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Let's go back 10 years;
Just before it all began.
Now please welcome the Grand Ex'.
And he never saw her again
until ten years later.
Sit still. You're handsome enough!
Say cheese Mr. President.
President GIG CLUB Session 5
THE GIG
When we talk his eyes warm my heart.
I've never met anyone so understanding.
He's the love guru.
He's number one.
He likes surprising us.
Does he care about us?
Yes.
He cares about who we are.
He says he just wants to keep things simple.
Simple…
Simple…
You can see how our President's girls confirm that they like the idea of our club.
Any member who can't find a 'gig' will get a refund.
So?
So what is a 'gig'?
A gig is more than a friend
but less than a girlfriend.
How can I find a gig?
Let's make it clear first that men and women are equal.
We go for girls; girls go for us.
Having a gig is like having a girlfriend.
But to girls the word 'boyfriend' may sound...
Daddy I've found my idol.
… something like a headache.
Too many conditions.
But the word 'gig' sounds relaxing.
Cute as far as its definition goes.
I have to find a gig before my graduation right?
Damn you!
Listen to me.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Listen? Listen to what? ***!
You dirtbag!
Don’t ever try that again!
Just look; don't stare.
Look at her face not her ***.
Even though *** look better.
How couldn't I look at her ***?
She just loosened her blouse down.
What? You lucky ***!
How come?
Well I told her that
if she showed me her *** and let me touch them I'd give her 5000 baht.
Well what are you waiting for?
I want to.
But I don’t have any money.
This is what we call ***.
To get a gig
we need to be honest.
But he is honest.
Four Rules for Having A Gig
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Rule 2: Never try to share a gig with friends. 0:05:56.460,1193:02:47.295 Arm
Rule 3: Gigs are less important than girlfriends.
Tu
Rule 4: The most important one.
Jack 0:06:05.480,1193:02:47.295 Never fall in love with a gig.
Aim the target
Searching.
Searching and targeting.
Find the target
Then make friends as a group.
Make friends as a group
Easier than one-to-one meeting.
More casual puts them at ease.
Create a relaxed atmosphere
Avoid any gossip.
Gossip
Of the three girls you've brought which one do you like?
I brought them all
so they're all mine!
OK. So I pass.
If you'd let me charge
the membership fee of 830 baht
we'd have been rich by now.
Tu put your hand down.
Take this one too.
I made some changes.
No one will be able to tell for sure.
No one will be able to tell for sure.
Tell her to bring more friends.
So our members can impress the girls.
I definitely recognise you. How could I forget?
I think…
all judges were blind.
PRACTICUM Code 0198
It's incredible
to have a chance to be with girls like this.
Thank you Gig Club so much.
You should have been among the five finalists. Someone must have made a mistake.
Is that right?
Yes.
You said there were four of you?
Why just three?
Oh the other one is busy with a modelling job.
A model?
Yes.
Who is he? Is he famous?
You may not know him yet
but soon he'll be famous. Right now he's paying more attention to his studies.
Oh yes yes.
That's right.
Which one is it?
This one remember?
That is yes.
wait wait wait
somewhere?
This This
Oh our mate is quite a guy.
Let me see.
Very cool.
I like the red one. Like he's dancing.
He's so cute.
so cool
handsome? He's so cute.
Sorry for being late.
I tried my best to be on time.
I welcome any punishment.
Not at all. You're not guilty.
Please take a seat.
Thank you.
Let me pick that up for you.
It's all right.
I don't want you to see my secret.
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Oh that's nice.
But he's taking his studies very seriously
so he said no to them.
Sorry for being late.
I tried my best to be on time.
I welcome any punishment.
It's all right.
We always forgive a man with a conscience.
Right?
Yes yes!
Where's the microphone?
What brand did you model for today?
Sorry it's confidential.
It's the code of ethics in advertising.
Sorry I can't tell you anything.
Just a bit please.
I really can't.
Do the microphone's here.
Did you know that they don't use real ice cream in ad shooting?
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How will that help us get with them?
They mould it and paint it.
Yai is Mr. Know-It-All.
He must be a great student.
Hello my name is Wana.
Pleased to meet you.
Classroom
Pleased to meet you.
I come form England.
Which town?
London.
How about you?
There you go.
I'll forward it to you.
So you can see how disgusting you were.
Who's she?
How could I overlook such a lovely face?
My previous name was Muay. Now I'm Ant A second-year Nursing student.
I'm taking driving lessons too.
My teacher even allows me to drive on main roads now.
Hey slow down!
Brake! Brake!
Oh my God!
Faculty of Nursing
Jib.
Ant
if you don't accept my love
I'll throw myself off the Rama VIII Bridge.
Oh Tik…
I'll remember you said that
and pray for your soul.
Amen.
Hey!
Wait wait Ant!
Could you please say something sweet; something soft
for me just once?
Custard.
Custard?
My name is Tik
I've been studying Law for eight years.
If I can't find a girlfriend here
I'll never finish my studies.
Don't beat your meat in the toilet.
Amateur Boxing Club
The floor will be slippery.
Our boxer may slip and fall before the fight.
Who the hell made the floor wet?
Damn it!
He's the Gig Club President. His name is Yai.
A junior in Communication Arts.
Gig Club?
Wasn't that closed down?
Yes.
It was.
But Yai and his Fantastic Four
reopened it.
And they don't just go for Uni girls
they go for school girls too.
They even tried the Military Academy.
What? They go for boys too?
No they don’t go for boys.
It's the cadets' girls they go for.
These ***
don't give a ***.
You've been here for 8 years without noticing them
because you only think about your beloved Ant.
You're talking about that weird club?
Even the name is weird.
"Gig Club"
It's just about tricking girls into sex.
The President himself
must have hooked up with a dozen girls.
Finished.
But I still want to know what the Gig Club
is like.
My name is Fern.
Most people say I'm good looking
and well behaved.
So I don't get it? Why don't boys go for me?
Well perhaps it's because….
I'm Jib.
My family runs a motorbike garage.
When I was born a motorbike was the first thing I saw.
I want to be a motorbike racer.
But my entrance exam score placed me in Nursing instead.
Nissin brake pump.
Bridgestone Battlax tyres.
Racing exhaust pipe from Japan.
GSXR 1000 faring.
With oil cooling system.
Cool!
Are you finished Jib?
Excuse me.
Looking for lottery numbers?
Is this motorbike yours?
yes.
Very nice.
But the alloy wheels are a bit unstylish.
If you want to sell it just let me know.
Don't bother freezing my frame! I don't have any biography to share.
Oh you're Jane Doe.
I really don’t know how the Muses inspired this artist
to create such a perfect work of art.
Minimal but powerful.
Anything I can do for you?
Or do you want to ask me to go for a ride?
Oh no.
I was just passing by and wanted to ask where this road goes.
It never goes anywhere.
It's been right here for years.
But where are you going anyway?
I've come here to read.
Well sit over there then. Just go over there.
You didn't do it.
So why did she take it out on you?
When I saw her skirt stuck up there
the guy beside me just pulled it out.
But I know she doesn't like her skirt being pulled out.
So I just put it back in again.
What?! Are you crazy? You put it back in again?
You deserve it!
Cheerleading Club
Here's another one.
From your regular admirer.
Lisa
I'm Rainy. This is a present for you.
You just gave me one.
But I figured you wouldn't open it
so I brought one more.
Surprised?
Are you getting married? Congratulations.
It's good you didn't try that *** trick again.
You know cheerleaders
are three times stronger than regular girls!
You could get yourself killed.
I need you to be my mentor.
If I graduate without getting any gig action
my daddy will never let me hear the end of it.
What a genius!
He practices his pick-up lines
on A-grade cheerleaders.
Yai Yai
Song is applying to be a model at the Motor Show.
My friends asked me to accompany her. So I applied too.
I want to apply too. So I can have some money of my own.
Please my sweet brother.
What about the money mum sent us? Isn't it enough?
It is enough. But I don’t want to be a burden on her.
And I want to gain new experiences too.
Song's friends are very happy with this job.
Why did you make her do this?
I didn’t make her do anything.
I just told her about it.
And I also told her that …
even if they accept me I won’t take the job.
Then what did you apply for?
Come on I know you want a part-time job.
What about our 3 Rules?
Rule 1: No working before graduation.
Rule 2: No boyfriends before graduation.
Rule 3: No going out at night before graduation.
If I can't have a boyfriend can I be someone's gig?
No way!
That's not fair!
You know what? What's unfair is when…
You're always telling me about that flirtatious schoolgirl.
who got pregnant before graduation because her boyfriend forgot to wear a ***
I remember it by heart. Five times already!
Good for you!
Isn't there anything to eat at all?
You never come home early. How were we to know you'd want dinner here today?
I'll make you fried eggs if you want.
Is it your birthday today?
Why are you home so early?
I didn't think you'd be home yet.
What are you doing?
Chatting on MSN upstairs.
Maybe I have to add Rule 4.
No MSN!
Oh I give up.
I'd better go help the guys.
My name is Lisa.
Sexy..
Bisty..
Cherry..
Peggy..
Hairy
Just kidding. My name is Cher.
Here you are.
You didn't add anything extra did you?
Maybe. Do you dare drink it?
No I can't.
We don’t drink alcohol.
Watch out! Watch out! Bee! Bee!
Bee… Be my honey!
Jack
your jokes are so lame!
Huh! Stupid Gig Club!
Why do they all have to come together?
I met Yai before. He wasn't so wild then.
The same with that model guy.
Does he think I'm stupid?
He put his photo in the magazine.
I have the real copy at home.
Moron!
So you don’t like him then?
Who said so? He may be full of himself
but he's hot enough
to compensate.
I offered her whisky but she didn't take it.
She just drank orange juice.
And whenever I told jokes
they were all lame!
I think Lisa likes you.
You don’t have to help Rainy any more.
Just go ahead yourself.
This is…
video mode. Let me see if the sound is OK.
Are you checking for your own number?
Hello?
Yai.
I sent the photo of Sexy taken last night to your mobile phone.
Yes. Sent it already.
Hey don't ever delete it.
um um
I'll save it on my PC.
Great man. Thanks. Thanks.
You can use all kinds of fish in cooking.
Small fish like mackerel should be grilled first.
Bigger fish
should be sliced
then microwaved and …
I care for no other girls but you. You are so nice and sweet…
It's Jae…
Jae? Who's Jae?
The one singing the song. Ever heard it?
Where's it coming from?
You ignore my smiles...
Maybe from that music shop.
When my mum was a teenager
she was in Jae's fan club.
We have all of his albums at home.
Oh but this song is old.
Who wants to hear it now?
Anyone who likes singing this song must be...
I want to let you know how much I like you.
My heart just gives all my love to you.
I want to have you by my side.
I will cherish our love forever.
Teen love is the first love.
And it is very powerful.
Although you walk away from me
I won’t stop loving you.
I want to let you know how much I like you.
My heart just gives all my love to you.
What is it Tik?
Well I just want to let you know that ...
There's nothing I can't do for you.
Just tell me what you want.
Please give me your command. I'll do anything for you.
Really?
Anything right?
So please put it back in the tube.
Oh Tik
just take your time. There's no rush.
Hi Tik.
I've wanted to meet you for so long.
I've heard that you are so patient and so hard-working that you just can't bear to graduate.
Please accept my respect.
Don’t punch anybody when you're pissed off.
Why not?
Because when you calm downyou'll punch more accurately.
I want to punch you now!
No.
You might break this CD.
Ant's face photoshopped onto a nude Japanese girl.
Want one?
Give it to me! Let me check its quality. Come here!
Don’t make the floor slippery againor you won't be allowed to use the toilet any more.
You did it again!
Did what? I'm not that sick!
I'm so busy I've gotta write my essay while taking a ***.
Ugh!
Same to you ***!
Here you are.
Oh mango and sticky rice!
Hey! Give me some!
Tik! Tik!
I've got something really hot for you!
What now?
Come on. Quick quick!
Hello mum. Where's the coconut milk?
Did you forget to include it?
Oh I found it. Yeah I found it.
Sorry. But why so little mum?
You idiot! Just a look-alike.
Not the real one.
It's so easy to tell.
You have to be more observant. Understood?
But she looks similar.
Similar my ***!!
Hey! You idiot! Offer it around. Come on.
Hey I haven't eaten any yet!
Give me some.
Don't hog it all.
Film stars are not that ***.
They are sane enough not to do that. Who'd be so crazy as to let those pictures get out?
Hey Porky
what was in that bag?
It's coconut milk from my mum. I just poured it on the mango and sticky rice for you.
No good?
It's good.
Could use more coconut milk though ...
He's smart.
When I feel down
he can make me smile.
He loves animals.
He loves children.
Is that ten yet?
Does a man with ten good qualities really exist?
How can I find one who's as good as Yai.
If you have the guts come to our cheerleader party this Sunday.
Let's all go there.
No way!
Don't you see that our members
are not in our league damn it? They don't even know the basics.
Yai
will you have to ask for Ant's permission?
Now that she's got you under the thumb.
Yai my darling!
That's enough.
Why don't you come with the club?
Damn you you're the President!
Right!
I don’t need to ask permission.
It's just another gig. No big deal.
Sunday
Too many girls to choose from!
I can't stand it any more. Wait for me girls.
Do you want to die? How dare you fool around with the boss's girls!
Hello.
In writing a paper you must not make wild guesses.
You should come here to study and talk to patients yourselves.
Ten patients; ten symptoms ten opinions. But all with the same disease.
Can you see that if you hadn't come here today you wouldn't have known about this.
Some patients ran out of the hospital. Some ran in the middle of the road.
Really?
Yes.
He doesn’t want to be spoken to. So don't ask him anything.
There have been many weird cases here.
I'll keep it short. I'm asking you a short question.
Who sent you here?
Who?
Nobody did. Well …I came to Lisa's party. No one sent me.
Madam Lisa..
She was eliminated a long time ago.
You're so stupid mentioning her name.
What are you doing?
Just wait and see!
Again who sent you here?
Boss Kiang?
Yes sir. Yes. Boss Kiang sent me to the party.
Still lying?
He has been dead for three years !
You dare lie to me?
Take off his pants!
Oh no! please! Oh! No! No!
Spread his legs!
Hey! No! Help!
Say bye-bye to your little brother!
hey Help! Help! Help!
hey don't do it stop hey Help! hey don't do it
Hey Stop!
You should have told us you are a friend of Lisa's.
We are neighbours.
Hope you're not hurt.
No I'm OK.
Who the hell would know that this was a boss's house?
They have the same swimming pool.
So I got the wrong house.
Then his biggest guy
dragged me into a room.
Then he said…
tell me who sent you here.
Thinks he can scare me.
But I told him
Your 'thing' is so small that you should keep it in place! Shame on you!
Oh you're great!
at boasting.
Don’t you want to go outside?
No I don't. I'm afraid I'll get wet.
So am I.
See you later.
I haven't been able to contact Yai.
I've sent him three messages already!
Wanna to try my phone?
Anyway if he hasn’t come to pick you up I can give you a lift.
Today my mum will pick me up. She's on the way here.
It sounds good.
Thank you.
I can't hear anything.
No you can't.
It's been like this since the morning.
I've been waiting for a long time.
I've heard nothing.
My score is 6; yours is only 3.
Just accept your fate.
I can accept my fate.
How will you punish me?
By seizing my mobile phone?
I'm not seizing it.
But I'm deleting all your gigs' numbers.
Who's Ant? You missed five of her calls.
Can I delete her name?
OK.
Having only your number is enough.
Who are you calling?
Where are you? Why haven't you answered my calls?
I'm sorry.
This is not Yai speaking.
I'm in for it now.
He left his mobile phone at my bookshop.
He hasn't contacted us at all.
So please tell him to get the phone back.
If your heart belongs to someone else
I'll be so sad.
But I may …
What are these noises? Even with the radio off
it's still noisy.
Hope the van isn't falling to pieces!
Calm down. Every part of my van makes a noise.
Except one.
What's that?
The horn.
What are you looking at?
Do you want me?
Have you got everything?
What do you want?
Well I…
We don't sell liquor or beer to teens
or cigarettes either.
You don't look old enough.
What the hell!
May I have one Coke and some Korex?
One coke and what?
Coke and Korex please.
Coke and what? Speak louder! I can't hear you.
*** Korex.
Unbelievable.
You don't look that wild.
Did you say Korex?
Three times already.
Please wait a minute.
Here you are.
We got one now!
Congratulations!
You are Korex's lucky winner!
The 10000000th buyer!
We've been waiting for a week.
How long have you been using Korex?
Please wait please.
Does it feel like wearing nothing?
As a President of Korex company
I'd like to award you…
the title of The Korex King! 0:44:08.900,1193:02:47.295 Sexy!
Sexy!
And you will be our spokesman for one year!
Please let us know how you feel becoming the Korex King.
No. That's enough. Stop it.
So many people outside. How on earth can we do this?
You see? There are girls too.
I can't control them all!
Damn you Do! Get your *** outside.
It's you who's got them all excited.
Who's got them excited?
You!
What are you talking about? I didn't ask them to come here!
Why the hell did they let me pass the exam?
Don't fight with crazy or drunk men in public.
What the hell is up with you?
Why?
Because in a brawl even sane people appear crazy.
You ***! Are you talking *** about me?
I have the Gig Club's bible.
Don't you want to study it?
Now they got the whole cheerleading club. They got them all. Amazing….
Quick!
Tik a girl wants to see you.
We take
We take
You take
You take
Are you asleep again boy?
Are you asleep again boy?
Yai!
Pay attention!
Don't you feel embarrassed in front of my friends? You are studying with all younger classmates!
No big deal. I just want us to sit together.
If being together affects our grades
I'd rather pass.
We take
Saved by the bell.
No.
You didn't pay attention in class.
Let's make up OK?
Is this wicked plan
really from a cute girl like Lisa?
You must be behind this.
Behind it my ***!
It turns out that Lisa now has a crush on Yai.
So she's angry with Ant because Yai is always with her.
That's why I've been a gentleman lately.
Don't be surprised.
I'm getting my shoulders ready for Ant to cry on.
Angry girls are like tempests
but a man like you is worse!
What do you think?
What about undoing two more buttons?
Why the hell are you undoing two buttons?
What the hell?
Just undo them all!
Make it quick! Come on!
Will you use that to beat you meat?
You said Ant is your only love didn't you?
You're talking ***!
So what? If I won’t beat my meat then you'll do it for me right? Right?
That tiny ring….
You keep it with you all the time?
Yes.
If I see the girl who gave it to me once again
I'll put it on her finger myself.
How romantic!
But be careful! What if that girl has a boyfriend?
You 'll get a beating.
You ordered more noodles?
If you eat like this you'll get fat.
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to you.
Cheers!
May I buy you a drink?
You four eyes! How dare you ask me to the hotel!
Excuse me. This is from the lady over there.
Sorry. Just a test.
What? You charge me 5000 baht for one night?
I'm a surgeon. I saw what you did in the pub. Frankly
that impressed me.
But with your look
it's difficult to attract girls.
But I've got a solution.
If you call us within 24 hours we are pleased
to give 50% discount and free personality handbook.
Call us now.
Better-looking results guaranteed. If not you'll be given a full refund.
The club's getting too big. Too many members.
But we don't do anything fun.
Plus our President is busy catching 'Ant'.
Damn you! I have classes to attend!
Ant should bring her friends to join our gig action.
Ant is my girlfriend not my gig.
She is my girl.
So you accept it at last
after having been in denial for so long.
So Ant is your girlfriend. So?
You start behaving and stop going out with us all?
Who said that? We've gone this far.
How can we stop it all?
It's true.
I think we should…
find new experiences in other circles
such as the navy.
Are you crazy?
The navy? What's on your mind?
I think the Motor Show is the best. It's easiest for us to find gigs there.
Shut up! Quiet!
My No 1 gig is calling.
I guess they've all gone to bed.
Otherwise it'd be noisy around here.
Where's your bedroom?
Upstairs. Do you want to see it?
No I'm just asking.
Let's go. Tomorrow I have to practice early.
Please help me Lord
Please make her go with me.
Amen.
Where's Yai?
I have no idea. He's not with me.
***!
Why don't you believe it
in spite of all the medical evidence.
Let me put it this way. I'll make it more understandable.
When you smoke it means you can't breathe properly.
If you just started smoking you'll get tired walking up four steps.
If you've smoked for a long time you'll get tired walking up two steps.
If you've smoked for a longer time you'll get tired walking up one step.
If you've smoked for 10 years
you'll get tired when you see your wife's face!
So I suggest
you quit smoking
because it may cause impotence
or infertility.
Yes.
It's all right. My pleasure.
Good-bye.
It's all right now.
You can relax now.
I guarantee your son will quit smoking successfully.
Now you can eat.
Thanks nurse.
And you too doctor.
I hope he will quit.
Smoking makes him stink!
How can I trust a man
who tricks old women?
I'd rather lie to help your patient. I'm willing to go to hell for this sin.
It's just like my club. It's a morale support for those in search for love.
Do you know how poor they are? They are not much different from your patients.
The voice you are hearing is not my voice. For any urgent matter please call again.
It's damn urgent!
Our friend at the club found out that a 'wellwisher' will send photos of you
in action with your gigs to Ant!
Bloody hell! What action?
Really?
OK.
Thanks. It's my CD.
No. They said it's for Ant.
For Ant?
yes.
That's OK Jib. I'll help carry it for Ant.
Ant let's go. Let' s have something to eat.
Wanna come with us?
It's all right. Please go. I haven't finished my paper yet.
Ant let's go.
Ok. Bye-bye.
Where are you taking me to eat?
Specimen Unit
Yai?
Huh?
Mortuary
Do you remember which bed you hid it in?
I just put it under the sheet.
Come help me!
Find a place to hide!
Who's coming?
This is where we keep
unidentified bodies.
We injects dead bodies with formalin to prolong its decaying period.
Today I'll be demonstrating formalin injection.
And then I'll let you try it yourselves.
The area for injection is the ***
because it is the centre of the nervous system.
Let's have a look and find the most recent dead bodies
which have not been injected yet. A clue is there are two bodies.
This one is still warm.
Maybe not. With the tongue poking out like this. This one must have been injected.
Excuse me is this one of the two?
Oh yes. Very good.
I think this one is fresh too. I heard his last breath!
Take the sheet off.
If there was a spasm in the mouth it means this body is newer.
So I'll use this body for the injection.
Let's take his pants off.
Oh the nervous system is still working. He's still hard!
Are you done girls?
Turn him over and take off the sheet.
Why is he still warm?
Pull them apart.
Kai!!
Are you taking a nap at work again?
I'm sorry sir. I brought the bodies.
Then I accidentally fell asleep there.
Accidentally?
You can't resist beds can you? Please leave.
I'm teaching students.
Where has the body gone?
Can you find it?
That's all for today!
I can't figure out who I had love action with.
Damn you Yai!
I almost lost my *** virginity!
Lessons
Exercise 1 2 3
Does a man with ten good qualities really exist?
How can I find one who's as good as Yai.
I'm sorry.
But I've never been approached before.
So now you have.
Let me be your 'bypass gig'.
This is my number.
Whenever you change your mind
please call me.
Cheerleading Club
Where's Lisa?
Alone in there.
What did you do to her? Aren't you two just gigs?
Nobody's here yet. Go and talk to her.
Talk about what?
What happened?
Forget it.
It's my fault.
Let's just have some space for a while.
Everything may be better.
What the hell is with her now?
No!
You don’t have to say sorry. It’s not your fault.
It's me who's stupid.
I'm totally lost!
Lisa : You don’t have to take responsibility.
I haven't been home yet.
I don't want to be your gig any more.
What the hell is she doing now?
I'm all soaked now.
I want to be more than that.
So do you dare?
OK! Go ahead!
It’s not what you think.
Do you think I'm that stupid?
Can't you see
that they set us up?
Yes.
That's why I had to see it myself!
I talked to your sister
so I know you took Lisa to your home.
Can you explain about these photos?
What photos?
They just made them up!
These photos are fake!
Yes.
Two were made up!
What about the rest? See for yourself!
Let her go.
If you upset her
I'll make your life worse.
May I try riding it?
Are you possessive?
Hello?
So it happened at last.
I'm on my way.
You keep her calm.
Are you a friend of Yai's?
Yes. We are close friends.
***!
Why didn't you just switch it off?
You didn't have to soak it. What a waste!
She wanted Yai to choke to death!
I think Yai is desperate now.
I bet he'll turn up here soon.
We have to be strong with a *** like him!
For the girls tonight I guarantee quality!
Whether Ant or Lisa you'll forget them all.
Why are you so late?
They just finished working at the Motor Show.
Do you know about the Motor Show?
Ahh.. Here you are.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
There are many options to offer today.
We have both the surround and Hi Fi system.
Or If you want to….
Oh that's enough. I know you are really from the Motor Show.
Yai!
Go home now!
Why did you do this to me? Are you still my friend?
I didn't know she was your sister!
You have your own gigs. How can you stop others having one too?
If you were a boy I wouldn't care at all.
But you are a girl. You've got so much to lose.
Why do you have to raise your voice? Why can't you just be nice?
Look at her I told her not to do that modelling job.
Do you see how she dresses?
Why? Is there anything wrong with that?
She has been spoiled like this. That's why she's screwed up!
When you do it it's all right.
But when others do it they are screwed up!
That's unfair!
How is it unfair?
Others do it with good intentions
because they believe in your 4 Rules.
Or are the Rules really set just to fool girls?
I'm just seeing them.
What's wrong with that?
Yes! What's wrong with that?
All right! Fine! What do you need a big brother for anyway?
Damn it!
You seem to be prone to getting slapped by girls.
Is Yai still mad at me?
He said you are not his friend anymore.
So I doubt he will ask you to go out!
How could I know she's his sister?
Not knowing means not being wrong.
Yai
Do you remember me?
Already forgot me?
Oh well …I remember you.
I remember you.
But please excuse me.
May I talk to you?
My not taking your calls
isn't clear enough?
I need to explain it to you anyway.
Jib when you try to make someone feel better
and it turns out useless
you should not say anything anymore.
Ant. I promise
I will not see any girls again.
If that's true
that's good.
But please respect my decision.
We'd better go our separate ways.
What do you want?
What's your problem?
I'm meeting him.
He's my gig.
This was meant to surprise you
but it's not necessary now.
Excuse me.
Are you serious? Do you really like this guy?
At least he sees one girl at a time unlike some people!
The laws of probability : Yai
You are very very nice.
This is always true.
You love your family and sisters.
This is usually true.
So if you love me you will love me very much won't you?
Generally this is true.
Is that right?
Mostly this is true.
I'm so worried about you. So many things to worry about.
'Being very true' is equal to 'not being true'.
This is approximately half true.
I'd like you to take good care of yourself. When you go out don't come home too late. 1:12:11.450,1193:02:47.295 This is often true.
Otherwise you mum will be mad at you.
This is true sometimes.
This is true on some occasions.
This used to be true.
This has never been true.
this can't be true.
I will always love you. 1:12:35.370,1193:02:47.295 But whatever will be
I'd like to terminate my position as the President of this club.
I can't believe it will be over very soon.
Heard that those three
will open a new club.
It'll be wilder even than the Gig Club.
I don't give a damn. I don't have fun anymore.
You've ended up like this because of girls.
Don't you want to make up with Ant?
I've tried my best.
But I can't figure it out
I'm sorry
for keeping you away from Jib.
Forget it.
Jib and I just started.
I won't give up anyway.
Yai has never called me once.
At first I thought he was afraid you'd know.
But I met Pan later.
Remember Pan?
The short girl with big eyes.
She used to be Yai's gig.
She told us that Yai already broke up with all his gigs.
Why?
You ask why? Because he wants to be with you.
Can I still believe you?
It's up to you.
Sorry for not having told you earlier.
Are you ready?
yes
The king of korex
if you know.
My boyfriend's gang is beating up Do! Please help him!
Car park at lower level. Tell the others.
Enough! Enough!
You'll kill him!
What do you care?
Good. Let him die! Go!
Cops! This way! They are beating my friend!
Cops!
Run.
This pain will last longer.
This pain will linger.
This pain cuts me deeper.
This is Pongpat. Not Jae. 1:18:18.770,1193:02:47.295 This pain hurts me forever.
I told you he's not Jae.
So I bought the right one for you.
This is what you want isn't it?
Jae is more handsome.
Don't you know that? The Grand Ex'!
Is this right?
No it's Don. It says so there.
Forget it I'll find it myself.
This pain hurts me forever. I'm hurt more than anyone could have been hurt before.
The doctor told me he has to cut your thing off.
It’s not functioning.
Sorry mate.
Don't try to *** me.
He told me already.
I'm still healthy.I can leave here a bit later.
How many of them did I knock out yesterday?
What about their leader?
You didn't knock out a soul!
You didn't knock out Sexy either.
I only saw them beating you!
But I think I knocked out someone.
Where is Tu? Why didn't he show up here?
I asked him to find the band for me.
The back-up musical band.
Are you going on tour?
What tour?
He's looking for his love.
And he's making us come with him too.
What? Can't you help me?
Are you my friends?
Are you?
Hello.
I'm a friend of Ant's.
Could you please tell her that I'm here to see her.
You idiot! You loser!
You ***!
Yai I think you got the wrong house.
Let's go home.
Stop! Stop!
What are you doing here?
If you want to help me just do it.
I beg you!
Don’t make me
go out there!
So many people around!
You don’t have to be so bloody shy!
Do come here. Quick!
I beg you. I beg you please.
Cookie : I guess this mission will go for nothing.
I'll tell you one by one.
Let's start with the most important one.
Ant wants to heal her wounded heart. So she's going home in the country
to become a nun for good.
Cookie
are you kidding me?
Who the hell's kidding? Here's the invitation!
Here's the next one.
Jib my friend
wants to ride your motorbike.
She told me to ask for permission.
The engine isn't working well now. It just fell off yesterday.
It's all right. I can fix that for you.
Really? Your family has a garage?
Exactly. And I'm one of the mechanics too.
What's going on? I can't contact Jib on the phone.
Where is she? Tell me Cookie!
Don't stop someone from becoming a nun!
That's a sin!
I don't care! Where's Ant?
She must be there by now.
Just kidding! The train leaves at 10 am.
Hey it's 10: 15 now!
Make that 10: 16!
What are you waiting for?
Let's go! Go! Go! Quick!
Are you tired? You had to get up so early.
Actually we can say good-bye in Bangkok.
You don’t have to worry about me.
Or you can get off at the next station.
Oh no no. My farewell principle is saying good-bye takes place at the destination.
Don't worry. Don’t worry. You should take some rest.
I'll take care of you. Take a rest.
Excuse me.
May I sit here?
We are together.
There are seats over there. Down there.
Thank you.
You sit back and relax. Please please.
What heavy traffic! I don’t think we're gonna make it!
That way!
Has the 10 am train left yet?
Just a minute ago.
That train! I remember!
Why so many obstacles? Will we make it?
No idea. I'm running out of petrol.
There you are! What the hell are you doing here?
I've brought you mango and sticky rice. My mum asked me to.
Oh Tik.
Look out. The floor's slippery.
It's coming. It's late for it stopped for another train to pass through.
Not a good image for the State Railway of Thailand.
How come the batteries has gone flat now?
Excuse me?
May I borrow your coins?
This is Bhotaram Station.
This train will wait at the platform to let the Hat Yai train pass through.
Passengers leaving the train please make sure you take all your belongings.
I want to let you know how much I like you.
My heart just gives all my love to you.
I beg you please. Please help my friend.
I want to have you by my side.
I will cherish our love forever.
Once I see you
I can't stop thinking of you.
I want to be always with you.
I care for no other girls but you.
I beg you. Please help my friend.
You are truly lovely.
You ignore my smiles.
If you change your mind I'll walk by your side.
If it's raining I'm still beside you.
I want to let you know how much I like you.
My heart just gives all my love to you.
I want to have you by my side.
I will cherish our love forever.
Teen love is the first love. And it is very powerful.
Although you walk away from me I won’t stop loving you.
This ring is always close to my heart.
Then what about it?
So I want to give it to the one always in my heart.
What if the one who gave this to you gets angry?
Let her be angry. I love you. Please take it.
What?
Please take it.
No what did you say before that?
Let her be angry.
No after that.
I love you.
That's the one.
What about its level of probability?
It's between true ... and definitely true.
Sit down. I have something to show you.
Keep it for me.
When I'm ready
I'll ask for it myself.
You don't have to become a nun for good.
Just a month is enough please.
A nun?
I'm just going home. My mum is sick.
Would you please accompany me?
So I'll buy a ticket.
It's all right.
You can use Tik's.
Love is to discover.
Love is to be over.
Love is everything.
Love is dreams; love is reality.
Love is splendid when being with you
although love was hard before having you.