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AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
Gonna kick you in the ovaries, tie your *** tubeses
Seal off your *** with *** superglue, ***
Thinking of reproducing? Better *** think again.
Hoe I'm here, to control the population
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
Why the *** would you want kids anyway?
They're gonna grow up, rip you off and go away and turn gay
You're not even allowed to beat 'em or *** starve them
I'm here to pull 'em out before it's even started
...stop the problem at the root
yank em out and curbstomp 'em with my *** boot
i'm killing *** babies to save our whole nation
Wiping out the effects of overpopulation
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
AG:
I don't need no salt poisoning, or no pennyroyal tea
My coathanger and my bare ***' hands can kill a baby
When I show up to late I'll just slap the ***
Strangle the mother with the umbilical cord
And eat the baby, I *** hate kids man, there's no excuse
To increase the population and reproduce
Save your time and money besides, we're all dooomed
what's the use? *** the world, pass the ***
ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!ST:
Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year?
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!
He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer!
Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!