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Honey, you're ready to replace me in half an hour?
Ok, but I told you that we should have taken the plane.
Not this again, you know how I fear to fly.
But there's nothing to be afraid of !
Well, I prefer to keep my feet on the ground than...
Oh *** ! We got a puncture. Damned !
Well, while you change the wheel, I'm going to pee somewhere.
Ok.
Time to remember how to change a wheel...
What's wrong with you ?
Will you get the *** out of here you *** wheel ?!?
Feel better now.
Somebody's here ?
THE HILLS HAVE EYES 3
Presented by Nowhere and Vey's Studio
Written and directed by Laviv42
In collaboration with Lukavey
Based on Wes Craven's "The Hills Have Eyes"
Soundtrack by Laviv42 and Jamendo
Is it still far from here, darling ?
No, it should not be so far away now.
Anyway, it may be still far but at least we will be free from all government's surveillance.
Here we are, that's David, our full-time paranoid.
Would you stop with that ! I'm not paranoid ! We are constantly under surveillance, it's the truth !
The Webcams for example. What do you think ? They film and record without interruption ! And all the images are sent directly to them.
To them ?
Wooh ! Don't go along with him, that's better.
Them ? The Government, the secret authorities
Stop will you ? You're not goin' to scare Emilia the first time we meet her, huh ?
When we'll arrive in the village, I will calm down you my way...
Yeah but... we will unload our luggage first.
By the way, I warn you, if your brother and his friend will be doin' *** out there, they'll get the *** out !
Pete and Jack ? No don't worry about it, they'll stay quiet.
Better for them !
So, about Jenny, is she Jack's girlfriend ?
Jenny ? Not at all !
She would be more interested by you or me if you know what I mean...
I even heard that Eva has already tasted...
*** !
There's a gas station nearby, we need to stop, otherwise we'll never come back.
Hey buddy, your brother's girlfriend is pretty hot !
Yeah, she's cute.
I don't know, she's too shy.
That's not a problem, I brought some stuff to loosen her up a bit...
Seriously you bringed everything ? Yeah man you rock !
How did David hear of this nowhere place ?
My brother told me that he found it on Google Earth.
Hey look ! They're stopping.
Anybody here ?
Why do we stop ?
We're out of gas.
Hello mam, need some fuel ?
Yes
Look ! There's a lot of stuff to pinch there !
Hey Chip and Dale ! No need to fill up ?
No, that's ok for us.
Excuse me. Do you have toilet ?
Yes, behind the store.
Thank you, you come with me Emilie ?
Yes
That's just like Ali Baba's cave, man !
Take everything you can, be carefull not getting nailed !
Cool, I found some good beer.
Stupid old man, to leave his store like this without survei...
*** ! He's coming, let's get out !
Where are you from ?
Pittsburgh
And how did you get in Phoenix ?
My parents got divorced.
My mother wanted to move from Pittsburgh and she chose Phoenix.
I followed her.
Sorry, I didn't know about your parents.
You'll see, to live in Phoenix is great.
There's always a lot of things to do, we'll show you.
Even us who have grown up there, we never get bored
Above all, there's something that you'll appreciate, the temperature.
In Phoenix the weather is sunny all year long, maybe too somedays.
Whereas in Pittsburgh you use to freeze your butt off in winter.
So, you froze your *** off in Pittsburg, right ?
Ah... yeah...
Prepare yourself to throw away your pullovers.
Hey, sir ! Can you tell us the way to go to the old nuclear test village ?
What ?
You know... the former nuclear test area, it shouldn't be so far from here.
I don't know what you're talking about, sorry.
I'm sure you do !
David, that's okay, he doesn't know, don't you see ?
How much for the fuel sir ?
Hmm... 65 bucks.
Here.
Wait a minute, I'll come back with the change.
You know, when you're asking for Area 51, you get the same answer, nevertheless...
*** *** !
You really pinched all this stuff ?
Not bad, huh ?
Come on ! Everybody in the cars ! We're leaving !
Here's the change, and uh...
I see the place you're talking about now and uh...
if you still wanna go there, you need to take an unsurfaced road on the left, about five miles from here.
Cool ! The area you're looking for really exist darling !
So you remember it now ? Well, thank you.
Goodbye !
Don't fail this bunch of idiots.
*** old idiot.
At the end he told it to you, what you're complaining about ?
He definitly knew since the beginning !
He treated us like morons, that's all.
Just drive and shut up, you're *** me of now,
it's about 10 minutes that you're still saying the same ***.
Slow down, the road he talked about must be very close.
*** old idiot.
Yeah ! He ain't see *** !
Hey ! You'll share some of your noshes with me, huh ?
There is too much just for you two.
Yeah don't worry, you're our buddy.
Yeah, you're our female buddy !
Cool...
Hey ! What's that ?
A biker. Poor dude, he got a flat, give him a sign.
You'll be luckier next time !
Maybe we should have stopped for the biker earlier.
Do you know anything about motorbikes ?
No, not at all.
So, what's the point of stopping for somebody you can't help ?
Sometimes, you act just like your brother.
Don't you know he was just like him before ?
An authentic little monster.
Is that true ?
It was my bad period.
Talking about your bro, I thing they have a problem, their car is slowing down.
***, stop the car.
What's happening ?
Well... huh...
we're out of gas.
What ?!? What do you mean ?!?
No gasoline anymore
Yeah yeah I got that, but what the *** ?
We were in a gas station 20 minutes ago !
Yeah, seems like we didn't pay enough attention to the petrol gauge.
But before you said that the gas tank was filled up !
You sure ? I don't remenber.
I'm gonna put my hand in your face !
IAN !
Don't do that Ian, it's useless.
Yeah ! Perfect ! And what we do now ?
Well, I can bring you to the village and then I come back here for them.
Yeah, seems good for me.
Okay, let's do this,
and tomorrow morning we'll return to the gas station, it's getting dark now.
Great.
You want some food or drink ?
Huh... no that's alright, we got everything we need.
You got everything you need ? But the food is in our car !
Well... We borrowed a little bit from the station.
Let it go Ian, we're leaving.
We'll have a conversation when I come back.
You stay right here, I'll come to pick you, so don't go too far away.
And where do you think we go ?
I think they're mad.
We don't give a ***.
Pete, take a look.
*** ! You've brought a gun !?!
Nice, isn't it ?
Cool, where did you find it ?
I bought it before we left.
You wanna have some fun ?
Yes ! I'm still on the top with four points.
Pete got three and just one for you Jen !
Pfff that's ***, the can is moving when I shoot.
Give me the gun, I'm gonna show you.
Damned ! No bullets anymore.
Wait a second, there's a couple of magazines in the glove compartment.
Whaou ! How did you do that ?!?
*** dude ! You got psychic powers or what ?
I don't believe I just do that !
Buddy you're a *** god !
I'm goin' to get them, see you later.
Okay, see you honey
Well, at least we can say that it's calm here.
A real ghost town.
Ladies, follow me for the guided tour !
If it's a village set for nuclear weapons tests,
why there is no mannequins or something like that ?
I have no idea, but this house is very cool.
David was right, nobody lives here,
however there's a lot of great stuff to take.
Look ! There is even a TV !
But no electricity.
Found a generator outside, with a big reserve of fuel.
Cool !
Here's the cellar.
This place is frightening me.
Why ? I don't see anything scary.
Have you seen the movie "Evil Dead" ?
No
Forget it then.
Hey ! I found a pistol !
Let me see it.
You think it still works ? It seems old and rusty.
Yeah but his kind of gun don't wear out so easily.
So, can we go back up now ?
Yeah, I'll take it with me.
I just told'ya ! It's the sun which turns around the Earth !
*** ! The sun doesn't move.
Ho yeah, then why it moves when you put your butt
in a chair during an entire day ? Pete ?
Don't ask me, I don't know anything about astronogy.
If you can look at the sun during a whole day,
I am willing to have sex with a guy.
I dare you ! It's a deal.
Yeah.
I wish I'll be there to see it.
Good. After this great resolution,
I gotta pee now.
Maybe you should have betted only a beer or something.
Damn, each of you is more stupid than the other.
Lucky day, ants.
I'm building a swimming pool for you !
Who's there ?
*** Pete, if it's you, I'll pee on you I don't care.
*** ! You *** *** !
I could have put it all over my shoes !
I was expecting it but I came too late.
Great ! So original ! Everybody wants to play tonight or what ?
Amazing joke Jen !
But if you think we're gonna search you, you're wrong !
Yeah we don't *** care ! We'll drink your beers !
And as always, I'm the one who finds himself alone like a jerk !
"Your brother and his friend must keep quiet."
"Don't worry about it, they'll stay quiet."
Hell, yeah. We've not even arrived and they have started already. This guys are turning me crazy.
Pete !
Jack !
Is that you ?
Come on men !
Stop with that silly hide-and-seek game, I have no time to loose !
PETE !
JACK !
Ho ***.
Ok I give up, she's hiding for a long time now.
We should find her, it's getting too weird.
This is not her kind of joke.
Let's go then.
You think she could be inside ?
Jen ?!?
Go take the flashlight in the car, I can't see ***.
The flashlight ? Which flashlight ?
I bringed a pocket lamp, don't know where it is now.
Come on find it !
Why didn't you tell it to me before ?
***, didn't you notice that it is completely dark ?
Come on man, we don't have time for this !
I forgot that's all !
Alright I'm going, but you should have expected it.
You're *** me off man !
Huh, found it.
*** !
Pete?
PETE !!!
What was his name ?
Richard ?
No ! The one who moved to Ohio.
Derek !
Yeah ! We used to hang around with him, bullshitting all the time.
It was at that time, Ian The Dunce ?
No, we did some stupid things but it was meaningless.
I guess so.
Seriously, it was just teen foolishness.
Like everybody else does. Who doesn't ?
Emilie !
Oh little boy, if I have to tell you all the things I've done when I was young...
Ho !
Interesting, go ahead !
I don't know if I really w...
Don't panic girls, it must be the generator.
Wait ! I'm coming with you, I wanna know how it works, just in case.
Sure
Emilie you stay here. Okay ?
Yeah
Is that the generator ?
Yeah, this is what a generator looks like.
Okay, that's right,
I didn't come here to learn about generators.
One night together, like the good old days, what do you say ?
Stop it, you're stupid ?
No I'm serious,
I want you.
Why are you telling me this right now ?
You're jealous of Emilie, is that it ?
Listen. You've had your chance to be with me, and you messed up.
Now you are with David,
I'm with Emilie and I'm fine with that. Understood ?
I'm going inside.
What a *** !
What was that !?!
EVA !
Don't move !
No ! Wait !
Eva ?!
*** ! What have you done to her ?!
Nothing ! I just found her like this !
*** ! I was with her two minutes ago.
I swear ! We are not alone here.
We can lock up him down to the cellar,
while we wait for the return of David.
You're right, come on ***, you first.
I got to believe me ! I just saw you earlier,
I was just looking for help, my bike broke down.
Shut up !
Listen to me please !
I'm telling you there are people living here,
it was THEM that killed your friend !
*** !
Jenny !
Pete !
Is anyone there ?
JACK !
*** dumbfuckers ! I told them to stay here !
Ho *** !
PETE ! JACK ! JENNY !
You really think I'm gonna move aside ?!?
*** YOU !!
What do we do now ?
I have no idea ! *** ! He killed Eva !
I know but we need to do something if we don't want to finish like her !
I have known her since I was a child,
*** what's wrong with you ? Let me take a breath !
Well first we go for the body, we just can't leave her outside like this.
Yeah... yeah.
What the hell happened ?!? Where's Eva ?
The biker was right, there's somebody else here.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM US ? LEAVE US ALONE !!!
Ian ! Inside ! Quick !
*** ! The biker !
Won't they stop this racket ?
Oh my god Dave, no ! I'm so sorry !
But what was he doing here ?!?
I'm so sorry man, I thought it was those guys outside and I shot !
I killed one of them when...
I was goin' back...
What about the others ?!?
I think they didn't make it...
NOOO !
How many they are ? Did you see them ?
David ! David no !
Ugly *** !
Ian stop ! He's dead ! Stop it !
Ian ! You're all right ?
Yeah I'm fine... a bit shaken up !
Come on let's go !
Damned ! The keys !
David must have kept them. Don't move, I'm going .
EMILIE ! RUN !!!
No ! Ian !
Ian ?
Ian ! Thank God ! I thought you were dead !
I'm pretty resistant.
Come on wake up, I found the keys of the car.
Run !!!
No !
Will you please die *** ?!
Traduction: ReggieMetal Fox
Thanks guy !