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- Where are you, Val?
Oh...
Gross.
Oh.........
- Ah... just the guy I was looking for...
- I can't believe you've never done this before. - I always wanted to try it
but this way is the way personal. - You're stalling!
- I have no idea what to do next.
- Oh... well let me help.
Uh... let's start with this.
And we'll put that right there.
- Oh, okay.
I'm ready.
- Show me what you can do.
- I attack.
- You have summoning sickness
which means you can't attack
- Was that Guy? - Yeah.
- I haven't talk to him in two weeks.
I still feel terrible about what happened...
- I understand.
You're his best friend.
and sadly you're swept off your feet by this Adonis.
- You're a total Tuxedo Mask.
- He's just being territorial.
He should be.
You're worth protecting.
- You're about to get attacked.
- Don't you have to tap your creatures?
- No,
because I'm about to tap that ***...
Now let me see your Goblin Raider!
- I think you won the duel.
- It was a fair fight.
I have Vaginawalk.
- Be careful. You may rewaken my Third Eye of Agamotto.
- Oh my god, Guy! What's...
Oh...
Look, I think that I have to... - ... go.
He's your best friend.
- How could you be so perfect?
- Genetic engineering.
- Could we continue this later?
- I'll be here, with the Gigantic Growth.
- Don't forget your...
phone.
I love it when she does that.
- Toronto, mi city.
The streets are empty tonight. Misery is in the air.
First stop, the break-up special from Noodle King.
- Pick up order for...
Valerie.
- Next, find Guy and make him talk
by asking him what happened.
- Guy?
- Guy, it's Val. I'm sorry I missed your calls, can you call me back?
I've called you like a billion times and then send you some texts. And I'm just no sure where you might...
... be.
- Val! You startled me.
How did you get in here? - The door is unlocked.
Have you seen Guy?
I might have... It's not like he really stops by the talk anymore.
You wanna talk to Mr. G, huh?
- Tell me where he went.
- Oh, come on, 'Vals'. Where's the fun in that?
- I don't have time for this!
Tell me where he is!
- You know? You're pretty when you're mad.
You should be more careful...
Otherwise they may have to change the name of your vlog to Stalky Nerd Girl.
- Oh..... look at this comic wrapped up so nice. What is this? A collectable?
- Hey! That comes out of my pay cheque!
- Sorry, I'm a voracious reader.
Looks like I don't know my own strength.
- Okay, fine.
He came earlier today to pick up his bin.
Depressed... more than usual.
He said he was going to get 'drunker than the Imp'.
But I have no idea where he went....
Val?
Val!
- Guy is a low-level agoraphobe with misantrophic tendences.
Whatever the reason he left his house, it can't be good.
Darcy?
- Hey Val! Can't talk much.
I'm a little... swamped.
- Was Guy here?
- He just left. Something wrong with him?
He seemed more...
witted than usual.
- I really screwed up this one, Darce...
- Tell me what's up. I'll make you some special.
- I wasn't there for Guy when he needed me and now I can't find him.
- You and Guy are twin flames.
You are to know the answer.
- Is this safe to drink?
- Don't worry. I have SmartServe.
The Robin has no wings. A friend without a nest.
He stands upon a ledge. He waits for his destiny.
- I feel even more confused than when I started.
Thanks Darce.
I'm gonna go find Kat. She'll have the answers.
Guy hates new things
which means I got a date with an old friend. Anyone who tweets 20 times a day isn't hard to find.
(What the ***?)
- Waiter!
- Jeez! Val, what are you doing there?
- We need to find Guy.
- Well... I'm... on a date.
- I saw that. You don't waste any time, do you?
- Meow...
Someone's being a little catty, aren't they?
- What did you do to him?
- Everything I was supossed to do... I was a very good kitty.
- You left him.
- I never had him to begin with.
- He cared for you.
- How sad... He thinks you're the only one who understands him...
but you have no idea who he really is.
We should hang out soon.
Val?
- World's greatest detective my ***.
I can't even find my best friend when he needs me most.
- Nice outfit.
Are you trying to get hit by a car?
- Guy...
I was calling and calling.
- Yeah, I lost my phone.
A dog was barking and then I threw my phone at it.
And then he caught it in his mouth and then he ran away.
- You haven't had a very good day.
- That's an understatement.
- Guy, I'm sorry.
I know I should have been there for you but I was still mad.
- Nothing will ever stop us from being best friends. - I know.
- Guy, don't. It's gross.
I...
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that.
- You know? People say I'm the ***.
It's funny.
- Guys, this is Rob Norman. - Hi guys.
- He wrote that episode. - I did.
- Who goes to your mind when we you wrote that scene? That scene when we just saw where Guy makes passed-by?
You guys may not be a fan of this. But I'm dying to see Guy and Val get together.
It's like my biggest thing. So like: 'Oh, it's gonna happen. I don't know... it's a beginning...
- So there were some amazing costumes in that episode worn by some amazing guest stars.
Yeah, a lot of people popping some big time bones to these costumes
Julia Lackwoods, Allie Whiley, Kat,
- Corey Vidal reprising his role as Garth Slater - And the young whippersnapper Adam Christie.
It's good. - Fresh base.
We had some awesome art at the beginning, of the episode in the teaser that was tend by
the comic book artist Gabriel Bautista.
- Gabooooo!
- You got an eyelash right here. - Oh! Right here?
- Got it.
What's your wish? - Can't tell.
- I'll tell you mine: that we get together. - Hahaha.
- What was your favourite part about writing the episode?
- I liked... writing it from my bed. - Nice!
- That was really easy and they have to claim me all the way to do it.
I was playing a lot of Arkham City for research, so if you do that, had to rely with nightfall,
had to watch all Batman enemies' series. It's a lot of hard work.
But... someone had to do it. I heard next episode you have a Frew surprise
- I do. I have a Frew surprise for Grew!!
- We'll have a pretty big star. Mr. Alan Frew.
- Glass Tiger. - Of Glass Tiger's band.
- You know that sounds like: 'Don't forget me when I'm gone...'
That's Mr. Alan Frew. - Hey, keep singing.
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- Uh-huh, get them hooked on episode 1. - Get the strange started, you know what I mean?
Get Versus Val's thing off the ground. - Let's get it pumping.
- Adam Christie needs this.
Badly.
- Leave a comment below and we will see you in two weeks. - Bye, kisses!
- Well, I was impetuous when I was young, but there's come the time when you have
to start thinking... more practically.
- True.