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What we’re having for desert, Odete?
Pineapple.
Pineapple?
Yeah. Oh, and there’s mandarin too.
Hey, Odete.
The way things are, it won’t work for me.
I leave home at 6 am every day, and I work like a dog.
All I’m waiting is to come home to dinner and have some freaking desert.
It could be pudding. Some freaking pudding.
Not a couple, just one piece of pudding.
I doesn’t have to be pudding if you don’t like pudding.
It could be something else.
Would you like something else?
I don’t know, want some ice cream, what do you want?
– What do I want, Mário Alberto? – Yeah, Odete. What do you want?
Well, what I want is…
To ***, Mário Alberto. I want to ***.
See, I didn’t mean making love, I didn’t mean having sex,
I didn’t mean “***”…
I meant ***.
To ***.
But I don’t want just to *** you,
I wanna *** your boss, my personal trainer,
I wanna *** Malvino Salvador, I wanna *** George Clooney.
I wanna *** that guy who makes jokes on the internet.
I wanna *** the Nigeria soccer team, the Israeli army.
And even Toinho, our doorman.
Maybe even your brother, Mário Alberto.
But not one at a time. I want them all at once.
I wanna be *** slapped until next week.
I wanna be chinless just like Noel Rosa, you know?
For having my chin so nut slapped, not even being able to speak…
I want my *** to be so gaped that…
What’s the name of that swimmer guy?
The tall one?
– Phelps? – Him, Phelps!
I wanna be so gaped that Phelps will put his elbow like this,
folded inside of me, and I won’t even feel it, cause I’ll be what?
In ectasy, see?
And I wanna do everything with the lights on.
Cause I wanna be able to see the *** bath.
*** my ***, right, Mário Alberto?
It’ll be ***. A real *** bath,
you know, like ***?
Google it and you’ll know what it means.
I wanna get up and be like a wax figure, you know?
Dripping, like that, oozing…
And then I’ll ask for a replay.
I wanna stretch my ***,
I wanna be poked on my ***, understand?
And then I’ll pay it back.
I’d love to be called a ***, a ***, a ***, a ***,
and then to be called a *** again.
And to wrap it up, I’ll lick that frothy mess clean.
The day after that, I’ll wake up spent, sore, just like an old ragdoll.
That’s what I want, Mário Alberto.
What about you?
I’ll have the mandarin.
It’s not cold enough, ok?
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
You know what I’m gonna do
to the new subscribers, Carlos Alberto?
I’m gonna ride their faces. Just like I did to Ian SBF.
You know what else?
After subscribing, Carlos Alberto,
they’ll be able to enter my channel whenever they want.
I want Gustavo Chagas to *** me senseless.
I want my *** to be crooked after him and João Paulo
make their way through it.
And I promise that if Antonio Tabet make this video a favorite,
me, Nataly Mega and Marília Tapajós
are gonna make a “ménage à quatre” with him.
Do you know what “quatre” means, Carlos Alberto?
Luanne Araujo knows for sure…
So, this is all I want, Carlos Alberto.
This and that everybody clicks here, see?