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- PREVIOUSLY, ON SHAHS OF SUNSET...
- YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY FRIEND LILLY.
- MJ ACTS LIKE SHE HATES HER,
BUT I THINK IT'S MORE OF A JEALOUSY THING.
- CHEERS. I APPRECIATE YOUR BIG NOSE.
- I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A JOB AT MCDONALD'S.
LEARN HOW TO FLIP A BURGER
AND SAY, "99¢, SIR."
- MY SISTER'S A ***.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT.
IF IT'S ABOUT THE BIG NOSE, I LOVE HIS BIG NOSE.
I'M VERY INVESTED IN THE PERSIAN NOSE BUSINESS.
- I WILL SHOW YOU [bleep]-- GET YOUR [bleep] HANDS OFF ME.
I WILL [bleep] YOUR [bleep] *** UP.
- ♪ CUT A LOT OF GIRLS, CUT A LOT OF CHECKS ♪
♪ THAT'S THE LIFE HERE ON SUNSET ♪
♪ RICH AND FAMOUS, I AM SUCCESS ♪
♪ MET HER AT LES DEUX, AND SHE DO LOVE SEX ♪
♪ I'MA SIP THIS, YOU DO THE REST ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO, YOU DO THE BEST ♪
♪ DO ME A FAVOR, LOSE THE DRESS ♪
♪ WE RUN L.A. ♪
- A TRUE PROFESSIONAL CAN GET DRUNK IN SIX MINUTES.
- GG KINDA WENT BANANAS YESTERDAY.
- HOW BAD? - IT WAS PRETTY BAD. SHE KINDA--
- SHE HIT ANYBODY?
- SHE WAS--SHE-- SHE ATTEMPTED.
- WHO'S COMING HERE TODAY?
- GG'S SUPPOSED TO COME BY, MJ'S COMING BY.
IS THAT A LITTLE RASCAL? - HI.
IS IT OKAY THAT I-- - OF COURSE.
- I WOULD'VE ASKED, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
- HEY, BUDDY. HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- DUDE, LOOK AT THESE GUYS.
- OMID WAS TELLING ME THE STORY ABOUT LAST NIGHT,
AND, YOU KNOW, ALL THE MAYHEM, AND--
DID YOU STAY ON ONE SIDE THE WHOLE WAY,
OR DID YOU PLAY BOTH SIDES?
- I TOOK GG'S SIDE,
BECAUSE I FELT LIKE ASA WAS MAKING MEAN COMMENTS.
ASA'S COMMENT ABOUT OMID'S BIG NOSE WAS NOT ONLY RUDE,
BUT SHE KEPT TALKING ABOUT IT, SHE KEPT TOASTING HIS BIG NOSE.
IT WAS BAD.
- GG IS MOSTLY IN THE WRONG... - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- BECAUSE SHE [bleep] FLIPS OFF AND GOES CRAZY,
JUST LIKE THAT. [snaps]
SHE'S SIDING WITH GG EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE
IS NOTICING THAT GG DID SOMETHING WRONG.
BUT HERE, MJ IS BACKING HER UP.
- I NEED TO GET MY FAT *** IN SHAPE.
WE JUST GOTTA KEEP DOING PARTIES
WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT OF STUFF TO EAT.
LIKE, UH, AT SHAWN'S HOUSE. [both laugh]
- WE'RE NEVER-- - LACK OF FOOD, DUDE.
I WASN'T ABLE TO HANG. I WAS SO HUNGRY.
- I'M SO GLAD YOU LEFT, BECAUSE YOU [bleep] MISSED
THE MOST EPIC [bleep]. - WHAT?
- DUDE, YOU KNOW SHE ATTACKED ME.
SHE STARTED TAKING OFF HER EARRINGS,
AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME?
I CAN BREAK YOU LIKE A [bleep] KRISPY CRACKER."
- I TURNED AROUND FOR TWO SECONDS,
JUST TO SHOOT THE BALL, I TURN AROUND,
SHE'S ON THE FLOOR, GG'S ON THE FLOOR.
- I WAS HONESTLY ON GG'S SIDE.
I'M NOT ANYMORE
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT SHE SHOULD GET VIOLENT WITH ASA.
- IT'S LIKE... - LIKE, SERIOUSLY?
ADULTS LIKE IN THEIR 30s CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION
THAT DOESN'T LEAD TO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?
- YOU CAN'T EXCUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BEHAVIOR
FOR BEING CRAZY ALL THE TIME.
INSTEAD OF YOU TALKING--
TALKING [bleep] SENSE INTO YOUR FRIEND,
YOU [bleep]-- YOU DECIDE TO TAKE SIDES?
MJ'S LIKE A FLIP-FLOPPER.
YESTERDAY AT THE BARBECUE, SHE'S STICKING UP FOR GG,
AND TODAY, THIS GIRL'S TRYING TO SPIN THINGS.
- WHAT I WAS REALLY
DISAPPOINTED ABOUT WAS MJ'S BEHAVIOR.
- WHEN MJ STARTS BACKING HER UP...
THAT'S JUST LIKE TWO KINDS OF CRAZY THAT I CAN'T HANDLE.
- YOU'RE TWO-FACED, MERCE. YOU'RE TWO-FACED.
- WHY CAN'T YOU BE ACCOUNTABLE
FOR THAT YOU'RE MEAN TO PEOPLE SOMETIMES?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING ALL THIS.
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MJ WAS STANDING BEHIND GG,
BACKING HER UP ON ALL OF IT.
I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN MJ.
- BUT IT'S LIKE I DON'T TR-- I CAN'T TRUST HER.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS, LIKE--
- SHE FLIP-FLOPS. SHE DOES.
BUT I CANNOT BE AROUND GG.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
GG IS LIKE A PET SNAKE.
A VENOMOUS PET SNAKE.
THEY'RE PRETTY, YOU CAN FEED THEM,
YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THEM,
BUT EVENTUALLY, THAT SNAKE WILL GET YOU.
- HEY!
- HI.
I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD BRING DOGGIES.
- I DIDN'T ASK.
- YOU DIDN'T ASK?
- UH-UH. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, BURGER OR DOG?
- I WANT BEER.
- I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING GG COME INTO THE BARBECUE
AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, OKAY...
HERE SHE COMES. SHE'S GONNA BE REMORSEFUL.
HUNGOVER, SOMETHING.
THE FIRST THING SHE ASKS FOR IS A BEER.
THIS GIRL DOESN'T SEEM SORRY AT ALL.
THIS IS NO JOKE. SHE PUT HER HANDS ON SOMEONE.
- [speaking Persian]
- YOU WERE ACTING LIKE AN [bleep]HOLE YESTERDAY.
- I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING THE PERSON
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BAD GUY.
SHE GOT IN MY FACE. WHY IS EVERYONE NOT SEEING THAT?
SHE DID LIKE THIS, AND I PUSHED HER BACK.
I WILL SHOW YOU [bleep]-- GET YOUR [bleep] HANDS OFF ME.
- I'M GONNA TOSS YOU LIKE A SALAD.
- ANYONE WHO TALKS [bleep] ABOUT MY FRIEND OMID,
THEY WILL GET MY [bleep] FIST.
- I FEEL LIKE YOU GOTTA PICK A SIDE NOW
AND LIKE RUN WITH IT.
- THIS IS IT.
GG NEEDS TO GROW UP.
I'VE GIVEN HER SO MANY PASSES,
I'VE REALLY TAKEN MY TIME WITH HER.
I'M NOT HER BABYSITTER OR THERAPIST.
SHE NEEDS TO DEAL WITH IT.
- SHE RUINED LAST SUMMER,
SHE'S NOT GONNA RUIN THIS SUMMER.
- THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ASA.
ASA SAYING SOME STUFF THAT SHE SHOULD'VE NOT SAID
TO OMID THE FIRST NIGHT THAT SHE MET OMID.
- I WAS SO INSULTED
BY ASA'S COMMENT TO OMID.
SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD
TO BE VERY MAD.
BUT THAT'S FINE.
FROM NOW ON I'M GONNA TOAST TO THE FACT
THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANSVESTITE
AND DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. - CHEERS. TRANNY.
- TOAST, TOAST. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP--SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF.
- HOLD ON A SECOND.
- IF SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING AND HURT MY FRIEND'S FEELINGS,
I'M LIKE A LITTLE WATCHDOG
THAT I'M GONNA PROTECT YOU GUYS.
THAT'S HOW--I JUST FEEL IT IN ME; IT COMES OUT.
- AS MUCH OF A WATCHDOG AS YOU WANNA BE--
- AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU,
I DON'T CARE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU ANYMORE.
BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DO.
THAT'S WHY I AM WHO I AM. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE SAID THE SAME-- - LET MY THERAPIST DEAL WITH IT.
- SHE SAID THE SAME THING TO ME TOO.
OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT, GOLNESA?
- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT SHE SAID.
SHE CAN SUCK MY [bleep] [bleep].
- OOH! OKAY, THAT'S MY [bleep]--WOW.
GG IS A LOOSE CANNON.
I THINK SHE'S JUST A GIRL WITH SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS
THAT NEEDS SOME HELP.
OR A HUG.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS GIRL.
SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL.
- HI, GUYS.
- LOOK AT YOU.
- OH. - HEY, LILLY'S HERE.
WE HAVE LIKE LITERALLY 20 MINUTES.
SHE BROUGHT A TON OF SHOES, AND I ALREADY LAID THEM OUT.
- OKAY, LEMME SEE WHAT SHE BROUGHT.
THEY'RE ALL LOUBOUTINS; THEY'RE AMAZING.
- I LOVE THAT. PERSIAN GIRLS-- THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
- SHE'S GOT IT TOGETHER.
I THINK THOSE ARE AMAZING. - YEAH.
I WANT IT TO BE SUPER SEXY.
PUSH THE ENVELOPE, BUT DON'T GO...
- ABSOLUTELY. - TOO FAR.
OKAY, COOL. I'M SUPER EXCITED.
I LOVE DOING PHOTO SHOOTS,
BECAUSE BEAUTIFUL MODELS MAKE MY LITTLE BIKINIS LOOK INCREDIBLE.
I HAVE THE BEST JOB ON EARTH.
OH, SHE LOOKS AMAZING. I LOVE THAT SHE HAS CURVES.
- THANK YOU. - I KNOW.
- A LOT OF THE MODELS WE SHOOT
ARE JUST SUPER STICK-THIN, TALL GIRLS.
- [laughs] - IT'S TRUE.
THIS GIRL--SHE'S REAL.
SHE HAS THESE REAL CURVES, THESE HIPS, THIS BUTT.
I MEAN, SHE'S ALL-NATURAL, EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
DEFINITELY ONE AND ONE.
- LILLY. - YEAH.
- LET'S TEST WITH YOU.
- WITH ME? - YES.
- YOU KNOW I HATE TESTING.
- WELL, WE'RE DOING IT. - I'M NOT A MODEL, JOSH.
- IT LOOKS GOOD. HERE WE GO.
THERE YOU GO. RIGHT THERE.
- CAN I SEE HOW CUTE I AM? OH, I'M SO CUTE.
- WE SHOULD FRAME SOME OF THOSE.
- HELLO.
- HI. - HEY.
- WELCOME. - WHAT'S UP?
HOW ARE YOU, BEAUTIFUL? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI.
- HI.
- I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR REZA AND ASA TO STOP BY THE SHOOT.
I KNOW THAT WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I MAKE BIKINIS,
THEY AREN'T REALLY SURE WHAT TO THINK.
SO IT ALWAYS FEELS REALLY GOOD TO SHOW THEM, ***, I'M GOOD.
DON'T I HAVE A GREAT JOB? - YES, YOU DO.
- I GET TO LOOK AT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
AND HANG OUT WITH FABULOUS GAY MEN.
- TOTALLY.
- THERE. YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YOU HAD IT RIGHT THERE. GORGEOUS.
- OKAY, SO LET'S GET THE GORGEOUS LITTLE PERSIAN CHANGED.
- LET'S DO IT. IS THIS A BATHING SUIT?
THIS IS MY COLOR RIGHT HERE.
- WHICH ONE? - NOT SO SHINY, THOUGH.
THIS ONE. - THIS ONE'S REALLY CUTE.
- SEE, I ONLY WEAR BRAZILIAN BIKINIS.
I LIKE THEM SMALL.
- WHAT IS THIS?
- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU SEE THOSE METAL THINGS?
- WHAT DOES IT COVER?
THOSE ARE NOT JUST STRIPPER BATHING SUITS,
THOSE ARE, "I'M GETTING MY RENT PAID" BATHING SUITS,
THOSE ARE, "I'M LANDING MY SUGAR DADDY" BATHING SUITS,
THOSE ARE, "MY MAN LEFT ME
AND I'M GONNA [bleep] HIM UP" BATHING SUITS.
THOSE ARE LIKE BATHING SUITS ON A MISSION.
- THAT COLOR IS AMAZING ON BLACK.
I THINK THAT'LL BE REALLY CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK?
- I-I AGREE. [laughter]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GONNA SMUSH THEM. - [laughing]
NO.
- REZA. [laughs]
- DID YOU JUST EAT YOUR OWN ***?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL. - GIVE HER THE OTHER ONE.
[laughs] - SO, SPEAKING OF EATING,
I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO DINNER AND CELEBRATE.
I MEAN, THIS IS JUST SUCH A RELIEF TO ME TO HAVE THIS DONE,
SO IT WOULD BE REALLY SPECIAL. - HELL, YEAH.
- JUST THE THREE OF US? - WE'D LOVE TO.
- DO YOU KNOW WHO I WOULD LOVE TO COME? MJ.
- TOTALLY.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE AT ALL,
SO I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER THERE.
- THAT'S SUPER SWEET OF YOU. - YEAH.
- TO GIVE HER AN OPPORTUNITY TO MEET ME
AND SEE WHO I AM.
AND IF SHE STILL DOESN'T LIKE ME
AND DOESN'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, THAT'S FINE.
- THAT'S ON HER. - THAT'S ON HER.
- YEAH, LET'S-- - SO, SEE IF SHE'LL COME.
- I WILL, DEFINITELY. - TOTALLY, YEAH, CALL HER.
- AWESOME.
I WANT TO INVITE MJ TO DINNER,
BECAUSE I COULD KIND OF FEEL HER ENERGY AT DINNER
THAT SHE JUST DIDN'T LIKE ME
BECAUSE OF WHO SHE THINKS I AM,
THE WAY I LOOK.
PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE A CHALLENGE TO ME.
- I'M AT LILLY'S PHOTO SHOOT WITH ASA RIGHT NOW,
AND SHE INVITED US TO DINNER.
AND SHE ASKED IF I WOULD,
YOU KNOW, GIVE YOU A BUZZ AND SEE IF YOU WANTED TO COME.
- RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE, HOLD.
- THAT'S HOT. - OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- GORGEOUS. OH, YEAH, LITTLE WIND.
DON'T MOVE.
- SO, BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T CALL YOU HERSELF
YOU DON'T WANNA COME?
SO--
OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO COME, BUT SHE INVITED YOU.
HELLO?
- COMING UP...
- I HAVE ONE FIVE-YEAR-OLD. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER.
- I HAVE ONE ***, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER.
- YOU ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY
SITTING THERE LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
- I WOULD LOVE TO CUT YOUR FACE WITH A KNIFE RIGHT NOW.
- THIS MONTH IS GONNA BE A CRAZY TOUGH MONTH FOR ME.
I GOTTA MAKE MONEY.
I HAVE ALL MY BILLS, I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO,
EXCEPT TO REALLY GET MY UBER, UBER HUSTLE ON.
[door beeps] HELLO.
- HELLO.
- I'M LOOKING FOR SHAWN.
- GIMME ONE SEC. - THANK YOU.
I HAVE THIS DREAM OF TURNING MY DIAMOND WATER
INTO THE MOST AMAZING, EXQUISITE WATER
THAT'S EVER EXISTED IN THE WORLD.
- HI, SHAWN. - HELLO, ASA. I'M SHAWN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELCOME. WE'RE GONNA GO RIGHT UPSTAIRS.
- HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
- AH. [murmurs] - YOU'RE THE WATER MASTER.
- [chuckles] THE WATER MASTER? IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY?
- YES.
WOW. THINK I'M IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
- GET YOU A BOTTLE OF WATER?
- I WOULD LOVE ONE. YES, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
- SO, LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.
- TALK TO ME.
- I HAVE THIS VISION FOR THE MOST PURE, BEAUTIFUL WATER
FOR SUPER HYDRATION THAT'S EVER EXISTED.
- YES.
- DIAMOND WATER.
BEAUTIFULLY PURE ALKALINE WATER,
INFUSED WITH REAL DIAMONDS.
- ACTUALLY INFUSED WITH REAL DIAMONDS?
- YEAH.
- OKAY. [chuckles]
THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY.
- AND ALSO INFUSED WITH LOVE ENERGY.
'CAUSE WHEN I DRINK IT, IT'S AMAZING FOR ME.
AND ALL MY FRIENDS WANT IT.
SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE THE CONSUMER THAT BUYS IT
FEELS THE SAME LOVE.
SO, MAYBE I CAN BE HERE--
AND WHETHER I MEDITATE OR--
I'D LIKE TO FIND A WAY
WHERE I CAN SEND THE VIBES THROUGH MY DIAMOND WATER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
HE CAN LAUGH AT ME ALL HE WANTS, BUT I'M GONNA BE LAUGHING LAST
WHEN I SELL OUT OF DIAMOND WATER EVERY DAY.
- ALL RIGHT, UM...
WELL, THIS IS THE DEAL. THIS IS NOT AN EASY TASK.
THIS IS TAKING YOUR HOMEMADE VERSION AND UPPING IT.
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BASICALLY CREATE A SANITARY ENVIRONMENT
FOR THESE DIAMONDS, AND WE'D HAVE TO
CONSISTENTLY EXPOSE THEM TO THIS WATER.
IT'S GONNA BE A CHALLENGE FOR US,
BUT IT'S DOABLE.
- TELL ME THE BREAKDOWN. LIKE WHAT DO I NEED?
- AS FAR AS COST-WISE,
ONCE THE ENGINEERING'S DONE, WE WOULD DO A BOTTLE DESIGN.
YOU'RE LOOKING AT BETWEEN $50,000 AND $100,000.
- [exhales] WOW.
- GOING INTO--MOVING INTO BEFORE PRODUCTION--
- JUST TO START? - OH, YEAH.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - OH, I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
- WOW. THAT'S-- THAT'S A LOT.
I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT NUMBER, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
- I'LL SEND YOU A QUICK SYNOPSIS ON WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.
IT'LL SUMMARIZE THE KEY POINTS ON WHERE THE MONEY'S GOING
AND WHAT YOU NEED TO HAVE PREPARED.
- PLEASE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. - SURE.
- NOW I JUST ALSO HAVE TO MAKE SURE I CAN GET THE MONEY.
[laughs] - YUP.
I'M GOING TO WALK YOU OUT.
- [knocks]
HI, DADDY. - HI.
YOU BROUGHT HAILEY TOO?
- HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING AT THIS TIME.
I JUST KNOW THAT MY DAD CALLS ME AND SAYS,
"COME OVER TO YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE."
I DID JUST START A COMPANY WITH MY SISTER,
A HAIR EXTENSION COMPANY,
AND IT'S BEEN QUITE ROCKY WORKING WITH HER.
both: HAILEY. - [claps]
PEANUT, OUTSIDE. COME ON. OUTSIDE, BOTH OF YOU.
- [whistles]
I'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH MY SISTER MY WHOLE LIFE,
AND MY DAD IS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON
WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIND PEACE BETWEEN MY SISTER AND I.
WHAT ARE WE HERE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY?
- YOU HAVE TO FINISH YOUR TASK
FOR YOUR HAIR BUSINESS.
- I SAID EVERYTHING THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE
THAT WASN'T MY RESPONSIBILITY THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE.
YOU NEED TO EDUCATE YOURSELF. DID YOU READ YOUR CONTRACT?
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ YOUR CONTRACT.
WHO GETS INTO A BUSINESS AND DOESN'T READ THEIR CONTRACT?
- I READ IT--I READ IT--
- I'M TIRED OF DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD. GROW UP.
- TO READ MY CONTRACT.
THAT'S ALL YOU SAID LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
- LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR HAIR SOLD FOR.
- IT'S NOT MY JOB TO SELL IT. IT IS MY JOB TO...
- IT'S YOUR--GOLNESA, IF YOU DON'T KNOW--
- ADVERTISE IT AND MARKET IT OUT THERE.
- IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIND OUT.
- CAN YOU BOTH NOT TO GET TOO EXCITED
AND DISCUSS THE ISSUE OF THE CORPORATION RIGHT NOW?
- THE ISSUE IS IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
AND YOU ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY
SITTING THERE LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING,
THEN YOU WOULDN'T NEED ANYBODY'S HELP
AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO YOUR JOB.
I HAVE ONE FIVE-YEAR-OLD. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER.
- NO, HOLD ON. [dog barking]
- I HAVE ONE ***, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER.
- YOU ARE--YOU ARE-- - EXCUSE ME?
- EXCUSE ME?
- GOLNESA. - WHAT?
- IT'S EMBARRASSING... - IT'S EMBARRASSING.
- THAT YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD... - IT'S EMBARRASSING THAT YOU
CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION.
- AND YOU THINK IT'S COOL NOT TO HAVE A JOB.
- OKAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- YEAH, TELL HER WHAT SHE HAS TO DO.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- IT'S MY J--DOES SHE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO?
- NO. - BECAUSE YOU DON'T ELABORATE
WHAT OUR BUDGET IS ON EVERY TASK HOW DO I KN--
I COULD PUT A PARTY TOGETHER JUST FOR THE HAIR
AND INVITE EVERY SINGLE OWNER OF THE SALON IN L.A.,
BEVERLY HILLS, HOLLYWOOD, EVERYONE.
DO WE HAVE MONEY FOR THAT?
- INSTEAD OF GOING SO GRAND AND OVEREXTENDING YOURSELF--
- YOU SEE? SHE TURNS INTO A ***--
SHE GETS AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON!
- HOLD ON. - YES, GOLNESA...
- WATCH OUT YOUR LANGUAGE. - EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT TRASH OF A PERSON YOU ARE, AND YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL.
- WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION?
- WHY DON'T YOU LIKE GO GET ONE OF YOUR KNIVES
AND LIKE YOUR TASER
AND LIKE SHOW EVERYONE HOW COOL YOU ARE?
- I WOULD LOVE TO CUT YOUR FACE WITH A KNIFE RIGHT NOW.
TO BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU. - I'M YOUR SISTER.
YOU'D LIKE TO CUT MY FACE WITH A KNIFE.
- YES!
- GOLNESA, CAN YOU?
- WHAT KIND ARE YOU? - IT'S LIKE EMBARRASSING.
- LET'S GET BACK ON THE SUBJECT.
IF NOT, THIS CONVERSATION'S IRRELEVANT.
- WELL, IT'S IRRELEVANT. - IT'S IRRELEVANT, THEN.
I'M DONE. I'M GETTING MY DOG, 'CAUSE IT'S IRRELEVANT.
[whistles] HAILEY, COME HERE! LET'S GO. COME ON.
- GOLNESA, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE BUSINESS.
- AND YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CHANGE THE NAME
FROM GG'S EXTENSIONS TO WHATEVER YOU WANT
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME A PART OF IT,
AND YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY
'CAUSE I WILL SUE YOU FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT.
- GOOD LUCK TO YOU! - THAT'S A NORMAL THING
TO SAY THEY'RE GONNA CUT SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF.
THAT'S NORMAL, DAD. THAT'S NORMAL.
- YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE SOMEHOW.
OTHERWISE...
THIS COMPANY OR ANY OTHER COMPANY THAT YOU'RE WORKING,
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
- OKAY, I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH SOMEBODY
WHO ACTS LIKE THEY WERE RAISED IN THE GUTTER.
- THE ATTITUDE THAT YOU TWO HAVE AND THE WAY YOU TWO TALK,
THERE IS NO WAY IT CAN GET ANYWHERE.
- WHAT DID I SAY TO HER? - ENOUGH.
- WHAT DID I SAY? THAT SHE ACTS LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?
THAT HER MOMMY AND DADDY DO HER GROCERY SHOPPING
AND PAY HER BILLS AND ENABLE HER?
- THERE ARE DIFFERENT WAY TO INSULT.
- OKAY, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. DO YOU NOT PAY HER BILLS?
- NO, NOT ALL OF IT. - YOU DON'T PAY HER RENT?
- NO, NOT ALL OF IT.
- YOU DON'T PAY HER RENT. - NO.
- OH, SINCE WHEN? BECAUSE THIS IS NEWS TO ME.
- NO. - YOU DON'T PAY HER CAR BILL?
- WELL... - YOU DON'T PAY HER GAS BILL?
I'D EVEN LIKE TO SEE HER DO HER OWN GROCERY SHOPPING.
[phone ringing] - ALL RIGHT.
- SHE'S CALLING YOU.
- YES, OKAY.
HELLO.
CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THAT, UM--
THE--THE DEALERSHIP THAT I GET MY CAR?
OKAY, PLEASE COME BACK, AND WE'LL GO TOGETHER.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, BOBO. BYE.
- GOLNESA HAS GOTTEN VERY, VERY GOOD AT MANIPULATING MY DAD.
[horn honking]
I'M COMPLETELY FED UP.
I THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD.
GET IT TOGETHER.
I THINK IT'S SAD.
- COMING UP...
- YOU HAVE A PICTURE
WITH YOUR DOG AGAINST YOUR BARE, NAKED ***.
- I DO WHAT?
- I THOUGHT THAT WAS LIKE PET ENDANGERMENT.
- CAN WE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE THE DAGGER COMES OUT?
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
UM, DINNER FOR FOUR. I THINK IT'S UNDER LILLY.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
- [speaks Persian]
- HEY.
- WHAT'S UP, SEXY?
OH, MY GOD. YOU LOOK SO GOOD. - LOVE YOU IN WHITE.
- LOOK AT YOU. - YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- YOU LOOK AMAZING. [speaks Persian]
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
[both speaking Persian]
- WHO'S LATE?
- AS USUAL, WE'RE LIKE THE FIRST.
- THE FIRST. ALWAYS.
SHOULD WE GET A GLASS OF WINE? - HELL, YEAH.
- HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU? - VERY GOOD, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HI, GUYS. - LILLY.
- HEY. - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- LOOK AT YOU. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- GORGEOUS.
I DON'T KNOW LILLY ALL THAT WELL.
LILLY IS, I WOULD SAY, THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF ME.
- YOU LOOK STUNNING.
- LOOK AT HOW GOOD YOU GUYS LOOK.
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- AND WHEN PEOPLE SEE US TOGETHER,
THEY WOULD WANT US TO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER SOMEHOW,
BUT WE TOTALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.
- SO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
- YEAH. - WHERE IS MJ?
- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS. - I KNOW.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE'S PERPETUALLY RUNNING LATE.
ONE TIME WE WERE RUNNING LATE,
SO WE DECIDED TO SAVE TIME WE WOULD TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER.
- WHAT GRADE WERE YOU GUYS IN?
- LIKE, WE WERE OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL.
- WAIT, YOU WERE ALREADY OUT? - MM-HMM.
- IS THIS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS?
- NO, BUT SHE'S LIKE-- YOU KNOW, WE'RE SUPER--
SHE'S LIKE MY BEST FRIEND. WE'RE SUPER CLOSE.
SO, IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BATHTUB SHOWERS,
SO IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIN AND LONG.
SO THEN LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE MOVING AROUND,
[bleep] RUBS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER.
AND LIKE, MY... MY ***...
[women laugh] TOUCHED HER THIGH,
AND IT GOT HARD, SO WHEN WE GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER,
WE STARTED HAVING SEX.
[laughs]
- WAS IT GOOD?
- YEAH, I MEAN, IT WASN'T BAD.
- [laughs] - IT HAPPENED TWICE.
- BUT IT WAS ALARMING. - TWICE?
- IT ISN'T ALARMING. - TWICE?
- BUT REZA, YOU'RE GAY. - SO?
WE WERE VERY LATE TO DINNER.
[laughter]
- I HATE TO DO THIS TO MJ,
BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ORDER OUR ENTREES.
- LET'S DO IT. - YEAH, I'M STARVING TOO.
- AND THEN IF SHE DOES DECIDE TO JOIN US...
- I MEAN, I HOPE SHE'S COMING.
- IT'S YOUR DINNER. I DON'T KNOW, SHE DIDN'T TEXT ME BACK.
- I THINK IT'S SO FUNNY. - HI.
- SHE'S HERE? - YAY!
- SERIOUSLY. - MADAME BLANCA.
- HEY. - HI.
- WHAT'S UP? - HI.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THE FIRST TIME LILLY AND MJ MET,
SHE SPOKE NOT ONE WORD
AND BASICALLY TURNED HER BACK ON HER.
SO I'M HOPING THIS DINNER THAT MJ IS GONNA PLAY NICE.
- I WENT ONLINE AFTER OUR FIRST DINNER,
AND I WAS LIKE...
LIL--WHO'S LILLY? WHAT'S THE STORY?
- OH, I LOVE THAT. - WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
AND ARE YOU IN YOUR-- ON YOUR WEBSITE? DO YOU MODEL?
- NO, I DON'T. THAT'S MY BUSINESS PARTNER.
- AH... - YEAH.
- NONE OF THAT IS YOU. - NO.
- AND YOU ALSO TWEET PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN LINGERIE, DON'T YOU?
- I DO WHAT?
- TOPLESS PICTURES OF YOURSE-- OH, YOU WERE HOLDING YOUR DOG,
NAKED, WITH YOUR DOG AGAINST YOUR BARE, NAKED ***.
THAT'S A TRUE STORY, IS IT NOT?
- I MEAN, I'M GLAD THAT YOU'VE STALKED ME ON TWITTER.
THAT'S VERY FLATTERING.
- NO, IT'S CALLED CYBER-- CYBER STALKING.
PERSIANS ARE CLANNISH. WE RARELY OPEN UP.
AND THEN REZA LETS A STRANGER IN
THAT WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
AND SO SOMEONE HAS TO VET HER.
- I DO HAVE A TWITTER--
- NOW, DON'T BE DEFENSIVE, BECAUSE LIKE--
- I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE. - YEAH.
- I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO BE INSULTING, BUT...
- NO, NO, NO. WE'RE TALKING-- - I'M NOT INSULTED.
- NO, NO, NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR DOG WITH YOU
- YEAH...
- AGAINST YOUR N-- NA--BRE--
WHY IS THAT INSULTING? I'M JUST SAYING.
HELL, YEAH, I RESEARCHED LILLY ON TWITTER
AND SAW A LOT OF THINGS THAT I JUST DIDN'T LIKE.
A NUDE TORSO WITH HER DOG IN HER BREAST,
AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS LIKE PET ENDANGERMENT.
IT'S JUST ***,
AND WHO WANTS TO BE *** WITH ANIMALS? NOT ME.
- IT'S ALSO FRAMED IN MY HOUSE.
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES.
- SO, THEN DON'T TAKE IT AS AN INSULT.
- I'M NOT TAKING IT AS AN INSULT.
I JUST FELT LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO DISH IT AS AN INSULT.
- NOT AT ALL.
- OKAY.
- I'M DYING ON THE INSIDE.
THIS NEW GIRL IS INVITING MY BEST FRIEND TO DINNER,
AND MY BEST FRIEND WALKS IN AN HOUR LATE
AND THROWS A DAGGER RIGHT WHEN SHE GETS THERE.
LIKE, CAN WE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE
BEFORE THE DAGGER COMES OUT?
IS THERE LIKE--
- I'M NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. IT'S NOT OFFENSIVE TO ME.
OBVIOUSLY, IF I TWEET SOMETHING TO THE CYBER WORLD...
- THERE YOU GO. IT'S FOR EVERYONE'S EYES.
- I DON'T CARE WHO SEES IT.
- IT'S MEANT FOR EVERYONE'S EYES.
- EXACTLY.
BUT I'VE NEVER TWEETED PHOTOS IN LINGERIE.
I MIGHT LATER. MAYBE I'LL TWEET ONE TONIGHT.
I LOOK DAMN GOOD IN LINGERIE.
I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT.
- [laughs]
- WHEN PEOPLE DISLIKE ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL,
IT KIND OF TURNS ME ON,
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME REALIZE HOW [bleep] FABULOUS I REALLY AM.
SOMEBODY'S GONNA DISLIKE ME, THAT'S JEALOUSY.
- IT'S GOOD THAT YOU GOT OVER THE JEALOUSY.
[laughs] I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL.
- IT FELT LIKE TWO HENS FIGHTING OVER LIKE A ROOSTER
OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? [laughs]
- I KNOW THAT REZA IS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM...
- [groans] - HE LOVES YOU TIMES TEN.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND,
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT STEALING HIM FROM YOU.
- YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T. - NEVER IF I WANTED TO.
- RIGHT. - AT THE SAME TIME,
I AM A PART OF HIS LIFE NOW.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AFTER YOU GET TO KNOW ME,
THAT'S FINE; WE DON'T HAVE TO BE FRIENDS.
- REZA FALLS FOR GIRLS.
LIKE HE HAS THESE GIRL CRUSHES,
AND I JUST HAVE TO LIKE STAND BY AND JUST WATCH.
IT'S LIKE A PHILANDERING HUSBAND.
YOU HAVE TO JUST LIKE TURN A BLIND EYE
TO ALL THE LITTLE LIKE...
ROMPS THAT HE HAS. - ROMPS?
- YEAH, EXCUSE ME. I'M NOT A LITTLE ROMP.
- FIRST, MJ'S ACTING CRAZY AT THE SOLATI PARTY, BACKING GG,
THEN MY GIRL LILLY INVITES HER TO A DINNER
AND SHE'S ACTING WACKED.
I'M STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF AT MJ.
- SHE'S A ROMP, YOU'RE A ROMP...
- [laughs] - OH.
- YOU GUYS SHARE A BOND AND A LOVE THAT NO GIRL--
- NOBODY. - NOBODY. EVER.
- IT'S COMPLIQUATED.
- COMPLIQUATED.
- [laughs]
I'M IN THE OFFICE EVERY SINGLE DAY,
AND I NEED TO WORK.
I NEED TO MAKE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY TO LIVE MY LIFESTYLE,
AND I NEED TO PUT A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY
AWAY EACH MONTH TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.
WHAT DOES A GAY REALTOR DO WHEN HE'S 75 AND CAN'T GET AROUND?
LIKE YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH NUTS
STORED AWAY FOR THE WINTER WHERE YOU CAN SURVIVE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, NO ONE'S GONNA BE TAKING CARE OF ME,
SO I AM FULL STEAM AHEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I AM LASER FOCUSED ON MY CAREER.
- WHEW. [dog barking]
- HI. HEY.
- GETTING READY. HOW ARE YOU?
THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A REAL ESTATE AGENT
IS THAT YOU GET TO SET YOUR PACE.
AND IT'S AS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO MAKE SURE MY PERSONAL LIFE
AND MY PROMISES TO MYSELF ARE KEPT,
UM, JUST AS MUCH AS WORK.
I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S PROBABLY HOW TRUMP DOES IT, YOU KNOW?
FOR ME, MY MINIMUM IS LASHES,
EITHER A REAL TAN, A SPRAY TAN, A BLOWOUT, AND A MANI/PEDI.
THOSE ARE LIKE THE BASICS, AND IF I HAVE THOSE THINGS,
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE EVERYTHING.
- HEY, JUDY, IT'S REZA.
JUST GIVING YOU A BUZZ BACK.
WANTED TO FOLLOW UP REGARDING DENNIS'S CONDO DEAL.
AND THE ONE BUILDING THAT HE ACTUALLY REALLY LOVES
IS A HIGH RISE.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE'S NOT GONNA BE AN ISSUE ON THAT.
THANKS, JUDY. TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE.
- SMELLS LIKE FIRE.
- WAIT, ARE YOU BURNING SOMETHING?
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING... SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING'S BURNING.
- STILL, I THOUGHT I TOOK IT OFF.
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK.
[clattering]
WHERE WOULD IT BE?
- OH, IT'S THE BREAD. I ALWAYS FORGET BREAD.
OH, HONEY. THIS IS SO TYPICAL ME.
- [laughs]
- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MAKE SOME PITA CHIPS FOR US.
- [laughs] - SORRY.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LOAVES OF BREAD I OWE TO GOD
FOR WASTING FOOD? - [laughs]
- MASHTI, TO YOUR DEATH.
IN BACKGAMMON. - [laughs]
[rolls dice] 5 AND 3.
THIS IS WHY.
- YOU'RE STILL GONNA LOSE, BABY.
YOU'RE STILL GONNA LOSE, BABY. - YOU CAN'T WIN.
NO, I THINK IT'S BETTER YOU PRACTICE
BEFORE YOU START TO PLAY SOMETHING SERIOUS LIKE THIS.
- MY DAD AND I ARE SO CLOSE.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I WAS HIS LITTLE GIRL.
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, I USED TO ALWAYS SIT ON MY DAD'S LAP,
LIKE WHEN I WAS A BABY.
DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN MY LIFE?
- MONEY DOESN'T BRING HAPPINESS OR LUCK.
IT CAN HELP TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,
BUT NOT NECESSARY.
- MY DAD HASN'T WORKED FOR A FEW YEARS.
THIS IS A GUY WHO WAS AN ADMIRAL IN THE SHAH'S NAVY.
MY DAD WASN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE.
HE JUST DIDN'T SHOW UP TO WORK ONE DAY.
IT'S NOT JUST LIKE A DESERTER.
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR,
AND YOU'RE A COMMANDER,
YOU'RE ONE OF THE HIGHEST OFFICIALS OF THE NAVY,
AND YOU LEAVE.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU EITHER GET OUT WHEN YOU CAN, OR YOU GET KILLED. PERIOD.
- I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE--
YOU'RE VERY RICH INSIDE, IN YOUR HEART.
- BUT NOW I WANT MY WALLET TO BE RICH.
- NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WALLET AND EITHER MONEY.
OKAY. [rolls dice]
- THIS LIFE THAT I HAVE, EVERYTHING I AM,
I OWE IT TO MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER.
IF THEY WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT AND GIVEN UP EVERYTHING,
I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE TODAY.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY.
LOOK HOW HAPPY YOU LOOK, MOM.
AND LOOK AT DAD IN HIS UNIFORM. - YEAH.
MM, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.
- WHERE'S THE ONE WITH HIM IN THE BOAT?
I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
- YEAH.
- SUCH A DIFFERENT LIFE, HUH?
- YEAH. [sighs]
IT IS SAD TO US.
MY GRADUATION FROM NURSING SCHOOL.
- IT MAKES ME REALLY SAD.
- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.
BECAUSE OF THAT, HE LEFT.
BUT I WANT TO DO BETTER FOR YOU GUYS.
I'M SO TIRED WORKING EVERY DAY.
- MY MOM'S A VISITING NURSE,
AND SHE WORKS LIKE 70-HOUR WEEKS.
BASICALLY, SHE MAKES 30 GRAND A YEAR,
WHICH PAYS FOR OUR WHOLE FAMILY, FOR MY DAD AND MY BROTHER.
AND IT'S KILLING HER.
THIS IS FAR FROM THE DREAM THEY HAD WHEN THEY CAME TO AMERICA.
YOU'RE THE WARRIOR IN OUR FAMILY.
WHAT YOU DO FOR US...
THE WAY YOU WORK, I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST...
[speaks Persian]
- [speaks Persian]
- NO, MOM, YOU ARE. ALL THE WEIGHT IS ON YOU.
AND I WANT TO TAKE SOME OF THAT WEIGHT OFF.
- [speaks Persian]
I HOPE THAT HAPPENS SOON. [laughs]
I NEED IT, REALLY.
I NEED IT BADLY.
[murmuring]
- THIS IS REZA.
- YO, WHAT UP, MAN? - WHAT'S UP, MIKEY?
HOW'S IT GOING?
- IT'S GOOD, MAN. WHAT YOU DOING?
- I'M LOOKING OVER AT THIS EMPTY DESK
THAT MJ NEVER SITS IN.
- LISTEN, MAN, WE GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- YOU NEED TO JUMP ONBOARD. NO JOKE.
MIKE IS GONNA BE HERE,
AND NOT ONLY HAVE I GOTTEN MIKE
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE OFFICE MANAGER,
BUT I'VE BASICALLY CONVINCED HIM TO HIRE MIKE ALREADY.
BYE. - LATER.
- [breathes deeply]
WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE A BUSINESS LUNCH,
AND YOU MAKE SOME NAIL APPOINTMENTS.
- I HATE THIS REZA. I DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM.
YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE AND GRAY IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
- JULIO...
YOUR MOM HAD TO DEFEND HER HOODLUM FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND.
AND THEREFORE, AS A RESULT,
SHE GOT ALL KINDS OF BRUISES ON HER LEGS.
ALL KINDS OF BRUISES.
THIS IS THE-- IF YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH GG,
YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA NEED A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.
IT'S CALLED BRUISE AWAY.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MAMA SAYS.
SHE LEARNED IT FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
IF YOU HAVE A BRUISE ON YOUR LEG,
YOU DON'T WEAR A SHORT SKIRT UNLESS YOU'RE A ***.
AND AIN'T NO *** UP IN THIS HOUSE.
- HEY.
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER LIVING, UM, IN A HOTEL?
MJ'S COMPLETELY IN DENIAL RIGHT NOW
ABOUT HER CAREER.
AND HOMEGIRL IS NOT 100% PRESENT.
AND IT'S REALLY HARD AS A FRIEND TO SIT BACK AND WATCH THAT,
BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO FOR HER.
IT'S GONNA HAVE THE AMENITIES,
IT'S GONNA HAVE, YOU KNOW, THE FRONT DESK AND ALL THAT,
PLUS--
- HI. - NO PROBLEM.
TOM, CAN I GIVE YOU A CALL BACK? I'M SEEING A GHOST RIGHT NOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME [bleep] FOR WORKING FROM HOME
AND NOT ALWAYS BEING HERE?
EVERYTHING THAT YOU GET STUCK ON YOU GET REALLY STUCK ON.
- MJ'S ACTING FIVE KINDS OF BRAND-NEW
WHEN I BRING UP THE FACT THAT SHE'S NEVER IN THE OFFICE.
LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO CON ME?
I'M IN THE OFFICE. I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE THERE.
- I DON'T HAVE INTERNET SERVICE RIGHT NOW.
- UM, YOUR DRESS IS SEE-THROUGH.
YOUR--LITERALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A LEOTARD
FROM THE JANE FONDA ERA WITH A SARONG OVER IT.
- AM I DRESSED INAPPROPRIATELY FOR THE SUMMER?
YES, I AM.
IS THERE ANY PART OF MY PRIVATES THAT ARE EXPOSED?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I ACTUALLY WEAR SHORTS SHORTER THAN WHAT'S LINED IN THIS SKIRT.
THAT IS NOT A BIG DEAL. I CAN GET OVER THINGS LIKE THAT.
I CAN LAUGH WITH YOU AT THINGS LIKE THAT. OKAY?
[speaking Persian]
"YOU'RE AT THE OFFICE."
YOU DON'T THINK THAT I'VE SEEN YOU IN TORN SHIRTS
AND [speaks Persian] IN PLACES WHERE I HAD TO SEE YOUR FEET?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF ANYBODY EVER SAID TO ME,
THAT, "OH, MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE WAY REZA CAME TO THE OFFICE?
HE'S GAINED WEIGHT."
AND I ALWAYS DEFEND YOU.
- DID THAT *** JUST CALL ME FAT?
DOES SHE NOT HAVE A MIRROR AT HOME?
WHAT'RE YOU WORKING ON? WHY ARE YOU HERE?
- I HAVE A COSMETIC DENTAL SURGEON.
HE'S NOT PERSIAN, SO HE'S GONNA BE SUPER LOW MAINTENANCE.
THIS IS ACTUALLY A DREAM CLIENT.
YOU JUST ATTRACT DIFFICULT, HIGH-MAINTENANCE PEOPLE.
AND I ATTRACT-- - IMAGINARY CLIENTS.
- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? ARE YOU STUPID?
- BABE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CLOSED AN ESCROW?
IT WAS IN THE '90s.
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WITH THIS GARBAGE?
[dialing]
HEY, ASTOR, IT'S MJ,
KELLER WILLIAMS SUNSET, HOW ARE YOU?
YEAH. YES, HE DOES.
THANKS SO MUCH. BYE.
- WHAT UP? WHAT'S UP?
- WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN THE OFFICE?
- I'M INTERVIEWING WITH YOUR BROKER.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH.
- SWEAR TO GOD? - SWEAR TO GOD.
DOES THIS STAY WHEN I MOVE IN?
- YEAH. DO YOU WANT THAT DESK? - IT'S MY OFFICE.
- YOU WANT THAT DESK OR THIS DESK?
- I LIKE THIS SIDE. - OKAY.
- IT'S MY OFFICE.
WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON?
HOW LONG HAS REZA BEEN SCHEMING BEHIND MY BACK?
THE PART THAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT THERE'S A BETRAYAL.
- MIKE, YOU LOOK DAMN GOOD. - THANKS, MAN.
- I'LL BUY WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING.
- I'M TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, SELL 'EM SOME MIKE.
- YOU COULD FIT ONE MORE DESK IN HERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I KINDA THINK WE WANT TO...
PART--LIKE...
- YOU WANT TO PARTNER UP TOGETHER?
- YEAH, LIKE WE WANNA HAVE OUR OWN SPACE.
- MY MEETING'S AT 12:45.
- I DON'T KNOW IF I'M JUST TENSE
OR IF I'M HOT 'CAUSE I KNOW I'M FEELING--
- HOW DID THIS ALL POP OFF?
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH LIKE VERY TENSE. I CAN FEEL THE ENERGY.
- YOU CAN TELL, RIGHT? YOU CAN FEEL.
- YOU CAN CUT IT WITH A KNIFE. - YEAH.
IT'S TENSE.
I JUST NEED TO BOUNCE, LEAVE THE OFFICE, AND--
- GO ENJOY YOUR DAY OFF. - GO ON WITH MY DAY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY.
[whistles]
- REZA. - WHAT?
- I DON'T EVEN NEED TO HAVE BACK--
EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, DO I?
DID EITHER OF YOU WHISTLE?
DID THAT GO ALONG WITH ANYTHING?
JUST IN CASE IT DID, I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
- YOU WHISTLED? - IF IT DIDN'T--IF IT DIDN'T,
MY APOLOGIES.
- OKAY. - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN--
LITERALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS.
I NEED TO NOT BE IN THIS ENVIRONMENT OR THIS SPACE.
- SO YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH HER AND HAVE THAT DISCUSSION.
- IF SHE WANTS TO STAY HERE AND WORK,
LET HER STAY HERE AND WORK.
- OKAY. I'M GONNA GO MEET WITH GARY.
- OKAY. GOOD LUCK. - I'M GONNA CRUSH THIS.
- GO KILL IT. - I'LL COME BACK WHEN I'M DONE.
- OKAY.
- ME AND REZA ARE GONNA TEAM UP AND TAKE OVER THIS OFFICE.
THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME.
MICHAEL. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M STEALING HER BOYFRIEND.
- I-I HAVE A QUESTION. - YEAH.
- YOU KEPT ON SAYING, "I'M SO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE,
I'M SO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE."
- BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER HERE. - OKAY.
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WANTED ME TO NOT BE HERE
SO THAT WHEN MIKE COMES IN FOR AN INTERVIEW
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT?
- SO MIKE CAME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW.
- AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT.
LIKE, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S ANY BENEFIT TO YOU
TO KEEP A SECRET FROM ME?
- TELL YOU WHAT? WHEN DO I SEE YOU?
- IT WOULD'VE ONLY BEEN TO YOUR BENEFIT
IF YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME.
BECAUSE NUMBER ONE, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
I'M SMART, I COULD GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT GOOD ADVICE,
AND I DO GIVE YOU THINGS TO CONSIDER
THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE THOUGHT OF YOURSELF.
- NO PROBLEM.
- AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO TOGETHER.
- YEAH, EXCEPT--
- BUT ESPECIALLY-- ESPECIALLY WHEN MIKE IS NOT EVEN
A RESIDENTIAL REAL ESTATE AGENT.
- ALSO, YOU KNOW, UH...
- MJ.
- AND, UH... - SAM.
- SAM... - YEAH.
- AS WELL, RIGHT? - YEAH.
I LIKE TO, UH, ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE
THAT ARE MAKING THINGS HAPPEN.
AND, UM, THEY DEFINITELY ARE MAKING DEALS, SO...
- WELL, I ALWAYS LIKE TO FIND OUT
SO I KNOW WHO I'M SPEAKING TO,
OR WHAT THE PERSON ALREADY KNOWS,
SO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KELLER WILLIAMS?
- UM...
- THIS IS THE THING THAT I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES.
- YOU SHOWED YOUR TRUE COLORS WHEN GG WENT BALLISTIC, STARTE--
- IS THIS ABOUT BUSINESS?
- IT'S NOT ABOUT BUSINESS, IT'S ABOUT CHARACTER.
IF SOMEONE IS CALLING ME "THE PIECE OF JUNK THAT COMES OUT
WHEN A MUSLIM AND A JEW HAVE A KID,"
THAT CALLS ME "A SOUTH BEACH CRACKHEAD,"
AND CALLS ME TRASH AND-- AND EVERYTHING ELSE,
THAT'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD NOT
WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH.
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,
GG SENT OUT AN EMAIL THAT WAS BULL[bleep].
WHEN I DIDN'T RESPOND TO HER EMAIL,
SHE SENT SOME DISGUSTING TWEETS, CALLING ME SADDAM HUSSEIN,
A FAT SOUTH BEACH CRACKHEAD,
AND A PIECE OF *** THAT COMES OUT
WHEN A JEW AND A MUSLIM HAVE A BABY.
IF GG HAD SAID THOSE THINGS ABOUT MJ,
I WOULD'VE BACKED MJ UP.
SHE DID NOT BACK ME UP. SHE BETRAYED ME.
YOU WERE STILL KICKING IT WITH HER...
- LET ME--
- WHEN YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN ALIENATING HER
AND PULLING YOURSELF AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE SHE'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S BEEN MONTHS EATING AT ME,
WAITING FOR MY FRIEND TO KNOW HOW HURT I WAS,
AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO IT.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO ASA. GG JUMPED ASA.
- WAIT, STOP IT. WAS THAT MY ACTION?
- ASA'S MY GOOD ENOUGH FRIEND
THAT I HAVE CUT GG OUT OF MY LIFE.
- ASA IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU...
- THAT I CUT HER OUT. - THAT YOU LEFT THE PARTY
RIGHT AT THE MOMENT WHERE SHE COULD HAVE NEEDED YOU THE MOST.
- PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. I'M OUT. I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
I LEFT BECAUSE YOU, THE PEANUT GALLERY,
WAS ABOUT TO START AGAIN... - OKAY.
- WITH YOUR CHIMING IN FOR GG.
- REZA, I DID NOT DEFEND HER. - DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
THAT WHEN YOU ALIGN YOURSELF WITH SOMEONE,
YOU BECOME THE SAME [bleep] THAT THEY ARE.
YOU'RE ALIGNING YOURSELF WITH A PIECE OF [bleep],
AND YOU'RE STARTING TO STINK.
- ALL YOU CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW
IS, "I HAVE TO BE SECRETIVE WITH MERCEDES
BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL HER ABOUT MIKE BECAUSE--"
- BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER HERE! - [knocks]
- IF YOU SHOWED UP TO THE OFFICE ONE DAY,
YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
YOU'RE TWO-FACED. - YOU ARE BEING BULL--
YOU'RE BULL[bleep]ING FOR NO REASON.
YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD.
AND IT'S [bleep] RIDICULOUS.
- YOU GUYS ARE BEING WAY TOO LOUD.
THIS IS A REAL ESTATE OFFICE, OKAY?
- I JUST TOLD HIM THAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON,
AT LEAST MIKE IS CAPABLE OF BEING--
PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR.
AT LEAST MIKE IS CAPABLE OF BEING FAIR TO BOTH OF US.
- LISTEN, I'VE HAD YOUR BACK FOR 20-PLUS YEARS, OKAY?
- OH, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW, REZA.
SIT DOWN. - I'VE HAD YOUR BLACK--
- SIT DOWN.
- YOU'RE UPSET BECAUSE MIKE IS HERE.
- LOWER YOUR VOICE.
- WHY ARE YOU UPSET BECAUSE MIKE'S HERE?
MIKE IS TRYING TO FURTHER HIS CAREER.
- I JUST SAID I'M HAPPY HE'S HERE.
- SO, LET'S CUT MIKE OUT OF THE EQUATION.
- TAKE--TAKE YOUR VOICE ALL THE WAY DOWN.
- MERCE, I'VE HAD YOUR BACK FOR 20-PLUS YEARS.
- REZA, I'M NOT GONNA-- - AND YOU JUMPED
ON THE GG BANDWAGON, AND THE SHIP SANK, BABY,
AND YOU WENT DOWN WITH IT. - YOU'RE SO STUPID.
- YOU TWO ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD.
YOU SHOULD ALIGN YOURSELF WITH HER.
- DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M EVER GONNA SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?
- DID YOU NOT BOTH GO DOWN WITH HER?
- DO YOU REALLY THINK-- - DID YOU NOT BOTH--
DID YOU NOT BOTH GO DOWN AT THAT POOL PARTY?
- DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M EVER GONNA SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?
- OF COURSE YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR SENSES
AND YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE-- - BULL[bleep], REZA.
YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE AND GRAY IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
- YOU'RE GONNA--YOU'VE MADE THIS MISTAKE TEN TIMES...
- REZA--
- AND I LOVE YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- THAT'S IN-- THAT'S A TEXTBOOK.
DID YOU GET THAT FROM A BUMPER STICKER?
- WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE A BUSINESS LUNCH,
AND TALK ABOUT REAL ESTATE. - REZA--
- AND YOU MAKE SOME NAIL APPOINTMENTS.
- REZA, FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAN COME BACK INTO THE OFFICE.
- THIS IS THIS CHILDISH CRAP, MAN.
- EXACTLY WHY WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT GOLNESA IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSINESS DAY.
- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. - I AM MORTIFIED.
- I'VE CLIPPED A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE BECAUSE OF--
BECAUSE OF THE CHOICES THEY'VE MADE.
I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME THING.
FREE THE BAGGAGE IN YOUR LIFE.
DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME. WE'LL TALK.
- I'M ACTUALLY NOT UPSET WITH YOU AT ALL.
- OR REZA. YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS.
IT HAPPENS. - [speaks Persian]
- OKAY, LOVE YOU. THANK YOU. BYE.
- LIKEWISE.
- NEXT TIME, ON SHAHS OF SUNSET...
- I HAVE AN ARMPIT FETISH.
IT MAKES ME WANNA GO... [panting]
IN THEIR ARMPIT.
- CHEERS.
I'M GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MARKET, MAKE SOME MONEY.
WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?
- YOU ARE NOT A HUSTLER.
- YOU SHOULD'VE WORN THAT DRESS.
- AWKWARD.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GIRL
WEARING TEN SIZES TOO SMALL FOR HER
TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD'VE WORN.
- I DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING CAN FIX THE PROBLEMS
MJ AND I ARE HAVING.
- YOUR FRIEND OF 25 YEARS JUST LEFT.
- WHO CARES?
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