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Hello all.
This is Cyngi. Again.
I know, I know. You probably all hate me by now.
And I probably deserve it.
Well, I most likely deserve it.
But...
I'm here today to play a really bad looking game... Called slender.
It's game where you're chased by a really anorexic man. And he...
doesn't want you to get the pages...
That you want. I-I don't know much more than that.
I've seen...
various...
disjointed parts of a let's play for it,
and I wanted to play it.
But, that's not why I'm recording it. I'm recording it because I want to document...
But, that's not why I'm recording it. I'm recording it because I want to document...
my fears, and my trials, and my tribulations, and holy *** it is dark.
And that looks like a tower.
So, I'm going to be playing this game
until I get caught by Mr. Red.
A.K.A. Slenderman. Not a lot of people know his nickname.
And then I'm going to stop it, and then I'm going to upload it, and then I'm going to get
frame problems.
And then it's just gonna be pretty much a good time.
So how bout these trees eh?
Pretty cool trees...
And um...
I dunno, I'm just kinda, starting to get pretty...
worked up here myself.
There's a d-fence, so...
Might not want to continue that way.
Aaaaaaand ***.
Ah this grass, s'good grass.
I should stop reaching for the bottom of the barrel, shouldn't I?
Jesus, I keep thinking things are coming up, but they're not!
Ehhh, okay, maybe I should run.
I hate that it lets your flashlight down when you run but I might have to.
I hate that it lets your flashlight down when you run but I might have to.
Okay, we've come up to what seems to be--
What the ***? O.o
Come into what seems to be a path.
And this path looks a lot safer than runnin' around in the trees, being all woodland creature-y.
And this path looks a lot safer than runnin' around in the trees, being all woodland creature-y.
So, I think I'm just gonna follow this path.
Beautiful sky though, it's a great night to be out in the middle of the forest.
Okay! It looks like we're coming up on something.
On septic tanks!
Oh god...
Anyway, yeah, these are septic tanks. Not a lot of people know this, but septic tanks are actually sentient beings.
Anyway, yeah, these are septic tanks. Not a lot of people know this, but septic tanks are actually sentient beings.
They have computer chips, like, in the metal.
They have computer chips, like, in the metal.
And it lets them think, y'see like, this...
This detail right here, it basically looks like a face.
It's actually a face and it's looking at you and wants you to get the *** away.
Really interesting, and it's a fact. A complete, and utter-- Page! (I am so sorry for that joke.)
That's what it is.
Yeah, okay, that... was... actually the septic tank, it's saying help me, because...
The man might be in one of these... oh god...
I think finding this page made me subsequently *** my pants. Oh god there's the house.
I think finding this page made me subsequently *** my pants. Oh god there's the house.
Okay.
I'm just gonna steer clear of that, for a while...
I'm just gonna steer clear of that, for a while...
Oh god.(1)
Oh god.(2)
Oh god.(3)
Oh god.(4) Oh god.(5)
OH GOD! (6)
Oh my~!
Oh, I want to go home.
I already want to go home, and what's in here.
Ehh...
Okay, there's no page there.
And I don't want to be there anymore cause the guy's probably there. He's waiting.
And...
There's probably a page in there too... In the page(?). Oh god.(7)
Okay... I'm just gonna...
???????
♪Ohh♪
♪Oh lovely little... innocent bunny... Wants to eat my limbs...♪
Oh god.(8)
Oh god(9) what was that?
Oh god(10) I'm hearing things. And the frame-rate's dying. And there's a truck...
***' truck, all beat the hell up...
Oh god(11), Oh no no no no no no no no no no no.
No no no no no.
Oh god(12), oh god(13).
Oh man, oh god(14), oh man.
Oh god(15), oh man! Oh god(16)...
(????) Holy ***...
OHH! Oh my god(17)!
(exasperated)OH GOD (18)! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
(exasperated)OH GOD (18)! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh my god(x5[Seriously man?]) (22)
Get the *** away from me!
OH NO, OH GOD(23), HE'S RIGHT THERE, HE WANTS TO EAT MY CHILDREN!
OH NO, OH GOD(23), HE'S RIGHT THERE, HE WANTS TO EAT MY CHILDREN!
Oh god(24) no! Please, don't kill me... Oh god please
no, don't kill me!
I've been a good boy!
I've been a--(?!)
Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. I just don't wanna. I can't look at him. I can't look at him. I can't look at him. I can't...
I can't... I can't-- Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no...
(mumbling)Oh no.
Ohhh no.
?????
?????
Oh god(25)! Get the *** away from me!
You little ***!
Turning that flashlight off for a while.
Oh go--(25.5?) No I'm turning it back on.
My legs are made of butter right now...
Oh nononononononono.
Is there a page in here?
I'm sorry. I want-- I wanna do comment-- I wanna be a good commentator. But this...
this ***... is getting.
It's getting to me.
Oh is that a page?
That's a page.
Oh that's a page.
Get in mah belleh! OHHH N-- OH MY GAH--(Lots of breathing.)
Okay he's got teleporty powers. He's like a-- He's like a--OHHHH!(look behind me like a ***)
He's a super saiyan! He's a super saiyan! Oh god!(26.5) Please don't kill me
goku! I don't wanna-- Okay, fine. Take me. TAKE ME!!! TAKE ME OH MY GO--
?????????????