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#15- from the sick minds who brought you Kingdom Hearts: Episode III at AX2005,
iPLAY and friends ruin yet another popular series - Angelic Layer.
By the way, I have MOOBS!
That's right kids!! Now YOU can make your very own angel doll and customize it however you like!
Introducing: Angel Hikaru! A speed type, she's cute and small
but can beat up any other Angel that she fights with!
Her specialty is mimicing moves that she's seen before.
Introducing: Angel Alice!! A balance type -
but don't let her looks fool you. She can fight on any type of terrain!
Introducing: Angel Suzuka! A speed type,
able to knock out other Angels with a single blow! Your enemies won't even see defeat coming!
Wait a sec, look at these sales figures. These are supposed to be flying off the shelves!
We need to penetrate a new market - our research shows that it's people in the 18 and up age demographic that have all the spending power.
We need to get CLAMP to pull a Square-Enix and milk its series for all they are worth.
It's a good thing their character designs are already questionable to begin with.
Alright, let's go with this new commercial.
That's right gentlemen, now you can own your very own, personalized, real angel doll.
You can mold her into whatever you desire.
You can make an angel like Hikaru, with an appearance of questionable age.
She's a lolita type and can mimic your wildest fantasy.
Or if you prefer the passive type, make an angel like Alice.
Have her on your arm and you can feel like Hugh Hefner anytime of the day.
Come on, fellas, you know you wanna be like the Hef, not the Hoff.
Or if you like the dominating type, Suzuka can fulfill all your fantasties.
She can be both your mistress and your queen.
Uh, yeah... let's just keep it as it is.