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[Music playing] Close your eyes
[Typing while he speaks] Nice profile on date.com.
Classic, and yes I am slightly out of your age range but
so what, I'm a hoot! And you can't put a number on that, can you?
Plus I make enough money to distract us
both from numbers. Let me take you out, it'll be the best night of your life.
Sure, that sounds really fun.
Green light! So are you more caviar,
steak, lobster, oysters or you just one of those
flat-out libations kind of gal?
Well I'm not currently drinking
but I still enjoy food. I don't get that.
Yeah I have a helicopter tour of a property in Malibu that I'm unloading at a loss
and I'm gonna be landing back in town at the CNN building at
Hollywood around six. There's a place that I like, um...
Give your phone number. Oh I'm sorry, I don't give my number out to people before I
meet them, I just...
I had an incident where this guy Googled me and like went nuts
about, saying I had like fat arms.
It was a whole thing. I'll just meet you at the restaurant. And I'm really looking
forward to it.
[song playing: Naughty by Nature's 1,2,3]
Oh man, I am so sorry to have to do this but I need to reschedule. This work thing just came up.
Wait a minute no phone contact and now changing dates? It shouldn't take a genius to
know that you really, you really pissed me off now.
Because you know, the thing is, no it's just, you really
it was very weird to hear, I should've known. I take the blame because when I heard
you say
I'm currently not drinking but I'm still eating food?
No, forget it. Forget it, I'm serious.
You know I'm a well-educated, well-financed and I'm a successful
person. I don't have to apologize for that.
And I don't... and I don't have time to keep making appointments
With someone who continues to make last-minute changes
and, and not call and put my schedule through
abortions. Your change in plans affects
a whole chain of people.
I create jobs. I give back to the United States.
I have texts from Bernanke.
I make things happen. I get it, you're
really important, a lot of people work for you, you're a job creator.
No you listen to me, I have a twenty million dollar deal closing this week.
And I'm very strategic. I'm sorry about my planning
and I picked this restaurant because someone gave me a coupon for it. You know what,
I just want to thank you for reminding me once again that I should not
date people below my station.
People who are just too irresponsible, *** up,
cracked, broken who inhabit this town
with their *** cars. I truly wish you happiness and prosperity, in
all areas of your life. And I hope that you are able to find love with the kind of gal
Who is impressed by the kind of guy who simultaneously brags about his billions
and uses a coupon to date.
See you next Tuesday and by the way that coupon
that you so condescendingly referred to
was given to me by someone who wanted me to try their Zagat-rated
restaurant and it's millions, not billions. Okay, have fun bragging about your world travels
on your next discount date and when you whip out the flashy photos of all the places you've been, ask yourself
why you're alone in all of them.
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