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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I'M GREG GUTFELD OR AS I AM
KNOWN IN THE BAHAMAS, THE
PARADISE PEEPER.
ANDY, WHAT IS COMING UP ON
TONIGHT'S SHOW?
>> THANKS, GREG.
IT IS ALL RIGHT.
WE KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN,
AMERICA.
OUR TOP STORY, LITTLE PEOPLE
UPSET THAT THEY WERE CAST IN
"SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN"
YES THAT'S OUR TOP STORY.
AND THE GROUP THAT DEFENDED
NAZIS IS NOW DEFENDING THE
SIDE OF A STUDENT WHO WORE AN
ANTI-GAY T-SHIRT.
AND SOMETHING HAPPENED ON
TUESDAY NIGHT.
WE WILL TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
AND LET YOU NOY.
>> A BUSY TIE TONIGHT.
>> IS IT?
>> YES.
>> I HAD A BUSY DAY.
DOING ALL OF THE WORK YOU
WON'T DO WHILE YOU ARE OFF ON
YOUR OTHER SHOW.
>> THAT IS UNNECESSARY.
JUST COMMENTING ON YOUR
WARDROBE.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME AFTER
ME LIKE THAT.
>> I DID.
THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE.
>> I CAN'T TELL.
>> YOU ARE A MISERABLE, SAD
MAN AND I HOPE YOU PARISH
SLOWLY IN A FIRE.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO INTOXICATING MEN
FAIL BREATHALYZERS.
I AM HERE WITH LEEANN TWEEDEN
FOR POKER AFTER DARK, IT IS A
CARD GAME.
AND JAIME WEINSTEIN, THE
SENIOR EDITOR OF "THE DAILY
CALLER."
AND MY REPULSIVE SIDEKICK,
BILL SCHULZ.
AND IF HILARITY WAS A KETCHUP
BOTTLE I WOULD POUND HIS
BOTTOM IN AN ALL NIGHT DINER.
WITH ME, ACTOR, WRITER,
COMEDIAN WITH A GREAT NEW BOOK
COMING OUT JUNE 12th,
"AMERICA YOU SEXY BLEEP."
AND OUR NEW YORK TIMES ARE
CORRESPONDENT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, PINCH, HOPE
YOU DO WELL TONIGHT.
>> 150 YEARS OLD.
DO NOT AGE ME.
IN SPORTS WHICH IS A SECTION
OF MINE GREG BISHOP REPORTS
THAT SHARAPOVA LOOKS
COMFORTABLE IN HER ROLE AS THE
FAVORITE TO WIN THE FRENCH
OPEN.
WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, THE
SULTRY RUSSIAN SUPERSTAR WAS
QUOTED AS SAYING [GRUNTING].
SEE HOW MY MOUTH MATCHED?
IT MATCHED EVERY WORD I SAID.
>> THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
>> I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT.
TELL THAT MAGICAL GIANT I AM
BETTER AT THIS NOW SINCE HE
WAS ON LAST NIGHT.
>> FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T WANT
PENN GILLETTE HUMILIATED PINCH
FOR SAYING -- WHAT DID HE
SAY?
>> HE SAID MY WORDS DON'T
MATCH MY MOUTH SOMETIMES, AND
THEY DO TONIGHT.
>>> DO THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE
IN "SNOW WHITE"?
LITTLE PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT
UNIVERSAL CHOSE NONDWARF
ACTORS AS DWARFS IN THE BIG
DGBUET FILM.
IN "SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTS
MAN" SAYS THEY WERE DIGITALLY
FIT INTO DWARVES BODIES THERE
BY ROBBING THE ACTORS OF
ROLES.
THAT UH POLES THOSE NOT TALL.
LIKE DANNY WOOD BURN FROM
"SEINFIELD" FAME WHO SAID" WE
WILL NEW YOUR SLEEP INK INK.
THIS IS AKIN TO BLACK FACE.
IF THEY WERE CASTING LITTLE
PEOPLE AS THE DOCTOR ON ER --
THERE IS A RECENT REFERENCE OR
THE LAWYER ON "THE GOOD WIFE"
IF IT WORKS BOTH WAYS I
WOULDN'T HAVE A BEEF WITH
THIS.
BUT IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
A REP SAYS THE MOVE WAS A
CASTING DECISION AND NOT A
BODY TYPE DECISION.
RACIST.
MEANWHILE NOTHER FILM NEWS,
THE MINI PIG FOR "BABE" IS
STILL DOING HIS THING.
FUNNY UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT
IS CUL FURYK ACID.
I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING THESE
FILMS AND THEY STILL MAKE ME
SICK.
ARE AVERAGE SIZED ACTORS
STEALING LITTLE PEOPLE'S ROLLS
?
>> ARE AVERAGE SIZED ACTORS
STEALING LITTLE PEOPLE'S
ROLLS?
NO.
THIS IS STUPID.
I AM SPEAKING AS AN
AVERAGE-SIZED ACTOR.
AVERAGE-SIZED ACTOR TO A
DISCO MINUTE YEN-SIZED --
DIMINION-SIZED ACTOR --
>> THAT WAS HURTFUL.
>> BUT TRUE.
THIS IS STUPID.
THE COMPARISON TO BLACK FACE
IS STUPID.
IF YOU CAN GET IAN McSHANE
AND BOB HOSKINS, THAT'S WHO
YOU WILL CAST.
IT IS LIKE WE ARE GOING TO
RECAST "THE HOBBIT" AND ALL OF
THIS IMPAR BEG?
NO.
LET THE LITTLE PEOPLE BE THE
LITTLE PEOPLE.
SOMETIMES THEY WILL BE AVERAGE
SIZED PEOPLE PLAYING LITTLE
PEOPLE.
>> YOU WILL GET SO MANY
LETTERS, LITTLE LETTERS.
>> POSTCARDS.
>> I AM A PROUD LITTLE
PERSON.
I THINK OF MYSELF AS ONE OF
THE TALLEST SHORT PEOPLE.
>> ARE YOU PROPORTIONAL EXCEPT
FOR YOUR HEAD.
>> I HAVE A GIBBET HEAD.
I AM A -- I HAVE A GIANT
HEAD.
I AM A LOLLIPOP.
I AM A CHARMED LOLLIPOP.
DOESN'T DANNY HAVE A POINT?
THE FACT IS THERE ARE PLENTY
OF TALENTED LITTLE PEOPLE OUT
THERE WHO DESERVE A CHANCE.
WHY GIVE IT TO THESE HAS BEEN
BRITISH ACTORS ?
BOB HOSKINS?
WHO CARES.
THE LAST THING HE DID WAS
"MONA LISA."
>> NO, HE HAS NO PO MI T.
EXECUTIVES CAN HIRE WHO EVER
THEY WANTS.
LIKE YOU SAID.
BEING AN ACTOR, YOU
PROMISED ANY ROLES EVER.
LIKE BEING A TV SHOW HOST YOU
WERE NEVER PROMISED --
>> I AM THE WHATEVER.
OR WHATEVER, THE THING NEXT TO
ME.
>> IT MAKES ME MAD THOUGH THAT
THAT -- COME ON THIS IS
AMERICA.
IT IS A FREE WORLD.
IF THEY WANT TO HIRE SOMEBODY
FOR SOMETHING, OR IF THEY
DON'T WANT TO HIRE YOU FOR
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T COME OUT
AND SAY THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MY JOB.
MAYBE IT WAS OFFERED TO HIM
AND THEN THEY TOOK IT BACK
MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE MORE OF AN
ARGUMENT, BUT IT WAS NEVER HIS
ROLE ANYWAY.
I CAN UNDERSTAND WHERE HE WAS
UPSET, BUT THERE IS NOTHING
WRONG WITH IT.
>> I GET YOUR POINT.
AMERICA IS A FREE WORLD UNLESS
YOU ARE SHORT, VERY GOOD.
>> NOW YOU ARE PUTTING WORDS
IN MY MOUTH.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU
SAID.
I HEARD IT.
MY EARS MAY BE SMALL, BUT THEY
GET EVERYTHING.
>> HAVE I A THEORY ON THIS.
I HAVE A THEORY ON THIS.
THE RECALL THAT OCCURRED FOR
THE LAST COUPLE DAYS, WASN'T
THAT DESIGNED TO TAKE THE HEAT
OFF HOLLYWOOD'S ATTACK ON THE
LITTLE PEOPLE.
WHILE WE FOCUSED ON THIS, WE
DIDN'T REALIZE "SNOW WHITE AND
THE HUNTSMAN" WAS DOING
SOMEBODY HORRIBLE.
>> THAT WAS MICHAEL WILL YOU
PLEASE.
MY COLUMN.
I AM SOMEWHAT SYMPATHETIC.
YOU TAKE AWAY DWARF TOSSING
AND NOW YOU TAKE AWAY THIS?
THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WILL GO
THROUGH THE ROOF.
THEY HAVE DUMB PEOPLE PLAY
SMART PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD.
>> WOW.
>> WOW, THAT IS A GROWN UP
RING.
THAT IS SO LOUD.
SORRY, CONTINUE.
>> THAT'S AN ANGRY DWARF.
>> THAT WAS MY WIFE WHO IS
ANGRY AT ME.
>> IT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
THEY ALLOWED DUMB PEOPLE TO
PLAY SMART PEOPLE IN
HOLLYWOOD.
>> TRUE.
>> GARY SINICE HAD LEGS IN
"FOREST GUMP."
BIG BIRD IS PLAYED BY A HUMAN
AND BIRDS NEVER COMPLAIN.
>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING
POINT.
YOU KNOW THE REVERSE THAT
WOULD MAKE IT OKAY IS ALLOWING
LITTLE PEOPLE TO ADDITION FOR
TALL PEOPLE ROLES AND ALLOWING
THEM TO SUPERIMPOSE THEIR
NORMAL-SIZED FACES TO TALL
BODIES.
FOR EXAMPLE TOM CRUISE COULD
FINALLY PLAY IN N ADULT.
PLAY AN ADULT.
>> I THINK WE ARE IGNORING THE
REAL STORY HERE.
THE REAL STORY IS HOLLYWOOD --
NOT ONLY, BUT IT WOULD BE A
GOOD IDEA TO A LIVE ACTION
SNOW WHITE, THAT THEY THOUGHT
IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA THEY
MADE TWO FILMS OF A LIVE
ACTION SNOW WHITE.
THEY GREEN LIT TWO FILMS.
THIS IS COMING FROM A
HOLLYWOOD INSIDER.
YOU KNOW WHY?
THEY USED THE WORD GREEN LID.
FURTHERMORE IT IS CALLED "SNOW
WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN."
DWARFS SHOULD BE ANGRY THAT
THEY TOOK THEIR NAME OUT OF
THE TITLE.
THERE WAS NO HUNTSMAN.
IT IS A REASON TO RECAST
"THOR."
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT POLITICS
HERE, MIB.
ISN'T THE POINT MOOT IF THAT
IS THE CORRECT WAY OF PUTTING
IT?
ALL ACTORS WILL DISAPPEAR
EVENTUALLY, AND THEY WILL BE
REPLACED BY BASICALLY --
>> I DISAGREE WITH YOUR BASIC
PREMISE, GREG.
ACTORS LIVE FOREVER.
THAT IS THE JOY OF BEING A
THESPIAN.
WE WILL ALWAYS EXIST ON THE
SILVER SCREEN.
>> THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I GOT TINGLY IN ALL OF THE
RIGHT PLACES.
AND IT IS NOT CAUSED BY
VIRUS.
>> FROM SQUIRTS TO SHIRTS,
DOES YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
INCLUDE WEARING A T?
THE ACCLUE, NOT SURE WHAT THAT
IS, SAYS YES AFTER A
CONNECTICUT HIGH SCHOOL TOLD A
STUDENT HE HAD TO REMOVE AN
ANTI-GAY SHIRT.
IT WAS THE ACLU, I KNOW.
>> IT IS AN ANTI-RAINBOW
SHIRT.
IT IS NOT AN ANTI-GAY SHIRT.
>> TRUE.
THE FRONT OF SETH GRUDY HAD
THIS WITH A SLASH THROUGH IT.
THE BACK WAS MALE AND FEMALE
STICK FIGURES WITH THE WORDS
"EXCESSIVE SPEECH DAY"
UNDERNEATH.
THEY WORE THE SHIRT ON THE DAY
OF SILENCE.
THE NATIONAL EVENT THAT
ORGANIZERS SAY IS AIMED AT
BRINGING ATTENTION TO
ANTI-LGBT NAME CALLING,
BULLYING AND HARASSMENT IN
SCHOOLS.
HE SAID HE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO
WEAR THIS WITH THE LEGAL
DIRECTOR NOTING THE FIRST
AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN TO
PROTECT UNPOPULAR SPEECH WHICH
WAS NATURALLY THE SPEECH THAT
WILL ALWAYS NEED PROTECTION.
THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT.
I BET YOU ARE WONDERING HOW IS
THE CLASS PET TAKING THE
NEWS?
>> OH MY GOODNESS.
>> IT IS SO CUTE.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> SLEEP APNEA IS NO JOKE.
>> OR ANTI-RAINBOW.
>> THE PRINCIPAL IS EVEN IF
THIS GUY IS BEING A JERK, HE
HAS A RIGHT TO BE A JERK.
THE ACLU'S JOB IS ALWAYS TO
PROTECT JERKS.
>> REGARDLESS ON WHERE YOU
STAND AND WHETHER IT GOES OVER
THE LINE YOU DON'T HAVE AN
ABSOLUTE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT YOU
WANT.
FREE SPEECH I BELIEVE IN
WHOLEHEARTEDLY, BUT YOU CAN'T
GO AROUND SCREAMING -- AND I
AM NOT SUGGESTING, BUT
OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL GET IN
TROUBLE THERE.
CAN I POINT OUT THIS IS A DAY
OF SILENCE, SO THEY HAD TO
BREAK THE SILENCE TO TELL HIM
HE WAS SUSPENDED OR WHATEVER
HE DID?
>> HE REALLY IS THE WINNER AND
AN AMERICAN HERO WHICH IS WHAT
YOU WERE SAYING IN THE GREEN
ROOM, MICHAEL.
>> YES.
I AM GOING WITH WHAT YOU ARE
SAYING.
AN AMERICAN HERO.
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT
OF MY MOUTH.
>> LOOK.
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE SYMPATHY FOR BOTH SIDES
OF THE THING.
I AM ALL IN FAVOR OF UNPOPULAR
SPEECH.
I MADE MY LIVING MAKING
UNPOPULAR SPEECH.
IT WASN'T OBSCENE.
IT WASN'T PARTICULARLY P RE
JORRATIVE.
I AM OKAY WITH THE KID WEARING
THE T-SHIRT.
LET THE FREE MARKET SORT IT
OUT.
LET THEM BEAT HIM UP AFTER
SCHOOL.
>> IT IS ALMOST LIKE A JERK
MAGNIFIER.
IF SOMEBODY WEARS THAT, YOU
JUST REALIZE THAT PERSON IS A
JERK.
BUT IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE LEEANN
YOU HAVE THE SAME SHIRT.
>> REALLY?
I DIDN'T REALIZE UNLESS THEY
SNUCK IT IN MY CLOSET.
>> AREN'T THEY ALWAYS THE MOST
HOMOPHOBIC?
>> OR SAYING WHAT PEOPLE CAN
AND CAN'T SAY IS A SLIPPERY
SLOPE.
I AM WITH YOU ON IT.
I DON'T THINK THE KID SHOULD
HAVE BEEN TOLD TO TAKE OFF HIS
SHIRT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF
THE SCHOOL IS HAVING A SILENT
DAY, THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T
HAVE A SILENT DAY EITHER AND
GO ABOUT LEARNING IN SCHOOL
AND LETTING IT BE.
24R* HAS ALWAYS BEEN BULLIES.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY SAY
IT, IT IS SOMETHING IN LIFE.
IT HAPPENED FOR HUNDREDS OF
YEARS.
PEOPLE ARE STILL BULLIED.
I WAS BULLIED AS A KID.
>> AND YOU WERE A BULLY.
EVERYBODY SAYS THEY WERE
BULLIED.
NO ONE SAYS THEY WERE A
BULLY.
I WAS A BULLY AND I WAS
BULLIED.
>> JERK!
>> IT IS LIKE THAT THING WHERE
NOBODY REMEMBERS -- THEY NEVER
REMEMBER WHEN THEY ARE
GAMBLING.
THEY NEVER REMEMBER THEIR
LOSSES.
THEY ONLY REMEMBER THEIR
WINS.
THE SAME THING WITH BULLYING.
EVERYBODY SAYS I REMEMBER THAT
GUY BILLY USED TO BEAT ME UP.
BUT THERE WAS THAT DAY YOU
BEAT UP TOMMY BECAUSE BILLY
BEAT YOU UP.
IT IS LIKE "THE LORD OF THE
FLIES."
>> I JUST THINK WE NEED MORE
BULLIES.
>> AND BY THE WAY, MANY
CELEBRITIES CLAIM THEY WERE
BULLIED.
IN ORDER TO BECOME A CELEBRITY
--
>> YOU HAVE TO BULLY.
>> YOU ARE CREATING
CELEBRITIES.
>> I WAS A VERBAL BULLIER.
>> I BET YOU WERE SNIDE.
>> THE ONLY RETALIATION I GOT
WAS GETTING THE [BLEEP] KICKED
OUT OF ME.
>> YOU LIKED THAT.
>> I PREFER IT.
I PAY FOR IT NOW.
>> BILL, LET'S PLAY A GAME I
CALL PRETENDING WHAT BILL SAYS
MATTERS. THE PRINCIPAL HAD
HIM REMOVE IT FOR SECURITY
REASONS, HIS SHIRT.
IS THAT A GOOD POINT.
>> FOR HIS SECURITY?
>> SO THE KID WOULDN'T GET
HURT.
>> I TAKE ISSUE WITH YOUR
COMMENT THAT SAID YOU WERE A
BULLY.
PARTICULARLY AFTER LISTENING
TO THAT QUESTION, HURTFUL.
SECONDLY, GOD BLESS THE ACLU.
THEY ALWAYS DEFEND [BLEEP].
I OPPOSITE OF CONDEMN THEM FOR
THIS.
>> I THINK IT IS CALLED
CONDONE.
>> I CONDONE IT.
>> AND SECONDLY AS FAR AS THE
KID IS CONCERNED, COMING OUT
OF THE CLOSET IS HARD ENOUGH.
IT MAKES IT EVEN MORE
DIFFICULT WHEN THERE IS
SELF-HATRED INVOLVED.
EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE CLOSETED
GAY BOY.
DON'T CONDEMN IT.
JAY HERE IS THE THING.
I COULD NEVER BE A PRINCIPAL
BECAUSE I WOULD AT ANY HIGH
SCHOOL -- I WOULD FIND EVERY
SHIRT OFFENSIVE AND DEMAND
THEY ALL BE TAKEN OFF EVERY
DAY.
HERE IS THE THING.
YOU ARE A REBEL.
IF IN YOUR SCHOOL THEY DECLARE
A DAY OF SILENCE, AND YOU WERE
FORCED TO ACT A CERTAIN WAY,
WOULDN'T THERE BE SOMETHING
INSIDE YOU TO REBEL AND DO
SOMETHING OBNOXIOUS?
IN A WAY YOU MIGHT BE BY
FORCING FORCING -- WHETHER IT
IS CORRECT OR NOT --
>> THAT'S WHY I AM SAYING
THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.
>> WELL, SOME CAN.
>> HOW ABOUT A DAY OF
READING?
>> A DAY OF NOT FAILING.
>> FROM SHIRTS TO SUITS, THEY
WANT TO PULL THE PLUG ON
EAVESDROPPING BUGS.
EIGHT MUSLIMS HAVE FILED A
FEDERAL LAWSUIT IN NEW JERSEY
TO FORCE THE NYPD TO STOP ITS
POST 9/11 SURVEILLANCE
TARGETING PEOPLE OF THEIR
FAITH.
THE APP HAS REPORTED
EXTENSIVELY ON THE INTEL
PRACTICES SUCH AS MONITORING
WHERE PEOPLE DINED, PRAYED AND
GOT THEIR HAIRCUT WHILE
INFILTRATING MOSQUES AND
STUDENT GROUPS.
QUOTE, THE CONSTITUTIONAL
VIOLATION THAT THE NYPD DID
COMMIT WAS ON A GROUP BASED ON
RELIGION.
THE NYPD AGREES AND SAYS THEY
WILL TRAVEL ANYWHERE AND NO
COURT HAS RULED THE PROGRAM
WAS ILLEGAL.
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHO WILL
NEVER STOP SPYING ON PEOPLE?
>> NOTHING WRONG WERE THAT.
JUST DOING HIS JOB.
YOU SEE SOMETHING, PURR
SOMETHING.
I AM OFF THE CUFF JUST LIKE
THAT.
>> YOU LOOKED AT ME WHEN YOU
WERE SAYING THAT.
I FELT I NEEDED TO RESPOND.
>> I CORNERED YOU WITH MY
FACE.
>> ONE OF THE PLAINTIFFS IS AN
ARMY RESERVIST WHO SERVED IN
EYEING RAY.
HE COMPARES IT TO SADDAM'S
SECRET POLICE.
>> THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ANYTHING
ABOUT SADDAM'S SECRET POLICE
--
>> IS YOU.
>> THE COMPARISON IS SILLY.
THE PEOPLE IN THE UNITED
STATES THAT SEE CHRISTIAN
FUNDAMENTAL LISTS AND CALL
THEM THE TALIBAN, THEY KNOW
NOTHING OF WHAT THE TALIBAN
IS.
HOW THE AT THAT . WORK TO MAKE
THE COMPARISON.
THE COURTS HAVE LOOKED INTO
THIS.
THE ONES THAT HAVE HAVEN'T
FOUND A PROBLEM.
EVEN ONE OF THE STUDENTS --
THE LEADER OF THE STUDENT
GROUP THAT WAS INFILTRATED WAS
HAPPY TO HEAR THE POLICE WERE
DOING THEIR JOBS.
YOU CANNOT PRETEND THAT THE
THREAT AGAINST US IS NOT
COMING FROM EASY LAW MIST --
ISLAMIST FUNDED TERRORISTS.
>> MICHAEL BLOOMBURG SUPPORTS
THE SURVEILLANCE.
>> AND I TAKE ISSUE ON YOUR
ATTACK FOR PRETENDING.
PRETENDING IS FUN.
>> LEANN, DO WE RISK
ALIENATING MUSLIMS AND EVEN
RADICAL EYEING.
RADICAL EYEING THEM.
>> I DON'T THINK SO. NOT ALL
MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS, BUT
ALL OF THE TERRORISTS WERE
MUSLIM.
THERE IS A FINE LINE OF TRYING
TO SNOOP, BUT NOT SNOOP TOO
MUCH.
AND I THINK THEY ARE DOING
THEIR JOB.
IF THEY ARE RIGHT HERE IN OUR
BACKYARD AND THEY ARE DOING
WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING, AND
IF THEY -- IF THEY CATCH THEM,
THEN EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE
HAPPY.
THANK GOD THEY WERE WATCHING
THEM.
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING
THEM.
WHAT WAS NYPD DOING?
>> IT IS GOING TO BE -- THAT'S
A GOOD POINT.
IT IS A LOSE-LOSE SITUATION.
IF YOU ARE A SNOOPER PEOPLE
WILL ACCUSE YOU OF INFRINGING
ON THEIR RIGHTS.
IF YOU DON'T DO IT, THEY WILL
ACCUSE YOU OF DROPPING THE
BALL.
>> THIS WHOLE THING MAKES ME
SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.
I AM SO FAIR MINDED AND SO
TERRORISTIC MINDED I CAN SEE
BOTH SIDES OF THIS CLEARLY.
THE MUSLIMS ARE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
THE NYPD IS TARGETING THEM
SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE
MUSLIM, SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE
OF THEIR RELIGION AND THEY
HAVE A RIGHT TO BE SCARED
SOMETIMES BECAUSE WE PERCEIVE
TERRORISM AS A PREDOMINANTLY
MUSLIM THREAT.
>> THAT'S WHY WE ARE ON "RED
EYE."
IT IS THREADING THE NEEDLE.
>> ARE YOU A MAN ON A WIRE.
YOU ARE LIKE THE FRENCH GUY.
>> YES AND I ROUTINELY PUNCHED
MY OWN DEATH RHETORICALLY
SPEAKING.
I HATE THIS.
I HATE THIS ISSUE.
>> IT IS A TOUGH ONE.
>> LET ME GO TO BILL BEFORE WE
TAKE A BREAK.
YOU PLANTED TINY CAMERAS IN
YOUR BATHROOM SO PEOPLE COULD
WATCH YOU.
WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THIS?
>> MY BATHROOM IS AN ALLEY AND
THEY BELONG TO THE CITY.
>> I BELIEVE IT WAS BENJAMIN
FRANKLIN WHO SAID THE LINE
THOSE WHO GIVE UP LIBERTY FOR
A LITTLE SAFETY DESERVE
NEITHER SAFETY NOR LIBERTY.
AND WE KNOW OUR FORE FATHERS
ARE DEEM MY GODS, BUT -- DEMI
GODS, BUT I DO TAKE ISSUE WITH
THAT LINE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T
LIVE NEXT TO A BUNCH OF SCARY
MUSS LIMES.
IF YOU CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THE
QUOTE WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
>>> COMING UP, ARE ALL PEOPLE
WITH THREE NAMES SERIAL
KILLERS ?
HE CUSSES IT IN HIS -- HE
DISCUSS ITSELF IN HIS NEW
BOOK.
FIRST, WHY IS AMANDA BYNES
ASKING OBAMA FOR HELP?
WELL WHO IS
>>> WILL THE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF LISTEN TO
HER BEEF?
WELL LOS ANGELES PROSECUTORS
CHARGED AMMAN DID -- AMANDA
BYNES WITH A DUH I AFTER SHE
GRAZED A SHERIFF PATROL CAR IN
AN EARLY MORNING ACCIDENT IN
APRIL.
ON APRIL THE EASY A ACTRESS
MADE A PLEA WITH THE PRESIDENT
TWEETING "BARACK OBAMA, I
DON'T DRINK.
FIRE THE COP WHO ARRESTED ME.
I ALSO DON'T HIT AND RUN.
THE END."
OBAMA HAS BEEN SILENT ON BYNES
WHINE MEANING THE NICKELODEON
THESPIAN COULD LOSE HER
LICENSE FOR A YEAR.
AND THEY CHARGED WITH GOAT
WITH BEING TOTALLY COOL.
>> HOPE HE DOESN'T EAT IT.
>> YOU KNOW HE PICKED THAT UP
FROM WATCHING MOVIES.
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT
HOLLYWOOD, MICHAEL.
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS NOT
RESPONDED TO HER PLEAS.
SHOULD HE BE IMPEACHED?
JAY PRESIDENT OBAMA NEEDS TO
TAKE A STAND.
I AM NOT COMING DOWN ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER ON THIS.
BUT SOMEBO
IN THE PRESS ROOM OR I DON'T
CARE IF IT IS THE OVAL OFFICE
OR THE SITUATION ROOM, BUT SAY
SOMETHING TO THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE ABOUT THIS.
>> EXACTLY.
>> YOU CAN'T STAY IN SILENCE.
THIS IS WHY EUROPE IS GOING TO
HELL.
WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE HE
STANDS ON THIS DUI WITH AMANDA
BYNES.
>> HE CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.
JAIME, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
HOWEVER A LOT OF WHEELS ARE IN
MOTION BEHIND THE SCENES AT
THE WHITE HOUSE TO GET THE
CHARGES DROPPED AND THIS COP
FIRED IMMEDIATELY?
>> I THINK THEY ARE TAKING ALL
OF THE TROOPS THAT #R* LOOKING
FOR KONY IN UGANDA AND
REFOCUSING ON AMANDA BYNES.
I AM NOT SURPRISED SHE WOULD
THINK HE WOULD GET INVOLVED.
>> I THINK HE IS ACTUALLY IN
L.A. TONIGHT.
MAYBE HE CAN HELP HER.
>> THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION.
SHE THERE, AND HE WILL TAKE
CARE OF IT.
>> IT IS UNDER THE COVER OF A
FUNDRAISER HE IS GOING TO HAVE
SOME FUN WITH AMANDA.
LEEANN, IF THIS WAS GEORGE
CLOONEY HE WOULD DO IT.
THIS IS PROBABLY A SEXIST
ISSUE.
>> MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE
TWEETED GEORGE.
I DON'T THINK BARAK WILL HELP
HER.
I JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THESE YOUNG WHATEVER C-LIST
ACTRESSES.
>> HOW DARE YOU?
>> HAVE I NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING.
BUT THE ENTITLEMENT OF THE
GENERATION, BECAUSE YOU HAVE
TWITTER YOU WILL TWEET TO THE
WORLD AND EVERYBODY WILL READ
THAT STUPIDITY?
PRESIDENT, CAN YOU HELP ME
OUT?
>> SHE IS CLEARLY TONGUE AND
CHEEK.
THIS COULD NOT HAVE BEEN
SERIOUS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I DON'T DRINK, AND THEN SHE
RUNS INTO A CARVE A COP?
REALLY?
>> I'M SORRY, MAYBE YOU ARE
NOT TAKING XANAX, BUT YOU ARE
DRINKING, WHATEVER.
>> CAN WE GO TO THE THING THAT
DRIVES ME CRAZY IN AWFUL THESE
CASES WHEN THEY SAY THE
ACCIDENT TAKES PLACE EARLY
MORNING GIVING THE IMPRESSION
THAT SOMEBODY GOT UP EARLY TO
DO SOMETHING, TO PICK UP SOME
COFFEE.
WHEN THEY SAY IT IS AN EARLY
MORNING CRASH IT MEANS THEY
ARE DRIVING HOME LIKE CRAZED
DRUGGED OUT MANIACS FROM A
PARTY.
>> PRETTY MUCH.
>> THAT'S MY POINT.
>> IT IS SUPPOSITION.
>> ARE YOU CORRECT.
>> IT IS WORTH REMEMBERING
THAT AMANDA BYNES REFUSED A
BREATHALYZER.
I HAVE REFUSED A LOT OF
BREATHALYZERS, AND IT IS NEVER
BECAUSE I WASN'T DRINKING.
I NEVER SAY I AM SOBER, BUT I
DON'T NEED TO PROVE THAT TO
YOU.
>> WHO WILL YOU BELIEVE?
A YOUNG ACTRESS GIRL GOING
HOME AT 4:00 A.M.
>> OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
>> OR A COP?
>> BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT THE
FIRST AWESOME TWEET BY AN
AWESOME PERSON.
I GIVE YOU ONE SHE SENT OUT
TWO YEARS AGO.
QUOTE, I LIKE BLACK MEN.
I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO THEM.
JUST FYI.
>> THAT WAS AMANDA BYNES?
>> THAT WAS AMANDA BYNES.
>> THAT PERFECTLY EXPRESSES
HOW I FEEL.
>> DOESN'T SHE SPEAK FOR
EVERYONE ON THIS PANEL WHO
DRINKS EXCESSIVELY?
>> JOE BIDEN, THIS IS THE WAY
HE COMMUNE CANTS WITH
PRESIDENT OBAMA.
HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL
PROBLEMS WITH THE LAW AND HE
CALLED THE PRESIDENT TO HELP
THROUGH TWITTER.
>> B, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
>> TWITTER IS A GREAT
EQUALIZER.
YOU CAN TALK TO ANYBODY.
SOMETIMES YOU TALK TO SOMEBODY
AS BIG AS THE PRESIDENT.
>>> ON THAT NOTE, DO YOU HAVE
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>>> WELCOME BACK.
LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG.
FOR THAT WE GO TO ANDY LEVY.
ANDY?
>> HI, GREG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> HE IS FLIPPING PAPERS
AROUND.
>> WHO SAID THAT?
>> I DID.
>> IT IS ON.
>> OH BOY, YES, BRING IT.
>> DWARVES COMPLAINING ABOUT
SNOW WHITE.
MICHAEL YOU SAID IT IS STUPID,
AND I HEAR YOU.
BUT I'M THINKING IT HAS TO BE
TOUGH ENOUGH TO FIND A LOT OF
WORK AS A LITTLE PERSON IN
HOLLYWOOD, AND THEN YOU HEAR
THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT
SNOW WHITE AND YOU ARE LIKE,
THANK YOU, LORD.
THEN THE STUDIO CALLS AND THEY
SAY, YES, ABOUT THAT.
>> HERE IS MY THING.
IF YOU ARE A LITTLE PERSON AND
YOU MAKE THE CAREER CHOICE TO
BE AN ACTOR, YOU KNOW YOU ARE
GOING TO BE IN FOR SOME TOUGH
TIMES AND YOU CAN'T
NECESSARILY THINK TO YOURSELF
AT SOME POINT THEY WILL MAKE A
SNOW WHITE MOVIE AND I WILL BE
FINE.
WE HAVE PETER DINKLIGE.
HE BUFFED THE ODDS FOR
EVERYBODY.
THEY ARE SAYING, PETER, YOU
GOT THIS.
I AM GOING INTO ACCOUNTING OR
CONSTRUCTION OR WHATEVER IT
IS.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR.
I HONESTLY DO THINK -- I THINK
YOU WAIT YOUR WHOLE CAREER FOR
SOMETHING LIKE A SNOW WHITE
MOVIE WITH NOT ONE LITTLE
PERSON, BUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
ACTUALLY.
>> THERE ARE ALWAYS BEST BUY
COMMERCIALS AT CHRISTMASTIME.
>> THEY HAVE "GAME OF THROWNS"
GRANTED THAT IS ONE PERSON.
>> MICHAEL SAID THAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
HONESTLY, I AM MORE UPSET THEY
CAST KRISTEN STEWART AS SNOW
WHITE AND TOOK A JOB FROM
SOMEBODY WHO CAN ACTUALLY SEW
-- SHOW EMOTION.
>> SHE IS A CANADIAN ICON.
>> SHE WAS THE BOY IN "PANIC
ROOM," RIGHT?
>> HOW DARE YOU?
SHE HAD ASTHMA IN THAT MOVIE.
APOLOGIZE TO ASTHMATIC.
>> SHE WAS AN ASTHMATIC
TEENAGE BOY.
>> NO, SHE WASN'T.
>> AND YOU MENTIONED GREG IS A
DIMINUTIVE TALK SHOW HOST.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS OUR
CLOSE STORY?
>> IT CUT A LITTLE CLOSE TO
THE BONE, RIGHT?
>> IF IT DID I WOULDN'T HAVE
DONE THE STORY.
BUT I AM OKAY WITH IT.
>> YOU EMBRACE IT.
YOU EMBRACE YOUR GENETIC
FREAKISHNESS.
>> COME ON.
YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE AN ANGRY
MAN.
>> THANKS FOR SPILLING MY
SECRET.
>> SHAME ON YOU FOR SAYING
THAT THIS MAKES YOU MAD THAT
THIS IS AMERICA AND IT IS A
FREE WORLD, BUT NOT FOR THE
LITTLE PEOPLE.
WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A
CIVILIZED DISCUSSION ABOUT
THIS.
IT IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE.
TO JUST BRING YOUR HATRED AND
BIGOTRY TO THE STUDIO, I AM
APPALLED.
>> IT IS 2012, MAN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> GREG, YOU SAID WHAT WOULD
MAKE THIS OKAY IS IF LITTLE
PEOPLE COULD ADDITION FOR TALL
PEOPLE ROLES AND THEY COULD
SUPERIMPOSE THEIR HEADS SO
TALL BODIES.
THEN TOM CRUISE CAN PLAY AN
ADULT.
MAYBE THEY ARE DOING THAT
BECAUSE HE IS PLAYING JACK
REACHER WHO IS LIKE 6 FOOT 4
IN THE BOOKS.
>> THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE
CHANNING TATUM WAITING TO PLAY
THAT ROLE.
HAVE I BEEN ASKING HIM TO PLAY
THAT ROLE.
>> YOU ASK HIM TO PLAY A LOT
OF ROLES.
>> I DO.
THAT'S WHY I AM NOT ALLOWED
NEAR HIS TRAILER.
>> ASK IS A POLITE WORD.
IN THE ORIGINAL GRIMMS FAIRY
TALE THERE WAS A HUNTSMAN.
BACK OFF ON SAYING THERE WAS
NEVER A HUNTSMAN.
>> FINE, BUT HE WAS NOT IN THE
TITLE.
THAT BELONGS TO THE ADORABLE
DWARVES.
>> HOW MANY?
>> THERE WAS SEVEN DWARVES.
>> CAN YOU NAME THEM?
>> SLEEPY, ***, GRUMPY,
BASHFUL AND JOE.
>> AND DAVID.
>> DAVID, THE FEMALE DWARF.
>> AND SCHMOOZY, THE JEWISH
DWARF.
>> HE MADE IT IN HOLLYWOOD.
>> RUNS THE WHOLE THING.
JAY HE IS THE EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER.
>> SUCH FAME FROM SUCH A
LITTLE MAN, WAY TO GO,
SCHMOOZY.
>> GREG, YOU REFERRED TO THE
SCHOOL AS WELCOT HI?
>> YES.
>> I THINK IT IS PRONOUNCED
WELCOT.
I'M ASSUMING MICHAEL WOULD
KNOW BETTER THAN I WOULD.
I CAN'T DO THE JAW CLINCH
THING.
>> WAS THIS A CONNECTICUT
SCHOOL?
>> YES, RIGHT IN YOUR
BACKYARD.
>> KNOTS IN MY -- NOT IN MY
BACKYARD, BUDDY.
>> NIMBY AS WE LIKE TO SAI.
JAIME YOU SAID THIS WAS A DAY
OF SILENCE AND THEY HAD TO
BREAK THE SILENCE TO YELL AT
THIS KID AND MAKE HIM TAKE OFF
HIS SHIRT.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OF
SILENCE FROM THE BULLYING OF
LGBT KIDS.
>> IS THAT TRUE?
WHY IS IT AN ANTI-BULLYING
DAY?
WHY SILENCE?
>> IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY
THAT LESBIAN, GAY, BI AND
TRANSGENDER STUDENTS CANNOT
HAVE -- CANNOT BE BULLIED.
>> EVERY OTHER DAY IS OKAY
THEN?
>> EVERY OTHER DAY IS FINE.
THAT I DO KNOW.
>> THEY JUST WANT ONE DAY AND
YOU ALL WENT ALL OVER THEM.
MICHAEL, YOU WERE OKAY WITH
THE KID WEARING THE SHIRT,
WHICH I AM TOO, BUT WEARING
SPECIFICALLY ON THIS DAY WAS
JERKY.
>> OF COURSE IT IS JERKY, BUT
YOU CAN'T SEPARATE THE TWO.
HE IS SPECIFICALLY WEARING IT
ON THIS DAY TO MAKE A SILENT
STATEMENT.
A SILENT, ANNOYING, BIGOTED
STATEMENT.
WHICH I FULLY SUPPORT.
>> IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME AS
YOU ARE KNOWN AS A TWITTER
BULLY.
IT IS NOT SURPRISING TO ME
THAT YOU WOULD SUPPORT THIS.
>> I HAVE BEEN TRYING MY BEST
AS A TWITTER BULLY.
>> YOU SAID BULLYING IS
SOMETHING THAT KIDS HAVE TO DO
WITH.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IS IT A BAD IDEA FOR SCHOOL TO
HAVE A DAY TO PO NIE T OUT IT
IS NOT -- POINT OUT IT IS THE
RIGHT THING TO DO?
>> ONLY IF YOU WILL BULLY THE
KID WEARING THE SHIRT.
TO ME THAT IS BULLYING.
MAKING HIM TAKE OFF THE
SHIRT.
I SEE A GUY WEARING A SHIRT I
DON'T AGREE WITH.
>> THE BULLY IS NOT TAKING HIM
TAKE OFF THE SHIRT.
IT IS GOING THROUGH THE
SPANKING MACHINE AFTERWARD.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
>> I AGREE.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THIS ONE DAY
AND THEN PULLEY THE KID
BECAUSE HE PRESIDENT WHATTED
TO REPRESENT WHAT HE WANTED TO
REPRESENT ON THE SAME DAY.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST
PART OF THE STORY WAS WHEN HE
TOOK OFF THE SHIRT IT WAS
REVEALED HE HAD A GIANT TATOO
OF JUDY GARLAND ON HIS CHEST.
EVERYONE WAS UPSET BY THIS.
>> AND RIPPED ABS.
AMAZING.
>> GREG, YOU SAID THE
PRINCIPAL HAD THE STUDENT
REMOVE HIS SHIRT FOR HIS OWN
SAFETY.
I DON'T BELIEVE THE PRINCIPAL
SAID ANY SUCH THING.
>> IT IS CALLED READING IT
FAST.
>>> NEW JERSEY MUSS LIMES
SUING THE -- MUSLIMS SUING THE
NYPD.
I AGREE IT SHOULDN'T BE
COMPARED TO THE POLICE.
VERY SMART OF THEM TO HAVE A
GUY WHO IS A U.S. ARMY
RESERVIST TO BE ONE OF THE
PLAINTIFFS.
THAT IS A GENIUS MOVE.
>> YOU SAID IF THEY CATCH
THEM, MEANING TERRORISTS,
EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY, AND
YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT.
SHOULDN'T IT BOTHER PEOPLE
THAT THEY ARE DOING IT WITHOUT
OVERSIGHT.
THE CITY COUNCIL IS NOT
CHECKING IT.
CONGRESS IS NOT DOING ANYTHING
ABOUT IT.
THEY ARE OPERATING ON THEIR
OWN.
THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
>> THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS TOO.
THAT'S ANOTHER SLIPPERY
SLOPE.
I STILL THINK THAT IS BETTER
THAN NOT HAVING IT AT ALL.
>> THERE IS ONE OVERSIGHT.
IT IS CALLED GETTING BOARD.
THIS IS A VERY BORING JOB.
THEY HAVE TO SIT WITH
STUDENTS ALL DAY, SIT IN
MOSQUES.
THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY WANT TO
DO.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THEY WOULD
MUCH RATHER BE ON TIME SQUARE
GETTING THEIR PICTURE TAKEN BY
SWEDISH CE-EDS THEY MEET
LATER.
THEY DON'T WANT TO BE THERE.
IT IS BEING MONITORED BY BORE
DOM.
>> IT IS THE MOUNTED DIVISION
AND THE SURVEILLANCE.
>> DO YOU THINK THE POLICE
WISH TERRORISTS WERE ACTUALLY
CALLED FROM SCANDINAVIAN
DANCERS SO THEY CAN MONITOR
THAT INSTEAD.
>> I THINK THE POLICE WISH
THAT TERRORISTS WERE PULLED
FROM HOT SCANDINAVIAN
DANCERS.
>> WE HAVE MET HALFWAY MANY
TIMES TONIGHT.
>> ALSO, YOU NEVER GET BOARD
SUR VEILING COLLEGE STUDENTS.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE I CARE A LOT
ABOUT OUR COUNTRY.
THE FUTURE OF TODAY'S YOUTH
AND HOW THEY LOOK AND WHETHER
THEY ARE HYGENIC.
>> GOD BLESS YOU, SIR.
>> AND I WORRY IF THEIR
MUSCLES ARE TIGHT.
>> JUST LASTLY AMANDA BYNES
WANTS HELP FROM PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
I WILL TAKE IT ONE STEP
FURTHER.
PRESIDENT OBAMA, I CHALLENGE
YOU TO COME ON "RED EYE" AND
ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND LET
AMERICA KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE.
>> PERSONALLY I THINK THE GUY
DOESN'T PRESIDENT WHAT TO FIRE
THE COP.
I CAN'T SPEAK FOR THE
PRESIDENT.
I WISH HE WOULD JUST SAY IT.
>> EXACTLY.
EITHER WAY.
>> ANDY, DO WE STILL HAVE
BECK'S PHONE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD
FIND IT.
>> I FORGOT WHAT I DID WITH
IT.
I TOOK IT WHEN HE LEFT.
JAY IF HE DOESN'T COME ON THE
SHOW, IMPEACH.
>> DEFINITELY.
>> THE BALL IS IN HIS COURT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
I AM DONE.
>> SEE YOU LATER.
THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
>>> COMING UP, WHAT ARE THE
PERKS OF APPEARING IN
"PLAYBOY."
LEEANN TWEEDEN TALKS ABOUT HER
NEW BOOK "I HAD TO TOUCH
HEFNER."
AND ARE CHILDREN NOT ALLOWED
IN CERTAIN AREAS OF BARNES AND
>>> WELL RANKER DISAPPEAR OVER
BEER?
ONE OF WISCONSIN'S BITTERLY
CONTESTED RECALL ELECTION.
THEY TALK ABOUT UNITING
OPPOSING VIEWS OVER ***.
>> NEXT WEEK I WILL INVITE ALL
OF THE MEMBERS OF THE STATE
LEGISLATURE, REPUBLICAN AND
DEMOCRAT ALIKE, AND WHAT
BETTER WAY THAN TO BRING
PEOPLE TOGETHER THAN TO INVITE
THEM OVER FOR SOME BRAWTS AND
SOME BURGERS, RIGHT?
AND MAYBE A LITTLE GOOD
WISCONSIN BEER AS WELL.
>> BRAWTS ARE THOSE CUTE
CARTOON GIRLS, RIGHT?
CAN THEY HAMMER OUT AN
AGREEMENT BY GETTING
HAMMERED?
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOUUUUNNNNNNNDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> MICHAEL, CAN FOOD MEND THE
FENCE?
>> YES.
>> YES?
>> YES.
LOOK, IT IS OVER.
BREAK BREAD, EAT SOMETHING,
RAISE THE COLLECTIVE STRAW.
SOMEBODY DROPPED DEAD OF A
HEART ATTACK.
YOU, POLITICIAN!
>> WHO SHOULD SPRING FOR THE
BEER?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I THINK IT IS THE WINNER PAYS
AS A SIGN OF RESPECT.
BUT I WOULD ACTUALLY GO TO THE
OLIVE GARDEN.
THEY HAVE UNLIMITED BREAD
STICKS AND SALAD.
THAT USUALLY WARMS ANYONE'S
HEART AND THEN MENDING
FENCES.
>> AND IT ACCELERATES THE
CHOLESTEROL LEVEL, SATURATED
FAT.
>> AND HIGH IN SODIUM.
>> AND DEATH.
LEEANN, DO YOU THINK THIS WILL
WORK?
I DON'T SEE HOW THEY CAN --
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
POLITICS ARE SO POLARIZING.
THE LEFT SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS RECALL THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE GOING TO WIN, AND
THEY ARE ALL BITTER AND ANGRY
AND PEOPLE ARE UPSET ABOUT THE
MONEY THAT WAS SPENT.
I DOUBT BRAWTS AND BEER.
IT IS A GOOD GESTURE?
BUT DON'T THINK IT WILL D
ANYTHING.
BILL, YOU HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE
SAMPLED 45 TYPES OF SAUSAGE.
WHAT BRAWT WOULD YOU SUGGEST?
>> NONE WERE BRATS.
>> THEY WERE ADULTS ?
>> TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL
SAUSAGE.
>> I HAD ADULT PIG.
>> THIS IS GOING NO WHERE.
>> I AM FROM THE MIDWEST.
I AM FM ILLINOIS OR THE LAND
OF JAMES KATE POKE.
>> NOBODY SAYS THAT.
>> I LIVED IN WISCONSIN FOR
AWHILE.
AND THIS WALKER GUY IS
PERPETUATING A VERY NEGATIVE
STEREO TYPE.
HE SWEATS A LOT.
HE IS TALKING ABOUT BRETTS.
HE IS TALKING ABOUT BEER.
WE LIKE CHEESE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK ON
THAT NOTE.
WE HAVE MORE STUFF ON THE
WAY.
STICK AROUND.
>>> WELCOME BACK.
BARNES AND NOBEL, YOU REMEMBER
THEM, HAS APOLOGIZED TO AN
ARIZONA MAN FOR KICKING HIM
OUT FOR BEING ALONE IN THE
CHILDREN'S SECTION.
THE 73-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR SAYS HE
WAS BY HIMSELF SHOPPING FOR
HIS GRANDCHILDREN WHEN A CLERK
ASKED HIM TO LEAVE AFTER A
FEMALE SHOPPER COMPLAINED.
SAYS THE BARNES AND NOBEL
SPOKESMAN WHICH MIGHT BE THE
ONLY EMPLOYEE THEY HAVE LEFT
"WE SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE SO.
IT IS NOT OUR POLICY TO ASK
CUSTOMERS TO LEAVE ANY SECTION
OF OUR STORE WITHOUT
JUSTIFICATION.
YOU HAVE WRITTEN MANY
CHILDREN'S BOOKS OR MAYBE
ONE.
SURELY YOU HAVE HAD TO SHOP
ALONE FOR RESEARCH.
DID YOU GET ANY WEIRD LOOKS?
>> YES, BUT THIS IS A SLIGHTLY
DIFFERENT SITUATION.
I OFTEN FIND MYSELF IN THE
CHILDREN'S SECTION ALONE
BECAUSE I WRITE CHILDREN'S
BOOKS. THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN US.
I THINK HE WAS FULLY CLOTHED
AT THE TIME.
>> GRANTED, IT IS VERY HOT
WHERE YOU LIVE.
>> I HONESTLY THINK IT WAS AN
INJUSTICE THAT THEY THREW YOU
OUT.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME IF
THERE IS ACTUALLY A CREEPY GUY
IN THE CHILDREN'S SECTION?
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO KICK HIM
OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED.
>> THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM OF
BEING TOO PC.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE WOMAN
SHOPPER THOUGHT HE WAS DOING.
IF HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE
AND BROWSING BOOKS OR WAS HE
TRYING TO HIT ON HER CHILD?
>> HE WAS ON THE PHONE TALKING
TO A FRIEND QUIETLY.
THAT'S WHAT HE CLAIMS.
HE IS A WELL RESPECTED
SURGEON, I BELIEVE, OR A
DOCTOR.
MAYBE I DREAMT THAT.
>> SURGEONS CAN'T BE
PEDOPHILES, GREG, IS THAT WHAT
ARE YOU SAYING?
>> I AM NOT SAYING -- NO.
LOOK, I AM NOT SAYING SURGEONS
CAN'T BE --
>> I AM OFFENDED.
>> ALL PEDOPHILES ARE SURGEONS
IS WHAT IT IS.
>> GROOMERS.
THEY ARE ALL GROOMERS.
>> JAIME, ARE WE OVER
SENSITIVE TO CREEPINESS?
>> I THINK SO.
IF YOU CAN'T BE IN A BOOKSTORE
LIKE THAT AND LOOK AT
CHILDREN'S BOOKS, THIS IS NOT
AMERICA, WHAT NEXT?
ARE FAT PEOPLE GOING TO BE
PUSHED OUT OF THE HEALTH AREA
OF THE HEALTH SECTION BECAUSE
THEY DON'T FIT THE
DEMOGRAPHICS.
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
>> INTERESTING PARALLEL,
BILL.
YOU SHOULD BE IN THE
CHILDREN'S SECTION BUT THAT'S
BECAUSE YOU READ AT A THIRD
GRADE LEVEL.
DO PEOPLE BOTHER YOU?
>> NOBODY BOTHERS ME BECAUSE
THEY THINK I AM A THIRD
GRADER.
I WILL SAY I CAN ALMOST HEAR
THE F-BOMB COMING OUT OF
MICHAEL'S EDITOR'S MOUTH AFTER
HE RELAYED THAT STORY WHEN IT
COMES TO SELLING HIS NEXT
CHILDREN'S BOOK.
IT WAS A GREAT ANECDOTE.
NOT SURE IF IT IS A GREAT
MOVE.
>> HE WAS DOING RESEARCH TO A
BOOK CALLED "MOMMY I AM HALF
DRESSED."
IT IS A SWEET BOOK.
>> EVERY PAGE IS AN ARTICLE OF
CLOSETING THAT THE CHILD HAS
TO FIND TO PUT ON.
>> IT IS FULLY DRESSED.
EACH PAGE YOU TAKE OFF --
>> IT IS ONE OF THESE FLIP
BOOKS WHERE YOU -- WHERE YOUR
CLOTHES COME OFF.
>> IF YOU WOULD JUST GIVE IT A
CHANCE.
>> IT IS THE SAME ONE.
>> I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE ON
TO SOMETHING LESS -- OR MORE.
WHO KNOWS ?
IT IS THE 50th ANNIVERSARY
OF BREAST IMPLANTS AND THE
FIRST RECIPIENT IS AN
80-YEAR-OLD GREAT GRANDMA FROM
TEXAS DOESN'T REGRET A THING.
SHE IS SEEN HERE AND SAYS SHE
INITIALLY -- THAT'S AN ARTIST
RENDERING.
WE COOBT GET THE PICTURE.
-- WE COULDN'T GET THE
PICTURE.
SH
E WENT TO A HOSPITAL IN 1962
TO HAVE TATTOO REMOVED FROM
HER CHEST.
THE SURGEON TOLD HERSHEY WOULD
BE A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR HIS
REVOLUTIONARY NEW PROCEDURE.
SHE WAS LATER PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
I BET YOU WEREN'T AWARE OF
THAT.
BREAST IMPLANTS HAVE BEEN AN
AMAZING KIND OF THING.
THEY HELP WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE
SURGERY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE
HAD CANCER, BUT IT HAS ALMOST
BECOME AN OPTION FOR SO MANY
WOMENLY ANNE THAT I ALMOST
MISSED THE REAL THING.
>> SURE.
IT IS PROBABLY A GENERATIONAL
THING.
MEN GET IMPLANTS TOO, DON'T
THINK THEY DON'T.
PECK IMPLANTS.
>> DO THEY?
>> YES.
>> WHY DID THE DOCTOR PICK
HER?
MAYBE SHE HAD TATTOO ON HER
CHEST AND THEY WOULD BE
QUESTIONING WHETHER SHE IS A
BAD GIRL.
WE WILL TRY PUTTING SILICONE
I'M PLANTS IN.
>> THAT'S HOW DOCTORS TRAIL
BLAZE.
THEY TALK TO PEOPLE AND SAY
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN DOING
THIS?
>> A TRIAL CASE.
>> FOR ME FOR EXAMPLE, THE
*** THING I TAKE, IT IS A
MIRACLE.
>> ARE YOU IN FOR LIFE,
RIGHT?
>> YOU ARE INTO THE THIRD
DECADE.
>> I AM INTO THE THIRD
DECADE.
I CONTRACTED IT WHEN I WAS
FOUR AND A HALF.
IT HAS BEEN A DELIGHT.
AND NOT UPSTAIRS.
IT IS ALL DOWNSTAIRS.
>> DID THE DOCTOR ASKED WHEN
YOU WENT TO GET YOUR PECK
IMPLANTS.
>> YES, I WENT IN FOR PECK
IMPLANTS AT THE AGE OF FOUR
AND A HALF.
>> JAIME, DO YOU EVER THINK
BREAST IMPLANTS ARE SEXIST
CAUSE THERE IS NO MALE
EQUIVALENT AS PROLIFIC?
>> NO THERE ARE HAIR PLUGS.
THE STORY MADE ME SICK.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AN
80-YEAR-OLD BOB IMPLANT.
>> 50-YEAR-OLD IMPLANTS AND
80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, THAT'S
DIFFERENT.
>> THIS GUY WAS A PRECURSOR TO
I AM A FEDERAL ***
INSPECTOR.
IT STARTED WITH HIM.
>> HE HAS A T-SHIRT MADE.
>> YOU HAD BREAST IMPLANTS PUT
ON YOUR THIGHS.
>> YES, I AM LONELY.
>> DOESN'T THAT ATTRACT A
CERTAIN MAN?
>> HOW DARE YOU.
I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS SHE
DOESN'T REGRET ANYTHING.
AND THE IMPLANTS NEVER LEAKED
OR RUPTURED.
BUT THEY HAVE CALCIFIED A
BIT.
THAT WOULD BE THE REGRET.
BY DEFINITION THAT IS A
REGRET.
>> THE INNOVATION THAT IS
BREAST IMPLANTS AND THE WONDER
IT HAS BROUGHT THE WORLD
EVERYWHERE.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
>>> BACK TO ANDY LEVY FOR A
POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> THE SURGEON WHO DID THE
FIRST BREAST IMPLANT, THE SAME
SURMINGEN WHO WAS IN BARNES
AND NOBEL.
>> POLITICS AMERICA IS A LOVE
LETTER IN FREEDOM.
AMERICA YOU SEXY B IS WHAT IT
IS CALLED JIE. IT IS OUT
WHEN?
>> TUESDAY THE 12th.
>> LEEANN, DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING?
>> THE LEEANN APP IS SOMETHING
WHERE YOU CAN TALK AND WRITE
LETTERS TO MILITARY MEN AND
WOMEN.
I WILL DELIVER THEM AND YOU