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Patrick: (Using his mouth as a megaphone) Can I have everybody's attention? (Everybody
surrounds closer to Patrick) I have to use the bathroom.
Ski Masked Thug: It's right over there. (Spots SpongeBob trying to take the key from him.
SpongeBob: Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. (Runs away)
(Inside the restroom, Patrick is whizzing. He finishes as SpongeBob comes in)
SpongeBob: Patrick. You call that a distraction?
Patrick: Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
SpongeBob: Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing. (SpongeBob pushes the soap dispenser
and bubbles came out.) Patrick, check it out!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Bubble party! (The duo parties with the bubbles. One floats
out of the restroom and into the Thug Tug bar)
Thug Tug Owner: Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!
Everybody in the Thug Tug: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied
patron in the bar.
Thug Tug Owner: That's right! So who blew it? So nobody knows.
(SpongeBob and Patrick burst bubbles)
Tough Guy #1: Maybe it was...
Thug Tug Owner: Shut up! (Throws a chair on him) Somebody in here ain't a real man. (Sees
SpongeBob and Patrick trying to sneak out) You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think
we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody line up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can
resist singing along to this. (The Goofy Goober theme song plays)
Patrick: SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song.
SpongeBob: I know. (SpongeBob and Patrick try to resist to sing along)
Goofy Goober (On record): Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
Tough Guy #2: (coughs)
Thug Tug Owner: It was you! You're the baby!
Tough Guy #2: No, no! I only coughed, I swear. (The owner eyes him)
Thug Tug Owner: DJ! Turn it up louder!
SpongeBob:(trying not to sing) Don't sing along, Patrick!
Patrick: I'm trying. Trying so hard. (The owner notices his and SpongeBob's struggle
and starts singing) Thug Tug Owner: I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
(SpongeBob and Patrick are about to sing, when some double-headed twins sing instead)
Double Headed Twins: Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
Thug Tug Owner:Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?
Double Headed Twins #1 and #2:It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at... Goofy,
goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!
Thug Tug Owner: Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! (All of the tough guys start
SpongeBob: Man, that was a close call.
Patrick: Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key)
SpongeBob: The key!
(He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get in, and drive away)