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I was recently in Leukerbad and had a problem
Everyone said, you should go and see
Hallo
Have you got a problem?
It's a long story
Yesterday I went hiking, it was really beautiful
Pristine nature, fabulous mountain scenery
To the right, birdsong
To the left, birdsong
Birdsong in Dolby Surround Sound
On one side, a stream with trout
Wow, what a sheep!
Oh - a wolf!
Easy peasy, I'm prepared for this
I, Julian aka MacGyver
In my element, ready for anything
Ueli Steck rucksack, Himalaya edition
With Swiss Army knife
GPS
firelighter
whipped cream
and a whistle
Something is missing...
Where is my mother, when I actually need her?
Hey Julian, don't forget your sun cream
There we go!
Protection factor 63
Proven to reduce wrinkles by 52%
Top three in consumer tests
Second-best protection against the sun
And number one is:
my favourite hat!
But my girlfriend doesn't like it at all
Not again!
What's wrong?
It stinks like a wet dog!
But wet dogs smell all cuddly
If you wear that hat one more time, I'm leaving you!
But she needn't know.
I am Will Smith, Ben Fogle 2.0
And I'll show these people right now
I say "Hallo"
And they say:
Strange - but what was Freddy saying about that?
Hallo
What do you mean, hallo?
Dude
In the Valais, you say "Salü"
Ah, in the Valais you say "Salü", of course
I'll have a go with "Salü"
I say "Salü"
They say:
Would you like a home-made sausage?
That’s the way I like it!
And then I see the waterfall
Eighth natural wonder of the world
So I stop to take a photo
Strike a pose, smile, mouth open, press
That's no good, I look a right cowboy
New photo, round two, in position, pose, all right!
Perfect, I'll post it straight on Facebook
Pictures like this get instant feedback
Upload, OK. Holiday in Leukerbad
Three seconds, three Likes. New record!
Yeah baby, full on
Priska says "Sexy hat"
Ueli goes for "Texas baby"
Sarah writes "Nice cap"
And then Hansi says "Julian, isn't that the hat that stinks like a wet dog?"
***, now I'm in trouble
What if my girlfriend sees it?
Ex-girlfriend, Julian!
She's seen it!
And now I'm here - no phone, no girlfriend.
With heartache, three things help:
First, a relaxing massage
Second, a Valais ice cream with plenty of whipped cream
Third, break three raw eggs on your head
Don't try to copy this at home
because it only ever works here in Leukerbad
Ludwig knows what's what