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I'm sure those of you who watched the show last week saw the clip we aired of SVT's own
version of Swedish Hollywood Wives. And I must say they took a very interesting angle:
they let the Hollywood wives test what it's like to live in Swedish apartments, totally
on their own, no hired help or anything. Check it out:
There's a bunch of other stuff that's so hard when you're a housewife.
And that's because I always have to be at Paul's side.
If he does something, if he's gonna go to 7-Eleven for example,
I always have to go along with him down to the 7-Eleven,
where if I'm sitting here at home then someone could come and look at me and think,
because you're so fit and everyone wants my hot body and stuff like that, you know?
Even houseplants need hairspray.
Paul's not at home right now, so there's so much "temptation". And you filming me, you're
thinking, I want her, she's so damn fine, I know you are!
I'm gonna tell you something that happened to me.
I was standing here on the balcony.
And I'm talking to my girlfriend on the phone
and I'm talking about a "mail"—mailman who always comes here
and how the mail doesn't come on time.
I've just done a film that's called, "The Gold and the Beautiful"
and I thought I'd show you all how to act!
And just as I'm standing here
talking
I see the mailman coming
and I'm completely sure that he's heard what I've said.
So now I'm never getting any mail again.
When you're playing scared, you do it like this:
But sometimes you see when you're out walking around here in Sweden, you see those Swedish
men walking around pushing their stupid strollers!
It's so damn gross! So freaking uncool!
So I just have to like play a trick and just take their kid
in their stroller and throw them in the bushes!
Now I'm angry!
And the kid'll just be lying there crying!
And the dad'll come around looking for his stroller being all like, Where'd my kid go?!
Now I'm an orange.
You see?
It was good.