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*intense trap*
*EPIC BASS BOOSTED DROP*t
So if you guys haven't put it together yet, I've been suspended, yet again, on Twitter.
*drone*
And the best thing is: it's now reached the point where I am not allowed to make another Twitter account.
*laugh track*
*cough*
Every account I have made after this suspension gets suspended instantly
I've tried multiple times, but I actually can't use Twitter anymore, I'm not allowed to.
This seems to be somewhat of a yearly tradition now;
weed lmao
I'll get suspended on Twitter and then I have to make a video addressing it and addressing the new Twitter.
But, I can't address the new Twitter account, because there isn't one.
I'm not allowed to make one.
So it goes without saying the couple hundred people pretending to be me, they aren't me
And also I want to give a special shout-out to every single person
that told me that my own Twitter account was suspended.
Thank you so much guys.
I never would have put together that my own Twitter account, which I use daily, was suspended.
Thanks for reminding me guys. This is Pyros third time getting suspended which I heard is always fun
Always, I assume I can't make a new account because the amount of suspensions
I've got I think it's my third account now one of the worst things about getting suspended is the sheer amount of people
That claim it was them that got you suspended
They're just Photoshop and image JavaScript how to edit any web page they claimed they took me down a lot
They claimed a bed in Minecraft that was terrible that that was not funny at all Wow
No wonder they they put me in the okay tier not the great tier
up there with
JacksFilms, so I wanted to do a little bit of detective work a little bit of LA noire
So I went through all my tweets and tried to find the top 10 worst weeks
I've ever tweeted that probably got me suspended
probably number 10
I'm so proud of the @Twitter team we did what we said we were going to do our focus and
Self-discipline continues to improve Thank You team and thanks to all our shareholders for the patience and support
20:18 is going to be a great year at twitter hq
Yeah, how about you and suspend my two accounts @jacksFilms. It's like a *** reddit video. Just reading words are
Slat- Slazo, I'm gonna reading *** baby pie
Do you guys want reddit videos are funny are memes? I love memes?
But yeah, literally 20 minutes after I tweeted that to him
I got suspended, so you know jack at twitter had two choices. Like the tweet, or suspend me
He was probably scared was gonna out like him
***
Number nine do you have any burning questions for the devil himself asked them in this thread the most wicked
Youtuber of all time will be answering your questions on nerd city
Going through my Twitter actually the amount of replies of made that I just stolen lyrics from songs number eight
I'm obsessed with Halo now
I don't know why
Why well halo one Reach is one of the greatest series of games ever created?
Reach was only good for the Spartan *** and nothing else. That's that's just a matter of fact really
I don't I don't really see number seven okay
This is actually probably the one that got me suspended buying my hate or a car *** is that what is that moji?
Oh, it's a taxi. It was like a crying emoji because if you guys don't remember Bobby burns made a video
criticizing shane dawson shane dawson's like hey
Can of course me being para cynical trying to latch onto this get myself some extra money I replied
You're gay now buy me car. He didn't reply to that. I don't know why
*** off bobby bugs number sex choose your fire
Thanks to user music from our h3h3 productions for the slamming bradbury art koopa troopa
Patronage appreciate you puff up list
Number five do you like must?
Do you like mustard do you like these nuts 2ne1 2ne1?
Yeah the worst thing about
Why any of these tweets is the fact how I don't remember typing them number for
tomorrow our cosmetics update arrives in overwatch today's reveal black cat Diva
legendary skin okay number three
Tide Pods Tide Pods in my top I'm not reading that
*** me did. I I must have stole that I don't think they suspended me for like breaking Community Guidelines
They just suspended me cuz they were like this man is a psychopath
And he's having some sort of mental breakdown on Twitter number two I posted this tweet as well
my reaction to Logan Paul being cut from YouTube
We made
See looking in late at night. It's time to smoke a *** Boy Wonder
I've been smoking these points all night all dj1 to sleep
It's amazing how some hide like spend time to make his Mike purposely ***, Oh see if I could reenact this
Number 15
Burger King foot lettuce game theory I'm Alex TV was wait. No. This is uh this is a carnale war he's Australian
Hello do an Australian accent game theory all melech Stevie was born in the 17th century time
And he's actually immortal and then
I replied game theory hi
I'm Alex is actually the evil dude from spider-man. I didn't even specify. It was spider-man
I just say the evil dudes mind
It kind of does though to be fair he kind of does one thing
I've learned through the experience of Twitter is that you need to be verified you 100%
Have to be verified if you want to survive. It's ironic because a lot of youtubers that are verified like PewDiePie
They say how bad it is and just a really cumbersome experience
Oh this verified tick mark not a big deal if you're wondering why I'm verified. I don't know. I don't really know
I honestly like why did I do that tick doesn't mean that? I'm impotent. Yes, it *** does it just means um
me
Mr.. Kelberg mr.. Amnesia, let's play you have no idea what it is like to be blessed with a verification my son
You're out there in Japan kidnapping dogs and posting them on Twitter meanwhile
I say the word weed or lull and I'll get suspended instantly. I think easily the worst thing about being suspended
It's the fact that you're almost locked in a cage a cage with a nice glass mirror
So you can see all of Twitter you can't tweet anything you can't post anything you can't interact with anyone
You can't even see your DMS anymore, but you're allowed to see your notifications
And you know what happens when you get suspended. You will see brain'll it's just absolute brainless
Arguing over a post you made like two years ago mate, and they are still going to this day
It won't shut up, and there's nothing I can do a car moooom
I can't block of every time I go on Twitter to see something and play with this
This is the part of the video where I beg all of you go to spam and swear free pyro and all this stuff
But it never does anything I assume that most of the Twitter employees are like Carl the Weezer look-alike
it's actually quite amazing how being suspended on Twitter and
Being in Africa in Far Cry 2 are pretty much the same thing
So unless I get my Twitter account back. I can't use Twitter anymore. I'm just there's no point
I mean I can't I'm not allowed to make one and that's why I made this video guys because I have a
Facebook page, and you could check it. Don't check it out Twitter is garbage, but Facebook man. Oh
I do actually have a subreddit you can use however. I'll link that in the description you can check it out
There's a suggestion thread if you want to suggest future videos at the moment
*** me hey pear oh my my brother made a Minecraft channel when he was seven can you roast him?
Please it is annoying to lose swear because if any of you follow me before I got suspended. You know it's I tweeted the most
Incomprehensible nonsense ever. It was just like single words or emojis
But that's because I knew that if I tweet anything serious or try to give any kind of angle or direction
Someone would suspend me, but just tweeting garbage get to be suspended anyway, so what's the point?
I've been given a lot of suggestions to make new Twitter's like someone will make me an account and give me the login or I
Could use a VPN when I make an account to bypass the lock, but you can't reach this point
Just don't give a *** really you really lose interest if I'm gonna tweet desper CEO and get suspended
What is the point my friend?
There is no point
define point
Define this Twitter, so yeah
I've just made an entire video saying how I'm not coming back to Twitter about wasted your day
Probably, but then again the recommended full of Logan Paul Jay Paul or some retard opening a kinder egg
Hey guys Disney collector here with
2500
Barbie that pretty much wraps up this video. Thank you all for your love and appreciation
God bless, and I hope you'll have a merry
*** off
*Outro plays*
*Burps*
Hey, hey that's pretty I'm gay
*Laughs*