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"Typical"
We're all different.
We all have different characteristics that make us different.
Although we're the same in many things.
And when those things happen we say:
"Typical".
For example, we've all liked someone at some point.
That person that talks to you,
and the entire world disappears.
They talk to you and your day is entirely made.
But we're also proud.
And we can't let that person know the effect they have on us.
She talked to me!, she talked to me!.
She talked to me!.
-"Hi!" -"Hi"
Typical.
You gotta keep your dignity.
A very typical thing is to bug your friends.
You have to take advantage of any opportunity you get to make your friend look like an imbecile.
Because with no bullying, there's no friendship.
A very typical thing is to use your pet.
How?
"How to troll your friend with a dog".
Step 1.
Get a dog.
Step 2.
As a name, name your dog, "Who".
Step 3.
Invite your friend over.
Step 4.
Show your friend your dog,
and then let the magic happen.
So this is my house.
Cool.
And this is my dog.
Oh, how cute,
little one,
and what's it's name?.
Who.
The dog.
What about the dog?.
What's it's name?.
Who.
The dog.
Who!.
THE DOG!!.
WHO!.
Who can tell me what the dog's name is?!.
Who doesn't talk.
Who doesn't talk?.
No.
"Super Troll"
Typical.
Nowadays technology has ruined us a lot.
Before, you sat at the dinner table with your family to talk.
Now, when it's time to eat,
it's typical to see the entire family, silent with their cellphones.
I rather just go to my room.
To do the same thing in my bed is more comfortable.
But the same thing always happens to me every time.
TYPICAL.
And well, things happen.
That's why I decided to make a little list.
Of all these typical things that happen to us.
So these are:
These are!:
"Things that have happened to everyone and if they haven't to you, you're probably an alien".
Typical.
First day of class and you write beautifully,
and the next day you write like in Hebrew.
Typical.
To open the fridge 40 times in one day and that there's no food.
Typical.
That you open a bag of chips in class and everyone wants some.
Typical.
You go to the bathroom and there's no toilet paper.
Typical.
Turn the pillow to feel the cold side.
Typical.
That love is blind and you marry an apple.
Typical.
That when you're single, nobody looks at you,
but when you're in a relationship, it rains women.
Typical.
Look terrible on your passport picture.
Typical.
That the girl you like, likes you as a friend.
Typical.
That Wikipedia does your homework.
Typical.
That you get called immature and you tell your Pikachu to Thunderbolt.
Typical.
That your friends come to get you and you don't want to go out,
and you tell your little brother to tell them you're not home and he says:
My brother says he's not here.
Typical.
That you go to China and there's a lot of Chinese people.
Typical.
That you asked for a PlayStation and you get a "Polestation".
Typical.
That you open Facebook and nobody talks to you,
but then you're leaving and everyone does.
Typical.
That they like you but you don't like them.
And if you like them, they don't like you.
Typical.
That you're listening to Skrillex and you mom thinks the blender's on.
Typical.
Sit somewhere and get gum stuck.
Typical.
That you wake up in the middle of an awesome dream,
and you go back to sleep hoping that the dream comes back.
Typical.
That when you go to sleep and cover yourself you get hot,
you uncover yourself and you get cold,
so you take a foot out and you get scared.
Typical.
That we believe we're singers when we shower.
Typical.
Walking on the street listening to music,
and feel like you're inside a music video.
Typical.
That your mom says:
When are you leaving home?!, you're grown up already!.
But when you leave.
"They grow up so fast".
Typical.
You buy popcorn at the movies, but then eat them all before the movie starts.
Typical.
That you watch the last episode of a show you'd been watching for a long time,
and you feel like your life doesn't make any sense anymore.
Typical.
That person who is such a "fan" of a band and only knows one song.
Typical.
Spend hours staring at the ceiling imagining things that are never going to happen.
Typical.
Stalking your ex.
Typical.
That there's a picture of the celebrity you like,
and suck your computer's screen.
Typical.
That your teacher says to make groups of 3 people,
and someone asks:
"Can it be 5 people?"
Typical.
Read texts from the person you like, with this face:
Typical.
You get home late and you don't want to make noise,
but you trip on everything.
Typical.
That you walk by a construction place and you see Miley Cyrus on a giant iron ball.
Typical.
That the power goes out and the first thing you do
is to check if your neighbor's lights are out too.
Typical.
That you have 5.000 songs on your cellphone and you only listen to 3 of them.
Typical.
The one time you do your homework, and your teacher doesn't go.
Typical.
You open a window to let a mosquito out,
but 3 flies, 5 spiders, 7 dogs and a dinosaur enter instead.
Typical.
That you run out of shampoo and you put water in the bottle.
Typical.
Being on a 1 month relationship with someone,
and then it takes a year to forget her.
Typical.
That you tell your hairdresser to cut just a little bit and you end up bald.
Typical.
That women have 3 closets full of clothes,
and they still say "I have nothing to wear".
And the most typical of the typicals.
That I'm pretty sure it has happened to many men lately is..
Typical.
Wait like a year for GTA V to come out,
and when it's finally out, you don't have money to buy it.
Question!.
What other typical thing can you think of?.
I'd give you one but I just gave like 50 of them.
Oh I know!, I know!.
Typical.
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