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STRANDY: Right now...
GEFF: Community.
STRANDY: Punk’d.
GEFF: Fatty McGoo.
STRANDY: And other words...
GEFF: ...that make you...
STRANDY: ...want to watch.
STRANDY & GEFF: TV A LA MODEM.
GEFF: Make us funky, Carlos!
STRANDY: Internet, no one can MAKE you funky; you have to make your own bad self funky.
GEFF: And if you’re already funky, please don’t do normal.
STRANDY: Community is finally back and reminding us all to be true to our weird-*** selves.
GEFF: Here’s what freaked me out about Community. Remember how like Abed and Troy tried to do
that normal thing for Shirley’s wedding?
STRANDY: Yeah...
GEFF: But then it was really scary and so then they failed!
STRANDY: Yeah...
GEFF: And so then thank JESUS Abed got addicted to celebrity impersonators and flew a spaceship
with Evil Abed who wears a felt goatee and started a blanket fort battle with Troy?
STRANDY: Yeah, yeah.
GEFF: So NOW I’m all like, “Chill. Thank god Abed is super weird again.”
STRANDY: So I guess weird is normal again. Or something. Let’s all take a moment to
celebrate being freaks, shall we?
GEFF: Okay, that felt super weird.
STRANDY: Yeah, pretty weird. Why are you guys so weird, Internet, besides from liking us
freaks? And how do you think Community could up the weird in episodes to come?
STRANDY: Make it weird, Carlos!
STANDY: As much fun as it is to be weirdos, we here at A la Modem also love to gather
around the warmth of a classic wholesome throwback show.
GEFF: And what’s more wholesome than embarrassing your friends or weird conjoined twin in public?
STRANDY: I dunno, maybe getting embarrassed by Justin Bieber on national television?
GEFF and STRANDY: Punk’d is back!
STRANDY: And I smoke crack! Wait. What the... Dude, did you try to punk my script?
GEFF: No, no, no just keep reading...
STRANDY: I’m a fatty McGoo with an awkward torso.
GEFF: Oh sh*t... you are SO the fat, awkward twin!
STRANDY: You know, Internet? Learn from Geff’s mistake here and remember never to punk your
conjoined twin about body issues. That’s not even how punking works.
GEFF: You are so PUNK’D!
STRANDY: We share a body.
GEFF: Whatever.
STRANDY: Well, it was weird, guys. See you next time on TV a la Modem!
GEFF: Stay hungry, internet!
STRANDY: CARLOS!!
GEFF: We need to find his mom.
STRANDY: Pretty sure...
GEFF: We need to find his mom.
STRNANDY: His mom's probably dead.
GEFF: Shhhhhh!!