYLIST.
WHEN I GET A LOT OF MONEY, I WANT TO OPEN MY OWN,
UM, WHATCHAMACALLIT.
THE DOG SHELTER. - OKAY.
- FOR NEUTERING. I WANT TO NEUTER A LOT OF DOGS.
I'M GOING INTO MEDICAL FIELD ALSO.
- OH, WOW. - SO I'M--I'M--
- JACK OF ALL TRADES. THAT'S AWESOME.
- I'M GOING, UM-- I MODEL ALSO, SOMETIMES.
- NICE. - I HATE WHEN PEOPLE, LIKE,
HEAR--YOU ASK THEM, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"
AND THEY'LL BE LIKE, "OH, I'M A MODEL."
LIKE, ***, YOU'RE NOT A [bleep] MODEL.
LIKE, GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
LIKE, YOU'RE NOT A [bleep] MODEL.
- WOW.
- YES, I'LL TRY TO FOLLOW HER RULES AS MUCH AS I CAN,
BUT I'M STILL GONNA SWEAR, ALL THE TIME, SO [bleep] YEAH!
- FOR YOU. - OH. SURE, THANKS.
- CHING CHING. - WHAT DO WE DRINK TO?
- UM, TO LIFE AND, UM...
- NEW EXPERIENCES. - AND...
YES, NEW EXPERIENCES. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COOL.
WELL, CHEERS. - OKAY.
- BY THE WAY, I HAVE REALLY BAD NERVES.
- [sighs] - THAT'S WHY I HOLD THIS WITH
TWO HANDS, BECAUSE I'M THE GUY THAT SPILLS EVERYTHING.
- I NEVER MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF. - THAT'S GOOD.
- ONLY ON MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH COMES ONCE A YEAR IN THE--
- FOR MOST PEOPLE.
- I DEFINITELY TRIED TO LISTEN IN THE DATE--
ON THE DATE. UM, I ASKED HIM QUESTIONS.
HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A CRUISE BEFORE?
- I WORKED ON A CRUISE.
- REALLY? - UH-HUH.
- FOR WHAT? - PLAYING IN AN ORCHESTRA.
- WOW. - THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T--
- YOU PLAYED THE ORCHESTRA? - YEAH.
WELL, NOT THE WHOLE ORCHESTRA... - WOW.
- JUST ONE INSTRUMENT. - THAT'S AWESOME.
- YEAH, IT'S REALLY NICE. - SO, YOU COME HERE
ALL THE TIME? - I WISH.
- I GO TO THE NUDE BEACH.
YEAH. - YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...
DID YOU PARK AROUND HERE? - YES.
- LET'S GO, I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR.
- ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD. - WHICH WAY? THIS WAY?
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT.
- I WAS LISTENING TO NATALIE'S ADVICE,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE MORE RELAXED.
I LOVE TO SHOW-- SHOW MY GIRLS OFF,
BUT AFTER SPEAKING WITH NATALIE, I REALIZED, OKAY,
MAYBE SHOWING A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
SO I'M GONNA TRY TO TAKE HER ADVICE.
GOOD HIT.
- [laughs] THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
OH, MAN! I'M DISTRACTED NOW, MAN.
- HE'S DEFINITELY IN SHAPE.
I CAN SEE THE-- HE'S HOLDING THE BAT,
I CAN SEE SOME MUSCLES POPPING OUT OF THERE.
HE'S DEFINITELY MY TYPE.
HI, HOW YOU DOING? - EDDIE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- L'TESIA. - L'TESIA?
both: NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THE FIRST TIME I SEE YOU, YOU'RE SWEATING.
- YOU WANT TO GET IN THERE? 'CAUSE I'M WARM.
I'M READY TO GO.
- YEAH. - YOU FIRST.
- LET'S DO IT.
- THE BAT SHOULD BE STRAIGHT, LIKE THIS.
- EVEN WHEN HE CAME AND WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO USE THE BAT
AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW,
ACT STANDOFFISH OR ANYTHING.
SO I WAS DEFINITELY MORE RELAXED AND CALM, LIKE SHE SAID,
AND I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE LET HIM KISS MY HAND IF HE TRIED.
[grunting]
PHYSICALLY, IT WAS ALL THERE, SO I WAS ALREADY
READY TO LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY MENTALLY.
- LET ME TELL YOU MY FIRST IMPRESSION.
- OH, OKAY. - I TURN--I'M PLAYING,
I TURN AROUND AND I WAS THINKING,
"FOR REAL?" [laughter]
- SO, WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
- WHY AM I SINGLE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
- SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? - YEAH, YEAH.
AND I HAVE NOT FOUND IT YET.
SO I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE SINGLE
UNTIL I MEET THAT PERSON, SO.
- WHAT'S THE MOST EXCITING THING YOU EVER DID?
- DEPENDS ON WHAT AGE, MAN, 'CAUSE--
- ANY AGE. - AT A CERTAIN AGE--
I DON'T KNOW-- - JUST, IF YOU THINK ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT WAS, LIKE, THE MOST FUN THING THAT YOU DID,
WHAT WAS IT? - WELL, LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WAS PRETTY DAMN EXCITING, YOU KNOW?
BUT AFTER THAT, IT'S NOT SO EXCITING ANYMORE.
- I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO SAY THAT.
- I'M JUST SAYING THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
- BEING ON THE DATE WITH EDWIN, IT WAS--IT WAS--
IT WAS EFFORTLESS, SO THAT WAS DEFINITELY A PLUS.
I'M DEFINITELY--I COULD FEEL MYSELF CHANGING ALREADY,
AND IT WAS SUCCESSFUL, SO I'M DEFINITELY
MAKING SOME CHANGES, AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
[laughter]
- YOU WANT TO GET INTO--YOUR--
- HI, NATALIE. - HI, SHAY!
I CANNOT WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW SHAY AND MANNY'S DATE WENT.
HOW DID THE DATE GO?
- HE WAS VERY NICE AND VERY CARING.
- MM-HMM. - HE ASKED ME A LOT OF
PERSONAL QUESTIONS, WHICH WAS GOOD.
- AND WHEN YOU SAY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, LIKE WHAT?
- IT WAS INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
- YEAH, INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION, GOOD.
SO TELL ME, WERE THERE ANYTHING
ABOUT MANNY THAT YOU DID NOT LIKE?
- HE WAS A VERY CUTE GUY
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE THAT KIND OF CONNECTION.
- THE CHEMISTRY, YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THERE.
- CHEMISTRY, YEAH. - OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WENT WRONG?
- I THINK HE THINKS THAT I'M A CRAZY GIRL.
- WERE YOU BEING OUT THERE?
- I WAS JUST MYSELF. I ASKED HIM QUESTIONS.
MAYBE HE NEEDS OF-- MORE OF A OFFICE GIRL.
- RIGHT. - MAYBE HE NEEDS SOMEONE
THAT'S A LITTLE MORE CALM AND--
- I KNOW YOU'RE A FREAK IN THE SHEETS.
HOWEVER, WE DON'T WANT MEN TO GET THAT ASSUMPTION.
YOU FOLLOW ME WITH THAT, RIGHT?
YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT IT?
- NO, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
- SO, IS HE SOMEBODY YOU WILL
BE INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH AGAIN?
- YES, I MEAN, HE'S-- HE'S VERY CUTE AND...
- MM-HMM. - HE MAKES ME FEEL COMFORTABLE,
WHICH WAS GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE WOULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT ME THOUGH.
- REALLY? I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. - OKAY.
OH, NO. I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.
- ANNA, CAN YOU PLEASE SEND MANNY IN?
- [laughs] - THANK YOU.
[door opens]
- HI, MANNY, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, NATALIE, HOW ARE YOU?
VERY GOOD, AND YOURSELF? - YOU LOOK NICE AND HANDSOME.
- HI, SHAY, HOW ARE YOU? - HI.
HOW ARE YOU? - PRETTY GOOD.
- IS SHAY SOMEONE YOU WOULD WANT TO GO OUT WITH AGAIN?
- UM...
PROBABLY NOT.
- RIGHT.
- AS FAR AS, LIKE, SOME KIND OF KISMET VIBE THERE GOING ON...
- YEAH, IT JUST WASN'T THERE. - I MEAN, I DIDN'T,
PERSONALLY, FEEL THAT.
- YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT, SHAY, RIGHT?
- YEAH. I MEAN, HE'S COOL. WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
HE MIGHT HAVE A FRIEND THAT I COULD MEET ONE DAY.
- OKAY. - OH, WOW.
SHAY SAYS ALL THE WRONG THINGS! - AND I HAVE PLENTY.
- AAH! [laughs] - OH, MY GOODNESS.
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN, OKAY?
- ABSOLUTELY. WELL, THE PLEASURE WAS ALL MINE.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME IN. - SAME HERE. OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE, SHAY. - NICE TO SEE YOU.
I APPRECIATE MANNY BEING HONEST WITH ME,
BECAUSE MOST GUYS WOULD JUST WANT TO [bleep] OR SOMETHING.
- WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. - OKAY, GOOD.
- AND I KNOW I HAVE SOMEONE FOR YOU.
I JUST NEED YOU TO JUST CONTINUE TO FOLLOW MY RULES.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- SHAY, YOU WERE A DELIGHT. - THANK YOU.
- I THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN.
- I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
WHAT I LEARNED FROM THIS EXPERIENCE WAS...
DAMN, I HAVEN'T LEARNED [bleep].
- NO *** CALLS, OKAY?
- NO. - ALL RIGHT.
COMING UP... IS L'TESIA SOMEONE
YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE AGAIN?
- HI, L'TESIA! - HI.
- I HOPE THIS IS A GOOD CONVERSATION WE'RE GONNA HAVE.
- OKAY. - SO I'M GONNA SIT BACK...
- OKAY. - AND I'M GONNA RELAX...
- OKAY. - AND YOU GO.
- FIRST OFF, THE DATE WAS AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, I WALKED UP, AND HE JUST,
LIKE, SMILED AND KIND OF WAS BLUSHING AT FIRST.
- WOW. - SO I WAS LIKE,
"OH, HE'S SO CUTE."
HE WAS VERY, JUST, RELAXED,
YOU KNOW? - GOOD.
- I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HE WAS PUTTING ON AN ACT.
- VERY GENUINE. YEAH. - YEAH, VERY GENUINE AND--
I MEAN, HONESTLY, LIKE, I-I WAS ON CLOUD NINE
THE WHOLE DATE. - OH, THAT IS SO GOOD!
WHEN I HEAR MY CLIENT IS HAPPY
WITH A SELECTION THAT I'VE SELECTED ON THEIR BEHALF,
HONESTLY, AT TIMES, IT BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES.
AND WHAT DID YOU WEAR?
- YOU KNOW, I HAD A TANK TOP, SHORTS, AND SNEAKERS,
SO IT WAS REALLY CASUAL. - RIGHT.
- I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I WEAR A TANK TOP, YOU KNOW,
THEY STILL WANT TO PEEK OUT A LITTLE BIT.
- OKAY, OKAY. - BUT I DID WHAT YOU SAID.
I WAS RELAXED.
I WASN'T STANDOFFISH.
- YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK EDWIN THOUGHT?
- HE SAID THAT HE FELT LIKE I HAD MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT,
AND HE WAS SAYING REALLY POSITIVE THINGS.
I THINK THAT, FROM THE VIBE THAT I GOT FROM HIM, THAT HE--
HOPEFULLY IT'S A GOOD THING-- HE LIKES ME.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, L'TESIA? I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
- OKAY.
- ANNA, WILL YOU PLEASE SEND EDWIN IN FOR ME?
- OH, GOSH. HERE WE GO AGAIN.
LIKE, TELL ME THAT WAS A REAL DATE, OKAY?
IT'S HOT IN HERE.
- HI, EDWIN. - HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- HEY. - HOW YOU DOING?
- WOW, A KISS? - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- SO WHAT WAS YOUR OVERALL FEELING ABOUT THE DATE?
- I LIKE TO TALK. - YEAH.
THAT'S GOOD. - SO WE DID A LOT OF THAT.
- TALKING IS VERY GOOD. - AT LEAST TO START, YOU KNOW?
- I AGREE, AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL CONTINUE TALKING.
SO MY QUESTION IS,
IS L'TESIA SOMEONE YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE AGAIN?
- YES. YEAH. - YES!
YOU HEAR THAT, L'TESIA? [laughter]
WELL, I THINK WE HAVE A MATCH HERE.
AND THANKS TO WHO?
- IT'S YOU. - YOU.
- I WISH YOU GUYS THE VERY BEST.
- THANK YOU. - L'TESIA...
- THANK YOU. - YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
L'TESIA AND SHAY COULDN'T BE MORE DIFFERENT,
BUT IT FEELS LIKE BOTH OF THEM
ARE MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
SHAY LEARNED THAT SHE NEEDS
TO GET TO KNOW MEN ON A DEEPER LEVEL...
AND L'TESIA LEARNED TO LOOSEN UP AND NOT BE SO PICKY.
THESE TWO LADIES HAD GIVEN UP HOPE
ON FINDING LOVE, BUT THERE IS HOPE.
THERE IS NATALIE CLARICE.
ALL RIGHT.
ON THE NEXT FIND ME MY MAN...
YOU WEAR A DAMN SASH AND A CROWN.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THIS.
- THIS GIRL IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK.
DO YOU DRESS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME?
- YEAH. - PRINCESS WAS ALWAYS PICKED ON.
WHO'S THE UGLY DUCKLING NOW?
- SHE'S OVERCOMPENSATING.
- I DON'T TURN HEADS, I BREAK NECKS.
- IF YOU COULD BUILD A PERFECT MALE--
- INTELLIGENT, COMMUNITY-DRIVEN, HAS MORALS--
- OH, DAMN. - YOU'RE GONNA LOOK ME UP NOW?
- OH!
- YOU MAKE A PERSON LIKE YOU FOR YOU!