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*** YEAH!!!!! This thing is a beast!
Easy on the throttle, ***... Err, I mean, sergeant.
And try to fly straight for once!
Fine, you are the teachers. Where are we going?
I don’t really know. What ever caused the flash is messing with our coms,
so we can’t contact the other survivors.
So, you think there are other survivors?
I am sure there are. Some of our ships must have crashed in the water,
which highly increases the possibility for survivors.
Sir, i am picking up something on the coms.
Boost the signal!
I thought you said the coms weren’t working!
You idiot, he meant the long range communications.
How do you think we are talking, genius?
Focus on getting that signal through instead, sergeant Connor.
Yes, sir. Wait just a... i got it!
… we can get. I repeat, this is Captain Armstrong aboard the UNSC Redemption to all surivivng UNSC forces.
We are right now preparing a counter attack agaist the remaining covenant ships, and we need all the firepower we can get.
The transmission came via the short range communications, they must be close!
Can someone please tell me why the short range communications work but not the long range??
It’s complicated to explain. How close, Connor?
Well, considering the fact the tranmission was clear, they should be...
….. really close.
UNSC Redemption, this is Adrik Petrov of Bravo squadron.
Nice to hear from you Captain. Are your figthers ready to join the fight?
They sure are. When are we launching?
We are commencing the attack now, while the covenant are still regrouping after the flash.
It appears that they are trying to acces some kind of comunnication outpost,
so their eyes will surley not be pointing at us when we hit them from behind.
Wouldn’t it be smart is when seized the communication outpost before the covenant,
and then used it to contact the nearest UNSC fleet?
Don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan. If everything goes as planned,
we’ll hit them with their pants down and have reainforsemnts here in no time!
That..... sounds good!
Ahhhhhh!!!!
Before we die,Ii just want to confess the I’ve always acknowledged you as a leader,
even if I haven't agreed with all your decisions.
Pewww, that felt good!
You can at least warn me before you say something gay. And we are not going to die.
Wait, we arn’t? Oh you cruel world, why do you punish me like this!?
Wait, how will we survive?
Well, in case of a sinking, Heinrich and I.....
Why is it always Heinrich and you!!?! Why never me?!?! Why am i always the outsider!?!
Shut your hole and grab an ICOESGTAPTB!
The jetpack?
No, the ICOESGTAPTB!
The *** is the ICOEechabling!?
The “In CASE OF EMERGANSCY SINKING GRAB THIS AND PRESS THE BUTTON!!
Wait, is it a special jet-pack? What happens if you press the button?
Yes, it is kinda special.
Awww, my head!
Yes, one of the side effects with the ICOESGTAPTB we were never able to terminate.
Try not using it indoors next time.
Hmm, that may work....
Wait, do you hear that?
***
Euhm.... RUN
Staus report, private!
I am reading multiple small object straight ahead, sir!
What are they?
I can’t really see...
Well enhance dammit!
Hold on, enhancing.
Dear god! It can’t be!
What are they, private!?
They... They are humans! It’s hundreds of them!
Hmm, bring them onborad.
Al.. All of them, sir?
All of them.
So, nice weather huh?
Huh?
Well, I just wanted to lighten the mood up a bit.
Seams a bit hard when we have a couple of hundred corpses lying right next to us.
Yeah, i guess you are right about that.
I suppose your brilliant science teams already know everything there is to know about them.
Almost at least. They all died from the exposure to vaccum after being sucked out of their ship,
and they were all from Commander Fish’s flagship, the UNSC Windwaker.
Your father. Is he among the bodies?
No, he was the only one we couldn’t find.
So then he might be alive! But where? And where is his ship?
I don’t know, but i have something that will help us out. Follow me.
Who is he?
Private Ted Hobbs. His helmet camera was active as he was being sucked out of the ship.
And it captured something interesting?
Yeah, i guess you could say something like that. Just watch this.
Uhm, I don't see any...
Hold on.
Who the hell is that?
Well, we have no idea. We only know that he wasn't a part of the windwaker crew.
Wait, how do we know it’s a he?
Look at that armour, it looks retarded. No woman would wear anything like that.
Retared... You don’t think it can be one the guys from that NOOB Squad?
No, that wouldn’t be... Wait, let me just check this....
Anything?
These guys sure are idiots. Just look att their names. Heinrich Unknown, HBitch Mcfeast
I think that is prenounsed Hitch.
Doesn’t matter. Ah, here....
You got something?
I think we got our guy. His armour matches the one in the footage. His name is private Son.
Private Son? What’s that guys first name? I bet this can make an excellent joke.
You don’t want to know. All I care about right now is finding that ship along with Commander Fish.
You really think that retard squad killed all these people,
kidnapped your father and stole the ship?
I don’t know, but I think we might have underestimated these guys.
I think we might be slightly outnumbered.
You don’t say?
Do you really think we are safe here in the open?
Of course we are! Why would they even care to look...
Safe?! Really?! We must fall back!
No!
What!? We are gonna be dead any second! What do you suggest we do?
Well, they say the the best defence, is a good offence!
That doesn’t *** qualify when you are outnumberd 10 000 to 1.
And now!?
Now we run!
They are targeting us! We are dead!
Havn’t you said the enough these past few days?
Who the hell was that?
Hey Guys!! This *** is awesome!
Heinrich! Hell yeah!!
All ships! Fire at will!
Hey guys, there is someone here who wants to talk to you. Patching him through now.
Okey...
This is Captain Adrik Petrov from longsword squardron bravo.
What do you guys say about a small mission?
Heinrich has told me to give you guys some beer if you complete it, even though I tried to convince him that *** is better.
Phe, *** are for ***! Otherwise, the mission sounds awesome! What do we do?
A couple of hundred meters north of you is a communication outpost.
Get to it before the elites do, and send a signal to the UNSC.
You got it.
Ehum, what the hell was that?
What are you babbling about, pirate? Let’s go!
Aren’t we, like not supposed to be working for the UNSC anymore?
We went AWOL, killed a commanding officer, suffocated an entire crew and stole a ship.
So??
Isn’t that... like... a big deal or something?
No, when you go AWOL you can do whatever you want, and work for those who offer the highest price.
At least i think it is that way. And you never say no to beer!
You do reallize that an entire elite army is between us and the outpost.
Yeah, and that’s why i got this!
Corvette in range,sir! Mac gun standing by!
Then fire a round staright up their ***, private!
Gah.. What the hell was that? Status report, private!
Weapons are offline, and we have fiers on multiple decks!
Hmm, that's not good. Trasfer all the power to the engines, and move us away from the battle.
Order all personal to....
Private, what's going on? Why arn't we moving?
Engines are not responding, sir!
Well, I guess there is only one thing left to do. Order a shipwide evacuation, before it's to lat...
The battle is lost!
Order all remainging UNSC forces to immediatly leave the battle and proceed to rally point alpha.
Sir! We still have a squad on their way up to the communication tower! We can’t leave them here!
They’ll have to make their own luck! We are leaving!
Hey! That’s my squad down there! We are not leaving!
This is an direct order, soldier! Get out of there now!
*** that, ***! I am staying!
Ahh! What the hell did he just call me?!
Ehum, I think he just called you a ***, sir.
I heard that! Get us away form here now!
Sir, we need to get out of here now!
Run away from a fight? Are you out of your mind? The fun has just begun!
Well said sir!
Why can people just stop try to kill usall the time!? Where is Heinrich when you need him!?
Right here!
Ohh, rigth there... Sweet...
Stop being so lazy and come on pirate! We ain’t got the whole day.
Emmmm, fine
Wow, this *** looks advanced! What do we destroy first?
Wern’t we supposed to send a message?
Ohh, right! It’s just that we usualy destroy ***.
Pirate, do you know were we are going?
Well, taking into account the architecture and the way these pillars are built, we should be going this....
Wrong! We always go north!
Why did you even bother asking?!?
I wanted to see if there was any kind of intelligence in that ugly head of yours. Turns out I was wrong!
I think you are exagurating that....
Apapapap, you need an IQ level over -10 to speak here.
I am going now.
What... You can’t do that! Wait for me!
Looks like all that fast food is starting to affect you.
Shut up! I am in perfect shape! My armours air condition just broke down.
Yeah, sure. Well, looks like we have found the terminal.
So, do your thing.
Already on it. Ehm, sir, it looks like we got a couple of enemys incoming.
I got them. They are no match for me!
Pirate, how many enemies are there?
Well, it’s less then a thousand at least. I think.
Oh boy.
Okey, I have it up and running. What should i send to them?
Leave that to me.
That should do it!
Si....ir! We have a minor issue....
What?
God I hope someone gets our message...
Sir! We are receiving a transmission.
What is it?
A set of coordinates and a vocie message.
Coordinates? Where do they lead?
They lead to a solar system not so far from here.
According to my info, it has no planets supporting life.
Interesting. And the message?
Playing it now.
Hey ***! We are on FEOTG, and we need help.
There are, like covenant everywhere here. And some UNSC forces to.
So if you think we killed them, you now know that we didn’t.
And we didn’t do the other things you think we did either. Just so you know. So, yeah. See you later.
I hope thoses pricks at the UNSC got that. What? It’s still recording? Oh, so where do I press to en.....
I think i know who that was.
So it looks like we are going to have to update our info, because that solar system now supports life in the form of planet F.E.O.T.G.
You don’t think this is a trap, sir?
No, i don’t. Private, set a level one alert throughout the fleet, and prepare a jump.
Where are we going sir?
Planet F.E.O.T.G! To reclaim what is ours!