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Her apartment's on the fourth floor but the elevator's broken, so...
You're just gonna be done? Okay. Cool. Thanks
We'll just bring it up ourselves.
I hardly think so.
Why not?
Well, we don't have a dolly,
or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.
We don't need strength-- we're physicists.
We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes.
Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth.
It's just a matter of... I don't have this.
Archimedes would be so proud.
Do you have any ideas?
Yes, but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring.
Easy... easy.
Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift
is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs,
call it 30 degrees, so, about half.
Exactly half.
Exactly half.
Let's push.
See, it's moving, this is easy.
It's all in the math.
- What's your formula for the corner? - What?
Okay, no problem.
Just come up here, help me pull and turn.
Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless ***.
You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds
of you having *** congress with this woman.
Men do things for women without expecting sex.
Those would be men who just had sex.
I'm doing this to be a good neighbor.
In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds.
Almost there.
Almost there.
- Almost there. - No, we're not.
- I'm sorry. - No, we're not!
Watch your fingers.
Oh, God, my fingers!
- You okay? - No, her...