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Dear Pastor Munds, I need to get the suck out of my life.
I do not find any reference to this problem in the Bible so I am
turning to you for help.
Help... I need to get to suck out of my life.
Wait... I said that already.
Please teach me how to do this because things keep attaching themselves
to me.
I walk down the street, by trees, and branches with leaves
fly off and give him a head as I walked by. Ouch!
Voice: "Hey buddy get away from the windows." Sorry. It's so bad that mosquitoes
are my only friends. (slap) Well not that one.
I walk by a baby and it cries.
Actually I make all babies cry... (clears throat)
I make all babies cry. Please help me, I am desperate. I cannot walk near the
newspaper stand because all the newspapers
leap out of the stand and attach
themselves to me. This is a fire hazard.
I can no longer go on living like this.
Little dogs bark at me. Big dogs bark at me.
I even made puppies cry. It is so bad that
that garbage trucks follow me down the street so they only have one
place to pick up the garbage... My house.
This really s****... Well you get the idea. Pastor Steve,
please tell me how to get a copy of your message, "How To Get The Suck Out Of Your Life"
Thank you for your help. Signed... Vacuum Boy.