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[Seinfeld:] I eat. I eat a lot of cold cereal.
I found my favourite breakfast, I really do,
but the kids cereal now?
[Carson:] Gotta have fibre now, gotta have fibre in the silly stuff.
[Seinfeld:] But the sugar ones. They have this one cookie crisp.
[Seinfeld:] Have you seen this one? [Carson] No.
[Seinfeld:] There is so much sugar in this that the manufacturers said,
"we'll just make it into cookies, why not?" [Laughter]
So this is your breakfast, a bowl of chocolate chip cookies.
Why don't they just call this product, "To hell with everything!" [Laughter]
Ice cream for lunch, cake for dinner, bacon and cigarettes in between.
The Cookie Crisp Total Health plan.