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What’s the point of cleaning your teeth? They’re just gonna get dirty again.
[screaming]
Tony!
Does she always get this wound up?
[Racecar speeding by]
Can anybody here truly say they look forward to going to the dentist?
No! No. No!
Why is that?
It brings back bad memories when I was a child.
And I started crying, I was like please stop, and he said, “Shut up!”
[shrieks]
I lost my teeth about four years ago and I ain’t found ‘em yet!
It’s scary.
Money.
I got like real nervous and I bit him, pulled his finger out and then I threw up on him.
So what if I told you I’m a tooth fairy that grants wishes?
Uhh… I’d say “Hello.”
This weekend is the Turbocharged Tooth Fairy car,
there are going to be people out all over the track
trying to see what people want to be able to get them to go to the dentist.
Like, name your price kind of a thing.
Tony, would you be part of the Tooth Fairy Squad?
Sure [chuckles]
Thank you!
We’re glad to have you on the squad.
[Sigh] Yay.
So let’s see what it’s going to take to get people to go to the dentist.
What would it take?
A million bucks?
Gimme a bigger TV!
A trip to Hawaii would be awesome if I went to the dentist!
Passes to see Danica.
If you give me dentures, I’ll go to the dentist.
Maybe a Jacuzzi.
Fishing is my number one.
A helicopter.
I’m talking about laps with Tony Stewart or something.
[Racecar speeding by]
Oh my god, I’m gonna cry!
So you’re gonna get your teeth cleaned, right?
Yes
When you get back from that,
we’re gonna send you on a vacation… on a cruise.
Oh my god!
Golly, man!
Alright, so what’s the catch?
All you gotta do is go to the dentist like you said you would.
Hey fairies! [Whistle]
They had you a little Danica-sized TV,
we’re gonna give you a big ole’ Smoke-sized TV.
Get you a full-grown TV here. [laughter]
You're getting a Bass Pro Tracker Boat.
[shrieks]
Hi, I’m Craig Morgan.
You said that you would go back to the dentist if you had a grill, huh?
Yes.
Because you don’t have one to cook on?
A grill?!
So look here! [Crying]
This is beautiful!
Woohoo! Yeah!
These are the keys to your new Camaro…
Man!
This is your Camaro.
No. Get out of here, dude.
But you have to get in that helicopter over there with me,
and we’re gonna go to the dentist together.
Suspenders are popping off, I’m so excited!
[Chopper]
Name anything.