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BOTH: [SINGING]
Don't wake Furby!
BETH HOYT: Hi, guys.
Welcome to My Damn Channel LIVE.
I'm Beth Hoyt.
I'm joined by this familiar face, Daily Grace.
DAILY GRACE: Me!
Hello.
BETH HOYT: We'll both be here the whole 60 minutes, taking
your questions all show.
So get those in the chat.
Nate is playing comment DJ all show.
Hi, Nate.
DAILY GRACE: Hey, Nate!
NATE: I'm in the corner.
BETH HOYT: You look very techie.
DAILY GRACE: You are.
NATE: Yeah, I feel really teched out right now.
BETH HOYT: And you have a very scary thing
right there on you.
NATE: Shh!
BETH HOYT: OK, we're--
what?
NATE: It's sleeping.
BETH HOYT: I know.
DAILY GRACE: For now.
BETH HOYT: Thank god for that.
We're playing some games.
We're talking about holiday movies.
And Miss Mamrie Hart of "You Deserve a Drink" is here to
make us a little something to sip on.
Grace, how does it feel to be back in New York?
How're you feeling?
DAILY GRACE: Hungover.
BETH HOYT: Sounds about right.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
Let's take some internet comments.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Nate, [SINGING]
hit us with the good stuff.
NATE: Oh, geez.
Somebody just--
Miss Valley Nine just said, "What, this is pre-recorded?"
Eh, prove her wrong.
DAILY GRACE: How dare you.
Miss Valley Nine is her name?
NATE: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Um, can you do this if it's not live?
You can.
But would you?
DAILY GRACE: It just got festive.
BETH HOYT: Would you do that?
I'm so dizzy.
And I'm nearing--
DAILY GRACE: Let's take another one.
NATE: Yeah, I got a more legit one from Juicy Chica 26.
"How do you survive finals week?"
BETH HOYT: How do you survive finals week?
DAILY GRACE: Well, if your name is Juicy Chica 96, I feel
like you're doing a good job surviving life already.
And you might not need our advice.
But how did you survive finals week?
BETH HOYT: I like to have, like, a thing I'm
celebrating--
I'm planning to celebrate for as soon as it's done.
So just think about that the whole time.
Have that bottle of liquor, like, right there.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
Unless you're under the legal drinking age.
Then just have, like--
BETH HOYT: A good cheese.
You could get a nice cheese.
DAILY GRACE: All 16-year-olds love fine cheeses.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's a treat.
It's a treat for the end of your finals.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, give yourself,
like, little rewards.
Like, treat yourself like a dog.
Like, give yourself little rewards.
If you study for an hour, let yourself, I don't know, go on
the computer for an hour.
And if you study for another hour, then let yourself enjoy
your delicious cheese for a little while.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, take a nibble off that chunk of--
uh, I don't even know a fancy cheese.
DAILY GRACE: A gouda?
BETH HOYT: I'm from Wisconsin, which is all cheddar.
[BELL DINGS]
BETH HOYT: Cheddar in a very fancy shape.
NATE: I have another comment.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
NATE: Ah, Stephen [INAUDIBLE]
asks, "What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?" Nobody
asks that enough.
DAILY GRACE: I know.
It's a hard question.
It's like, does the Octomom have a favorite child?
None of them.
Because she only cares about herself.
I don't know.
What's your favorite drink?
BETH HOYT: Well, it depends if it's favorite like--
I think *** probably is the most go-to.
DAILY GRACE: I go for *** sodas all the time.
Because they have a very low sugar content.
So you don't get as hungover the next day.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
It's about the hangover for me with that, too.
DAILY GRACE: I feel hungover, but it could be worse.
BETH HOYT: It could-- it always could be worse.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, exactly.
BETH HOYT: I like tequila, too.
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Tequila makes me dance.
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
Tequila makes me forget the night.
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: Another one.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
NATE: Mr. Blogger 27 says, "Where will you be on New
Year's?"
DAILY GRACE: Ooo!
Where will you be?
BETH HOYT: I'm going to be in Wisconsin.
My friend's having a really big birthday party.
So it's like a big reunion for all my friends from home.
And all my friends are coming from LA.
And it's, like, we're all just going to take over, like, a
little bar in our little town in Wisconsin.
DAILY GRACE: That sounds so fun.
BETH HOYT: What about you?
DAILY GRACE: I don't know for sure yet.
There is a small chance that I might be partying with Tyler
Oakley in San Francisco.
BETH HOYT: That sounds fun.
DAILY GRACE: But there's a small chance.
We'll see if that happens.
BETH HOYT: That you'll be in San Francisco, or that you'll
be at that party if you're there?
DAILY GRACE: Both.
So we'll see.
Here's hoping.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Keep us informed.
DAILY GRACE: Yes, I will.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Last Thursday was a really big night for YouTube--
for live YouTube.
Did you guys watch the What's Trending tubeathon?
Grave was on it.
DAILY GRACE: I was.
And so was Beth.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
You were there live, though.
Can you tell us what you were doing?
It looked super fun.
DAILY GRACE: Uh, Hannah Hart from My Drunk Kitchen and
myself made a vegan--
we tried to make it vegan, but then it didn't
end up being vegan--
eggnog.
And then we answered some questions.
I posed my butt off.
And it was great.
A lot of money was raised for the Covenant House.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
I turned it on when you were posing.
It was great.
You were very in it.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it was all for the kids in that house.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and I got to not only introduce our pals
the Gregory Brothers and Key of Awesome, but I also did a
little something with Shannon Coffey of Coffey Chat.
I love the holidays.
I really love them.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, let's see the video of Beth
and Shannon, guys!
BETH HOYT: Hi, Shira and everyone at What's Trending.
I'm Beth Hoyt from My Damn Channel LIVE and Beth in Show.
SHANNON COFFEY: And I'm Shannon
Coffey from Coffey Chat.
Happy Holidays!
BETH HOYT: Merry Christmas!
SHANNON COFFEY: Happy Kwanzaa!
BETH HOYT: Are you excited for the holidays, Shannon?
SHANNON COFFEY: Well, not really.
I mean, it's hard for me to get into the holidays, because
I come from a broken home.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I'm so sorry.
SHANNON COFFEY: Whenever I think about Christmas, I have
this, like, one really strong memory and it involves my mom
cheating on my dad.
BETH HOYT: On Christmas?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, on Christmas Eve.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
SHANNON COFFEY: It was underneath the
mistletoe that night.
And there she was.
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek.
BETH HOYT: So she didn't know?
SHANNON COFFEY: She thought I was upstairs, tucked in my
bedroom fast asleep.
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
SHANNON COFFEY: And then I saw my mom tickling Santa Claus
under his white, snowy beard.
BETH HOYT: Did your dad see?
SHANNON COFFEY: What a laugh it would've been
if Daddy had seen.
BETH HOYT: Why a laugh?
SHANNON COFFEY: Then maybe they would've
divorced a lot sooner.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Um, hey, but are you
looking forward to Christmas?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I mean, it's going to be a challenging year for my family
after last year's incident.
SHANNON COFFEY: What happened?
BETH HOYT: Uh, my grandma got run over by a reindeer.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
That's horrible.
BETH HOYT: Walking home from our house on Christmas Eve.
SHANNON COFFEY: She walked?
BETH HOYT: It's good for her digestion.
Now, you can say there's no such thing as Santa--
SHANNON COFFEY: I would never see that.
BETH HOYT: --but as for me and my grandpa, we believe.
Now, she'd been drinking too much eggnog.
And we begged her not to go.
SHANNON COFFEY: I mean, how did you
know it was a reindeer?
BETH HOYT: When we found her Christmas morning, just--
just-- just gone.
At the scene of the attack, um, she had hoof marks, like,
all over her forehead.
SHANNON COFFEY: That is horrible.
BETH HOYT: And there was like-- there was claws marks
on her back.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm so sad.
I'm sorry.
BETH HOYT: I know.
They should never give a license to a man who drives a
sleigh and plays with elves.
SHANNON COFFEY: And my mom.
Santa is a monster!
BETH HOYT: So, yeah.
My--
my grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Hopefully, this year will be better.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Shannon, what are you hoping to get for
Christmas this year?
SHANNON COFFEY: All I want for Christmas is you.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just--I'm seeing the drummer boy.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
SHANNON COFFEY: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BETH HOYT: Pa rum pum pum pum.
BOTH: Happy Holidays!
DAILY GRACE: Wow.
That was kind of depressing.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I could really use a
drink now after that.
DAILY GRACE: Well, what a great thing that
Mamrie Hart is here!
MAMRIE HART: Hey!
Hey!
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
MAMRIE HART: Somebody wants a drink?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah!
MAMRIE HART: I brought a couple things.
DAILY GRACE: You brought presents!
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
DAILY GRACE: This is a lot of ingredients here.
Is this for one big cocktail?
MAMRIE HART: Mmhmm.
DAILY GRACE: Well, is this a drink or a shot?
MAMRIE HART: This is gonna be a shot.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, yeah.
I'm excited.
BETH HOYT: Oh, good.
I'm glad it's soy.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, thank god.
[INAUDIBLE]
need it.
MAMRIE HART: All right, are you guys ready?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: So since it's Christmas--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: And so we'll be on the good list.
The nice list?
What's it called?
I've never been on it.
DAILY GRACE: It's the nice list, yeah.
MAMRIE HART: The nice list?
I thought we would make cookies and milk for Santa.
BETH HOYT: OK.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
MAMRIE HART: But it's just going to be a shot.
DAILY GRACE: 'Cause Santa has a drinking problem!
MAMRIE HART: He really does.
And he can lose a little weight.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Great.
MAMRIE HART: Here we go.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
MAMRIE HART: All right.
Ready?
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
MAMRIE HART: Why don't you pour some rum in here, Grace?
DAILY GRACE: Oh, no.
How much?
MAMRIE HART: You know.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
BETH HOYT: This is a very calculated cocktail.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: That's good.
That's good.
Yep.
And then we're going to add some butterscotch schnapps
that you'll have left over from flaming butter beers.
Woo!
What?
BETH HOYT: I wonder when the last time this was opened was?
Oh, there we go.
MAMRIE HART: It's rock candy now.
BETH HOYT: It's, like, crusted together.
DAILY GRACE: Sometimes I drink it from the bottle.
BETH HOYT: Tastes like, yep, butterscotch.
DAILY GRACE: Really good.
MAMRIE HART: Then I have cinnamon schnapps,
also called Hot Damn.
DAILY GRACE: Wow!
BETH HOYT: We used to drink that drink that at football
games and tailgating, like at 8:00 in the morning.
That was our breakfast before--
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, it smells like aftershave.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And it keeps you warm if you drink
that when you're outside--
DAILY GRACE: Oh, it's pink.
BETH HOYT: Wow, it looks like--
MAMRIE HART: It's all natural.
BETH HOYT: --cough syrup.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: And it makes you go, hot damn!
That's natural.
MAMRIE HART: And then we're going to add
some off-brand Bailey's.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Add some more.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah?
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, for sure.
So this should taste like an oatmeal cookie.
BETH HOYT: Yum.
DAILY GRACE: This is the brand that bartenders trust.
Bartenders don't trust anything.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, they would not trust [INAUDIBLE].
DAILY GRACE: Dekuyper.
BETH HOYT: Because they-- from experience.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, exactly.
They've been done real wrong.
BETH HOYT: Mmhmm.
MAMRIE HART: All right, ready guys?
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
MAMRIE HART: So this'll be--
it'll taste like an oatmeal cookie, so you
could have it breakfast.
BETH HOYT: Great.
MAMRIE HART: I'm just saying.
All right, ready?
DAILY GRACE: Shake it up.
BETH HOYT: Shake it up.
DAILY GRACE: Shake it up sister.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, that looks appropriate.
Just caught myself on the monitor, and that was not
flattering.
All right, so we're going to do the shot.
And then you'll chase it with a little--
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
MAMRIE HART: --with a little milk.
NATE: Nate, you get one, too.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
NATE: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Boy, you earned it.
MAMRIE HART: You deserve it, Nate.
BETH HOYT: Here you go, Nate.
Oh my gosh.
DAILY GRACE: I'm so excited.
MAMRIE HART: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Here's your liquid cookie.
DAILY GRACE: [SINGING]
I'm so excited.
MAMRIE HART: And Grace, I brought soy
milk for your butt.
DAILY GRACE: Thank you!
My butt needs it.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, girl.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, girl.
BETH HOYT: Just, like, to put right on Grace's butt?
Is it, like, a--
DAILY GRACE: Yep.
MAMRIE HART: It's just--
it's just a home remedy.
BETH HOYT: Is this something that Grace [INAUDIBLE] about
that we like.
DAILY GRACE: I like natural home remedies.
BETH HOYT: Wait.
So what we do this?
MAMRIE HART: So--
DAILY GRACE: We chase it.
MAMRIE HART: --take the shot, and then chase it.
BETH HOYT: Oh, OK.
MAMRIE HART: So we'll do, like, a little, like, round.
And then we'll--
DAILY GRACE: Nate, do you want to come out and take this shot
with us, or do have to stay?
NATE: I'm good over here.
Kind of tethered in.
BETH HOYT: I'll bring you the milk.
NATE: I'll do it in--
in spirit.
BETH HOYT: OK.
MAMRIE HART: All right, ready girls?
BETH HOYT: Mmhmm.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
Cheers!
BETH HOYT: Cheers to Santa.
MAMRIE HART: Merry Christmas!
BETH HOYT: Mmm.
DAILY GRACE: That is so delicious.
MAMRIE HART: Mmm!
BETH HOYT: I was chewing on mine.
That is great.
NATE: Super good.
MAMRIE HART: That tastes exactly like a cookie.
DAILY GRACE: It does.
BETH HOYT: It was really incredible.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
You don't even need a chaser.
It's so smooth and delicious.
BETH HOYT: You don't.
DAILY GRACE: [SINGING]
One more for good measure.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that's delicious.
MAMRIE HART: Hey, new best friend.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
DAILY GRACE: Hey, Nate.
You got some questions for us?
NATE: Yeah!
Hold on a second.
What what, what, what?
BETH HOYT: Nate didn't even take his shot yet.
NATE: I did.
I did.
I drank it and I just poured myself some soy milk.
MAMRIE HART: Is he one of those nerds
who pretends to drink?
BETH HOYT: No, that's definitely not--
MAMRIE HART: Just kidding kids.
NATE: Uh, Casually Babbling asks, "What do you want for
Christmas?"
DAILY GRACE: Hmm.
MAMRIE HART: To watch that video again.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my gosh.
We watched the greatest video before the show started.
BETH HOYT: We're going to play a game.
And we'll what the--
well, it's a tease.
DAILY GRACE: We'll save it.
We'll save it.
MAMRIE HART: I want to watch your video that we just
watched again.
I was losing my mind.
BETH HOYT: I kind of thought for a minute that you were
maybe laughing at it. 'Cause was-- it was-- it was an
overwhelming amount of laughter.
MAMRIE HART: You could hear a pin drop in here.
And I was going bonkers.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I thought that she needed an
inhaler for a minute.
DAILY GRACE: She was in the corner laughing by herself.
MAMRIE HART: I was, like, climbing those dioramas.
And
DAILY GRACE: I was like, oh, this is the moment that Mamrie
snaps and never comes back.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: That's a fun holiday game.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Let's make Mamrie lose it.
[BELL DINGS]
DAILY GRACE: Ooo.
NATE: OK, another comment.
Crystal Pino wanted to know, "What is your favorite slash
funniest holiday memory?"
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
DAILY GRACE: I'm going to take this shot first.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: This is creating a memory right now.
Ahh!
MAMRIE HART: Christmas--
BETH HOYT: I know--
MAMRIE HART: --memories.
BETH HOYT: --one.
I fainted in church.
I went to church on Christmas day.
When I was going in for communion,
I was so hung over--
MAMRIE HART: You fainted like a *** in church.
BETH HOYT: Right?
Well, that's funny that--
anyway.
My soon-to-be boyfriend's parents
were, like, right there.
And I went up and I was wearing a really,
really thick sweater.
I was home in Wisconsin.
I had this thick-*** sweater.
The whole mass, I was so hot.
It was Christmas mass, too, so it's so long.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And I was, like, really, like,
red-faced and so hot.
I went up for communion.
And right when I got up there, that's the last thing I know.
All I know is that someone carried me to the back in
front of, like, the whole--
yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Were you getting communion wine?
BETH HOYT: That was a good one.
MAMRIE HART: [INAUDIBLE] communion wine?
DAILY GRACE: I have a similar story to that.
Because we used to--
when my family was sort of religious, we'd only go to
church, like, on Christmas.
And Christmas mass is, like, the longest mass of all time.
And so my dad always tried to be good by taking us there.
And so, like, he, my brother, Tim, and I went.
And we went kind of late.
And I hated going to Christmas mass.
I hated it.
We got there really late.
And we had to stand in the back of the church, because it
was so full.
And it was so crowded and hot.
And Tim was standing next to me-- like, five minutes into
the mass, just walked out to the front of the church, pukes
in the bushes in the front of the church.
And my dad comes back, and he's like, we need to go.
And I was like, yes, Tim!
Yes!
And we've never been back to mass on Christmas.
MAMRIE HART: Using that excuse forever.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
DAILY GRACE: He just did it because it was so hot.
MAMRIE HART: Good brother.
DAILY GRACE: And I don't think he ate dinner.
I know, he really helped me out.
MAMRIE HART: That's awesome.
Thanks, Tim.
DAILY GRACE: It was a Christmas miracle.
BETH HOYT: Great tip.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Thanks, Tim.
DAILY GRACE: So if you guys want to get out of church,
just faint or puke somehow.
MAMRIE HART: There we go.
There we go.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: We're here to give you life advice.
BETH HOYT: Really great lessons here for a good time
with your family.
MAMRIE HART: Look at this table.
Doesn't it look like a bunch of women who know what they're
talking about?
BETH HOYT: This made me feel so good.
It really was--
DAILY GRACE: I'm back.
BETH HOYT: --so much more refreshing than eating a--
MAMRIE HART: [INAUDIBLE].
NATE: Uh.
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: [INAUDIBLE]
Elliot asks, "Everyone give us your best Grace face." Ready?
Go!
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: OK.
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: I have another one, too.
Keep going.
[INAUDIBLE]
Sheep asks, "Mamrie, what is your favorite drink you made
slash filmed for You Deserve a Drink."
MAMRIE HART: Ooo, tastiest one.
Grace would know, too.
Which one's the tastiest?
DAILY GRACE: I know which one wasn't the tastiest.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
The One Direction?
DAILY GRACE: No, that one was fine.
The one that we made that--
MAMRIE HART: That one-- literally, three hairs sprung
on my chest.
DAILY GRACE: It was, like, every liquor imaginable in one
shot glass.
MAMRIE HART: I did five different types of liquor.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, it was like a mini Long Island--
BETH HOYT: Like a Long Island ice tea?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
But the one where it was, like, supposed to help you
remember for school.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, yeah.
Grace and I did a drink that had fresh juice in it.
DAILY GRACE: Like, spinach and carrot juice in it.
MAMRIE HART: And then I would chase it with an almond.
DAILY GRACE: And then tequila.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
MAMRIE HART: But delicious one-- there's the Ashton
Kutcher Fuggedaboutit that had figs and fresh thyme in it.
DAILY GRACE: Also, the vegan Bailey Grace that you made
was, like, the most delicious thing I've ever had.
MAMRIE HART: I wonder if we're friends.
Look at our shirts.
BETH HOYT: That was a really funny video, too.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, hi.
This isn't the MOMA.
DAILY GRACE: No.
MAMRIE HART: This is just us standing beside each other.
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] something ditsy
happening over here.
No big deal.
You can find us on allposters.com in all
different sizes.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, they're all really great.
BETH HOYT: It was really funny to watch too.
I, like, laughed out loud in my bedroom when I
was watching it.
DAILY GRACE: They're really great.
When Tim came up to visit he stayed in my apartment.
And I went over the next day, and he had bought so much
***, just so that he could make all of her drinks in my
apartment by himself.
MAMRIE HART: You guys make the drinks?
Does anyone make the drinks?
I hope so.
DAILY GRACE: I get to taste them and--
BETH HOYT: We're tell you that-- we're not
faking that this was--
DAILY GRACE: Delicious.
BETH HOYT: --insanely delicious.
MAMRIE HART: There's also Big Boi's Hey Yacht.
That was kumquats and rosemary simple syrup and gin.
DAILY GRACE: Whatever you made the,
like, spicy gin something.
MAMRIE HART: Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Anything that's infused is delicious.
MAMRIE HART: Anything but the One Direction drink is great.
BETH HOYT: Got it.
Thank you for this drink, Mamrie.
MAMRIE HART: You're welcome.
BETH HOYT: But that's not all you're here to serve.
You started a new series for My Damn Channel.
Tell us about it.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, yeah!
MAMRIE HART: So I have a series that just started last
week called Sing-A-Gram.
I mean, these pipes, they do work.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's true.
MAMRIE HART: They do work.
DAILY GRACE: Surprise!
Mamrie can sing!
MAMRIE HART: Yay!
So, yeah.
So I'm a singing telegram who finds herself, dare I say it,
in some kooky situations.
DAILY GRACE: Well, let's get into that kook.
I can't wait.
Here's episode one of Sing-A-Gram.
MAMRIE HART: That sounded inappropriate.
[KNOCKING]
ANDY: Yes, yes, coming.
Coming.
MAMRIE HART: Special delivery from
Sing-A-Gram, singing telegrams.
Do you know a Samantha Clark?
ANDY: Uh, yes Samantha Clark is my wife.
MAMRIE HART: Then you're my guy.
[SINGING]
Dear--
ANDY: Why don't we do this inside?
ANDY: I'm--I'm sorry--I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry.
Da-- da-- uh, stop.
I'm sure you're very sweet.
But this-- this has to be some kind of joke.
Stop singing.
MAMRIE HART: I actually just got hired last week, so I just
need to finish the song, and then--
[PHONE DIALING]
[PHONE RINGING]
ANDY: Alfonzo is the-- is the coffee cart guy at her work.
MAMRIE HART: Hmm.
ANDY: Alfonzo with the great jokes.
He makes a great Brazilian decaf.
MAMRIE HART: Oh.
Oh.
What?
ANDY: Ah!
MAMRIE HART: Andy!
Andy!
Andy, no, no, no, don't cry.
No!
No!
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
You are going to meet the most amazingly average woman to
rebound with, OK?
Maybe she has a silly singing job, but she's got a good
heart and looks great in a V neck.
OK, I'm just going to speed through it, OK?
Just the highlights.
Ooo.
Oh, who cares, right?
ANDY: Oh my god.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, no.
ANDY: I can't help that!
MAMRIE HART: OK, I don't think you're going to call my boss,
so why don't we just say that I sang the rest of it, OK?
Yeah?
That looks like a yes to me.
OK.
[SINGING]
Thank you for choosing Sing-A-Gram.
You know what?
Actually, you know what I think would
make you feel better?
I think you should go in there and get real dirty with a
Sing-A-Gram girl.
Wanna do it?
Got like 20 minutes.
ANDY: Get out!
MAMRIE HART: OK.
ANDY: Get out!
MAMRIE HART: All right, bye.
ANDY: I can't get hard now.
I'm sad.
*** don't get hard when they're sad!
BETH HOYT: Hi, guys.
Grace and I here with Mamrie Hart, and Nate over in the
corner, where we like to stick him.
And we're taking all your questions all show.
But also, we found this great holiday movie trivia game.
I'm really into holiday movies.
Have you guys seen a lot of them?
DAILY GRACE: No.
BETH HOYT: Are you into it?
MAMRIE HART: Uh, yeah.
DAILY GRACE: But I can be.
I'm into things that are fun.
BETH HOYT: OK, so Grace is going to totally lose.
But--
MAMRIE HART: Name a movie starring
Jenny McCarthy as Santa.
BETH HOYT: My gosh.
MAMRIE HART: "Santa Baby."
BETH HOYT: Did you know that the Lifetime TV channel just
plays Christmas movies all of December, all the time.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, like I don't have Raven-Symone
on my Google list?
C'mon.
BETH HOYT: What was I thinking?
OK, anyway, we're going to play this holiday
movie trivia game.
And we're turning it into a drinking game, of course.
DAILY GRACE: 'Cause you have to.
BETH HOYT: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Everybody wins.
DAILY GRACE: Movies and trivia!
BETH HOYT: No, one person wins.
DAILY GRACE: So Beth and I have the questions.
Nate has the answers.
And when you get it wrong, you take a sippy sippy sip sip of
the champagne.
Let's all do a practice sip.
BETH HOYT: All right, how does that work?
So you, like, put it your--
MAMRIE HART: Mmhmm.
Am I doing it right?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, nailing it.
BETH HOYT: You're close.
So close.
DAILY GRACE: Center it.
There you go.
Perfect.
BETH HOYT: Oh, there it is.
You got it in there.
DAILY GRACE: Great.
OK, so let's play this game.
BETH HOYT: All right, number one-- what is the name of
Rudolph's dad--
***, Dixon, Dasher, or Donner?
DAILY GRACE: Oh, shoot.
BETH HOYT: I don't think this is something
that's commonly known.
MAMRIE HART: Way to make me think of reindeer having sex.
Like, I didn't even think about that.
DAILY GRACE: I think about it every day.
BETH HOYT: It's definitely not Dixon, 'cause Dixon isn't even
a ***--
DAILY GRACE: I was thinking--
BETH HOYT: Excuse me.
DAILY GRACE: -- that it was Dixon.
BETH HOYT: Keep it friendly time.
MAMRIE HART: We need to put some Dixon your mouth.
BETH HOYT: OK, how can that, what I said, be worse than
what she just said?
MAMRIE HART: Isn't one of them Donner?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Don sounds like a dad name.
DAILY GRACE: Well, Donner and Dasher,
aren't they other reindeer?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, they are.
They all are.
But which one's Rudolph's dad?
I would say--
DAILY GRACE: So he worked with his dad?
BETH HOYT: So you're saying Donner.
MAMRIE HART: It was a family business.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: All right, we have a lot of
questions to go through.
So I'm going to say--
I'm gonna say Donner, too, actually.
DAILY GRACE: I'm gonna say Dixon.
BETH HOYT: Nate, what's the answer?
NATE: It is Donner.
MAMRIE HART: [INAUDIBLE].
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
I got it wrong.
Awesome.
What a bummer.
BETH HOYT: Grace, you wanna take this one?
DAILY GRACE: OK, here's the question.
MAMRIE HART: It's just, like, false.
DAILY GRACE: 17.
Who wrote the "Nightmare Before Christmas"--
Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorsese, Steven Spielberg,
Tim Burton?
BETH HOYT: Tim Burton!
MAMRIE HART: Tim Burton!
DAILY GRACE: I'm going Spielberg.
Nate?
NATE: Are you trying to lose?
DAILY GRACE: Nate, I am trying, to the best of my
ability, to succeed at something.
NATE: It's Tim Burton.
BETH HOYT: Oh!
MAMRIE HART: Oh!
DAILY GRACE: No.
BETH HOYT: So climactic.
DAILY GRACE: I'm so bad at this game.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, here we go.
Number three.
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
MAMRIE HART: The rabbit in the magic--
I can't read this.
The rabbit in the--
BETH HOYT: Spell it out.
Just sound it out.
MAMRIE HART: The rabbit in the magic hat in "Frosty the
Snowman" is named--
Scutt Farkus, Lil Grinch, Hocus Pocus, or Rabbit Claus?
BETH HOYT: Hocus Pocus.
DAILY GRACE: Three of those four are male *** actors.
MAMRIE HART: Uh, you guys need to know what
Scutt Farkus can do.
BETH HOYT: Let me see how that's spelled there.
MAMRIE HART: Scutt Farkus, Lil Grinch, Hocus
Pocus, or Rabbit Claus.
It's not Hocus Pocus because, if there's Hocus Pocus, there
better be Kathy Najimy.
BETH HOYT: That's so true.
But it is Hocus Pocus.
DAILY GRACE: Um, wait.
I didn't even know that there was a rabbit in a magic hat in
"Frosty the Snowman."
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, me neither.
What a weird place for a rabbit.
I'm gonna go with Rabbit Claus.
DAILY GRACE: I'll go with Little Grinch.
MAMRIE HART: Lil.
You gotta say it like a rapper.
DAILY GRACE: Lil Grinch.
MAMRIE HART: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: And Nate?
NATE: Clarence.
DAILY GRACE: Woo!
NATE: Wait.
BETH HOYT: I think you read the wrong one.
NATE: These are mixed up.
What number is this?
BETH HOYT: Number three.
MAMRIE HART: Number three.
DAILY GRACE: Number three.
NATE: I have Hocus Pocus.
BETH HOYT: Yeah!
NATE: I just gave the answer to the last one.
BETH HOYT: Were you not paying attention at all?
That wasn't even one of the options.
Clarence.
MAMRIE HART: Clarence?
NATE: I think I'm going to drink for that one.
DAILY GRACE: And you did such a dramatic--
NATE: Sorry.
MAMRIE HART: --Clarence.
NATE: I'm gonna drink.
MAMRIE HART: A tiny rabbit named like an
elderly black man.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, it was such a dramatic pause
before you read it.
NATE: Yeah, I know.
I was trying to think about it, and I read the wrong line.
I think I might've spoiled the next question.
BETH HOYT: So there's one with Clarence, at least.
DAILY GRACE: Well, the one with Clarence we'll skip.
Oh, it's number four.
NATE: Don't give--
DAILY GRACE: Number four is Clarence.
NATE: Yeah, don't do holiday quizzes--
don't give the host of the holiday quiz thing drinks.
MAMRIE HART: All right, number five.
BETH HOYT: Number five.
DAILY GRACE: It's a learning experience, Nate.
BETH HOYT: What did--
number five-- what did Ralphie want for Christmas in "A
Christmas Story."
MAMRIE HART: Oh.
BETH HOYT: A remote controlled car, a BB gun, a bow and
arrow, a PlayStation?
DAILY GRACE: A BB gun.
You'll shoot your eye out.
MAMRIE HART: There we go.
DAILY GRACE: Hey, watched that movie.
MAMRIE HART: That movie scared me.
BETH HOYT: Really?
MAMRIE HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's weird.
MAMRIE HART: 'Cause of that creepy Santa.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, the Santa that pushes him with his foot
down the slide.
BETH HOYT: I think we're all just-- like, we all got it
right, so we're just drinking.
DAILY GRACE: Also, yeah, the fights.
BETH HOYT: Nate, it's BB gun, right?
NATE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: 'Cause you know TBS be showing that all day.
DAILY GRACE: They show it for 24 hours
straight the day of Christmas.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's the best.
DAILY GRACE: OK, next question.
Number six, Nate.
NATE: OK, thanks.
DAILY GRACE: Not Clarence.
What is the Scrooge's first name?
"The" Scrooge's first name?
MAMRIE HART: "The Scrooge," I believe, starring Scutt Farkus
as the Scrooge.
DAILY GRACE: You just got scrooged.
MAMRIE HART: I'm gonna scrooge all over you.
Keep it going.
Keep it moving.
I'm out of control.
DAILY GRACE: Maxwell, Ebenezer, Bruce, or Martin?
MAMRIE HART: Ebenezer.
BETH HOYT: Ebenezer.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, but wouldn't it be
great if it was Bruce?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Like Batman.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I mean, like--
NATE: It's Clarence.
No, it's Ebenezer.
BETH HOYT: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Yay!
BETH HOYT: Grace, read this one.
This is the last one.
MAMRIE HART: Do you want me to do it?
DAILY GRACE: Mmhmm.
BETH HOYT: Or do you want to look through these and see
which one the best one is?
MAMRIE HART: Number seven, Nate.
BETH HOYT: Here, we're doing only one more.
Why don't you pick the best one?
MAMRIE HART: OK.
Here we go.
This one.
BETH HOYT: OK.
MAMRIE HART: Why was the Grinch so nasty?
Was it because he had a broken leg, a small brain, a small
heart, or a crooked knee?
MAMRIE HART: How depressing.
Crooked knee.
BETH HOYT: That would be a big bummer.
DAILY GRACE: His Scutt was Farkus.
BETH HOYT: Wouldn't that be great if it was all-- if he
ruined everyone's Christmas because he had a crooked knee?
MAMRIE HART: He'd be like, you guys don't know how hard
stairs are.
DAILY GRACE: He's got to get one of those, what are they,
jazzy chairs?
BETH HOYT: No pants fit right.
MAMRIE HART: Pants shopping is a nightmare.
I can only wear jorts.
Oh my god.
If the Grinch wore jorts, I would watch that every day.
DAILY GRACE: I smell a hipster Grinch coming out soon.
He had a tiny, tiny heart.
MAMRIE HART: He had small heart.
BETH HOYT: He had tiny, tiny heart.
MAMRIE HART: Small heart.
Nate, with the A.
NATE: Small hearts.
BETH HOYT: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Woo!
MAMRIE HART: You know what they say about small hearts.
BETH HOYT: None of us are going anywhere.
We wouldn't even if we could, 'cause we don't want to.
So we'll be right back to talk with you guys, get some
questions in.
DAILY GRACE: [BURP]
Excuse me.
MAMRIE HART: Whoa.
HOKE COLBURN: Where to, Miss Daisy?
DAVE: Hey, we're Dave and Ethan.
ETHAN: And you're watching My Damn Channel LIVE.
DAVE: Bam!
DAILY GRACE: Hi, guys.
Beth and Mamrie and I are offering
ourselves up to your questions.
What you got, internet?
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: Cad Bear 99 says, "What's the worst Christmas
present you've ever gotten?"
DAILY GRACE: The worst Christmas-- someone asked me
this question recently.
MAMRIE HART: This isn't a present, but one time on
Christmas Eve, when I was like eight, is when my mom decided
was a great time for me to watch "Roots" and learn about
what slavery was.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
MAMRIE HART: And then, like, all Christmas I was just like,
Kunta Kinte, man.
BETH HOYT: Like, this doesn't matter.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, and then it's like, now open all these
presents I bought you.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, I don't know about--
NATE: Isn't it, like, when you go home for Christmas anyway,
like, the time you're supposed to watch, like, awkward movies
with your parents.
MAMRIE HART: Mmhmm.
Oh, yeah, serious Scutt Farkus.
DAILY GRACE: Scutt Farkus.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: --movies become awkward when you put them on
with your family.
NATE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: It's just hard.
NATE: Well, that's true.
But, like, I watched, like, "The Kids Aren't All Right"
with my parents.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, no.
BETH HOYT: "The Kids Are All Right." Nate,
they are all right.
NATE: Oh, right.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
NATE: They weren't all right after that.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, I know that scene.
I know that scene.
NATE: Another comment.
Lauren Meyers asked, "What are your favorite dance moves?"
DAILY GRACE: I do this one all the time.
BETH HOYT: Ooo, that's a good one.
MAMRIE HART: You know what else you do a lot?
NATE: Tap and point?
MAMRIE HART: This.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, I tap and point.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: I've been doing that for years--
someone made a gif of me doing that from 2007.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, wow.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, when Michelle and I made a video in
our first apartment in New York.
And it's me, like, tapping and pointing.
So I've been doing it--
MAMRIE HART: It's a good move for you.
DAILY GRACE: --for five years, y'all.
BETH HOYT: It's a good one.
MAMRIE HART: Thanks, investigative creeper.
BETH HOYT: I do this a lot.
I jump.
I jump and do this.
'Cause I just get excited and I don't
really know how to dance.
So I just want to get it out.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: That's amazing.
BETH HOYT: That's what happens.
I don't plan that.
MAMRIE HART: I make it clap.
DAILY GRACE: Whoa.
BETH HOYT: Wait a second.
MAMRIE HART: I mean, my butt will sound like Radio City at
a sold out show.
NATE: OK, Haley Grace asks, "Any the Christmas
traditions?"
MAMRIE HART: The older I get the more drinking is
incorporated.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: I do hot--
like, hot cider with rum on Christmas morning.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, Tim and I usually have a heart to heart
and get really, really wasted.
So that's like a nice Holiday tradition for us now.
MAMRIE HART: Aw, sweet.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I mentioned this before.
I always get drunk on mimosas on Christmas morning.
My sister and I put fake nails on and play-- for some reason
we play store clerk and we pick up credit cards.
It's really-- and you guys gotta try it.
It's so fun.
'Cause they always have long nails and they're so patient.
MAMRIE HART: So you guys get drunk, put on fake nails and
sit at a table, and are like, is that all?
BETH HOYT: And one person comes in with the purchases--
MAMRIE HART: Can I see some ID?
BETH HOYT: --and one person rings them up.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
MAMRIE HART: Do you know our return policy.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
Yes.
MAMRIE HART: 'Cause if this is Forever 21, we're only giving
you store credit.
BETH HOYT: We don't turn them-- we don't make 'em
black, but it's more--
DAILY GRACE: But you call it store clerk, but it's just you
picking up credit cards?
BETH HOYT: Hey, guys, it's so much fun.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, I can't wait to visit Wisconsin.
DAILY GRACE: It's just, like, yeah, cheddar cheese, fake
nails, and credit cards.
Perfect.
MAMRIE HART: Is this all the cheese you want?
NATE: I have another one.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, Nate.
NATE: Anton Reinhold 13 says, "Mamrie, can you do an
impression of Grace?"
MAMRIE HART: Oh, no.
DAILY GRACE: You can do an impression of me last night.
MAMRIE HART: Exactly.
NATE: Wow.
MAMRIE HART: My version of Grace last night-- just black
out the screen.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, just show them--
show the bottom of your feet.
MAMRIE HART: Do we have a sensor bar ready?
DAILY GRACE: I have some bruises and some cuts.
Sometimes my legs work differently than my brain
wants them to.
But I'm here now.
MAMRIE HART: It's a Christmas miracle.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, it really is.
BETH HOYT: Also, I was saying, it's probably because, like,
you're just back in New York from being in LA, where you
have to drive everywhere.
So, like, last night, you were probably just like, and I get
to walk home.
DAILY GRACE: I basically hit that mentality where I was
like, game on.
I don't have to drive anywhere.
And the game--
I lost the game.
MAMRIE HART: Hide your tequila.
Hide your tater tots.
'Cause Grace Helbig is back.
[BELL DINGS]
DAILY GRACE: Nate, yes.
NATE: [INAUDIBLE]--
you guys didn't even need me to ding that one.
Tire Boy 55 asks, "End of the world survival advice?"
BETH HOYT: Oh, good one.
MAMRIE HART: Give me some tires.
DAILY GRACE: Um, what?
MAMRIE HART: His name is Tire Boy.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, he should be fine.
That's probably a good thing to have.
MAMRIE HART: Do you need to be rotated?
DAILY GRACE: This is actually--
there's someone that I was talking to in LA that says
that she plays this party game where, like, she asks people,
like, what exactly would be your strategy if the zombie
apocalypse started happening.
So, like, people have to, like, think it--
think out what would you actually do.
And she says that already knows what apartment she's
going to go to that has a gas station and a supermarket very
close to it.
BETH HOYT: Like, 'cause one of her friends at the party
answered so correctly that she was like, you're my--
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, exactly.
BETH HOYT: She's just been phasing out her friends to be
[INAUDIBLE].
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's smart.
MAMRIE HART: I would-- in zombie apocalypse, I would
cover myself in cilantro.
Because people are very right or left.
So depending on the zombie that found me, he might be
like, this is soapy.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: We're like, not into this.
BETH HOYT: That's very true.
That or, like, fennel.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
[BELL DINGS]
MAMRIE HART: Good to know.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
DAILY GRACE: So just cover yourself--
BETH HOYT: Fennel.
Fennel.
DAILY GRACE: --in herbs.
NATE: Oh god.
I knocked the hat off the Furby.
OK, Shannon Wood asks, "What's your favorite gift you've ever
given?"
DAILY GRACE: Oh, I gave Tim a YouTube channel last year.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's a great one.
DAILY GRACE: And you should all go subscribe to it.
Tim will destroy you.
MAMRIE HART: Nice.
Mine's have a toss up.
I gave a signed autographed head shot of
Scott Bakula once.
Because--
DAILY GRACE: To who?
MAMRIE HART: --the boyfriend at the time was really into
"Quantum Leap." And then recently I got a oil painting
commissioned of my friend's face.
You guys just missed whitewater rapids over here.
Yeah, those are probably my best.
BETH HOYT: That's really good.
I thought you were going to make the oil painting of the--
DAILY GRACE: The one that you're getting for
Christmas this year.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, I'm getting an oil painting of the IKEA
monkey and grumpy cat.
Already commissioned.
DAILY GRACE: I'm so jealous.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that's really good.
DAILY GRACE: Well, guys, you learned a lot about us, but
we're not done.
We'll be right back.
-So what are you going to miss about Earth?
-Uh, internet.
-What about food?
-Oh, yeah, food for sure.
That's number two.
-Yep, number two.
-***, you know where you are right now.
-You're at My Damn Channel LIVE.
-Bam
-And we're the Wing Girls.
-Yeah, we are.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to say that.
But I did this.
Does this make sense?
-What's that?
-No, I don't know.
-You're tired.
-Hi, I'm Chris Crocker, and you're watching My Damn
Channel LIVE.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that was intense.
OK, we're back.
We is Daily Grace, Mamrie Hart, and myself.
And it's time to play one of my favorite holiday games I've
never played before.
DAILY GRACE: I'm so excited for this.
MAMRIE HART: I'm so [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: So have you guys ever played the antler game?
DAILY GRACE: No.
But this is what we were teasing you about earlier in
the show where we said we watched a video before the
show started.
And Beth had--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I found it on a children's party website,
which is, you know, sounds perfect for us.
MAMRIE HART: It's definitely in my bookmarks.
BETH HOYT: And then the only video online you can find,
thanks to Anita, is these people playing at a senior
citizen home or outside of, like, a
church basement or something.
DAILY GRACE: I have never seen so much joy
out of human beings--
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
DAILY GRACE: --until I saw this video.
MAMRIE HART: I love laughing at the elderly.
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] posts in the
comments here of the videos.
They get really intense.
And we're about to get really intense.
OK, it's called the antler game.
There's just, like, two steps.
Basically, you just blow up as many balloons as you can,
which is going to be awesome since we're kind of drunk.
DAILY GRACE: Yep.
BETH HOYT: And then-- and then you just fill up these nylon
pantyhose legs.
And once your legs are full of balloons, you put on
your head to make--
to make an antlers--
to make antlers.
MAMRIE HART: How many balloons in each one?
DAILY GRACE: However many you fit.
BETH HOYT: It's part of the competition.
DAILY GRACE: And one of us might be reenacting Beth's
church scene here tonight.
BETH HOYT: It's not my church scene.
MAMRIE HART: And I might be reenacting Tim.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that church scene.
Yeah, that is mine.
This is going to be interesting to watch.
MAMRIE HART: I am simultenously
terrified and stoked.
BETH HOYT: OK, ready?
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Set go.
MAMRIE HART: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh, and we're taking questions from you.
If you want to throw us questions, Nate can give us
questions, too.
What?
What?
Are you making fun of me?
MAMRIE HART: I don't know how to blow balloons.
BETH HOYT: You can't just talk to it.
[BELL DINGS]
MAMRIE HART: Yes, Nate.
NATE: OK, I swear I didn't pick this person
'cause their name.
Their name is Great of Nate.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, please.
NATE: And it's "What's the best thing about 2012 for
you?"
BETH HOYT: The best thing about 2012?
NATE: Best and worst.
MAMRIE HART: Best and worst?
BETH HOYT: Mine is this place, this job and this studio and
My Damn Channel.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: This balloon is too big for this.
Oh, and I'm already
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Oh god.
DAILY GRACE: Mine is-- mine is--
MAMRIE HART: Abandon!
DAILY GRACE: The best and worst is what's
happening right now.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
This is pretty good.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, I'm getting runs in it!
MAMRIE HART: Best, let's see.
BETH HOYT: Oh, the worst?
MAMRIE HART: Worst, I didn't successfully, like, release,
like, a nudie pic.
DAILY GRACE: Ah, shoot.
MAMRIE HART: JR's working on it.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
MAMRIE HART: I've officially lost a *** ton of
oxygen in my brain.
DAILY GRACE: You've o-fish-ally lost it?
MAMRIE HART: I've o-fish-ally lost it!
Oh my gosh.
That--
that--
DAILY GRACE: Not the champagne!
MAMRIE HART: Not the champagne!
DAILY GRACE: This fish is drunk.
Go home, fish.
BETH HOYT: Get your own glass.
MAMRIE HART: Is this 'cause we drank like a fish?
I literally haven't put one balloon in here.
BETH HOYT: This is gonna--
this is gonna take us--
MAMRIE HART: I hope no viewers at home have that weird fear
of balloons.
DAILY GRACE: The elderly--
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: All right.
BETH HOYT: Yes, Nate?
How do those old people do it?
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: I have a comment!
MAMRIE HART: Yes, Nate?
NATE: [INAUDIBLE]
Bad Man says, "Favorite toy from your childhood?"
BETH HOYT: Oh, you guys remember Littlest Pet Shop?
Did you have that?
MAMRIE HART: I had so many of those!
BETH HOYT: I love those.
MAMRIE HART: There's a cartoon of it now.
DAILY GRACE: I had--
I had the shoes--
I had Heelys before they made Heelys the way they are. it
was, like, giant moon shoes with, like, tiny wheels that
would pop in and out of them.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, that's amazing.
DAILY GRACE: But they were the tiniest little wheels, and the
shoes were so--
the sole of the shoe was so thick that if you, like, fell
a little bit, you would eat ***, basically.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
I'm so excited.
MAMRIE HART: I had a Japanese exchange student in,
like, the late '80s.
And when she got back to Japan, she sent me and my
brother and my sister each a Game Boy six months before
they came to America.
So, like, needless to say, I was the cockiest ***.
BETH HOYT: That just sets you up, yeah, for, like, major
confidence early on in life.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
I was a [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: That's like I had my teeth--
this is really, really exciting--
my teeth matured faster than most of my friends, so I got--
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god, you're so gifted!
BETH HOYT: I lost all of my team first.
And then I got headgear really early.
And I was the first one to get headgear.
And all my friends [INAUDIBLE] cool--
Iit was, like, really cool, 'cause none of my friends had
even lost their teeth yet.
So the orthodontist gave it to me, and he was like,
just wear it to bed.
And I left wearing it, and then told me mom--
I'm like, he said I have to wear to school.
So I wore my headgear, my big silver headgear
with my gold glasses.
And I was so cool, because no one else had that stuff yet.
MAMRIE HART: I wanted, like, braces and a retainer so bad.
DAILY GRACE: Me too.
I wanted braces and glasses in third grade.
And I faked my eye test so I got glasses.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, whoa.
BETH HOYT: You did?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, and I still have the
glasses in my house somewhere.
And they're just, like, clear glass.
Like, the optometrist was just humoring me.
MAMRIE HART: I got braces for, like, six months my freshman
year of high school just to close the gap in my teeth.
And I wore, like--
wore braces, closed it up, got a retainer, rocked it.
BETH HOYT: No, never close that gap.
[BELL DINGS]
MAMRIE HART: I lost the retainer on spring break.
My gap came back--
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] story, Nate
MAMRIE HART: --and I was like, oh, now I'm really comfortable
with myself.
This looks great.
I remember going--
DAILY GRACE: Girl, you learned it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you want that gap.
DAILY GRACE: Nate, go ahead.
BETH HOYT: OK, Nate,we hear now.
NATE: TRG Huston asks, "Is anyone going to talk to
Christmas Furby?"
DAILY GRACE: No!
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
NATE: I'm gonna wake it up.
And then Grace, you're going to talk to it.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
I hate it so much.
NATE: Yes, wake up!
BETH HOYT: Furbies are so scary.
I came into the office today, and it was just me--
DAILY GRACE: Did I do it?
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god!
I'm so jealous.
You look like Mardi Gras.
No, guys.
NATE: That hat's [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Furby, what do you think of that?
DAILY GRACE: Ah!
Ah!
NATE: Ah!
DAILY GRACE: I hate it!
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
It's the worst.
NATE: It's a demon!
BETH HOYT: Look at its eyes.
DAILY GRACE: His eyes are electronic.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
I hate it.
MAMRIE HART: Ya'll got some butter and--
NATE: Bring it over--
bring it over to Grace.
BETH HOYT: No!
DAILY GRACE: No, I hate it.
I hate it so much.
[FURBY LAUGHING]
MAMRIE HART: You guys--
BETH HOYT: Did this-- did you drink this or did it spill?
DAILY GRACE: No, I drank that.
BETH HOYT: OK, good.
MAMRIE HART: Like, If I was just transported into my body
right now, I would be like, where did you find so much
acid in Manhattan?
DAILY GRACE: If aliens really do exist, I hope that they're
watching this moment right now.
BETH HOYT: And realizing that we're other side.
That
DAILY GRACE: We--
guys, this is the sign of an evolved species.
I finally understand--
MAMRIE HART: Look at this sad [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: That's the best.
DAILY GRACE: I understand the joy that the elderly had when
doing this.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you guys, you gotta watch this video.
They are screaming over it.
DAILY GRACE: One person literally shouting hurray with
their arms up in the air.
Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: And the women have amazing holiday sweaters.
It's really exciting.
DAILY GRACE: It's really beautiful.
All right, friends, how are you doing?
Are you done with your eggnog?
Refill!
But not right now.
Right now, we're here to answer your questions.
What are they?
I hate this thing so much.
NATE: Well, OK, I was going to say Dazzy Tron says to kiss--
MAMRIE HART: Something happened.
Oh, there goes my mic.
[FURBY LAUGHS]
MAMRIE HART: Ah!
BETH HOYT: Ah!
DAILY GRACE: It loved what it saw.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] just said I saw you.
MAMRIE HART: Oh-- oh my god.
I scarred that Furby.
BETH HOYT: This Furby is seriously going to kill us.
DAILY GRACE: I'm having the best time.
Nate, hit us with some questions.
NATE: I got--
Dazzy Tron wants someone to kiss the Furby.
DAILY GRACE: No.
BETH HOYT: No way.
NATE: What?
C'mon.
BETH HOYT: You get to.
DAILY GRACE: The internet gets to.
Pucker up, internet.
MAMRIE HART: Ew!
DAILY GRACE: Ew!
Oh my god.
What?
MAMRIE HART: What?
BETH HOYT: What?
You sicko.
MAMRIE HART: Did you guys gets a Spanish Furby?
Hey, you look amazing.
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: OK, Ryan Toomy asks, "Your scariest movie ever?"
DAILY GRACE: Scariest movie ever?
BETH HOYT: "The Strangers." It's so scary.
Have you see that?
DAILY GRACE: I saw "City of God" in, like, a
film class in college--
[FURBY SPEAKING]
MAMRIE HART: Did he just say my name?
[FURBY SPEAKING]
MAMRIE HART: Is he saying Mamrie?
This is the scariest Furby I've ever seen.
I hate it.
Mamrie--
What?
NATE: That's scary.
DAILY GRACE: Does it learn?
MAMRIE HART: Will it-- what?
***, you're a ***.
BETH HOYT: Screw you.
[BELL DINGS]
MAMRIE HART: OK, I hate it.
NATE: Pretty Kitty Meow Meow asks, "If you could change
your last name to anything, what would you change it to?"
DAILY GRACE: Uh, if I could change my last name to
anything, what would I change it to?
MAMRIE HART: That's the sentence.
DAILY GRACE: Let me, uh, think about this for a second.
BETH HOYT: Yours is very good.
Balloons are evenly blown up.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
I think would--
I kind of like my last name.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, I do too.
DAILY GRACE: I didn't use like my last name,
but now I like it.
BETH HOYT: People used to call me, like, go by
[HOCKING LOOGIE]
when I was growing up.
MAMRIE HART: Oh!
Well, my last name rhymes with fart.
BETH HOYT: You know who you are.
MAMRIE HART: And people think--
and people think my name is pronounced "mammary," like--
BETH HOYT: Mammary glands?
DAILY GRACE: I called you Mammary for, like, a year.
MAMRIE HART: She did.
I let it go.
DAILY GRACE: And then our mutual friend Steve one day
was like, Grace, her name is Mamrie.
And I was like, why didn't you--
MAMRIE HART: Sweet Steve impression.
Anyway.
DAILY GRACE: And I never knew.
And I was like, why didn't anyone tell me?
MAMRIE HART: It's pronounced "Mame-ree" with a long A.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I bet it sure is.
DAILY GRACE: Like "shame free."
[FURBY SPEAKING]
MAMRIE HART: Please, keep walking off the table.
BETH HOYT: I guess Furby's going to
keep walking off the--
MAMRIE HART: Please.
[FURBY SPEAKING]
MAMRIE HART: He is saying--
BETH HOYT: Mamrie YouTube.
That's what he's saying.
MAMRIE HART: Oh!
I've got a fan?
Oh, get back here, you little guy.
Get back here, little guy.
DAILY GRACE: Go ahead, Nate.
NATE: OK, Lamb says, "You are all do an impression of the
Furby."
BETH HOYT: Sure.
DAILY GRACE: I'm an ***.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna kill you.
MAMRIE HART: I hate myself.
[FURBY SINGING]
MAMRIE HART: [SINGING]
Na na na na na.
Na na--
[FURBY SINGING]
BETH HOYT: Oh, I see.
He's getting tricky now.
He's like, singalong, follow me with this.
Yeah, we can do that.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, follow this recognizable tune, and then
I'm gonna change it.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, and then he peaces out.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Go apply for "The Voice," you
little piece of ***.
DAILY GRACE: Look at ourselves.
MAMRIE HART: I can't.
Like, why put a-- don't put a monitor under the camera and
be like, just don't look at the monitor.
It's awkward.
DAILY GRACE: I feel like we've accomplished
a lot so far today.
BETH HOYT: I feel really good about--
[FURBY SPEAKING]
BETH HOYT: OK.
DAILY GRACE: OK, well, way to even us out.
[BELL DINGS]
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE].
DAILY GRACE: Nate!
NATE: Vicious Taco 3241--
[FURBY SPEAKING]
NATE: I'm sorry.
BETH HOYT: Nate, now he's laughing at you.
NATE: It's scary!
BETH HOYT: How does that feel?
It feels [INAUDIBLE], right?
NATE: I know, it's--
I'm scared of him.
I'm glad you guys took it away from me.
DAILY GRACE: I'm so scared, guys.
MAMRIE HART: It said, hey, you're really cool.
DAILY GRACE: What was the question, Nate?
NATE: Oh, it was--
Vicious Taco 3241 asked, "Funniest movie ever?"
BETH HOYT: Funniest movie ever.
DAILY GRACE: Funniest movie ever.
I watched "The Net"-- or "The Web" with Sandra Bullock.
BETH HOYT: "The Net," oh, I love that movie.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my gosh.
Remember when the internet was a new thing?
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, and she, like, ordered pizza--
[FURBY SPEAKING]
DAILY GRACE: --through the internet.
No, please.
Not now.
The adults are talking.
[FURBY SINGING]
MAMRIE HART: Not that song.
DAILY GRACE: How does it turn off, Nate?
NATE: Uh, you put it in a dark space.
You leave it alone.
You neglect it like a child.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, you guys, he's getting sleepy.
He's going to sleep.
Shh.
NATE: Let it go.
MAMRIE HART: Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
I think he has asthma.
DAILY GRACE: I think it's having a seizure.
MAMRIE HART: Um, funniest movie.
The thing that makes me laugh the hardest is a horror film
movie I made when I was, like, 10, where I'm a killer.
And I'm, like, 50 pounds, have long hair, glasses, and I'm
killing people with Atlanta Braves Tomahawk magnets.
And I talk like this.
BETH HOYT: Wait, did you make this?
Or did someone--
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, me and my sister made it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, we wanna see that.
MAMRIE HART: It's called "Night Fight 12." What-- you
***.
BETH HOYT: Now I'm not the only one.
That's fine.
[BELL DINGS]
BETH HOYT: Kids, don't do this at home.
DAILY GRACE: Yes, Nate?
NATE: Two things-- first, we're at 950 viewers, and
we're about to hit 1,000.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: [SINGING]
Let's break 1,000.
We are capable humans.
NATE: And then, all right, the question is--
Silly Jilly 523 asks, "If someone were to play you in a
movie, who would it be?"
DAILY GRACE: Haley Joel Osment.
NATE: I can see that.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Haley Joel Osment--
that is perfect casting.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, I feel like it is.
BETH HOYT: Also, he's not busy.
DAILY GRACE: No, he needs work.
MAMRIE HART: I think I would definitely be
played by Grumpy Cat.
DAILY GRACE: Or Beaker.
MAMRIE HART: Beaker from the Muppets.
Me played by Beaker from the Muppets.
DAILY GRACE: Perfect.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: What about you?
BETH HOYT: Well, Claire Danes has been
practicing to play me.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, really?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Homeland is a documentary--
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE] all of my sad moments.
We just cry.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Do the face.
BETH HOYT: It's just--
[INAUDIBLE]
do this every time.
Like, let everyone know about my talent.
That's that.
MAMRIE HART: That is great.
DAILY GRACE: So good.
MAMRIE HART: I saw Claire Danes on the subway once, and
she looked straight through my soul.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, I saw her at Perch or something downtown
in the East Village.
MAMRIE HART: Shout out to Perch!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
DAILY GRACE: Great Bloody Mary.
MAMRIE HART: It's closed.
It closed.
DAILY GRACE: Great Bloody Mary.
BETH HOYT: Too bad.
We're too late.
Ah, we couldn't save Perch.
Biggest regret of 2012.
[BELL DINGS]
MAMRIE HART: Save Perch.
Such a great Bloody Mary.
DAILY GRACE: Nate!
NATE: Bill Nakip says, "Do a rave with the balloons on,
please."
DAILY GRACE: How does that happen?
MAMRIE HART: Do a what?
NATE: I don't know.
A rave.
[FURBY SINGING]
NATE: The Furby's singing.
BETH HOYT: Like, dance, but wearing these things?
NATE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Definitely feel like I'm on rave drugs.
DAILY GRACE: Will you play some music for us, Nate?
Some--
NATE: I'll give you some rave music.
DAILY GRACE: --nondenominational music?
NATE: They're looking for it, so we'll stick
a pin in that one.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
BETH HOYT: Let's throw the [INAUDIBLE].
Oh, also, you know, this is [INAUDIBLE] one of my favorite
dance moves.
Is to, like, do a move.
And then I, like, will, like, hit you.
And where I hit you, then you get hit by-- yeah.
MAMRIE HART: [SNORES].
BETH HOYT: All right.
MAMRIE HART: All right.
DAILY GRACE: Are we raving?
Is that what's happening?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I'll start with the
beginning of the rave.
DAILY GRACE: OK, you're passing a move?
MAMRIE HART: Oh, wait, this is like an interact--
DAILY GRACE: This is an interactive video.
BETH HOYT: Or we can pass the ball around, too.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
BETH HOYT: This is so ravy.
MAMRIE HART: [SINGING].
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: I hope they're hearing this, too.
DAILY GRACE: Give this, give this, give this--
MAMRIE HART: Give it all you got.
Oh my god.
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
That's some David Blaine *** right there.
MAMRIE HART: And I love that you just did a legitimate--
BETH HOYT: I can't--
I cannot hide the body roll.
At some point--
MAMRIE HART: He's loving it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: [SINGING]
Get away from my drink.
Don't you even think about it.
Sick rave.
BETH HOYT: Are we still doing it?
DAILY GRACE: It's how all raves end-- with just people
looking at each other and being like,
what did we just do?
BETH HOYT: Is it over?
MAMRIE HART: Are we still here?
NATE: Hey, Beth.
We should play mad libs now.
DAILY GRACE: Oh, mad libs!
BETH HOYT: I need that box.
All right.
OK, guys, one more holiday tradition I always do, which
I've never done--
DAILY GRACE: Other than the credit card game.
BETH HOYT: --is holiday mad lips.
I'll need some words from you guys.
Maybe you could comment in some words,
too, I you have them.
Just right now.
Put in a word, like a noun or a verb, you know.
You know what I'm talking about.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
NATE: And Nate, so if any of those come up, tell me.
But in the meantime--
[FURBY SPEAKING]
DAILY GRACE: Oh, shut up.
BETH HOYT: None from you.
I don't want to hear-- you don't speak real words.
Mamrie and Grace, a verb ending "ing."
MAMRIE HART: Licking.
BETH HOYT: OK.
A holiday.
NATE: I'm just gonna take this back.
MAMRIE HART: Grace looks like a Mardi Gras brooch.
BETH HOYT: Or she's like a teething toy--
like a teething toy.
MAMRIE HART: Totally a teething toy.
DAILY GRACE: We're like cheap Halloween costumes, guys.
BETH HOYT: OK, we need a holiday.
DAILY GRACE: A holiday?
Flag Day.
BETH HOYT: Oh, great.
A person.
MAMRIE HART: Like policeman?
Or like Donnie?
BETH HOYT: Donnie.
Let's go with Donnie.
Donnie the policeman.
[FURBY LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's funny, right, Furbs?
All right, give me a place.
DAILY GRACE: A place?
My Damn Channel.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
An adjective--
two adjectives.
MAMRIE HART: Gooey.
BETH HOYT: All right, another one.
DAILY GRACE: Flaky.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Ew.
BETH HOYT: Animals.
MAMRIE HART: Animals?
Manatee.
BETH HOYT: Ooo, good one.
MAMRIE HART: My spirit animal.
Lazy sea cow.
BETH HOYT: And there is not very many of them out there.
Noun.
DAILY GRACE: Furby.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Person.
MAMRIE HART: Nate.
BETH HOYT: Verb.
NATE: Watching.
I got one in the chat that says "watching."
DAILY GRACE: Watching.
BETH HOYT: Watching.
Oh, OK, it's just going to be "watch." But then-- verb
ending in "ed."
MAMRIE HART: Beginning in a what?
BETH HOYT: A verb-- a past tense-- past tense verb.
MAMRIE HART: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Or give me a verb.
I'll make it past tense.
MAMRIE HART: Razed.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Adjective.
DAILY GRACE: Chewy.
BETH HOYT: Mmhmm.
Verb.
MAMRIE HART: Napping.
Napped.
That's an active--
NATE: Stapled.
MAMRIE HART: --word, right?
DAILY GRACE: Stapled.
NATE: Stapled.
DAILY GRACE: Staple.
MAMRIE HART: Stapled, nice.
BETH HOYT: All right, nouns.
We're almost done, guys.
MAMRIE HART: Bookshelf.
BETH HOYT: OK.
DAILY GRACE: Antlers.
BETH HOYT: OK.
I'll use that-- an antler.
A past verb.
DAILY GRACE: Regretted.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my god.
I was thinking that.
I thought regret and forgive.
BETH HOYT: That's amazing.
Oh, I have-- then I'll pick that.
I'll make that last--
forgiving.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, I mean, like, that ponytail will fix it.
BETH HOYT: I need four nouns.
DAILY GRACE: Liza Minnelli.
BETH HOYT: Another noun.
MAMRIE HART: Sparklers.
DAILY GRACE: Courdoroy.
MAMRIE HART: ***.
BETH HOYT: I hope I can read all this.
***, OK.
And a place--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: And a place and two persons.
MAMRIE HART: I wish you'd been in the audience last night.
BETH HOYT: A place--
DAILY GRACE: A place and two persons?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
NATE: Somebody put IKEA.
BETH HOYT: OK, great.
MAMRIE HART: IKEA's great.
BETH HOYT: Now I need two more people and that's it.
NATE: I don't know.
MAMRIE HART: Two more people?
BETH HOYT: Give me two users who've been commenting.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, two viewers.
DAILY GRACE: Give us two user names.
NATE: OK.
OK, Dakota Polly.
And then Jenny B.
[FURBY SINGING]
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: That song is getting really old.
All right, it's called "Hidden Present."
DAILY GRACE: Yay.
BETH HOYT: OK, so "I was licking." Exclamation point.
"I'm a kid.
I'm supposed to snoop, especially
around Flag Day time.
What Donnie the policeman doesn't snoop?
I just so happened to be in My Damn Channel.
Normally I'm not up in there.
It's gooey and flaky."
MAMRIE HART: Ew!
BETH HOYT: "Plus, there are manatees.
Yuck!" Sorry.
"I couldn't help myself.
There I was, right by my sister's old Furby.
Guess Nate didn't think I would watch it.
I raved it.
It felt chewy.
Should I staple it?" Yes.
"Looking closer I saw some bookshelf." Wow, crazy!
DAILY GRACE: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: "I got even closer and regretted an antler.
The hidden Liza Minnelli was alive.
A yelp came from the spark--" What was that one?
MAMRIE HART: From the sparklers.
DAILY GRACE: Sparklers.
BETH HOYT: "A yelp came from the sparklers.
I opened the ***, and to my surprise, a corduroy was
inside!"
DAILY GRACE: Oh my god!
You should go to a doctor.
BETH HOYT: "Guess who else is in IKEA.
Dakota Polly and Jenny B just knew I was forgiving."
MAMRIE HART: Classic Dakota and Polly.
BETH HOYT: That was a really very holiday way to send
everyone off into the merriness.
MAMRIE HART: "I opened the ***." Sounds like the end
of a "Men in Black" screenplay.
It opens up and there's an alien.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I can see that.
It could have gone a lot of ways [INAUDIBLE]
it sounds like.
But I like where you went with that.
We're in alien zone.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Mamrie Hart, [INAUDIBLE]
promote anything I've done.
MAMRIE HART: I've done some illegal ***.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, none of our-- none of our bad-***--
DAILY GRACE: Pass.
Pass.
BETH HOYT: But, like, I mean, don't do it.
MAMRIE HART: That's not going to live on the internet.
DAILY GRACE: Live your life legally.
MAMRIE HART: There's plenty for my parents to regret
Googling my name about.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
But we're good.
MAMRIE HART: *** just got real now.
DAILY GRACE: Yep.
Nate.
NATE: OK, I got one.
BETH HOYT: I said the F word earlier.
I regret that.
NATE: The [INAUDIBLE]
Sea says, "What do you do if you know what your gift is for
Christmas?" Like, I guess, how do you act surprised about it?
BETH HOYT: Shall we show them?
I'll demonstrate how, like, a surprised face.
OK, so I'll go first.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, I'll give you a present.
BETH HOYT: Here it is.
MAMRIE HART: But you already know what it is, OK?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: OK, I'm so excited.
You're going to flip out!
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
I totally will.
MAMRIE HART: Open your hands.
I couldn't afford wrapping paper.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Oh my god!
How did you--
This is--
I was, like, hoping that it'd be a brown one. 'Cause it's--
oh, you know me so well.
MAMRIE HART: Well, I hacked into your Amazon--
BETH HOYT: I love it.
MAMRIE HART: --wish list.
BETH HOYT: No, no, no!
My turn.
My turn.
My turn.
My turn.
That's what you do.
You quickly go onto your gift then.
OK, let's do it to Grace.
MAMRIE HART: Nice.
Oh, I thought I had a gift.
DAILY GRACE: No, I'm learning.
BETH HOYT: Oh, Grace doesn't know how to do it.
MAMRIE HART: She's just a little baby chew toy.
BETH HOYT: All right, I'll do it to Mamrie.
Mamrie, oh my god.
I got you this gift.
I've been--
I don't know what to get you.
You're so hard to get gifts for.
MAMRIE HART: Really?
That's kind of ***.
OK.
[BELL DINGS]
NATE: I have another one.
DAILY GRACE: Nate, ask us a question.
NATE: Emily Finland Cello asks, "Have any of you played
an instrument in middle school or high school?
If not, what instrument can you see each other playing?"
MAMRIE HART: Oh, I play the skin flute.
BETH HOYT: The what?
DAILY GRACE: Girl, this is not "You Deserve a Drink."
MAMRIE HART: I'm sorry.
NATE: 1,000 people!
BETH HOYT: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
MAMRIE HART: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: I'm so glad 1,000 people are--
BETH HOYT: I played the clarinet.
DAILY GRACE: Me too!
MAMRIE HART: I played the violin.
DAILY GRACE: I played the clarinet.
And then my clarinet broke on stage during a concert.
BETH HOYT: No.
DAILY GRACE: I got really nervous.
And I over-lubed it and it fell apart onstage.
MAMRIE HART: That happened to me at my concert.
DAILY GRACE: No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nate, hit us with a question.
Remember how boring it was to suck on the reed?
NATE: OK, new comment then.
BETH HOYT: When this is over.
NATE: What?
DAILY GRACE: Wait, fun fact.
My music teacher, in fifth grade, got arrested for
sexually assaulting a woman in our town.
She was jogging and he walked up to her wearing only cowboy
boots and started going like this and got in his car and
drove away.
NATE: Oh, good.
DAILY GRACE: Music, it's--
MAMRIE HART: Uh, that's my favorite
story I've ever heard.
BETH HOYT: That's really incredible.
NATE: Anyway, we've got another comment.
Charlotte Oliviana says, "What is your dream gift?"
DAILY GRACE: Unconditional love.
BETH HOYT: That's good.
DAILY GRACE: And an iPad Mini.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
NATE: Can I tell you mine?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, please, Nate.
NATE: Mine is that this Furby stops talking.
And right now it's just convulsing on the floor.
BETH HOYT: Oh, it is, like, *** the floor.
NATE: It's just flapping.
MAMRIE HART: Drink the juice, Furby.
Drink the juice.
"Steel Magnolias," anybody?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, totally.
Drink the juice, Shelby.
Drink the juice.
Here, I'm gonna--
DAILY GRACE: Instragram it.
BETH HOYT: --show you guys a picture.
DAILY GRACE: Instragram it so you can see what's happening.
MAMRIE HART: Dream gift?
DAILY GRACE: What was your dream gift?
BETH HOYT: That's what's happening.
The Furby's just on the floor.
That's sad.
DAILY GRACE: And here comes the fish!
MAMRIE HART: Oh, this is Pee-wee's Playhouse, you guys.
BETH HOYT: Um, yeah.
MAMRIE HART: This is--
it's weird, because this is always what I do on Christmas.
DAILY GRACE: This year--
BETH HOYT: This is getting crowded.
I don't like sea animals.
They make me uncomfortable.
Once I went--
once I went scuba diving, and I-- or just snorkeling-- and I
thought I could get over my fear of fish.
And I had a panic attack.
MAMRIE HART: Oh, no, you're antlers.
DAILY GRACE: You antlers.
BETH HOYT: It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
MAMRIE HART: Snorkeling is scary, dude.
BETH HOYT: I had a panic attack as soon as all the fish
were all around me.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
No, I also don't like being in, like, open water with fish
able to touch my legs.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, they were all over my legs.
And also, it was, like, a very touristy part, so they weren't
pretty fish.
They were just, like, the black fish
that hang out, like--
MAMRIE HART: And they're, like, totally desensitized, so
they're just like, hey, what's up?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: They're the pigeons of the fish world.
BETH HOYT: Yes!
That was what it was.
MAMRIE HART: Good analogy.
DAILY GRACE: Nate, is my order up?
NATE: Yeah.
M Dude CY asked, "What will your final words be as you see
the giant meteor coming towards you on Friday?"
DAILY GRACE: Way to bring the energy down, Nate.
MAMRIE HART: I'll be like, we're gonna
need a bigger drink.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And, like, with a--
with an eye roll like that--
DAILY GRACE: Mine is going to be Creed rules!
BETH HOYT: Nate, what's yours?
I feel like you might have an answer ready for this.
You might be prepared.
NATE: Probably this sucks.
I don't know.
I mean, there's a giant meteor about to hit you.
No--
MAMRIE HART: So why wasn't I invited to your 13th birthday?
This sucks.
Girls are gross.
DAILY GRACE: What would yours be, Beth?
MAMRIE HART: I love you, Nate.
I do.
BETH HOYT: I don't know.
I'm really--
I'm honestly really thinking about this,
like, what I would--
I mean, it probably would be, like--
DAILY GRACE: Mine would be like, derp.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I'd be like, I can't believe it.
We all--
I read New York magazine.
MAMRIE HART: I think you should get "derp" tombstone.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, derp.
That's my face.
MAMRIE HART: Do you guys want one?
I feel like I'm just drinking shots by myself.
DAILY GRACE: I'll drink one.
BETH HOYT: I'm still drinking this.
DAILY GRACE: Um, Nate, you got another question for us?
NATE: I'm getting one.
Uh, OK.
Somebody else--
OK, Emily B Loves Tea asks, "Just turned 19, legal in
Canada, on the 17th.
Need you lovely ladies to tell me the best drinks to order."
BETH HOYT: OK, so she's starting.
I would drink, I don't know--
DAILY GRACE: Don't drink anything blue.
BETH HOYT: Oh, for sure.
Good one.
DAILY GRACE: I mean, it's just going to be a problem.
MAMRIE HART: However--
BETH HOYT: Wait, for her birthday night?
Or just in general to be ordering?
NATE: First drink.
First legal drink.
BETH HOYT: Oh, well, it shouldn't be too strong,
because it's the first-- you know, it's the first.
You gotta last all night long.
I think a prosecco or a champagne to celebrate.
DAILY GRACE: Classy.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Start with that.
Here's a great tip that I recently learned.
That if you're having a long, long night of drinking, you
should always end it by eating a banana.
Because if you get sick-- and this is what astronauts do
when they do that, like, G-Force testing--
they eat bananas, because if you puke, it's like the most
pleasurable, enjoyable puke.
MAMRIE HART: Mmm.
DAILY GRACE: Write it down.
MAMRIE HART: That is great.
DAILY GRACE: And you get, like, a ton of potassium for a
couple hours.
And then it leaves your body.
MAMRIE HART: Life tips from Grace here.
BETH HOYT: Grace is here to help us have more enjoyable
vomit sessions.
Wow.
MAMRIE HART: See, but blue drinks, they're gross, but
they make, like, drinking fun.
'Cause it's, like--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that is exciting.
MAMRIE HART: --it's pretty.
DAILY GRACE: You should just drink anything in a goblet.
BETH HOYT: Also, it's always exciting to throw up
blueberries, 'cause isn't it always like,
didn't I chew you?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
MAMRIE HART: I like to imagine--
I like to imagine that that's Beth's--
that's Beth's pick up line.
DAILY GRACE: What?
MAMRIE HART: Beth walks into a bar--
Beth walks into a bar and is like, this is really weird,
but did I chew you?
DAILY GRACE: I like that you think it's a pleasurable
experience because after you throw it up you get to
question whether you actually--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, 'Cause you wonder how you [INAUDIBLE].
MAMRIE HART: Um, have we met?
DAILY GRACE: It's like when you eat corn.
BETH HOYT: Oh, puking.
Oh, great.
MAMRIE HART: Drink water!
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Drink all the effin' alcohol you want, but
drink some water.
BETH HOYT: Seriously.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah, hydrate.
Hydration is key.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
It's getting louder.
DAILY GRACE: It's farting.
BETH HOYT: All right.
OK, I think it's been an hour.
Although, it feels like it's been 10
minutes slash four hours.
DAILY GRACE: I think this is just one long panic attack
that I've been in.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, I know.
Thanks for inviting me over to do mushrooms, guys.
BETH HOYT: Is this happening?
Is this happening?
OK.
DAILY GRACE: This is our job.
BETH HOYT: Mamrie, will you please tell people where they
can find more of you.
DAILY GRACE: Now you can say it.
MAMRIE HART: Phew!
I have a show called "You Deserve a Drink" on YouTube.
DAILY GRACE: As you've seen here, she
make delicious cocktails.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you should make the Ashton Kutcher one
for-- that sounds like a holiday drink.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah, Fuggedaboutit.
DAILY GRACE: Well, there might be a new episode up on Friday.
MAMRIE HART: Yeah!
[INAUDIBLE].
Sorry, guys me and Grace are separated.
And so they're not coming out as frequently.
But we'll fix that.
DAILY GRACE: The last one she did was with Michael Buckley,
"What the Buck." And you should check it out, 'cause it
was so funny.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
DAILY GRACE: He was such a fun, lovely, chatty man.
I love him.
MAMRIE HART: A very chatty man.
DAILY GRACE: Love him.
MAMRIE HART: And then on Twitter and Instagram and all
that jazz, I'm Mametown. 'Cause I'm not just a person--
I'm a destination.
BETH HOYT: Grace--
MAMRIE HART: Sponsored by the tourism department of
[INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: --maybe there's someone who doesn't know where
to find you.
Will you tell them?
DAILY GRACE: Yes.
Please, go subscribe to my YouTube channel,
youtube.com/dailygrace, and on My Damn Channel,
mydamnchannel.com/dailygrace.
Also, don't forget to subscribe to just My Damn
Channel, right here on YouTube.
And you can find me on Twitter and everything
else as Grace Helbig.
So do that.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
People want to find you, I think.
DAILY GRACE: Nate's got a YouTube.
It's really funny.
NATE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: [INAUDIBLE] in the corner.
NATE: I do.
It's youtube.com/okaynate.
And then also on Twitter @itsnatebennett.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
BETH HOYT: Yay!
DAILY GRACE: Your last name's Bennett?
NATE: Yeah.
MAMRIE HART: Oh my gosh.
We might be related.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that make things really awkward.
MAMRIE HART: Let's not investigate.
BETH HOYT: And I'm on youtube.com/bethinshow and
thebethhoyt on Twitters.
And thanks for watching you guys.
MAMRIE HART: This was super fun.
BETH HOYT: It was really fun.
DAILY GRACE: I hope that we all survive the Mayan
apocalypse,
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Subscribe to this show, you guys.
And I hope that you get everything on your lists.
DAILY GRACE: Yay!
BETH HOYT: Happy holidays.
DAILY GRACE: Happy holidays!
MAMRIE HART: Don't watch "Roots."
BETH HOYT: Great ending.
MAMRIE HART: She said aw.