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>>> TIME NOW FOR THE
"RIDICULIST."
TONIGHT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ONE
OF MY FAVORITE SUBJECTS,
PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL.
IT'S A ABOUTIG WEEKEND COMING
UP, THE TWO GAMES WHAT WILL
DETERMINE WHO'S IN THE SUPER
BOWL.
I WILL THANK THE FLOOR CREW TO
STOP SNICKERING.
I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
FOOTBALL.
I'M A WELL ROUNDED CITIZEN.
ON SUNDAY THE PATRIOTS FACE OFF
AGAINST THE BRONCOS AND THE
49ers TAKE ON THE SEAHAWKS.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW
ABOUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, IS
THAT RUSSELL WILSON CAN FAKE THE
READ OPTION, PUT THE BALL OUT
AND DRILL IT TO HIS TIGHT END ON
A BUTTON HOOK, REGARDLESS IF THE
49ers ARE RUNNING A ZONE BLITZ
OR USING A NICKEL PACKAGE.
DID I GET THAT RIGHT?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
I DO KNOW THE SEAHAWKS HAVE SOME
DIE-HARD FANS.
THEY DRESS UP, PAINT THEIR FACES
AND KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME NOISE.
SEISMOLOGISTS SAY THAT SEAHAWKS
FANS SHOOK THE GROUND SO HARD
LAST WEEK IN THE DEFEAT AGAINST
THE SAINTS, THAT IT WAS ENOUGH
TO REGISTER A SMALL EARTHQUAKE.
THERE'S EVEN A TATTOO PARLOR
THAT'S OFFERING DISCOUNTED
TATTOOS THROUGH THE PLAYOFFS.
>> YOU'RE GETTING YOUR TEAM'S
LOGO ON YOU FOR GOOD.
HARD TO CALL YOU A FAIR-WEATHER
FAN WHEN YOU HAVE A TATTOO ON
YOU.
>> I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT.
BUT ONE FAN IS TAKING IT TO
ANOTHER LEVEL.
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON,
HE GOT A TATTOO PROCLAIMING THEM
SUPER BOWL CHAMPS.
TIM IS, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE,
CONFIDENT ABOUT THE SEAHAWKS
CHANCES.
>> I'M NOT CRAZY AT ALL.
THERE'S NO TINY LITTLE BIT OF
DOUBT IN MY HEAD.
YOU WOULDN'T SEE A 49er FAN
DOING THIS.
>> LISTEN, TIM MAY NOT HAVE A
DOUBT IN HIS MIND, BUT THE
TATTOO ARTIST THAT GAVE IT TO
HIM DID HAVE A MOMENT OF
TREPIDATION.
I SAID, HEY, MAN, PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO ATTACK YOU THAT YOU'RE
THE JINX OF THE TEAM.
>> THE JINX FACTOR, PLUS WHAT
HAPPENS IF THE SEAHAWKS LOSE?
REMEMBER THE GUY WHO GOT MITT
ROMNEY TATTOOED ON HIS FACE?
HE SAID HE HAD NO REGRETS.
>> IT'S SOMETHING I BELIEVE IT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY, YOU SHED
BLOOD FOR THE PARTY, YOU'RE A
REPUBLICAN HERO.
I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEART BEAT.
>> YEAH, YEAH, EXCEPT HE CHANGED
HIS MIND A FEW HEART BEATS
LATER.
HE WAS ANNOUNCING HE WAS GOING
TO HAVE IT REMOVED.