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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA...
- WE DON'T HAVE A HOUSE.
- I'M NOT THE ENEMY. I'M THE ALLY.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR YOU AND WALTER?
- OOH!
- OOH!
- WHO COULD BE YOUR LOVE INTEREST?
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE
DATING THE PERSON YOU DIVORCED?
- I NEED TO WRITE THAT.
- I WORK FOR THE BAILEY AGENCY.
WHO ARE YOU? - SECURITY!
- DON'T TALK TO HER. - DON'T TOUCH ME.
- WE'RE LOOKING FOR JET BEAUTY OF THE WEEK--
- I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED HER TO WEAR--
- EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION.
KENYA COMES FOR ME, I'M COMING FOR KENYA.
- I HAVE ARRIVED!
AND THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON ME, HONEY.
- I MAY BE SMALL... [vocalizing]
BUT MY EMPIRE KEEPS ON GROWING.
- BEAUTY FADES.
CLASS IS FOREVER.
- I ASK, BELIEVE, AND I RECEIVE.
- I'M A SOUTHERN BELLE:
BRAINS, ***, AND ALL BUSINESS.
- I WON MISS USA,
NOT MISS CONGENIALITY.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING OUT TO L.A.?
- IS THERE ANY FOOTBALL LEAGUES OR BASKETBALL LEAGUES?
- THERE'S FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL.
AND WE'LL HAVE TO FIGURE ALL THAT OUT.
TODAY, I AM GOING TO BE IN A PARADE.
- PRINCESS KATE IS THE QUEEN.
SHE'LL BE WAVING LIKE THIS.
AND I'LL BE WAVING LIKE THIS.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HERE.
OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THESE GUYS.
I TALK OPENLY WITH BRENTT ABOUT THE GAY COMMUNITY.
AS A PARENT, YOU KNOW, YOU TELL YOUR KIDS ABOUT SEX
AND DON'T DO DRUGS.
DO YOU TELL THEM DON'T WEAR HOT PANTS?
I MEAN... [laughs]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
- HOW YOU DOING? THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT'S HOT OUT HERE.
OH, LOOK AT ALL THE BEAUTY QUEENS.
- HI, I'M GAIL. I'M WITH P.R. AT UNIVERSAL.
I'M GONNA WALK YOU OVER TO THE PARADE ROUTE.
WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN THAT WAY. AND WE'RE READY TO GO.
- SURE.
- HI, I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
REPRESENTING THE NEW NORMAL
AND BEING A PART OF THE L.A. PRIDE.
[crowd cheering]
GOT TO GO!
[crowd cheering]
OH! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
HELLO!
OH, YOU LOOK SO GREAT!
I'M WONDER WOMAN TOO!
OH, I'D LOVE TO WEAR YOUR BEADS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU.
- I SEE WHAT TIME IT IS AROUND HERE.
I AM VERY RICH!
[crowd cheering]
I'M VERY RICH, ***!
WHOO-WHOO!
YOU'RE WEARING MY HAIRSTYLE.
AND I LOVE IT. [chuckles]
I LOVE THE GAYS.
YOU KNOW, THEY INVENTED EVERYTHING:
NAIL POLISH AND WEAVES AND EARRINGS AND HOW TO WALK.
AND, YOU KNOW, GAYS HAVE INVENTED IT ALL.
YOU ARE LIVING OUT LOUD,
AND YOU DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAY.
AND I LIVE!
[laughs]
THEY'RE HALF MAN, HALF LADY.
YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT.
- THANK YOU.
- HEY. [sniffles]
I HAVE ARRIVED.
I HAVE ACHIEVED.
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
EVERYWHERE I GO, PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM.
AND IT WAS JUST-- I JUST HAD THIS MOMENT THINKING,
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM."
- LOVE YOU, NENE!
- NENE, WE LOVE YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU ARE AWESOME.
- BRENTT LEAKES.
[crowd cheering]
[horn blaring]
- HEY, MOM.
- THANK YOU.
OH, HI, HONEY. - HEY, BABY.
- SO YOU HAVE MADE IT TO L.A. - YEAH.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
MY FLIGHT WAS LATE, BUT I MADE IT.
- I DEFINITELY WANT TO CELEBRATE
ALL OF MY BIG MOMENTS WITH GREGG.
AND I WAS REALLY HAPPY TO SEE A STRAIGHT MAN
AT THE END OF THE PARADE.
[laughs]
- PROUD OF YOU.
- OOH! I LOVE THE CHUNKY JEWELRY.
- OH, THANKS. - I LOVE IT.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE ALL THE SPARKLES--GEMS.
YES, YES, YES.
CAN YOU PUT THIS IN THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU?
I WANT TO SAVE THIS SEAT FOR KENYA.
- OH, SO KENYA'S JOINING US FOR LUNCH?
- YEAH.
KENYA MOORE IS A FORMER MISS USA.
SHE'S IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS.
AND I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S NEW TO ATLANTA.
SHE NEEDS TO MEET PEOPLE HERE THAT ARE DOING BIG THINGS.
- HEY. - YOU LOOK NICE AND SPRINGY.
SUMMERTIME. - YES, HONEY, TURN AROUND.
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU WORKING WITH, GIRL.
- OH, I'M WORKING WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING.
- YOU GOT A BIG OLD FUNKY ***.
- AND, OF COURSE,
KENYA HAS A DONKEY ***.
AND WE KNOW WHAT PHAEDRA'S GONNA HAVE HER EYES ON.
- THAT'S A BIG OLD SHELF. DAMN.
[laughter]
BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- ORIGINALLY, FROM DETROIT. - OKAY.
WE WILL GO HAM ON CHEESE ON YOUR BODY.
- OH, OH, OH, YES. - DON'T GET IT TWISTED, GIRL.
- GRANDMOTHER RAISED ME WITH FIVE OTHER KIDS.
- OH, I LIKE YOU MISS KENYA. DANG.
AND YOU'RE ALL MISS AMERICA. I'M ALL ABOUT PAGEANTRY.
YEAH, ME AND CYNTHIA ACTUALLY JUDGED
A PAGEANT TOGETHER LAST YEAR.
- DIDN'T YOU AND CYNTHIA DO SOMETHING TOGETHER RECENTLY?
- UH... - OOH...
- JET ASKED ME TO JUDGE THEIR BEAUTY OF THE WEEK,
BECAUSE, BACK IN THE DAY, I WAS BEAUTY OF THE WEEK.
- OKAY.
- SO I GUESS THEY WERE
HOLDING THE CONTEST AT HER AGENCY,
SO THEY ASKED ME TO COME BY, AND I DID.
AND THERE WAS A GIRL WHO CAME ON THE STAGE.
AND HER BATHING SUIT IS CUT SO LOW...
GIRL, SAY NO TO CRACK.
HOW DO YOU COME TO AN AUDITION
SHOWING YOUR COOTCHIE CRACK AND YOUR *** CRACK?
I JUST SAID, "WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP."
I'M SEEING *** CRACK, AND I'M SEEING COOTCHIE CRACK.
- WHOA. - AND I'M LIKE, "LOOK.
SWEETHEART, THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE."
- SO CYNTHIA WAS OFFENDED BY YOUR HONESTY?
- SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME.
SHE HAD HER LITTLE MINION COME AROUND AND SAY,
"OH, I THINK YOU'RE BEING RUDE TO THE GIRLS."
AND I HAD TO LET HIM KNOW, "***, PLEASE."
- OOH!
- SO THEN I HAD MY SECURITY THROW HIM OUT.
- UH-OH. - OH, LORD.
- YOU HAVE SECURITY? - OH, YEAH.
- IF YOU'RE THE LATE AND GREAT MICHAEL JACKSON,
WHITNEY HOUSTON, HONEY, *** CLARK, YOU NEED SECURITY.
KENYA HAVING A SECURITY GUARD
IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING
I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
- MY SECURITY THREW HIM OUT.
- UH-OH. - I LIKE YOU.
- SO WHAT DID SHE SAY AT THAT POINT?
- NOTHING! WHAT WAS SHE GONNA SAY?
EVERYTHING THAT SHE SAID
WAS SOMETHING THAT I HAD ALREADY SAID.
I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE WIZARD OF OZ,
AND SHE WAS THE SCARECROW LOOKING FOR A BRAIN,
'CAUSE IT WAS LIKE SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF HER OWN.
- I AM ENJOYING YOU.
- I AM TOO.
[laughter]
SO YOU, UM...
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD CAME TO ATLANTA
BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO MOVE FORWARD IN HER RELATIONSHIP.
THEY HAD A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - ARE YOU ENGAGED?
- NOT YET, BUT HOPEFULLY-- - DO YOU WANT TO BE ENGAGED?
- YEAH, I'M READY. - MM.
- I WANT TO HAVE KIDS.
IT'S--IT'S--YEAH.
IT'S THAT COUNTDOWN TIME.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
DO YOU THINK YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE KIDS?
- DEFINITELY. - YEAH?
- WE'RE GONNA BE PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME.
- OOH!
- WE SPEAK FERTILITY ON THIS TABLE.
- LET'S NOT DO A RAIN DANCE.
YOU ALREADY DID.
- HERE I AM! I'M READY! I'M READY!
[laughter]
- GO, K.J. GO, K.J., GO!
GO, K.J. GO, K.J., GO!
- [giggles] - K.J., WE'RE HOMELESS.
[laughs] IS THAT FUNNY?
SWEETIE!
SHE DOESN'T LISTEN.
SWEETIE!
OKAY, WE'RE HOMELESS.
- YOU'RE NOT HOMELESS. STOP SAYING YOU'RE HOMELESS.
- OKAY, WAIT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HOLD ON. I'M GONNA READ MY-- [K.J. fussing]
HERE, PENCHA.
LET ME SEE IF SHE'LL PUT HIM DOWN FOR A NAP
SO I CAN KIND OF...
THERE YOU GO, K.J.
NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU GOT TO GO.
SAY BYE-BYE.
OKAY, SO, SWEETIE,
WE GOT A LOT OF HOUSE S[bleep] TO DEAL WITH,
SO LET'S GO IN THE OFFICE AND FIGURE THAT OUT.
WE'RE GONNA FIND A NEW HOME.
GOD'S GOT A BIGGER AND BETTER PLAN.
WELCOME TO MY OFFICE.
- YES, CRAZY LADY.
- SO HERE'S THE THING.
AND LET ME FIX MY WIG REAL QUICK BEFORE I KEEP...
UM, SO YOU KNOW THE PURCHASE OF THIS HOME
WAS CONTINGENT ON TWO THINGS:
KROY STAYING WITH THE FALCONS, WHICH HE DID,
AND THE APPRAISAL.
WELL, THE APPRAISAL'S F[bleep].
KENDRA AND ANTONIO, WHO OWN THIS HOUSE,
WERE LIKE, "WE'RE ASKING FOR 3.25 MILLION."
AND THEY THOUGHT I WOULD JUST BE LIKE, "OKAY."
WE THOUGHT FOR SURE WE WERE GONNA BUY THIS HOME
AND WERE TOTALLY SURPRISED
THAT THE HOUSE APPRAISED FOR ONLY 2.1 MILLION.
NOBODY BUYS A HOUSE MORE THAN THE APPRAISED VALUE OF A HOME.
- OKAY, WHERE DO YOU GUYS WANT TO LIVE
ONCE YOUR LEASE IS UP?
- WE'RE HOMELESS.
- YOU CAN'T KEEP SAYING YOU'RE HOMELESS.
I NEED YOU TO SAY--
- WELL, THE OTHER THING IS, MY AGENT ASKED ME TODAY
TO LOOK AT A FEW OTHER HOMES
THAT SHE SENT ME THAT WERE LISTED
AND TO SEE IF I LIKED ANY OF THEM
AND TO CALL HER BACK.
AND I DON'T LIKE NONE OF THEM. - BUT, SERIOUSLY--
- BUT WE HAVE TO REALLY, LIKE--
WE COULD GO RENT
A KILLER HOUSEBOAT ON THE LAKE FOR A MONTH,
THEN I DON'T WANT THE BABY ON TOP OF F[bleep] WATER.
I'LL BE A NERVOUS WRECK ALL DAY.
- WELL, I'M GONNA NEED FOR YOU GUYS--
- OR WE JUST GO TO THE "W" OR SOMETHING
AND RENT A PENTHOUSE SUITE FOR A MONTH.
- I CAN'T MAKE SOME OF THE DECISIONS FOR YOU, YOU KNOW?
- I THINK I'M LIVING IN A LA-LA LAND, BECAUSE--
- YEAH, I WAS GONNA TELL--
I THINK THE TOWN HOUSE, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THE AREA.
I MEAN, IT'LL BE SMART. IT'LL BE REALLY SMART.
- BUT, SWEETIE, AM I GONNA HAVE A BABY
AND BRING HIM BACK TO THE TOWN HOUSE IN--
I MEAN, I'LL FREAK OUT.
I STILL HAVE MY TOWN HOUSE I COULD ALWAYS GO BACK TO.
BUT I'M NOT USED TO LIVING IN A CRAMMED SPACE.
WE NEED EVERY PART OF 17,000 SQUARE FOOT.
AND THE TOWN HOUSE, I DON'T HAVE A POOL.
K.J. DOESN'T HAVE A BASKETBALL COURT TO RUN ON.
I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED.
BUT IT'S VERY CONFUSING. SO ANYWAYS.
I'M GONNA GO TAKE A NAP AND ACT LIKE WE'RE STAYING HERE.
I'M TIRED.
- I NEED YOU TO HAVE A TALK WITH KROY, BASICALLY.
- WE HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO LIVE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. I'M HAVING A BABY.
WE'RE JUST NOT DOING NOTHING.
I'M GONNA SIT MY *** RIGHT ON HERE
IN THIS MOTHER[bleep] HOUSE.
- WE CANNOT DO THAT. [giggles]
THIS IS CRAZY.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I WILL THROWN NENE A GROUP CONGRATULATIONS.
- SO IS KIM INVITED?
- UGH!
[doorbell rings]
- HELLO! - HEY!
- HEY.
- FLOWERS, DON'T MIND THE PRICE TAG.
- OH, WOW, WALMART SPECIAL. THANK YOU.
- IT DID NOT COME FROM WALMART. - [laughs]
- I'VE BEEN IN ATLANTA TWO OR THREE WEEKS,
AND THINGS ARE GOING GREAT.
THIS IS WHERE MY FAMILY IS.
THIS IS WHERE MY HEART IS RIGHT NOW.
AND I'VE BOUGHT THIS BEAUTIFUL, BIG HOUSE.
AND NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW DO I FILL IT UP WITH LITTLE ONES?
THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO BE MY OFFICE.
SO ALL MY MOVIE POSTERS ON THE WALL,
ALL MY COVERS.
- A LITTLE BIT NARCISSISTIC, BUT OKAY.
THAT'S YOU.
- MY AUNT IS A BALL OF FIRE.
I KNOW SHE'S GONNA SPEAK HER MIND,
BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS DOES.
- HERE'S TO YOUR NEW HOME
AND MUCH SUCCESS.
- THANK YOU.
MY MOTHER DID NOT RAISE ME.
AND MY AUNT IS MY MOTHER'S SISTER.
BUT, IN MY HEART, SHE'S MY MOM.
SHE'S A FORMER ATTORNEY
AND BUSINESSWOMAN AND ENTREPRENEUR,
AND I ADMIRE HER SO MUCH.
SHE'S LIKE MY HERO. SHE'S MY SHERO, BASICALLY.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN BUGGING THE *** OUT OF ME
THAT YOU'VE BEEN WITH THIS WALTER GUY
FOR TWO YEARS,
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM.
- I'VE BEEN CASUALLY DATING WALTER LONG-DISTANCE
FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS.
HE OWNS HIS OWN TOWING COMPANY, AND HE'S A SUCCESSFUL GUY.
SO I'M HOPING THAT WE'RE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL.
- NOW, WHAT THAT EQUATES TO ME IS,
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM.
- [laughs]
- NO, BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION,
LET ME JUST SAY THIS.
ERIC...
- OH, LORD.
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA BRING HIM UP?
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A REAL MAN
BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT WALTER.
I JUST LOVED ERIC.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GOT RID OF ERIC, BUT--
- WE ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE.
WE NEVER GOT ENGAGED.
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
NOW, WITH WALTER,
HE'S NOT ERIC.
LET'S JUST GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
HE'S HIS OWN MAN. HE'S DIFFERENT.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SCARE HIM AWAY.
I FEEL, AT LEAST RIGHT NOW,
THAT I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MEET HIM
UNLESS I AM ENGAGED TO HIM.
- WE'RE FAMILY. I'VE BEEN LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
I DON'T KNOW HIM.
JUST THINK ABOUT THAT. I DON'T KNOW HIM.
- YOU SAID THIS ABOUT ANOTHER GUY
THAT I WAS SEEING.
WE WENT TO MY BIRTHDAY DINNER.
AND WHAT DID YOU TELL ME AFTER THE DINNER?
- WHAT DID I SAY?
- YOU PULLED ME ASIDE, AND YOU SAID,
"HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU."
- I THINK I SHOULD FEEL FREE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
- [tearfully] NO, I'M JUST SAYING
YOUR APPROVAL REALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO ME.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEBODY THAT I'M DATING,
AND I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM,
THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?
I'M JUST GONNA STILL BE WITH THIS PERSON
KNOWING THAT YOU DON'T APPROVE OF HIM?
WHEN YOU SAID THAT ABOUT THE GUY FROM MY BIRTHDAY,
I NEVER SAW HIM AFTER THAT,
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF HIM.
AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU DO.
- DON'T CRY. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
DON'T.
OKAY.
- I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME.
- I KNOW. I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO.
PLEASE DON'T CRY. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
- [sniffles] - OKAY?
IF YOU LIKE HIM, I LOVE HIM.
I REALLY MEAN THAT.
AND I PROMISE YOU, I PROMISE YOU,
I WON'T BE TOO CRITICAL.
HE JUST HAS TO BE NICE.
THE ONLY REASON I SAID
THAT PARTICULAR GUY WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
HE DIDN'T TREAT YOU NICE.
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T LIKE HIM.
SO IF THIS GUY IS NICE TO YOU,
THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO WHEN AM I GONNA MEET HIM?
- HE IS A NICE GUY,
AND HE'S DEFINITELY SAID HE WANTS SOME MORE KIDS.
- OKAY. - HE HAS ONE.
- OKAY, WELL, LET'S MAKE THIS-- - FINGERS CROSSED.
LET'S MAKE THIS MEETING WITH HIM HAPPEN
SO I CAN MEET HIM BEFORE Y'ALL HAVE THESE GRANDKIDS.
OKAY? - ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU TOO.
- THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WINE.
- MAYBE I SHOULD COME OUT WITH A WORKOUT TAPE.
- OH, YEAH? - FOR BOOTIES.
- FOR BOOTIES? - SEE?
- OKAY.
- IT'S WINKING AT YOU, BOY.
[laughs]
- ABOUT READY TO START UP? - YEAH. OKAY.
- WE'RE GONNA START WITH A LIGHT WARM-UP.
- OKAY. - GET YOUR LEGS WIDE.
YOU'RE GONNA BEND THROUGH YOUR HIPS.
YOU'RE GONNA WALK OUT. BETTER.
THAT'S GOOD. YEAH, GET YOUR HIPS UP.
- YEAH, HONEY. - KEEP YOUR HIPS LOW.
- COME ON, MISS LEAKES. JOIN THE FUN.
- GIRL, COME OVER HERE.
- HOW YOU DOING? - HOW ARE YOU? NENE.
- DEXTER. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI, PHAEDRA, HOW YOU DOING?
PHAEDRA AND I HAVE DEFINITELY HAD OUR ISSUES IN THE PAST,
BUT I HAVE GROWN PAST THAT.
AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON,
I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME
TO REALLY JUST FOCUS ON ANY NEGATIVITY.
SO I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH THESE GIRLS.
IT'S JUST LIKE DOWN. - RIGHT.
- AND THEN BACK IT UP. - BACK THAT THING UP, GIRL.
- STAND UP. - OKAY.
- WHOO! - ALL RIGHT.
- BUT YOU GOT TO DO 15. - 15?
- 15. - GO AHEAD, GIRL.
DON'T IT FEEL GOOD? - OH, LORD.
YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK OUT ABOUT TWO HOURS A DAY
AT THE SPEED YOU GOING.
- HELLO!
- THIS IS THE HEAVIEST BALL.
- WELL, YOU GOT TO HAVE BIG BALLS.
- GOT TO HAVE BIG BALLS.
[laughter]
- I AM REALLY SHOCKED
THAT NENE IS BEING SO JOVIAL
AND ENGAGING TO ME,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M FAKE-DRA.
- THIS'LL HURT MY ***.
- I CAN REALLY FEEL THAT IN MY ARMS.
- WAIT A MINUTE. HOW THIS S[bleep] GO?
DOWN. UP.
[sighs] - NENE, YOU CANNOT BE DONE.
- I'M TIRED NOW.
- ALL RIGHT, ANYBODY NEED WATER OR ANYTHING?
- I DO. - YEAH.
- OH, CHEERS. - YES.
- HERE'S TO YOU.
SO THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON.
YOU KNOW, NENE'S BEEN OUT IN HOLLYWOOD
DOING ALL THESE DIFFERENT SHOWS AND EVERYTHING.
SO I THOUGHT THAT SINCE SHE'S BACK IN TOWN
AND A LOT OF US HAVE NOT ALL GOTTEN TOGETHER YET,
THEN I WOULD THROW NENE A GROUP CONGRATULATIONS--
- WELL, WE DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE ABOUT ME.
IT WILL BE REALLY GREAT IF WE INVITE SUCCESSFUL WOMEN,
INDEPENDENT WOMEN ON THE MOVE.
- I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.
- BUT MEN ONLY. NO MEN.
- DID YOU SAY MEN ONLY? [giggles]
- WOMEN ONLY.
- GIRL, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? [laughs]
- WOMEN ONLY. NO MEN. WOMEN ONLY.
- SO IS KIM INVITED?
- THAT'S FINE.
- EVERYBODY'S INVITED. - OKAY.
WELL, DON'T LOOK SO HAPPY.
[laughter]
- WELL, I'M HAPPY, CHILD,
BECAUSE I CAN'T LET ANY OF IT BRING ME DOWN.
I'M ON A HIGH RIGHT NOW.
IN FACT, I LOVE GETTING WOMEN TOGETHER.
- I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO HAVE KIM THERE,
BECAUSE THE IGNORING EACH OTHER AND NOT SPEAKING
HAS GOTTEN SO OLD.
- SO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
MY SALON THAT I GO TO, THE SHAMPOO STYLIST,
HE SAID HE SAW YOU AND KENYA AND KANDI OUT AT A BAR.
- YEAH, WE DID. WE HAD LUNCH.
- SO WHAT'S UP WITH KENYA? I DON'T KNOW HER.
- SHE WAS REALLY FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S A MISS AMERICA.
SO I ASKED HER IF SHE MET YOU YET.
- UH, WHAT'S HER NAME, KENDRA? - KENYA.
- OH, KENYA. KENYA.
I WAS ACTUALLY HAVING A CASTING AT MY SCHOOL,
YOU KNOW, DOING THIS JET BEAUTY OF THE WEEK.
TURNS OUT SHE WAS A JET BEAUTY OF THE WEEK.
AND, UM, JUST IN CONVERSATION,
SHE WAS GREAT ON THE PHONE, AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE CAME OVER AND COMPLETELY...
WAS A WHOLE NOTHER PERSON.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF SHE SPOKE WHEN SHE GOT THERE.
IT WAS JUST REALLY, REALLY DISAPPOINTING.
- OH, OKAY.
- SO DID IT END ON A PEACEFUL NOTE?
- I MEAN, I KNOW KENYA'S
NOT COMING BACK TO THE BAILEY AGENCY.
- HUH! - SO DEAL WITH IT.
- SURE AS I LIVE.
- I MEAN, WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY?
I'M SURE MY NAME CAME UP IN CONVERSATION.
- WELL, SHE SAID THAT--
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T THERE. AND I'M NOT MUCH FOR GOSSIP.
BUT SHE, YOU KNOW,
HAD SOME MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
OF COURSE, SHE IS A MISS AMERICA, SO MAYBE--
- WHEN WAS SHE MISS AMERICA, HONEY?
HOW MANY YEARS AGO WAS THAT? THIS IS 2012.
- YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
- I MEAN, PHAEDRA, I'M JUST GONNA BE HONEST.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HER.
I THINK SHE'S A GREAT BUSINESSWOMAN.
MATTER OF FACT, SHE'S INVITED.
SHE CAN COME TO THE POWER-- THE MIXER AS WELL.
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A SITUATION
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA COME AND DISRESPECT
MY BUSINESS AND ME,
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER
AND YOU GONNA MAKE UP.
NO, I'M TOO OLD AND I'M TOO BUSY
TO BE GOING BACK AND FORTH.
IT'S GONNA BE A NO FOR ME.
- I'VE HEARD KENYA'S SIDE OF THE STORY.
I'VE HEARD CYNTHIA'S SIDE OF THE STORY.
BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY,
AND SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE LIES THE TRUTH.
BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY BIG OF YOU AND YOU
TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH.
SO, YOU KNOW, I WILL ASK KIM IF SHE'S AVAILABLE,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'VE HAD SO MUCH OF THE DIVISIVENESS,
THE SMALLS, TALLS.
WE JUST GONNA BE LADIES.
- WE'RE GOOD, GIRL.
- SOCIAL TIME IS OVER.
- [laughs] SOCIAL TIME IS OVER?
- SOCIAL TIME IS OVER. - THANK YOU SO MUCH, Y'ALL.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.
- THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I WANT TO SEE MY PRESENT. - DIG IN.
- KROY. [sniffles]
- I'VE ASKED KANDI OUT BEFORE.
- I'M GONNA GET MY FOOD TO GO.
- MAKING SURE MY *** ARE IN. ARE MY *** IN?
- YEAH. - ARE YOU SURE?
- UH-HUH.
- WHAT IN THE WORLD?
WHOO!
BABE, YOU'RE SO CUTE.
LIKE A F[bleep] KEN DOLL.
- YOU'RE SO CRAZY.
OOH, I'M DIZZY UP HERE.
OH, HOW CUTE, LOVE.
THIS YEAR, THIS BIRTHDAY'S DIFFERENT.
BETWEEN THE MOVE AND THE BABY,
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE
UNLESS IT'S TO GET FOOD.
- SOME HOT WINGS. SOME STONEY RIVER ROLLS.
SOME CHILI'S SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLLS.
- AND THAT'S MY MILLIONAIRE CAKE.
- MILLIONAIRE CAKE. - CAKE FROM ALPINE BAKERY.
THAT'S AMAZING. ALL MY FAVORITE S[bleep].
IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO HAVE GREAT FOOD.
FOOD AND LIQUOR.
LIKE, GOT TO HAVE THEM BOTH.
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T ENJOY THE LIQUOR RIGHT NOW,
I LOVE GOOD FOOD.
BABE, WE HAVE A BABY COMING IN, LIKE, 84 DAYS.
- WE HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE.
BASICALLY, THE FIRST ONE THAT WORKS OUT
IS WHERE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO.
- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SPEND $3, $4, $5 MILLION ON A HOUSE
JUST BECAUSE IT'S F[bleep] CONVENIENT FOR RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO SETTLE ON SOME THINGS
FOR THREE OR FOUR OR FIVE YEARS--
- UNLESS I BUILD THE HOUSE,
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THE HOUSE OF MY DREAMS.
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE OUR... - YEAH.
- PERFECT DREAM HOME. - YEAH.
- WE'RE JUST GONNA MOVE BACK TO THE TOWN HOUSE
WITH FOUR KIDS AND TWO DOGS AND...
- FOR NOW, UNTIL WE FIND SOMETHING.
- WE HAVE EACH OTHER, SO WHO THE HELL CARES?
- SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT A LOT OF OUR STUFF IN STORAGE.
- OH, F[bleep].
WE WERE PLANNING TO MOVE WITH K.J. LAST YEAR.
OUR LIFE IS THE EXACT SAME PLACE IT WAS LAST YEAR.
WE HAVE OPTIONS.
I'M JUST KIND OF STRESSED OUT ABOUT IT.
I'M UPSET.
OKAY, I WANT TO SEE MY PRESENT. - OKAY.
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR...
- HERE YOU GO.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- JUST GO SLOW.
GO GLOW. OKAY.
- BABE, THAT'S THE...
BABE, THAT'S THE BRACELET I WORE DOWN THE AISLE.
- IT SURE IS.
YOUR SOMETHING BORROWED NO LONGER BORROWED.
- KROY IS MY ROCK.
HE'S MY STRENGTH WHEN I'M WEAK, ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
MOVING IS MAJOR WITH THE KIDS. EVERYBODY'S LIVES ARE CHANGING.
I DEFINITELY COULD NOT HANDLE THIS MOVE WITHOUT KROY.
IT JUST REMINDS ME,
I AM, LIKE, THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET.
- WE CAN GET A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP.
- WE WON'T BE SLEEPING TONIGHT. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO ACT LIKE WE'RE GONNA TRY AND MAKE ANOTHER BABY,
EVEN THOUGH WE'VE GOT A HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL ONE
ALREADY COOKING.
- OKAY. - END MY BIRTHDAY WITH A ***.
- THERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
- HELLO. - HI!
- WELCOME TO SUFI'S, YOU GUYS. - THANK YOU.
- SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT MOVING BACK?
- IT'S CRAZY, BUT I THINK CHANGE IS GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I WAS HIKING THE OTHER DAY,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THIS BIG BLACK SNAKE CROSSES MY PATH.
- UH-HUH.
- SO I SCREAMED AND RAN THE OTHER WAY.
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY-- I DON'T KNOW WHY--
BUT I CALLED MY AUNT.
- YOUR AUNT HERE? - YEAH.
- OKAY. - AND SHE SAID, "THAT'S GOOD.
IT MEANS CHANGE."
- IT PROBABLY MEANT RUN. - SHUT UP.
[both laughing]
I THINK THAT WAS THE ULTIMATE SIGN
THAT IT WAS JUST TIME FOR A CHANGE.
HERE I AM, 40 YEARS PLUS... [clears throat]
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. - NO.
THIS IS THE MIRZA GHASEMI. - OKAY.
- THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU. AND NO HUSBAND, NO CHILDREN.
AND, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH IT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- ONE OF THE REASONS I WANTED TO BE HERE
IS TO BE CLOSER TO YOU
AND TO SEE WHERE OUR RELATIONSHIP MIGHT GO.
I'VE BEEN DATING WALTER OF AND ON FOR TWO YEARS,
BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP.
I HOPE WALTER WILL SEE THAT THIS MOVE REALLY MEANS,
FOR ME, THAT I'M TAKING THIS RELATIONSHIP SERIOUSLY.
AND HOPEFULLY, HE FEELS THE SAME WAY.
I RECENTLY WENT TO THE DOCTOR.
JUST WANTED TO KNOW THE PROBABILITY
FOR SOMEBODY MY AGE TO HAVE CHILDREN.
- WOW. - IT WASN'T GOOD NEWS.
THE AGE OF YOUR EGGS ARE THE AGE OF YOUR EGGS.
I'M A 41-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WHO'S NOT MARRIED.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN.
AND TIME'S A-TICKIN'.
TIME'S A-TICKIN'.
- WOULD YOU EVER HAVE, LIKE, IN VITRO?
- I WOULD LIKE TO TRY THE NATURAL WAY.
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
- THERE ARE A NATURAL WAY COULD BE DONE.
- ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE THE MOST ABOUT WALTER,
HE SEEMS SIMPLE, UNCOMPLICATED.
AND IT WAS OUTSIDE OF THE MEN THAT I'VE USUALLY DATED.
HE'S A CUTIE-PIE.
AND I THINK HE WOULD GIVE ME PRETTY KIDS.
- ENJOY THE TASTE.
- IT'S A SHOT? THAT IS A LOT. - IT'S LIKE A TRIPLE SHOT.
- [laughs] - WHOO!
- YOU SEEM NERVOUS, 'CAUSE YOU--
ARE YOU NERVOUS OF THE NEWS THAT I JUST GAVE YOU?
YOU OKAY? - I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
[chuckles] I CHANGE.
[laughter]
- IF YOU HAVE SOME SKELETONS IN A CLOSET,
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT 'EM.
- WHOO.
- WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP,
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE MOMENT THAT YOU SHARE WITH THAT PERSON.
BUT NOW THAT WALTER AND I ARE IN THE SAME CITY,
I'M REALIZING THERE'S A LOT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.
- YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT?
- ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY EMBARRASS ME.
YOU NEED TO TELL ME.
- YOU KNOW, I'VE DATED YOUNG LADIES.
SO... [chuckles]
- ANYBODY THAT I WOULD KNOW?
- UM...
I'VE ASKED KANDI OUT BEFORE.
- OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- SHE SAID, "HELL"-- SHE...
[chuckles] KIND OF SHOT ME DOWN.
- OKAY, WAIT. [chuckles]
YOU WERE ASKING HER OUT ON A DATE,
BECAUSE YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO HER, RIGHT?
- ABSOLUTELY.
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA BE TRUTHFUL, AREN'T WE?
DID ANYTHING HAPPEN? NO.
- YEAH, BECAUSE SHE SAID NO. - OKAY.
- WELL, THAT MIGHT BE WORSE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- IT'S SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY
TO HAVE IN THEIR LITTLE BACK POCKET:
"YEAH, HER MAN TRIED TO TALK TO ME BEFORE."
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- THAT'S BEEN A WHILE AGO, SO I MEAN--
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE.
THAT'S JUST-- - WELL, I CAN'T CONTROL THAT.
IT'S NOTHING. IT'S DONE, GONE.
NOW, ARE WE GONNA HAVE A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT NOTHING?
- LOOK, I NEED A DRINK.
- [laughs]
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE GETTING UPSET ABOUT NOTHING.
- LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE. - OKAY, LET'S CALL--
- SHE GOT A BIG ***, AND I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.
- ARE YOU TALKING LAUGHS?
- I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE WOMEN
THAT HAVE BIG BUTTS.
- THIS IS TRUE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE TRUTHFUL WITH YOU.
AND YOU'RE JUST JUMPING THE GUN.
PUMP YOUR BRAKES.
- I'M GONNA GET MY FOOD TO GO. - WHY?
- 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE AN APPETITE RIGHT NOW.
- WOW. BECAUSE OF THAT?
- CAN I HAVE MY FOOD TO GO? - YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
- THANK YOU.
I NEED TO GO TO THE LADIES ROOM.
- OKAY.
WOW.
- THIS IS SOME BULL[bleep].
- YOU GOOD? - YEAH.
[sighs]
I JUST NEED SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
I THINK-- - I MEAN, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA.
- I THINK--NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LET ME JUST PROCESS IT.
AND LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT ANOTHER TIME.
- OKAY, NOW, I'VE SHOWED YOU THAT I'VE LIKED YOU.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN YOU.
I MEAN, YOU'RE STRONG, NOW VERY INDEPENDENT,
AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE A HARD WORKER,
AND THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTS ME TO YOU.
THAT, ALONG WITH YOUR BEAUTY AND EVERYTHING,
YOUR CHOCOLATE SKIN, BUT...
- [laughs] - YOU KNOW?
- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU LIKE ALL THIS CHOCOLATE? - I LIKE ALL THE CHOCOLATE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
- ANYBODY WHO LOVES CHOCOLATE IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
[laughs]
SO YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME NOW.
- I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MAD AT ME OVER NOTHING.
- [giggles] ALL RIGHT, CHEERS.
- CHEERS.
MM-HMM.
- I THINK I JUST GREW SOME HAIR ON MY CHEST.
- I HOPE NOT. - [laughs]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING?
Y'ALL COME WAIT FIVE MINUTES.
JUST FIVE MINUTES.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S WHAT GOT ME IN THIS F[bleep] POSITION
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
SO LAST NIGHT, IT'S SO HOT IN MY F[bleep] ROOM.
- IT'S NOT HOT. IT'S FREEZING.
- SO HE SAYS TO ME, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET"--
- SHE'S LIKE, "F[bleep], BABE, IT'S SO HOT IN HERE."
AND I SAID, "NO."
I SAID, "IT'S AT LEAST 68."
- HE WANTED TO BET *** FAVORS.
I SAID "FINE."
SO I GO OUT TO THE THERMOSTAT,
AND IT SAYS 67.
- AND I SAY, "WHOO-HOO!" [monitor beeping]
- GRAB THAT MONITOR. TALK TO K.J. ON THAT, BABE.
- K.J., YOU HEAR ME? [monitor beeping]
OH. I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CALLING ME.
- KROY OWES ME A *** FAVOR.
- SAY "DAD."
- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY, LIKE,
"I'LL--I'LL SUCK YOUR D[bleep],
IF YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET ME MY WATER."
- DAD. - SO I SAY IT LIKE THAT.
- WELL, HE, LIKE, KEEPS F[bleep] SCORE.
- YOU'RE ALREADY ABOUT 150 IN THE HOLE, SO...
- HE THINKS I HAVE 150 BLOW JOBS.
- [laughs] WELL, YOU BETTER GET TO IT.
- SAY DAD.
[K.J. mumbling]
- [grunting]
SOME CLEANING SUPPLIES.
- ARE YOU GONNA ACTUALLY HELP DO SOME CLEANING?
- YOU KNOW I'LL HELP. COME ON.
- THE OTHER THING I COULD GET YOU TO HELP ME WITH...
- WHAT'S UP? - IS WITH THESE TOOLS.
- TOOLS? I'M ALLERGIC TO TOOLS.
I'M A CITY BOY. CITY BOY. WE DON'T USE TOOLS.
- SEE I THINK ALL MEN SHOULD HAVE TOOLS.
- I HAVE TOOLS.
THEY'RE IN MY TRUCK.
- OH, I THOUGHT YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR OTHER TOOL.
[laughter]
BUT...
ME AND TODD MOVING IN TOGETHER,
IT FEELS VERY NATURAL FOR US.
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT.
AND, UM... WE'RE HAPPY.
- PHAEDRA'S ON HER WAY OVER?
- YEAH, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA STOP BY.
- Y'ALL GET TO YAPPIN'.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - THAT'S ALL Y'ALL DO.
TALK, TALK. YAP, YAP.
[doorbell rings]
- HELLO!
- OH, PHAEDRA'S AT THE DOOR. EXCUSE ME.
HEY, GIRL. - LOOK AT YOU.
WHAT'S UP? - OH, NOTHING.
JUST A LITTLE-- - OH, LORD JESUS.
- SHE DOES NOT BITE. GEORGIA. COME ON.
- OOH, CHILD. - YOU'RE NOT SCARED, ARE YOU?
- YES, I'M SCARED OF DOGS, KANDI.
I GOT BIT BY A DOG RIGHT BEFORE LAW SCHOOL GRADUATION,
AND I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE
AS FAR AS LIVING PETS.
SHE COULD HAVE BIT OFF MY TOES.
GIRL.
BUT WHEN THEY HAVE PASSED ON,
I'M VERY COMFORTABLE WITH THEM.
SHE'S SO SCARY. LOOK, SHE'S RUNNING AWAY.
- OH!
- I DON'T BITE. WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE?
GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
- WHERE'S APOLLO?
- HE WAS LIKE, "TELL TODD I REALLY WANT TO SEE HIM.
"BUT ME AND AYDEN GOT TO GET THE BIKE.
BABY, CARRY US."
- HELLO, LADIES. - WELL, LOOK AT YOU PRETTY.
I LOVE THIS GREEN.
AND SO HOW ARE YOU LOVING THIS HOUSE?
- OH, I LOVE IT.
- YOU'RE GETTING A MASTERPIECE. YEAH.
- I'M EXCITED. - YES. I LOVE IT.
- I FEEL LIKE I HIT THE JACKPOT. - YOU DID.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY, GATED.
BUT EVERYBODY OVER HERE IS A DOCTOR, LAWYER, JUDGE.
- MM-HMM.
WELL, WE STARTED MOVING STUFF IN.
AND, OF COURSE-- - GOSH!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH TO UNPACK.
- THIS REMODEL, THIS HOUSE, IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS MOVE THAT STUFF IN
AND FIX IT LATER.
[laughs]
BUT I'M TELLING YOU...
- GIRL, I SEE THE VISION, HONEY.
- YOU SEE THE VISION. - I DO.
I MEAN, THIS IS A PALACE FOR A QUEEN, GIRL.
- [laughs]
- SO WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE...
COHABITATING?
- THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING GREAT. I MEAN--
- I KNOW. BUT HE'S A GREAT GUY.
- YEAH.
- I WAS KEY
IN INTRODUCING KANDI TO TODD.
AND I SAID TO HER, "THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR HUSBAND."
I KNOW. I TOLD APOLLO.
I WAS LIKE, "TODD'S GOING. COME ON. GO."
HE WAS LIKE, "I LIKE TODD, MAN,
BUT I GOT TO GET MY BIKES TOGETHER."
I'M LIKE, "THIS BOY IS"--
- WELL, CHILD, WE NEED TO GET US SOME BIKES
SO WE CAN GO RIDING WITH YOU.
- I KNOW!
- GOD KNOWS I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO WORK OUT IN--
- I WORKED OUT THE OTHER DAY WITH NENE AND CYNTHIA.
- YOU DID? - I DID.
IT WENT WELL.
- [imitating tires screeching]
ROLL BACK.
- I KNOW, GIRL.
- 'CAUSE I REMEMBER
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MISS NENE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU,
AND Y'ALL CAME FROM THE SAME TOWN.
AND NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, Y'ALL ARE WORKING OUT TOGETHER.
GREAT. - YEAH.
- OKAY.
- BUT NENE AND CYNTHIA WANT TO HAVE
A LITTLE WOMAN EMPOWERMENT MIXER.
AND SO I TOLD HER I WOULD EXTEND AN INVITATION TO YOU AND KIM.
- WHAT? - YEAH, GIRL.
- THIS IS INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.
- OOH!
- YOU BETTER GO CHECK
AND MAKE SURE THAT'S REALLY HER.
SHE WANTED TO TO INVITE ME...
both: AND KIM. - EXACTLY.
- TO ME, SHE'S ALWAYS LIGHTWEIGHT HATING ON ME.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
SHE'LL SAY THAT WE'RE HATING ON HER.
IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS HAVING MY EVENT FOR BEDROOM KANDI.
- ALL THE TWITTER PEOPLE ARE HERE TAKING PICTURES.
- YOU ARE BEING SUCH A LITTLE SOURPUSS.
- ***, I GOT TO GO!
- BUT, YOU KNOW, LET'S GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT HAVE WENT TO CHURCH AND GOT SAVED.
CHILD, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
I MEAN, THERE'S GINGKO BILOBA AND, YOU KNOW, ALL THIS GINSENG
AND ALL THIS STUFF THAT'LL HELP YOUR ATTITUDE IMPROVE.
AND SO WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO COME MAYBE AS MY DATE?
[laughter]
YOU AND KIM.
MM. [giggles]
- UH, I DEFINITELY WILL COME.
I MEAN, IF IT'S WOMEN EMPOWERMENT,
AND YOU NEED WOMEN IN POWER, OF COURSE I NEED TO BE THERE.
- YOU QUALIFY. - [laughs]
- I THINK WE SHOULD INVITE KENYA TOO.
- RIGHT.
- 'CAUSE SHE GOT SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE IN THE ROOM GOT.
- EXACTLY. - A TITLE.
[laughs] - OKAY.
- GORGEOUS. - HELLO, LADIES.
[indistinct chatter]
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I DO BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT. - OKAY.
- AND, ACTUALLY, ONE OF MY CLIENTS
IS ACTUALLY INVITED HERE, MISS LEAKES, NENE LEAKES.
- OKAY. - I'M RAMIRRA STACKHOUSE.
- ARE YOU MARRIED TO THE STACKHOUSE GUY THAT PLAYS--
- YUP, THAT'S THAT STACKHOUSE. - OH.
WELL, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING PARTY,
SOME PEDESTRIAN PEOPLE,
BUT DEFINITELY SOME PEOPLE
THAT ARE VERY HIGHBROW FROM THE COMMUNITY.
- I OWN AN ACCOUNTING FIRM HERE.
- I DEVELOP TECHNOLOGY,
AND THEN I ALSO DO LARGE-SCALE PRODUCTIONS,
LIKE, ON THE SCALE OF GRAMMYS.
- OH, GIRL, LET ME GIVE YOU MY CARD,
GIRL, YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
- SWEETIE, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I'M LEAVING MY SON.
WHEN PHAEDRA TOLD ME NENE
WANTED HER TO INVITE ME TO THIS PARTY,
I ALMOST FELL THE F[bleep] OVER.
I'M NOT AN ***[bleep], SO I'M GONNA GO.
BUT I WANT TO GET THE F[bleep] OUT OF HERE.
- HI, GORGEOUS. [giggles]
I'M THE NEW KID IN TOWN.
EVERYONE HAS HEARD I'M HERE.
AND, OF COURSE, I'M GETTING INVITATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT
TO ATTEND EVENTS.
- SO WHERE IS NENE?
- I DON'T REALLY SPEAK TO HER, SO...
- YEAH.
- HI, BEAUTIFUL. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE.
- WELL, I'M LEAVING IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
- WELL, IT JUST STARTED AT 6:00. IT'S 8:00.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- KIM IS READY TO GO.
AND I KNOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE UP AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE
JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE WHEN NENE GETS HERE.
YOU GOT HERE ON TIME?
- NO, I GOT HERE--THE TRAFFIC-- NO, WE GOT HERE AT 7:00.
BUT KROY HAS AN EVENT-- A DINNER TONIGHT, A TEAM DINNER.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG ON A PAGEANT RUNWAY.
YOU GOT TO DO THE WAVE NOW.
- I WISH.
IF NOT, I'M GOING BACK TO MY BLACK HOUSE.
[laughter]
OKAY, YOU MADE THAT SEXY.
- I TRY TO GET MY ANGELINA JOLIE ON.
HOW SHE DO.
[all cheering]
- HI!
THE PARTY HAS A GREAT TURNOUT.
IT IS FULL OF ATLANTA'S MOST SUCCESSFUL WOMEN.
AND THEY ALL HAVE ON THEIR BEAUTIFUL, LONG, FLOWY GOWNS.
HELLO, LADIES!
DON'T YOU LOOK NICE. - THANK YOU, DARLING.
- HI, KIM, HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU FOR COMING.
HEY, KANDI-COATED.
- WHAT'S UP?
- HOW YOU DOING, BABY? - GOOD.
SO THIS WAS YOUR IDEA? - ABSOLUTELY.
VERY POSITIVE.
- WHERE IS NENE? IT'S HER PARTY.
WHERE'S NENE?
- SHE'S HAVING A LITTLE BIT
OF A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.
IT'S TIME TO GO. WE GOT TO GO.
- YEAH, NO, I'M LATE. I'M REALLY F[bleep] LATE.
- ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO GO. - OKAY, COME ON.
- I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EVENT FOR NENE.
WHERE IS SHE?
- AND I'M VERY F[bleep] LATE.
MY HUSBAND'S GONNA KILL ME.
- I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
KIM SNUCK OUT OF HERE.
- SHE IS GOOD FOR SNEAKING OUT.
- I GOT TO GET TO THE PARTY.
ALL THE GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED,
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M HYPE.
I'M LIKE, "YEAH, LET'S DO THIS."
ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING?
- YES, KROY HAS A DINNER THAT HE HAS TO GO TO.
- Y'ALL COME WAIT FIVE MINUTES.
SO SOON AS I GET OFF THE ELEVATOR,
I BUMP RIGHT INTO KIM.
I'M LIKE, "OH, HI!"
I ALMOST DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I SAID HI TO.
- I'M ALREADY 40 MINUTES LATE.
WHERE WERE YOU? IT'S TWO HOURS.
F[bleep].
IT'S HOT AS F[bleep]. I WANT OUT.
I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY HAVE A WHOLE LOT TO SAY TO NENE.
- I'VE BEEN UPSTAIRS. JUST FIVE MINUTES.
- I'M JUST READY TO GET OUT.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MOTIVATED
TO GET THE F[bleep] OUT OF SOMEWHERE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING BIG AND GRAND IN FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY.
- NO, YOU'RE--
I'M TAKING CARE OF THAT.
- I WAS JUST KIDDING. NO, I'M SERIOUS.
- NO, BUT HONESTLY-- HONESTLY, OUR NANNY TODAY
COULD NOT STAY, HONESTLY,
AND KROY HAS A TEAM MEETING TONIGHT.
- JUST FIVE MINUTES WE JUST GONNA STAY.
HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU.
- I LIKE YOUR DRESS. SERIOUSLY.
- OKAY, LET ME GO, T.T., OKAY?
- I'M COMING TO BEAT YOU. I'M HAVING A BABY.
I AM! I'M HAVING A BABY, GIRL!
- OKAY.
- OKAY, GREAT, SO THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD NIGHT.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, I SAID HI TO KIM.
SHE SPOKE BACK.
SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA COME BACK TO THE PARTY.
- LIKE, WE REALLY CAN'T STAY.
I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.
I GOT TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.
I NEED MY CAR, HONEY.
- CYNTHIA!
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- WHAT WAS GOING ON?
THEY WERE TRYING TO SAY
YOU HAD SOME KIND OF WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.
I'M LIKE, "WHERE'S KIM?"
I GUESS SHE LEFT ME.
DID SHE COME BACK?
- CAN EVERYONE PLEASE COME AROUND TO THE POOL AREA?
WELL, I TRIED TO BE NICE, NOW.
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM,
AND SHE WOULD COME BACK,
BUT SHE NEVER CAME BACK,
SO COOL.
PEACE AND LOVE, SHAWTY.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU.
- IS THIS YOUR TALKING HEAD?
I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
- NO, I'M NOT A TALKING HEAD.
- CAN EVERYONE PLEASE COME AROUND
TO THE POOL AREA?
I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL YOU GUYS
FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT.
I WAS REALLY INSPIRED TO DO THIS EVENT
BECAUSE NENE HAS INSPIRED ME IN SO MANY WAYS.
SHE IS JUST SUCH A GRINDER. SUCH A HARD WORKER.
- I LOVE YOU ALL.
I LOVE YOU, KANDI.
- MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HER MEANS A LOT.
- PHAEDRA.
I LOVE YOU.
- KEEP DOING IT.
I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY.
I'M A WOMAN MYSELF, AND--
- YOU GUYS,
I'M GONNA THROW YOU A PARTY NEXT WEEK,
AND I'M GONNA THROW YOU A PARTY
THE WEEK AFTER THAT.
- Y'ALL, CHEERS!
CHEERS!
- OKAY, ENOUGH OF THE CLOWN SHOW.
LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
I KNOW IT'S CYNTHIA'S EVENT,
AND I THINK IT'S REALLY SWEET
THAT CYNTHIA WOULD THROW A PARTY FOR HER BFF,
AND I HOPE IT INSPIRES ALL OF US
TO BE KIND AND GOOD TO EACH OTHER.
- FOR KENYA TO FEEL ENTITLED ENOUGH
TO TAKE THE MICROPHONE AND MAKE SPEECHES--
JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE TACKY.
- NENE, I WANT TO GRAB YOU FOR A SECOND.
- OKAY, SURE.
- NOW, I KNOW CYNTHIA'S YOUR GIRL.
WE KIND OF GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT,
BUT I'M HOPING THAT THAT DOESN'T AFFECT
WHAT WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE AS A FRIEND.
- RIGHT, I-- - IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU,
SO YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS WHAT IT IS.
- BUT WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
- NO, NO, NO, I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
- BUT NENE'S STANDING HERE, AND I'M TALKING TO HER.
- IN RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING--
- NENE, ARE--
IS THIS YOUR TALKING HEAD?
I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
- NO, I'M NOT A TALKING HEAD.
- WELL-- - MAYBE A TALKING PRETTY HEAD.
- RIGHT. - BUT I'M NOT A TALKING HEAD.
I THINK KENYA'S A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.
HOWEVER, I THINK IF YOU'RE UGLY ON THE INSIDE,
YOU'RE UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE.
NO NEED FOR DISRESPECT.
- NO, NO, NEVER THAT.
- YOU KNOW, I'M MY OWN WOMAN,
AND I GET TO KNOW PEOPLE FOR MYSELF.
THE FACT THAT YOU AND CYNTHIA HAD ANYTHING
WOULD NEVER STOP ME FROM, YOU KNOW, GIVING YOU A CHANCE.
- WHAT YEAR DID YOU WIN, KENYA?
- GIRL, I DON'T TELL THE YEAR. THAT'S LIKE ASKING MY AGE.
- UH-UH!
WELL, I KNOW IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW,
WERE YOU BEFORE OR AFTER VANESSA WILLIAMS?
- REALLY, CYNTHIA?
WHO DOESN'T KNOW VANESSA WILLIAMS
WAS THE FIRST BLACK MISS AMERICA?
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
- OH, VANESSA IS, LIKE, 12 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- MISS CYNTHIA-- SHE KNOWS HOW TO READ.
READ, HONEY.
NOT "READ."
[chuckles]
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
- LIKE, GROWN PEOPLE, FOR REAL, FOR REAL--
IT AIN'T THAT DEEP.
IF MISS USA COULD JUST TAKE HER GOWN,
HER SASH, AND HER CROWN
AND JUST WAVE HER WAY
RIGHT ON OUT THE DOOR,
I'D BE VERY HAPPY.
- I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU LADIES FOR COMING OUT,
AND, AS WOMEN, WE DON'T REALLY LIFT EACH OTHER UP ENOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN GUILTY AT SOME TIME.
- YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND
SHE'S SAYING SHE'S ABOVE THE DRAMA AND STUFF NOW,
BUT IT'S LIKE--
THE DRAMA FOR YOU WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.
- HERE'S TO YOU GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT, CHEERS.
all: CHEERS.
- SUCCESS BREEDS SUCCESS.
- YEAH, I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE MORE THING.
GO FOR YOURS. OKAY.
[laughter]
[cheering]
- CHEERS!
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA...
- YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING SPECIAL?
- NAH-- GREGG!
- OH, GOD.
- I WANT EVERY LAST MOTHERF[bleep] FLOWER OUT OF
- "EVERY MOTHER"-- - F[bleep] FLOWER!
- NENE HAS NEVER TAKEN THE SUBWAY.
- THE PEOPLE LIKE WATCHING YOU DOWN HERE AS WELL.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- WHAT ROLE WOULD YOU BE PLAYING
IN MY DONKEY *** WORKOUT TAPE?
- I CAN EITHER HIT IT FROM THE BACK--
OH, FOR THE WORKOUT. OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME IN THIS HOUSE.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MEMORIES HERE.
- TOO MANY.
- I'M HAVING THIS BIG EVENT.
- I DEFINITELY WANT TO COME AND SUPPORT.
- WE DO HAVE KENYA MOORE HERE.
MISS AMERICA 1993?
- MISS USA.
- YOU'RE ON THE CURB WHERE YOU SHOULD BE.
- IT'S SO WACKY THAT--
- WACK? IT'S FOR CHILDREN.
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