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YEAR 01
-There's no music ? -No. Well yes, a few songs...
...in the movie, later
-Ah la la... It's a blockbuster!
-At first we said : "L'an 01, a movie to make together"
and indeed, we were a lot. Not all at the same time obviously.
-A sutdio would have been too small
-There was no studio, it was shot in the street, in the fields, a bit everywhere
These are the actors -It's not readable!
-It's not important, you can recognize them as they appear
-And the others ? -They'll recognize themselves
-Ah! It's Paco on the right, I know him...
...he says he's named Paco because the police's looking for him...
...but he's actually named Manuel Durochaux
-Shush! It begins...
-Good Morning, sir!
-I know you by sight, but never had a chance to talk...
-You always go in the first cars, that's why
-In general, I... go in the first cars, I feel they're less crowded
-Me, I always go in cars around here...
...We have our habits -Ah, yes! Hé...
Have been taking this train for twelve years!
-Me too... more or less
-Yesterday you didn't take it?
-Ah... you noticed?
It's true, I didn't... I missed it, but I took the next one!
-You didn't really miss it! You didn't take it!
-Yes, it's true but... I took the next one.
-You didn't get in... on purpose?
-Yes, it's silly...
Suddently, I... I didn't want to get in the train any more
-Never again? -No no! Never... is not the word, but...
Always the same train, you know, in the end...
-Being two would make it easier, don't you think?
-What that? -Not taking the train any more?
-I don't know but...
What's good is, hum, we're not afraid...
In fact... they won't slap us in the face! There's nothing to fear!
-And them? You think they work that hard by fear of being slaped?
You don't have the right!
It's not right to behave like this! -Oui...
-We can't tell them you're too old...
...you're too old get slapped and kicked in the ***!
We should tell them that!
-You just said something amazing, 'cause
we escaped like what... ten minutes ago?
But now, we have something to tell
-But how are we going to tell that ? -I don't know...
...we're gonna find something...
-Gasoline? -Yes, 50 Francs
-You should save your gasoline!
-What is he saying? -I dunno...
-A strike is coming ? -No no, I didn't read that...
-It wasn't in the newspaper -No, I didn't hear anything
-Oh, I don't have any change, do you have 50 Francs?
-Yes, I'm checking
-No, I don't have anything left...
-Hey! What do you mean: "Save gasoline"?
-The guys in reffineries want to learn music!
-Is this a joke? -No! It's official!
-Soon, it's gonna be Year 01! -And you beleive that?
-Of course I do!
The whole week filling tanks! I believe it!
And if somebody does it, it will be me!
-And what will you do to feed your family? You'll hunt buffalos?
-We'll only send those who make that junk
go rumble the fields with their feets, so we won't lack wheat!
Ah! This is the present for a fill in...
It's "Flowers of France in plastic"
-Tell me... This whole time, you'll watch the wheat grow?
-It wouldn't be unpleasing! -You'll get so bored, it'll be torture!
We're on earth to work! It's not obvious! Not obvious at all!
Anyway, we'll have to think about it, and about why we're here
and if we must work we can kill ourselves, but at least we'll know why!
-You do this to all your clients?
-Yes! But add some everytime! I'm training!
-Ahh! This is for you -Thank you!
Hurry up guys! It's finnished for 6p.m.
-Yeah yeah! It's fine, it's fine
Hmmm! What do I see?
A paper!
Interesting...
Ah! It's written!
Maybe a message?
"Make your éclairs yourselves!" So that's a lesson!
"We would like to go to the beach"
Arrogants!
-"Recipe for choux pastry," it's getting interesting...
"Take 150g of flour, 3 eggs, 50g of butter..."
-Tell me sir, have heard of "Year 01"?
-Well, people talk about it
-Yeah...
But hum... you think to stop everything is a solution?
-Well, we've got to change!
-You think there will always be fishes?
-Naturally, we always need it but, there are less and less fished!
It smells like fuel, water's polluted
-But hum... If everything stops?
-If everything stops, I'll always do something
because I know how to a lot of things
I won't get bored
-So the walls aren't enough! They write "01" in the sky, now!
I think it's a commercial thing...
a toothpaste or soap brand
-No, I don't think so, we know it too well for it to change
"01" is "01" -Ah! Don't count on me for that!
-Imagine everybody does it, general mobilisation
what would you do? -General mobilisation, that's diffrent!
you have to do it then, you're forced into it!
-You're glad too, 'cause you can live your dream life
only, you get killed. "01" is war, without any war
And everyone will go, men, women, kids -Ah! war with women, I might like!
-Ah! I was waiting for it! Women, women, you only think about it!
-Exactly! And I hope we'll speak about it out loud
without making a mountain of it like the rest, it'll be simple!
-Well if the party is lively
if the 'high' and the 'low' get back together
so then, yes, I agree
"BIKES, NOT CARS"
"YOU DROVE TOO FAST"
-You're OK? -No, tell him to check the frequency
I only get 49 here...
-Hey! Your frequency!
-Do you hear me?
So I send the carrier
So, I'm turning it on! -Whenever you want!
-Here we go!
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. YOUR RECEIVER WORKS PERFECTLY
"We are told: 'Happiness is progress, make step forward...'
...It's progress, but never happiness...
...so, what if we made a step asside?
What if we tried something else?
If we made a step asside, we'd see what we never see."
-What are you doing?
-I'm looking inside my head
"With a step asside, queues wouldn't fall in front of cashiers
The rifles wouldn't fall in front of soldiers
-What are you doing? -Enjoying myself!
"Feets wouldn't kick ***!"
-I made a step aside, I turned around... "Feets wouldn't kick ***!"
-I made a step aside, I turned around...
...he also made a step asside, and bam! I took it in the face!
"Instead of going home, we would ring the neighbour!"
-Hello, I'm your neighbour
I never dared talk to you
so I though we might start tonight
It's too stupid to live here without knowing eatch other
-Well, just come in, my pleasure
"What if we exchanged our ID cards?"
-I'm 34, my name is Henri Marie Marcel Jean. I'd like to change.
-Want my name? Vivianne Aldiéry, it's good, right?
-Vivianne? Sounds good, yeah
-If someone's interested, I live in the 15th, always lived there, I want to change
-Oh! Want to go in the south? I have a house in Gance! Want it?
Ah no! It's not me, he's me now!
Do you agree? -Ok, but I'd like to keep Vivianne Aldiéry...
-Keep it!
I can change the adress
-28, 37, huge difference -Ok, you gain 9 years!
-I don't gain them, I loose them! -No no no! You gain them!
"What if we stoped everything?"
-What are you doing? -The Revolution!
-How is it ? It's urgent! You saw the schedual?
How long will it take?
-A quarter! -A quarter? You're kidding me?
-No! Why? -You'll need six hours on that thing!
Without putting it on the cars!
-Yeah but, I've got help!
I have lots of friends everywhere!
Come on guys! We'll show lil' boss the nice team we are!
-Who the heck are these guys?
You're not from the factory!
And if you came for trouble, I found a surprise for you!
-So what? You don't know them? You see them every day!
-They aren't from the factory!
-Today is different, we all came
Lies are over!
Come on guys, let's present ourselves!
Lil' Boss
Here in front of you!
The most underground of all pop bands
"The Love Welders"
Every monday, Jimmy Lavigne (Yeah!)
On Tuesday, it's me (Yeah!)
I'm on wednesdays (Yeah!)
While one of us is in the factory
The other five wander in the country
We pick up flowers, corn, apples, nuts...
One pay for six isn't ideal, but work one day a week...
We passed under your nose every day, you didn't see ***!
-Now we can tell you, we were not alone!
-Just in this plant we were at least 5 bands
"The three metal workers", les parasites (???)"
"The Rollings Grinders"
Did you know "The wrapping Groupies"?
THE ROCK REMOVAL MEN
THE COOL METAL PUNCHERS
-Oh, Daddy! You won't get sick on such a nice day!
-Camarades!
"This (???) of a Lil' Boss"
will sing for you
"The infernal cadence are the little night music for the business man"
in french:
"Les candences infernales, c'est la p'tite musique de nuit pour le patron"
-J'aime bien ça!
-"General Demobilisation", 8th preliminary exercise
"Today at said time, we stop, we talk"
How did you know that? -I heard it on the radio.
-Of course! I always hear the exercises announcements on the radio!
-So the radio guys are with us!
-There're not with us! We are everywhere!
-It's a good idea these "stopping repetitions"
We just stay there, talking
-We get used to talk to anyone, anywhere, that's what matters
-Why not do it more often, could be everyday!
10 times, 20 times a day!
-I think enough with the foreplay!
-Let's do it! Stop every thing once and for all!
-I agree but when?
-That's simple, say a date!
-Dare! What day?
-Whatever! Tuesday!
-Ok, but what time?
-Why not 3p.m.?
-We stop everything, Tuesday at 3p.m.!
-It's not a problem but...
...on top of all we said, on top of this problem...
there is something you don't think about
...we have unlimited budget...
...not a milliard, not 10, it's a blank check.
It means we can really use all medias. -Absolutly
We can use the radio, the TV, newspapers...
...we can put billboards on Notre Dame...
the Venus by Milo, or whatever...
Even the President is willing to be a human billboard
-It's an idea, that! It's an idea
Imagine bikers in a V, behind the presidential car
and the President standing, waving at the crowd...
...with a billboard on his back. -It's true it is a grat idea...
...we have to find what to write on the board!
-"Year 01" for instance... -"'Year 01' is payed by Beijing"
-"Don't sign up for '01'"
-"'01' cleans less white" -"'It no good '01'"
-It's the first ad men have to make people dislike a product...
-A product? -A product!
-A product... -That's it! That's the idea!
We must turn "01" into a product
A trendy product, a commercial product
The "01" brand isn't trademarked? -No no no
-So we must make "01" a ... boxer breif!
-Yes! yes, yes!
-The "01" soap... the... "01" talc!
The "01" toothepast, "01 Eau sauvage"... We could do everything!
-I have another idea, I think for most people...
..."Year 01", will a big party, food, ***, all for free...
...so I say we use this, and make a party, only a gigantic one!
-That's THE idea! -With wine fountain running everywhere...
...with girls with caviar...
...girls naked in trees...
...and guys! The army, firemen, naked in the trees!
And I think actually, after a week
people will have threw up so much, the Champs Élysées covered in ***
just hearing "01", pfew...
-This is disgusting! -True! But it's good!
-Disgusting, disgusting... It's our job!
-It really is disgusting...
-OK, so...
Before we go any further, I'd like to ask something...
Let's say we found an wonderful idea
to make a campaign to use "01"
-Yeah, yeah. Go on -Will we use it?
-We have to ask it, but we can't escape it
-Very good question...
-If we want to make the atomic bomb, and we found the formula
necessarily, we build it. And if we find...
...something against "01"...
...someone will use it, us or someone else
-We look for it, or we don't...
-You'll see, "Year 01" will begin here
-Why not ? -Dare! We do a campaign for "01"
For free
-For once I would'nt be ashamed!
-Ad men not ashamed! That's new!
-Those in favor of "01" raise their hands!
-Yes!
-How do stop this?
-The situstion is new, we can try to stop a revolutionnary rise
but stop a stopping, there's no historical reference...
-And the leaders, the theoricians! We never hear of them!
What are spies and the police doing?
-There's nobody, there's everyone
-And what if threw a General Mobilisation at their face?
It would be a big laugh, for a few days
all walls are covered with messages
calling for "General Demobilisation"
-And elsewhere, in the world? In China?
-In China... It's written in chinese...
LET'S STOP EVERYTHING
All passangers awaiting for departure
are informed that, because of possible events,
flights are canceled untill new developments
-So, waiting for possible events? -Yeah yeah
-Excuse me, sir. Is it serious, these rumors?
-Yes, Ma'am, very serious -'Cause, you know...
I arrive from Argentina, and over everybody talks about it,
I didn't think that here... well, you think something will happen in France?
-Yes, in France, Denmark, Sweden... -Oh! If it's everywhere, I'm very fine here!
"During the press conference of this morning...
The Minisnter of Interior solemnly talk to the French people"
"I can assure you, he said...
to renounce any unthought action
that only throw the country in chaos, and lead it to its ruin
Français, Françaises
This is just a dizziness, put yourselves back together
end of quote. In numerous countries, similar proclamations were broadcasted
as for us, we let you know that starting at 3p.m.
no more declaration from temporary officials
will air on our station
wich means, you'll never hear a minister, a president or director of whatever
only 20 minutes left!"
-We're better off without them! -They are bandits!
-Everybody agrees on meeting here, tomorrow morning?
-Yeah!
-We'll see what we do, right?
-So it's the last class?
-Yes, for you too, right?
-Even at home. Do they agree? -Yes!
We've been waiting for some time. We already know where we're going.
-It's still scares me. It's like jumping from 5m high.
-Maybe we shouldn't have said the hour. It makes us anxious.
-This is the last one!
-It isn't that bad, a lighter!
I wonder if this is a mistake.
-"Drink healthy! Tap water: Danger!
Bottled Mineral Water: Danger!
Swallow your saliva!
Every pill "Salivor" will have you drink a big glass of clear saliva
Cheers "Salivor"!"
-You're right, it can't go on!
We have to stop this mess, is all
-All this will be finished
The good cans
Fine products
No regrets ? -No!
You know, I worked in a can factory, so...
And you, no regrets?
-No regrets! I always work in a shop!
It doesn't change anything.
What can I do for you?
Hm... These look good! Can you make me a sandwich?
-No listen, be serious, we said 3p.m.!
It's 5 to 3. A little effort!
5 minutes, be nice! Carry on.
-Hey hurry, I need a 14 spanner
Be quick
-Here is your 14 spanner!
-What is this animal doing?
-Don't you see it's nearly passed three?
-In this case, if it's passed 3...
...the spanners are there...
...the car will repair itself
-Hey! It's 3!
-What's happening?
Ask these people!
-He's a general. He's asking what's happening
-There's a general asking what's happening!
-It's beautiful!
-Are you going to work?
-Yes!
-You'll be late! -Yes
-I went to buy cigarettes, and...
...I completly lost track of time!
Now I'm stuck!
-Do you want one?
-Oh no, thanks! I'm fine.
-It's wonderful to be able to talk...
finally know eatch other, right? -To say what?
-Whatever, talk about oneself...
-Not interesting... Books can do that better
-Oh... You're not the happy kind...
-I am happy
I know we have nothing to say but...
...I know we have time to find something
I feel we're gonna find things never sayed before
and that, makes me happy
It's even very exciting, you know?
-Do you think we can find ideas?
Ideas we don't have now?
Ideas nobody ever had?
-I hope so... otherwise it wouldn't be worth it...
-You're right, it's exciting
-Hello! -Hello!
My name is Geneviève
-I'm Claude
-And My name is Rachid!
-My name's Janine! -My name's Riton!
-My name's Sylvain! -My name's Nathalie!
-My name's Danièle -My name's Deauville
-My name's Charles! -Jeanot! -Henri!
-My name's Henri, but I'd like to called Gustave...
-Hi Gustave! -Hi Tatave!
-Hey! Have you heard what the glider said?
-What?
-Yeah... We decided to stay here and not comeback home
-That's cool -'Cause we can live with what's here, no worries...
-'Cause we can live with what's here, no worries...
We can live together, those who want...
-With some work, it's livable
-Anyway, It's good to settle down and keep some things
-Some things match, other don't
-Hay!
-Ah perfect! I see you all decided to do the same thing!
You can rest
-I like to stand this way...
...twisted knees, arms apart...
...it's good for the body!
-Raising arms without orders, is rebellion!
I could have all of you killed!
-By who? By Me?
For God's sake! I still know how to use a rifle!
-Stop acting like fools! -***!
-You let yourselves treated like fools
You've been told lies!
Shh! Listen to me! -Listen! Listen! Listen!
-And what's gonna happen? You'll pay for everyone!
-No kidding?! -Do you think the whole French Army is raising arms?
-Hey, hey... Yes, they do!
The whole French Army stopped.
All strategic places, everything...
Planes are where they belong...
...on the ground.
-It's a shame, we could use it for a kitty!
-And the Navy? -Well, at the moment they're coming back to ports...
-They won't abandon them in the sea!
-News are over. Now it's dreams
I dreamt I was in a bed on a sidewalk...
and it started to rain, so I went under the bed...
it was raining so much, it was like a river
There were men, floating, and sliding over me
so I closed my arms around them
-What do we do? -Shhh!
-No need to be stubborn, right?
There are some occuring events, not bad ones...
but they may be dangerous, if not controlled...
if we don't stop at the right moment!
Listen, guys! Listen to me...
We can all, here, together...
be the example of an efficient, and realistic contestation!
No no no... Tell me, frankly, what is wrong...
and I promise to be honnestly your advocate!
-Yeah right!
-I like to salute, I'll miss that!
-When we start, I'm the only one working!
-What? If you stop, I'll kick your ***!
You've never been on strike, it won't start today!
-It's not a strike! -Call it what you like...
...with all these lazy guys from the factories...
...I'd hit them with a shovel!
So what you gonna do?
-Field work like before...
-Exactly like before, before there was all these machines...
...that we have to go the factory to make your truck.
-You were happy to work in a factory, to buy your TVs...
...your fridge, your laundry machine!
-TV, fridge, laundry... we know what it is, we have them, we keep them!
-You want to become peasants like a hundred years ago then!
-We can read, we can't "un-learn"
-It's very simple, hum...
All those things, the fridge, the TV...
...the laundry machine, we have them all!
I bought them, and... to be able to pay for that junk...
...my wife has to go work, cashier in "Monoprix"...
I have to work, 8 hours a day like a dummy...
so the money I have, is used to reinvest...
to buy stuff like that again!
So no! We can't go on living like that!
We are fed up with this, we have to stop...
to live less stupid! -And so, and so what?
-So we'll try to do field work as it used to be done!
-But it's never gonna happen your thing!
You're just a bunch of fools!
I tell you it will never happen!
Are you crazy?
-What time is it?
-3:10!
-They won't come back soon!
-Right! After they've been in every bar!
-Here they are! Here they are! They're coming!
"...your greenery..."
"When Winter leaves..."
"Summer comes back..."
"And I'm all bothered and hot..."
"My beatiful fir tree, king of forests..."
"I love your greenery !"
-It's all over! It's Year 01!
-Lazy! Another occasion to do nothing!
-I'll show you how it's like to leave at 6 in the morning!
8 hours a day working like a dog!
Come on, guys!
-Can I go pee? -No!
-Can I smoke one? -No!
-I never had sex in day light! I'd like to! -***!
-You'll do it like everyone else, after watching TV!
-Do you know what falls there afterward?
Screws! Handles! Bolts! Ringbells!
Screws and allovers!
Barometer Axises!
Electric music doorbells for flats!
-Ding ding glingading!
-SO *** IT!
-We stop it all!
We stop making screws!
And like magic, there's boss any more
no more boss, no more government
no more cars, no more pollution
-Only men! Come on! Get down here!
Come on! Get down here! Come on!
-We are not drunk
-Super! -Come on get your shoes off!
-What are you doing? -It's not forbidden
It's not forbidden any more!
Nothing's forbidden
-Is it warm? -Yeah yeah!
Slow down! We have our whole life! Slow down!
-Ah! Mister Drissa! There's mail! and a telegram.
A letter, and a telegram
-Why don't you read that? -We should eat a mango first...
because telegrams always bring bad news
"From Paris, New York, Moscow and all capitals...
"...arrives the same big news..."
"...They did it! Everything stopped in a general laughter..."
"...Everybody talks and laughs!"
"Some collective decisions have already been made..."
"...The first one is: We stop everything!..."
"...The second one is:..."
"...After a time of total stop, we will reanimate, with reluctance..."
"...only services and productions the lack of will be unendurable:..."
"...water to drink, electricity to read at night..."
"...the radio to say: this isn't the end of the world..."
"...this is Year 01!"
Paris 18-1-905, step by step to Sahariérou
Advise you stopping shipement African market
because starting Year 01 STOP Advise you stopping shipement African market
because starting Year 01 STOP
Good luck! Workers from Roubaix Tourcoing
It's amazing! It's a-ma-zing!
Good luck! -What does that mean?
It means the workers from Roubaix...
...telegraphed to say they stopped everything!
We don't make hats anymore, we don't make anything anymore!
-Nothing? -Nothing!
No hats! No bras! Nothing!
We though about it, but see, in France they thought too.
Everywhere in the world they thought, and all happened at once!
And now everywhere it's like that!
-We can't just think, like that!
-We'll see! -No we can't!
-Thinking doesn't scare me -I also like music, so...
It's not sure we're only for that!
We decided to stop everything, the production...
Maybe there's... We have to choose what to restart...
-Deodorant? Can we have that? -No!
-But the woman? She's not a woman without deodorant!
-We're not here to talk, we're here to think!
-Think? And what are you doing? You're talking! He's talking!
We're all talking! -Yes, well, precisely...
...we don't have to continue. Let's stop this!
-Listen! There are guys everywhere in France who are talking like us...
...and we can't hear them, we don't know what they're saying!
It would be very interesting if we could know...
...what's said in Lyon, in Bordeaux, anywhere, in Nantes too!
-Newspaper, TV...
-Radios and TVs weren't for us! Now we have to make it for us!
-Who will make it?
-'***'
It's written with a 'C' -See what?
-A 'C', '***' -Ah...
-With a 'C'
-Hello everybody! -Hello
-I don't know what to write...
I'd like to see what the others wrote
-Have a look then! -'Cause really...
-So we take all this? -All this yes
-Oh! There's a lot! They got inspired!
Take it, we'll put it in the suitcase
-Wait! I'm not done yet, guys!
-No problem! We'll carry it for you!
Let's go to the newspaper, see what's up there
-Well follow us if you want to -We're all like journalists
-Come on! Let's go!
-Ah! It's for tonight's edition... Too late
-I think we said no letters...
10 pages! What do you want us to do with it?
-Anyway to think too much, we won't use all of it...
...I thought a lot about it
And we need something visual
with a lot of photo, little text, events
in big letters: "Year 01, it works!"
-You're crazy! -The reader is still a reader
you won't change him in a day
He'll get education, later we'll do the newspaper we like...
...but for now we should give them what he desires!
-Who is that soup dealer?
-Yesterday he was chief of redaction
-I hope we won't let him do that, ***! -No, we won't!
-Ok good! Whatever! I have work 30 years...
...and you won't sell ***!
Listen to this instead:
"I have nothing to say, but I feel I'll find something, now I have time
I'm so sure of it, and so excited about it, I laugh out of pleasure!"
-This one: "We'll can, we'll can, we'll finally can!"
-That's beautiful! Fantastic!
5 columns, big title: "We'll finally can!"
DURING THE STOPPING TIME THE TECHNOLOGICAL ARSENAL, NOW NAMED "THE BAZAR", WILL BECAREFULLY MAINTAINED IN A WORKING STATE
-So you said more or less said the same thing... DURING THE STOPPING TIME THE TECHNOLOGICAL ARSENAL, NOW NAMED "THE BAZAR", WILL BECAREFULLY MAINTAINED IN A WORKING STATE
-So you said more or less said the same thing...
belote
re-belote
and final ten!
There are machines everywhere, we can't touch them...
This isn't our home, let's not break anything...
And we thought, that's what we came for...
Things to clarify, why we are on earth
And we thought, that's what we came for...
-That's all very nice...
But the planet you're talking about, we know already
Bread doesn't grow on trees
What will we do tomorrow?
How to do it?
I worked in a bank, I don't know ***!
-Listen! Before, I sold bras...
now I know I don't want to sell bras anymore
They're of no use
Proof!
-My God! You won't sell any, I promise!
Only food is a problem!
Food and become clever!
Become clever, and knowledgable, and everything!
So your *** don't fall
or your teeth, or your hair
so you don't close your eyes
Never ever!
-I stop in 5 minutes, we have enough!
You stop in 5 minutes, we have enough for 2 months!
-We stop in 2 or 3 minutes, we have enough pastas!
-We stop! There's enough pastas!
-Oh la la! That's a nice office!
-Don't ruin it! It is the boss's desk!
That's where the guy was... There was a boss here, before
-You see he wasn't needed, pastas can be done without him!
-I was the boss -Ah yeah! Haha...
-I'm not kidding!
I'll show you... Move away...
-This WAS my office... telephon...
Last appointments
Here... suppliers...
There, mail to sign... -Mail to sign...
-Clients! There are the clients!
-Pencils, pens, stamps...
-Oh man...
-Well, this is good, I have something to tell you...
Please, sit down!
-Really, Sir?
-So, this morning, I thought of something...
We have a factory, people happy to work there...
...at easy, no too hard...
Why stop it for two month?
What if we kept it running?
We have two months ahead of us!
Let it work, make an X quantity of noodles...
And that's when we're strong! -We can't sell anything!
-We can't sell is true, but we have something to exchange!
-We could do barter! -Exactly! What do you think?
-Is it you with a hole in the *** I have to fix?
Give me your pants -Really?
-It would be easier!
-The more I think about it, the more I think it's a nice idea!
No! Really! See, noodles...
We package them...
We can even put your name on it!
-It's 6! -What?
-It's 6 o'clock... -hmm...haha...
-Come on! Get up!
-Come on! Your metro! You'll be late!
-Funny, isn't it?
-Your lil' job! -Ha Ha Ha Ha!
We'll never get enough of it!
-Well! Agreed? We use garlic instead of potatoes?
-Yeah! "Rue de Manche", a sidewalk is full of potatoes, so...
-What do we plant here? -These are alleys
-Alleys? Waste of space! -We need alleys, or you'll destroy everything!
-Old methods! -Do as you want, I tell what I know!
-Ok then, we keep the alleys
Did you write it down? -Yes I did
-Good!
-No! not on beans!
You water them on their foot!
If you water the leafs, they'll get yellow!
-So what? I won't get down 2 floors to water them!
-Do as you want! I tell you what I know!
-Before I was typing for 8 hours in an office
I didn't exist
I ran every which way, I wasn't thinking
Well, I though 'nail varnish', 'shopping', 'movie to see', 'my birds'...
Nothing, actually...
Now I'm taking care of cows
Milking isn't funnier than typing
but it's a 'direct' work, that's it
I'm sure of it: if I want to eat, I have to do that
if I don't want to milk, someone has to take over
and I'll end up back in the office. No way!
I found the cows, I've got to stick with it
That, it's for sure!
At the same time, I want a change
-Change might not be the solution...
the solution might be to settle down
-I don't think so, I don't see it this way
Before, it wasn't a life, now it is one
but it isn't worth it
I don't know what we should do
We still feel we don't have enough time
I'd like to expand time
Or maybe not die...
I think that's the thing
-Are you done? -Yep!
-Hey! Hi girls!
-Hi! -Hi! -Your potatoes...
-Do you go the 'aspirations'? -The 'aspirations'? Yes...
Do you have something to give them? -A tape I just recorded...
-Maybe on my way back... -Thanks!
-Bye! -Bye!
-Bye!
Make love freely, was the end of the world for me
We stopped our ***, but we still fight against nature
When I'm alone, I have violent impulses, so...
I read, I paint, or I ***
Before "01" , we fought nature
we can't not die, grow old less, eat less, sleep less!
-And that, do you remember it?
-The 'Keys Song'!
-That day, I had a wash boiler lid on my head...
but it kept falling, I had to hold it
and keys on fingers! ***!
I suffered for 8 days!
-How many dumb stuff we did when threw the keys away!
You understand, all doors were closed!
All keys were thrown away, we had to get in by windows!
-Funny that!
Every houses are like prisons!
Where are the prisoners, Where are the wardens?
Everbody's a locker, Everybody's locked
The world is so small when locks are gray!
Open your door, take out the key
Open your window, throw your key in the street
There is nothing to sell, There is nothing to take
Nothing to hide, Nothing to steal
Take my clock, if you like my clock
My property is the whole world!
Open your door, take out the key
-The flat ones don't hurt!
I can look up! You can't!
-Ah no! Don't count on me! No! No way!
Stop it!
-It's very impressive!
rounds of joy, after caresses!
-It's sounds like it's going away...
-I think it ended
-Keys are like rain, it soothes me, it's very romantic, you see?
-You stay here? We're changing street
-We'll wait for rain to stop...
we'll go in the houses afterwards
-I thought we couldn't take care of hats!
-Yesterday, you'd better had one
it was falling from everywhere
They even broke my flute! -Make another one! You've got time!
-Go *** yourself!
There's even a spoon!
How clever to throw key! Now we have to pick them up!
-It was no obligation!
-These are just symbolic!
We used complain of loosing time for ***,
now we pick up keys in arm-carts
I have other stuff to do, I'm reading Stendhal these days
it's not easy to take useful ideas from it, it's full of garbage!
-You think Proust is better?
-Proust! Even worse!
-Allo?
Allo!
Can I speak?
I give you the total for 'Rue Jean Jaurès'
230 kg
Yeah... 230
What do you mean 'not a lot'
We didn't do the 'Champs Élysées'!
Yeah... we're continuing, but...
Yeah! Good! Bye!
"After weighing and calculations, it seems..."
"...98% of French people threw their keys away..."
"...saying they renounce to lock themselves up..."
"...and approve of proposition #8"
"This proposition is now a collective decision, and is stated as follow:..."
"Ownership is abolished. Every place is declared public..."
"People can travel freely, and use everything freely aswell"
-What's happening? -Don't try to understand, that's the way it is!
So guys, pack your stuff, doors are opened...
and get out of here!
-What's happening? Fire? -What's happening?
There's no ownership anymore, so there's no thiefs, so we open prisons
-Can you explain it? -Don't have time! Somebody will tell you outside!
Take your stuff, with the others, and get lost!
Get lost! Get lost! -Murderers too?
-I don't care! Get the *** out!
I'm fed up with this "Year 01" thing!
Us, us...
It's a King's daughter...
Like a lady... -Is it on the right?
On the right here? -I told you a door on the left!
He'll think I'm a beauty
-Careful with your head! -I'm OK...
-Where do you think we are? -I don't know but it's not a kitchen...
-***! -I bet you're here for the jewelry!
-It couldn't wait tomorrow? -You know it's more exciting at night!
Jewels are in the commode, or on it...
It depends if the guy who came before you put them back, you'll see!
-We'll put up a sign!
-Thank you!
Good evening! -Good evening!
-Good evening!
-Before, I would have stolen those, without looking at them!
Look how beautiful this one is! -Mine is bigger!
-This is the Regent!
Where did you get this? Did you go to the Louvre?
-I also put king crown on my head but they were to large...
...golden ones! -But why did you take this?
-It was the biggest! -But you must leave things where they belong...
...or we won't find them anymore!
We'll give it back! -If you want...
-Incredible!
SHOP-MUSEUM : JUNK
-What was that for? -We lit this for, hum...
...my brother's christenning
-They had this hanging from the ceiling? -Yeah... always from the ceiling...
It was never lit! -What was it used for?
-Decoration! -Hahaha!
-It's really ugly!
-Artistic...pff!
-That, was used to rake the lawn up
And that...
...to cut it
Look, up there, it was to water it...
...so it grows back and we can cut it again...
And this, was to kill the grass
-What was 'lawn'? -Grass...
"Important communiqué:..."
"One of our 'cigogne' sentinel, stationed on..."
"...Sasquachiwa river, in Canada..."
"...informs us of the following news:..."
-I must be dreaming! Hey!
A fish! Hey!
Guys! A fish!
A fish! I got a fish!
It's true! It's a fish!
A fish! I found a fish!
There's a fish! A fish! Guys!
"Long live the first fish of Year 01!"
-what is a fish?
-A fish? hum... -what is a fish?
-A fish? hum...
It's... like that...
with... with a tail, there, like that...
and wings around, it swims in water!
Like you when you swim!
-Imagine, if we didn't stop...
We would have kept on 'improving'!
-And so what? -There would be buttons...
A lot of them! ... And also...
...a pedal to open the oven, and also...
...and a display, a TV to watch inside the oven
-And so what?
-We would like to have it!
SHOP MUSEUM : MOTOR-BROOM
SHOP MUSEUM : CART
-Excuse me! Oh...
-Let's do it again!
SUBWAY
-Don't you think it's too much? -Not at all!
This is absolutly authentic!
-It's unbelievable!
-Some people could spend 2 hours like this, a day!
-Can we try it? -Yeah...
-It's good! Let's go!
-If one day, we have to use these machines to make...
...golden capsules again, we're really dumb!
-What do we do now? -Let's leave, it's over!
-Hey guy! Do you think Pompidou is still in the Élysée?
-Do you think we kept planes?
-We talked about it in the cathedral yesterday, we all agreed...
too complicated for what it does!
It's about flying after all, then no need for more ideas!
-Hey! That's not idiotic! -So are you coming?
-Yeah! -That's my bike!
FACTORY CLOSED THE 1/1/01; MAINTAINANCE THE 6/1/01
-Oh woaw! Pfew!
-Oh... They didn't think too much!
Do you realize?
-You have to see it to believe it!
-Come see that! -I'm obsessed with doors...
-That's like the others! -Yeah!
-So obvious! -Think simple, all the time...
Look at that! To light candles!
-To sit down, a seat!
-To fan, a fan!
To cool down, water... -To steer, a steerwheel!
-And it was fast!-That wheel, there...
-And the gouges! -And wheels to roll!
-Ok, ok! Don't go too far...
-Let sum it up, first
At first, a will to move...
...to go elsewhere, a change of air...
...as fast as possible...
...for that, no problem, it's for sure...
-It's for sure. But what's absolutly certain is...
...this mecanical mess isn't the solution...
-If I'm far away from you, and I want to see you...
-Why see me? -To talk to you for instance!
-There will always be someone near you to talk to!
-Yes, ok... And if I want you?
-It's the same! There's someone near you...
like, I have someone near me, you see?
-But if we invented all the stuff...
...all the stuff about weddings...
...it's because... they felt, you see...
...hum...the...the...
...the importance of waiting, actually...
That's what matters!
-What an hypocrisy! -But it's not a...
-You see... if...
If just before we jump at eatch other...
hum...
There was... a way to deviate...
You know what I mean?
During this special moment...
It would be now, you see?
Precisely, this wait...
Now would be the moment for someting to happen...
But instead...
You look at eatch other,
In... in general we're ashamed
We feel stupid
And then...
What's hard, is you feel that, at this moment...
...something wonderful might happen
It's really... the moment when...
...anything could happen, when you feel it!
It could happen things absoluty... really...
Extraordinary...
I don't know...
And then... well...
We realize...
...there's only one way to free all this energy...
...in fact, it's to grab each other
-Do you understand? We make love, because, we're used to it
It's routine, we don't know what else to do!
-It's an interessting idea
Desire considered as a potential energy...
Let's say you have *** energy...
An energy is transformable!
If you find the way to transform it...
in antigravitational energy for instance...
you're floating, you're flyng!
-Shall we try? -Why not!
-It's an intersting idea!
It's desire considered as a potential energy!
Wait! Because, an energy...
it's transformable!
Imagine you can transform *** energy...
in a... intralubric rays emitter...
...or ultralubric, for instance
you can reveal a whole hidden world!
-Shall we try?
-Do you feel that energy? -Oh, he's in space again!
-We're gonne make love again, that's what I feel!
-But wait! Let's search for a while!
-I'm on a way to fail...
-Why do you care, it's expermental!
-What do you mean?
-Let's say there's a man walking in the street...
He has an idea
Oh! That's a good idea!
Oh! It's a very good story!
And in his head, it's very lively!
It's moving, talking, arguing, so much is happening!
That's really a fantastic story!
It must be known by others!
At least the starting point, that's how the idea is new, original...
And then, let the others do whatever they want with it!
-Oh! That's cool!
Oh yes, but...
It'd better if... the girl had her eyes covered...
-That's theater in "01"
It happens in the head
Not like in 70, that was different!
A guy found a story... I had the idea, and wrote it all
What was happening, what people were saying...
Absolutly evrything, from begining to end!
And after that, other guys played that in front of the audience...
If it happened a long time ago, they had costumes...
with door from that time...
It could last 2 hours!
A thing we can do in 2 minutes
The others watched it, listened every word...
...for 2 hours!
-And afterward? -Afterward they went to bed!
Even if it was a revolutionary play, the next day there was no revolution!
It was just theater!
-Jules André Tatati...
-Tatati! Hahaha! -During the 24th to 25th night...
...the moon was full...
...and accused to have strangled Adèle Louise, your wife
Do you know the facts? -I'm innocent!
Innoncent! Innocent! Innocent!
-Shh! Quiet! Or the session is adjourned!
-Hey... I know it could have been an actual court?
I actually strangled my wife!
-Really? -Yep!
-Pfew! Instersting! -I know, right?
-We can talk about it, if you want -Ok
Did you know her?
-I don't think so, no
-So basically, you don't care? Totally, yes!
-So what's the problem?
-You see, I wouldn't like to be strangled...
-You think it could happen to you?
-No... -So what?
Are we going think about things we don't give a *** again?
-Yeah...Still, your wife! -No! It was in 1964!
We were married! -Ah! Oh la!
So you see...
-Oh yes! Ok then!
"Water has ran under bridges!"
"You were married to your wife, Marriage is evil"
"And he strangled his wife, Strangling is evil!
Oh! no no no!
"And he..." Wait! "And he owned a wife, Ownership is evil!"
"And he owned a wife, Ownership is evil!"
"And he strangled his wife, Ownership is evil!"
"He was married to a Wife! La la la.."
"He threw her under a bridge!"
"Ownership is evil!"
"He put her in an oil drum!" "-He put her in an oil drum?"
"Ownership is evil"
"Marriage is lame! La la la..."
"Ownership is evil!"
-There it is...
That's perfect!
I'll let the tip to others
I could have kept it for myself
And ask others to make holes, in a workshop...
...with guys to help me, several guys!
And then a machine! I'd have bought one!
I'd be king of the handle-hat!
And later two machines! Three, four! High end!
And 50 machines! I'd have exported!
I'd be king of handle-hat machines!
That's how it used to happen!
If we think about everything that went wrong...
...a lot of things went wrong
Let's say I need a hole, first reflex...
I make a hole! But it's too brutal...
Question : ...
How to do whithout doing? Answer : ...
We don't need anything! Fanstastic!
I have to tell everyone!
"01 suggestions. In which category do you want to talk?"
-In the 'I'm might say ***' category
"Go on, talk! Closer! Talk in the box"
-It's about holes... Let's say you need a hole
First reflex, you make a hole, then you improve the thing...
"Grandmother rides a bike"
"Grandmother rides a bike"
THE TRANSLATOR DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS ???
"Press it, Press it! Make the sap rise"
"Press it, Press it! The sun arises!"
"Pedal! Peda-a-a-l"
-You're playing too tense -I'm trying to finish
Take your time! Grandmother must have 5 minutes!
-I don't care for 5 minutes!
Let yourself be carried away! -"Let yourself be carried away" ...
We can't tend toward something by being carried away!
Mom, that's nonsense!
-I knocked...
-That's original
-I can't help it, I kept the habit...
It seems more polite! You could have been doing... having...
-You can talk a bit of food in the kitchen!
-No thank you, I'm not hungry -If you want to play along...
I have to explain the theme to you
-No no! I don't have time! And don't play any instrument
I... collect
I collect the... -Why won't you sit down?
I collect the... this... old notes...
-Come here and sit down!
-Bank notes -Oh! And why old notes?
-Who knows? A fancy!
Maybe... you still have some? -Probably!
Wait! I'll help you!
"Ah! These twisted wood wheels!"
THE TRANSLATOR DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS ???
"Do you feel the air, the speed?"
"make your breast an sex swell up?" -The music is nice!
-They say it'll give me my youth back "Pedal! Peda-a-a-l"
-I don't want to disturb... Could you tell me where they are, aproximatively?
The notes, I'll find them
-Under the pile of sheets, on the right, and on the right, in the bedroom's closet
-On my right? -On my right!
-You will leave some for us, won't you?
"Water it! Wate-e-er it!"
"Farewell, old sad skin"
-I know some who'll be happy to have met an honnest guy
the day it will all come to ***!
So... Let's see...
We have... ... 40 000 more...
Current total, 600... so..
648 532 000
AH! Now it can all turn to ***!
-Tell me, what it is exactly your collection?
You stick them in an album, you place them under glass, what?
-No no! I gather them by packs of 10
well packed, very cleanly, not one bursting out
It requires to be careful! -Ah yes, of course!
-And I pin them down -Ah! Like butterflies?
-Yes, like that, like butterflies
-It's good isn't it! First time in history we can make a couter-revolution with no risks
-In these conditions, I don't know why we're hiding!
Why do we look like conspirators? I feel like playing tea parties
It's like these ties! It's childish!
-It's no childish at all! A propos...
...before we arrived, during the last council I left with my tie
I forgot about it. I go to the opera, as planned to spy...
I was there, a guy looks at me and says :
"Ties weren't that bad, it looked..."
He couldn't what it looked, but he want to exchange it!
-We won't have them back with ties! -Yes! Yes! Why not?
-One day, ties, the next waxed shoes, the rest follows, like a spiral!
"And you'll force them to make polish again!"
"And brushes! And so on, up to the nuclear plant!"
Put civilisation back on track!
Be their guides! Or become polish sellers!
-It looks like nicely poetic, your ties and polish stories
-Perhaps, but look at how they did... "01"
They... they did it with absurd things!
They said:"Let's make a step on the left"! Stupid but... they made it!
And... everything fell apart!
-They found THE thing! -It's not just that!
-Indeed, there was so many things! I wonder if we'll find
as many things to go backwards! -Really?
If you think nothing can be done to rebuild a world of progress,
Take pickaxes, spades! Cultivate sidewalks like them!
-In the mean time, sir, on sidewalks, it grows...
...and actually, they use everything! Factories, transports!
Moderately, maybe, but they use it!
"For instance, a big thing is the computer!"
"Free heads, and a big common memory!"
-What if we had them explode? No, wait...
I see where you getting at
Computers don't only work on printed matter
They gather everything people think out loud in the streets
So, listen to me! -It's funny to see people talking to themselves in the street!
-That's it! And everything they say goes into the computer
which give them the collective thinking profile
-Yeah... And all day long, the radio
pours it back in our ears! People listen to it again...
...and from that they start their *** again
"And each time it gets worse... I'm starting to regret Mireille Mathieu"
"??? the computer! Everybody can talk! That's the weak point!"
"Let's talk! Say ***! If it's rubbish it'll make it fall apart!
-It's true what you said about people thinking out loud, why do they do that?
"Because mics are everywhere! In trees, walls, in doors..."
"There, there! -What is wrong with you?"
"Do you believe this? Mics?
"And why not cameras? What do we want?"
"We gathered all this money people threw away"
"We should use it! We must come back to a world..."
"...with respect for money!"
"You just assisted to a live transmission of our conspirators' secret assembly
"As you can seen, they look well and fine"
"and they still ignore there's an hidden camera in their hideout"
"and we are millions watching. If you see them in the street...
"I remind you you shouldn't tell them 'I saw you on TV'"
-They're not real!
-Give me that immediatly!
-You're distiling Auguste? -Yeah yeah yeah...
-It's good, buddy! What is it?
Plane tree? -No no no
-Nettle then! -Still no
-It's forget-me-not! -Nope!
It's ... a couch ... grass ... alcohol
-Really? -Yes!
-Big news! "Agropirium", that's what I like!
-Really? Oh... Swallow it! Come on! Swallow!
-Be serious guys! Be serious! -Swallow it!
-In theory! It's what I like! -Ah! So...
-You're going picking? -Yes! Wanna come with?
-In the woods? -Yeah!
-Will get your hands in my knickers? -No we won't!
-I'm not interested then! Nothing interests me anymore
When you can't get someone in your knickers, it's too late!
Your "Year 01" came too late for me! -You can't say that grandma'!
I'll take you on the frame, on a whim! -You're the gentleman, aren't you?
-They could have taken me... -They asked you!
-You should have accepted!
-What a heat! -You're kidding?
-Your "Year 01"...
..is ... It's worthless!
-You mean it's the end of the world! -It's the end of the world!
-It isn't just our "Year 01", it's also yours!
-I was fine! -You were fine! -Didn't you agree?
Look at you, with your banjo! You're with a band? You play music?
Do you paint, draw? -I draw like a god!
-Marvelous! See, you only read 'Le Provençal'!
Now you know Descartes! -I know Descartes like the back of my hand
-Remember! You kept repeating that when we'll have devoured...
...the whole artistic legacy of 40 centuries of civilisation...
...cultural, artistic legacy, everything, technological legacy...
...so why don't we ... -I know it better...
I'm expected for a rehearsal! Good bye! -Bye Gustave! Have fun!
It is not about repeating, it's about remembering in useful way!
Remember what they said! They said :
"This operation will be the first experiment of planned development...
...between public will and private means!"
Planning, MY ***!
Planning, OUR ***!
One day, without asking anybody...
...they sent their machines, they filled the canal in...
...and they covered it with concrete, and they had cars passing on it!
And they said : "No sentimentality!
By filling this canal in, we entered 21st century!"
SON OF ***!
Loud enough?
-Anyway, the speech will be repeated by people among the crowd
-It's ok if we don't hear everything, it's just to have a laugh!
-Ok, go on -Go on what?
SON OF ***!
They said : "This is 21st century"
but they got the dates wrong! It wasn't the 21st century...
It was "Year 01"!
And we all came with pickaxes, we came with shovels...
...and we broke their *** motorway!
And we uncovered the Canal Saint Martin!
And there it is! As it was, full of water! It's ours! It's everybody's!
Let's have a drink! Everybody jump in!
-Have seen this? Nice beat Angers 4-2
-Ah sorry but I have Angers beats Nice, 3-1
-No, I have draw 6-4 -Are you the office chief?
-Yeah, so what? -You're rude!
What are we waiting? -The hour!
You've been working here for 7 years, but it doesn't show!
Come on!
Don't fight over the phone! It's everyday the same!
You take care of the phone, you sort folders! Come on!
You, the typist,
Type!
Congratulations Miss! It's the first time you're late so early!
-Excuse me, the metro was late! -It's often the metro!
-Somebody watched TV last night? -No no
Oh! The TV soap... The TV soap!
-Impressive!
What about theater tonight?
The debat about ??? in little and medium companies
Don't you have TV? -I do!
-What do you watch then? -I don't watch TV, I bring work at home
-Urgent stuff!
-And the phone starts ringing! Ha ha!
-Don't laugh it could be important! Ha ha!
-This time we did at least 5 minutes! -I'll tell you ... 2 minutes and a half!
-Last time in the office, we tried to last the whole morning, but it gets harder and harder
-Ah! I would give a caresse to the one who decided to play work!
??? Once a month!
I'll stop because it really is to hard! -Oh yes!
Everyday, it really is a chore!
But I did this for real, no kidding!
-Yeah we all knew this! Did you work here?
-Ah no! I was as an accountant!
-An accountant! So fun!
-We went from far!
-The first time I noticed a change...
...was with my father. Because my father...
was the kind to go at work in the morning, come back at night
We saw him at diner but, he was grumpy...
And so... one he came, happy, you see...
And... it was a day... something shocked him...
He saw words written on the wall, huge, in the factory
The words were : '*** this!' You should have seen his face!
-Are you OK? Why are you laughing?
-This morning a funny guy wrote :
'*** this!'
'*** this!'
-There was the third protest on bikes
The giant one, and my father was there!
And after that there was this famous Bastille Day
when the crowd took off together with the squaddies
And my father was there
And then there was the movie "Year 01"
and father was in the front row at every projection!
It's been a while since I saw him
but from what I've heard, he seems to live well
END OF THE FIRST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT "YEAR 01"