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I believe we need electricity to turn this on
Brand new World of Warcraft expansion
New foes. New zones.
Take venture into forever changed
Rot Outland
All this time, I've been lying up there... rotting...
But now, it is my turn
You are rot prepared!
The Rotting Crusade...
New wicked candy!
Rotten, blackened teeth of dead people!
Eat Corps. Be Corps. Be Corps!
Поносом дрищут мои котята!
Trovich had three cats
Arkadiy hired a killer to kill his so-called son Bazily
Who is in fact not his son, but one of Trovich's cats
Иди убей моего сына Базилия
Actually, Arkadiy saw himself in the mirror
And thinking that it is the killer, he started explaining the essence of the deal
While he was explaining, he noticed that killer is explaining the essence of the deal to him from the mirror
Arkadiy forgot that he was hiring the killer, and thought that he was being hired
So he went and killed Baziliy
Then the second cat came to Arkadiy, and meowed
Arkadiy thought that this is Bazily from the future, that asks him to kill Bazily from the past
Arkadiy went and killed the third cat. How many cats did Trovich had left?
Mayonnaise "Bless me Lord"!
It consists of ten litres of milk, eight litres of sour creamie
And three litres of rat poison. Rat poison!
And you will be blessed by the lord, and he will take you into his arms
He will catch you and put to Eden
You will be dead and rotting in your grave, and I'll be laughing
Until you give me billion pig legs
Welcome to Get Spread, I am your host, Zinaid Trovich
In this show you're guessing the names of the songs we play
And get rewarded with cans of delicious meat spread
Let's listen to the first song
Now, name the song
- I think that... - Wrong!
- No, it was not the answer - Too late, you're wrong, next - Nooooooo!
Name that song right now!
Name that song!
What's a song? Where's my friend John?
! Wrong! You're wrong!
Is your friend really called John?
Next!
Give me my meat spread, or I'll *** you, stretch out your guts and chew of them... on them...
This song is actually called "Give me my meat spread, or I'll *** you, stretch out your guts and chew on them!"
I've composed it myself. How come only one of them recognized it?
Fools!
What was all that noise?
Where did our people go?
What does it matter? They're in a much better place now
What does matter, is that we have our first winner
And I'm proudly awarding you with two cans of fresh meat spread
With two cans of fresh meat spread
Two cans of fresh meat spread
And that is our sponsor, Trovich's Demonic Meat Spread
Did you grind those poor people into meat spread?
Did you grind those poor people into meat spread?
So, who wants to win more meat spread?
This song may be familiar to you if you are... Topper...
Topper?
This is a wrong answer, sorry, wrong answer! Sorry.
This is "Stormwind Intro" by Jason Hayes
Amazing, you are correct, once again
Once again. You're correct, once again.
How did he know? They never let us inside Stormwind
This melody is the easiest one, step up!
Come on!
Then I will participate myself, and award the winner with three cans of very delicious meat spread
Very delicious meat spread
Ketchup has to be from the hell's underworld!
I made a ketchup from the underworld!
Eat it, and turn up in hell!
Did you know that people have guts?
Did you know that even he has guts?
Did you know that I have guts?
Did you know that everybody has guts?
Today a dangerous pirate, maniac and charlatan was caught
But he has escaped an attempt to cremate him alive
I'm just a humble assassin, I kill people like you
His current location is unknown
Take this, charlatan-maniac!
Oh, my friend...
Today, the final round of Icecrown Figure Skating Championship will take place
Meanwhile, the field is open for everyone. For everyone.
We appear to have a live? Live? Live! Connection with our helicopter crew. Trovich!
Trovich here. And we have a few dwarf snowboarders sliding off the Icecrown mountain
Wait, and even up the mountain! Even up the mountain.
Мама, я позвал маму, а вы не слышали, да? Вы не понимаете о чем я говорю, тупые твари!
Okay, okay. In other news.
A hidden camera footage was sent to our office
We fail to decipher it's meaning so we present it worldwide to give everyone a try. To give everyone a try!
Whoever gets it right will be awarded with a participation on one of Zinaid Trovich's "Get Spread" shows
Get spread!
... TPAA didn't let me create...
... long commercial...
... meat spread...
... short show...
... thousand of pig legs!
That was exposure of Zinaid Trovich
Expozha, of Zinaid Trovinka
Эй, Трович, как дела? Отвечай моему голосу!
That was exposure of Zinaid Trovich
Dat was expozha of Zinaid Trovich!
Ааа, Зинаид Трович, а Зинаид? Как дела у тебя? Отдай мне водки
О, нет, не надо меня убивать, ааа!
That was exposure of Zinaid Trovich. Trovich exposure, my exposure
Until the next time, when we'll be having an exclusive interview with Meaty Baron!
Говно давай! Я люблю говно! Не убивай меня!
Until the next time
- when we'll be having an exclusive interview with Meaty Baron - Trovich, give me meat spread, or I'll *** you, stretch out your guts, and...
Until the next time, when we'll be having an exclusive interview with Meaty Baron!
Oh, well, nothing new
And as always, here's Voices of Azeroth
Voices of Azeroth! Give me meat spread, please!
And as always here's Voices
- of Azeroth - Wuggis O Pazeroth
Wussis U Tuzirus! Wuggis An Kuzinus!
Azerus!
And as always, here's Voices of Azeroth
With few highlights of last week's news
Oh, last week's news
From political point of view, I think that we should conquer the Azeroth
Tyrande has no idea how to...
I am a true druid, I create life!
I am Lord Evershitting! Lord, lord, respect me, I am lord...
I had a corpse lying in my basement, but he got up and ran away
Grant me one million gold coins for this sensation
What? Why there was a corpse in my basement?
I don't, hey, no, I'm not guilty, don't arrest me, you've got the wrong one! No!
I'm selling mustard called "***"
It's made of ***
One hundred percent natural ***
Why don't you want to buy it from me? Cause I will kill you all if you won't buy my *** from me!
Enjoy my ***
Fools! You thought I don't know?! Green ***!
Барон, скажи пожалуйста, что у тебя с головой?
У меня с головой ничего такого
- Я так люблю свиной пот... - Я тоже, а ты?
Ровно тридцать пять связанных китайцев я убил, и расчленил
Ты тварь! Убогая мразь! Я дряблый мешок с дерьмом!
Как-то чистил себе зубы, чуть не выбил себе передний зуб, вот этот!