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Hello Mike, I got some new friends lately and I would really like them to have a good
opinion about me, so I was wondering if you can give me some good advice on how to impress
them?
Well, what kind of friends are they? Are they males or females, because you cannot impress
girls with video games and guys with the latest brand of tampons?
You're absolutely right with that. My friends are guys, so I think this will be an easy
mission we can accomplish today.
Well with a captain like me, you couldn’t expect less.
Aye Aye Captain!
So anyway, let's cut to the chase. To impress these guys, you'll need to see what they like.
If they like video games, then get your hands a super hard to find video game and you'll
knock them all out.
Oh, I never really thought about that. You really sound like you know what you're doing.
Of course, I'm the captain aren't I?
Sure, aye aye sir!
Haha! OK, next, if these guys are lonely guys who have problems getting a girlfriend, you
could really impress them a lot if you show up with a hot girl by your side and maybe
kiss her in front of them.
Whoa, that would certainly be a wonderful idea. I have this hot girl living next-door
to me, so I can pay her like $50 to act like she's my girl.
Sure, you can do that, but be careful she plays her part really well. You don't want
this to blow up in your face, because you'll be friendless in a snap.
Sure, I might give her a $10 tip just to make sure.
Now that's a generous gentleman, but don't be too generous with the ladies. They'll suck
you dry and then leave you.
Noted!