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I am euphoria Illwell Booth. I can see how one could miscontrue what happened as being my fault.
But it undoubtedly is not. It all started when the Piddles aquired a new neighbor.
Irina Poochkin, a Russian Diplomat and her Siberian Husky, Vladimir Poochkin.
Puddles began acting very odd, with dramatic mood swings.
Mrs. Piddles was clearly exasperated and gave me a ring on my tellie.
Euphoria: Hello??
Euphoria: Hello. Oh Puddles! Hello. Hi...
Puddles was clearly in an emotional state when I arrived.
Euphoria: Uh, Mrs. Piddle? Mrs. Piddle: Yes Dr. Booth? Euporia:How long as she been doing this for?
And the nieghbors just moved in next door? Perhaps you can have a play date for the two of them.
I assured her I was fluent in Russian.
Itchee (to go), Khah-Tyet (like/want), So-Baka (Female Dog), Kobel (Male dog), Seeka (***), Tee (you), Tcha, w-what is it? Svoy (My)
And emphasized that she must use the correct Russian term for dog.
Euphoria: You do know that I am charging by the hour for this? Mrs. Piddle: Oh. Seeka de svoy ti seeka?
Euphoria: Yes dear. Mrs. Piddle: Kobel.
Euphoria: Yes, yes dear.
Mrs. Piddle: Ok. Got it!
Irina: Hey!
Mrs. Piddle: Hi! Peggie!
(Spoken in Russian but translation below)
Mrs. Piddle: What was that for?
Irina: Stick it up your ***!
What the??!!