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Templayer: I'm looking at the horizon ... Vyktory: Are you recording already? Templayer: I just started ! And you *** it all up ! :D
T: Welcome to the special episode.
V: Yes, a very special one, we have something to look forward to.
T: Yes, there will be talk, talk, blahblah. After we managed to get the games to connect themselves again ...
V: We didn't, it managed to run by itself.
T: Exactly.
T: After several hours, it randomly started to work again, no one knows why or how.
T: De Ja Vu.
T: YAAAY
V: Let's hope it won't stop working because of some reason.
T: ARRRGHHHH
T: What are we supposed to do? Quest tab ...
T: Find the soldiers at the Frost Highlands.
T: That should be the portal, if I remember correctly. We didn't play for a long time now.
V: Yeah.
T: Socketed Great Sword from the third act ! It is so weak that I can't kill anything in here by using it ! And that is horrible !
V: I'M FLYIN' !
T: OMG, did you go through? You didn't wait for me?
V: I'm waiting for you on the other side. Hi ! T: It freezed a bit for me.
T: I don't know, my controls were lagged, I couldn't click anything.
V: It's okey.
T: Maybe I could summon more things, right ?
T: F1, F9.
T: The Plant, The Raven.
T: OMG, a boss right in the beginning.
V: It must be.
T: *Hardcore Diablo Player Sounds*
T: I can't hear you, there is a big battle going on !
T: Start attacking him, don't sit there ! V: I'm finishing them !
T: I need a better sword. I was unable to find a better one during the last two acts.
T: I mean a three-socketed one. Oh look, a scale armor.
V: OMG, I absolutely love these teleporting ***.
T: We have a bunch of monsters, so I don't have to bother with this ***.
T: DIE !
V: Well, *** me.
T: Amethyst is mine.
T: I have an amethyst !
T: TOPAZ ! I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING !
V: Let me have something too, you *** ! T: I need better swords, I really do !
T: This monster stomped the ground, before I killed it.
T: At least I think that was the cause.
T: You are on the other side. V: I don't know, everything is burning around here.
V: Burnin', burnin' !
V: The firemen are dousing ***. They are trying to find the main hydrant.
V: Next Level.
T: Try imagining faces of people you hate on your enemies.
T: Look, there is Zbyšek ! (Vyktory)
V: I was going to say: There is Honza ! (Templayer) Ou Yeah !
T: COME OVER HERE ! V: MY SKULL !
T: Let's turn PvP on.
T: Come over here, Zbyšek !
V: What if you would rather start doing something useful, instead of the *** you do.
T: Why ?
T: You're acting as if they could kill us. WE ARE IMMORTAL.
T: At least for now.
V: Yeah, say that again in a moment, when we die.
T: Exactly. It is always like: "Full health, full health, what the *** killed me ?"
V: Right.
V: How the *** are we supposed to get up there? T: Like this ! Run wolfie, run !
V: This is the end for me, I'm unable to summon.
T: What the hell is that ugly mo ... oh.
V: Weren't we here already ?
T: SLAY !
T: Why the *** should I bother ? You're the ones fighting from now on.
T: Is he dead yet? V: You weren't waiting for him to die, right ? T: No, I was opening stuff.
V: I could raise that level of mine, what do you say ?
T: What level? You have a level?! V: Well, I had one ... like five minutes ago.
V: Great, done. T: 35 ?
V: What? T: 35 ?
V: Yeah. T: I was worried for a moment, that you had a higher level than I do.
T: That you got EXP by some ... way.
V: CHEAT ! T: Yeah.
T: Quests?
T: Soldiers? We found soldiers somewhere? Oh, there they are ! :D
V: Umm, yes. The soldiers that are by the way hidden, are to be rescued by us.
T: That was veeery interesting.
T: I just don't get why they didn't teleport themselves.
V: I have very nice lags. T: How can you have lags? You are the host !
V: It's weird, but it is so.
T: Mwahahah. An imp teleported into my face and died xP
T: That plan clearly didn't work well.
T: Ouch. They aren't dying.
T: I'm going to die !
V: Why are you roaring ?
T: I'M DYING ! V: Doesn't look like it. T: I'm At half health. Look, it's horrible !
T: What? I can't hear you ! V: I said it is interesting to hear your game and not mine.
T: Right.
T: I've got a pretty good team. The wolves are damage dealers, the ghost ....
V: Why do I have the feeling that we are too weak ? :D
V: We almost aren't dying. T: What ? V: We are too lazy to die.
T: As I said, I've got a pretty good team. The wolves are damage dealers, the ghost is buffing, a buffer. The Plant is healing.
V: That plant of yours is *** me of immersely.
T: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
V: Yeah, exactly, nom nom nom nom.
V: I can't summon skeletons afterward. T: How dare you summon undead ?
T: That eight one tends to be dangerous. V: It's green.
T: The chick got a level.
T: That freakin' teleportation.
T: There is one up there ! I wasn't paying attention to the map. Now I know why. I can't see anything in it.
T: Missed, missed !
T: This will look perfect in the video. I'm running around, trying to hit them, they are teleporting around and I am swinging my sword at air.
T: Why there can't be a three socketed double-handler ? It's always an one-handled sword.
V: I don't know why am I summoning these skeletons. They die right away.
T: Maybe their level is too low. Not a single wolf of mine died as of yet.
T: There wolves are freakingly durable.
V: Again the plant of yours. F*uck.
V: This is the end ! MONEY MONEY ! MINE !
T: Such a bad one. Why can't I get a good amulet ?
T: I'm getting act 1 amulets. WTF ?
T: A bunch of motherfuc*kers. V: I hate them too.
T: *** this. Hey, how am I supposed to free you ?
T: I'm trying !
T: Hey, a rune !
T: NOOOOO ! I didn't manage to take it in time.
T: What do we have here next ?