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why the *bleep* are there potatoes under here um..... I don't know
(*** music)
Hey guys HEY EVERYBODY
Welcome to HeffaTV
Happy Week 16 For people at RIT at least
and may the odds be ever in your favor
We have finals coming up next week. I am not mentally or physically prepared.
Well I'm physically prepared, not going to lie.
Oh (Richard in awe)
This week we are going to channel our inner deeper emotional selves in preparation for
finals and we are going to do some physic readings.
Yeah, we are going to read each others futures; whats coming up for winter break, whats coming
up next week.
and let the transformation begin.
VIOLA (WA-LA)
I am Weavicia and I am Tuckahoe.
We are here to give you psychic readings.
(Anthony hums amazingly)
Let us begin
The Fool, cause you a dumb ***.
Judgement, cause you shady as all hell
The World, cause it revolves around you gurl
The Hermit, translate in 2013 to THE HEFFA
and Death, cause you slay the stage like the queen you are.
The Magician, cause girl how do you do that transformation?
The Empress, because we all know Kiki is a boss *** ***
The Star, because you know Kiki is the star of the show
The Queen of Cups, no explanation needed.
Justice, hash tag #freekiki2k13, get it trending
We hope you enjoyed this psychic T reading, on this wonderful Wednesday afternoon.
If you want your own T reading, appointments are made via social media which you should
already be following us on. Follow us on Twitter, on Facebook, on Instagram,
on Tumblr, and that's all we got. Yup.
Appointments are made in advance, $400 an hour, or you can pay us in food. Garden veggie
burgers, or anything with buffalo chicken.
We just want to wish you all good luck on your finals;
and don't *bleep* it up
(twerks the sign of the cross) BYEEEEEE
I don't know how to turban
Does this look alright? It looks gypsy-esk
(laughs) I can't. (laughs more)