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epic rap battles of history! mitt romney! vs barack obama! begin. im not gonna let this
battle be dictated by facts, I'm rich, I got fat stacks and Super PACs
We all know what went down in that 2008 election You're a decent politician with a winning
complexion You're all Barack and no bite
Been no change and we're all still hoping That you'll shut your mouth,
But like Guantanamo Bay they're both open You're from the windy city
Where you're looking pretty with your blowhards But come January, you'll be left evicted and
with no job Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when
I spit a phrase Knocking you harder than front doors in my
old mission days You see this silver spoon?
This dug Mass out of debt Took you four years to drop unemployment down
below 8% You feel that Barry? You're old news, everyone's
having doubts And your rhymes are as weak as this economy
that you've done nothing about Call me a vicious businessman cause Romney's
stealing this race I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ***, restructure
your face
They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left
Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress
You've got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a puppet and you fit Got their hands so far up your rear, call
you Mitt I'm the head of state, you're like a head
of cabbage 'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me
I got four more years (two terms!) in the White House, just trust me
I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ***
Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad What, did it remind you how many decent parents
you had?
Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!
Ha, don't bring up wives, man, what are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted We'll see how pretty your face is after my
fist has kissed it
Ahhuuhhhaa You're a stuttering communist
Oh yeah? Well you're stupid
You're stupid
Nuh-uh
grrrrr
Errggg
Cawwww!
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about change, just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity
It's a country, not a company you can play like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the aisle and ***-smack you as equals!
"Of the people, by the people, for the people" Eagle!